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- <!DOCTYPE html>
- <head>
- <!-----
- vintage theme by @tianshi
- don't remove the credit please
- ----->
- <meta charset="utf-8">
- <meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge,chrome=1">
- {block:Description}
- <meta name="description" content="{MetaDescription}" />
- {/block:Description}
- <meta name="image:avatar" content="https://static.tumblr.com/f0be9c237017e6a3472b5a8595f98054/kthovey/L61ovdoub/tumblr_static_2j7fzoz8xvs4ko48sw8kck0k.png">
- <meta name="image:footer pixel" content="https://static.tumblr.com/95c3fcbeedc789d625a696ccc5dff275/kthovey/zLsovdp7r/tumblr_static_cmgawmoi1k0gccccgoswcw0og.gif">
- <meta name="image:audio pixel" content="https://static.tumblr.com/38a715b8973367784ff2cf3069f669f1/kthovey/xBMovdp13/tumblr_static_5fcp14sx33oco48gwc8w4c84s.gif">
- <meta name="image:favicon">
- <meta name="image:link 1">
- <meta name="image:link 2">
- <meta name="image:link 3">
- <meta name="color:bg" content="#ffe5c4">
- <meta name="color:scrollbar" content="#be2020">
- <meta name="color:text" content="#494949">
- <meta name="color:border" content="#5da2e2">
- <meta name="color:sidebar border" content="#85c4ff">
- <meta name="color:sidelink" content="#f03a3a">
- <meta name="color:sidelink border" content="#9d1d25">
- <meta name="color:blockquote" content="#000000">
- <meta name="color:link" content="#f03a3a">
- <meta name="color:link border" content="#9d1d25">
- <meta name="color:link hover" content="#d6ed9b">
- <meta name="color:link hover border" content="#80a842">
- <meta name="text:emoji 1" content="🌠">
- <meta name="text:emoji 2" content="🔥">
- <meta name="text:emoji 3" content="🚀">
- <meta name="text:link 1" content="/ask">
- <meta name="text:link 2" content="/">
- <meta name="text:link 3" content="/">
- <meta name="text:link 1 name" content="ask">
- <meta name="text:link 2 name" content="/">
- <meta name="text:link 3 name" content="/">
- <meta name="text:font" content="consolas">
- <meta name="text:font size" content="19">
- <meta name="text:letterspace" content="0">
- <meta name="text:post size" content="500">
- <meta name="text:tags font size" content="25">
- <meta name="text:title font size" content="40">
- <meta name="if:description" content="0">
- <meta name="if:caption" content="1">
- <meta name="if:title" content="1">
- <meta name="if:tags" content="1">
- <meta name="if:sparkle effect" content="1">
- <meta name="if:emoji links" content="1">
- <meta name="if:pixel links" content="0">
- <meta name="if:normal links" content="0">
- <title>{Title}</title>
- <link rel="shortcut icon" href="{image:Favicon}">
- <link rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml" href="{RSS}">
- <link rel="stylesheet" href="http://static.tumblr.com/qxrkgx6/RWPmgn2qa/normalize.min.css">
- <script src="http://static.tumblr.com/qxrkgx6/LuRmgn2rm/modernizr-2.6.2.min.js"></script>
- <script src="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7/jquery.min.js"></script>
- <script src="http://static.tumblr.com/iuw14ew/VSQma1786/jquery.style-my-tooltips.js"></script>
- <script>
- (function($){
- $(document).ready(function(){
- $("a[title]").style_my_tooltips({
- tip_follows_cursor:true,
- tip_delay_time:0,
- tip_fade_speed:0,
- attribute:"title"
- });
- });
- })(jQuery);
- </script>
- {block:ifSparkleEffect}
- <script type="text/javascript">
- // <![CDATA[
- var sparks=75; // how many sparks per clicksplosion
- var speed=33; // how fast - smaller is faster
- var bangs=5; // how many can be launched simultaneously (note that using too many can slow the script down)
- var colours=new Array('#03f', '#f03', '#0e0', '#93f', '#0cf', '#f93', '#f0c');
- // blue red green purple cyan orange pink
- /****************************
- * Clicksplosion Effect *
- *(c)2012-3 mf2fm web-design *
- * http://www.mf2fm.com/rv *
- * DON'T EDIT BELOW THIS BOX *
- ****************************/
- var intensity=new Array();
- var Xpos=new Array();
- var Ypos=new Array();
- var dX=new Array();
- var dY=new Array();
- var stars=new Array();
- var decay=new Array();
- var timers=new Array();
- var swide=800;
- var shigh=600;
- var sleft=sdown=0;
- var count=0;
- function addLoadEvent(funky) {
- var oldonload=window.onload;
- if (typeof(oldonload)!='function') window.onload=funky;
- else window.onload=function() {
- if (oldonload) oldonload();
- funky();
- }
- }
- addLoadEvent(clicksplode);
- function clicksplode() { if (document.getElementById) {
- var i, j;
- window.onscroll=set_scroll;
- window.onresize=set_width;
- document.onclick=eksplode;
- set_width();
- set_scroll();
- for (i=0; i<bangs; i++) for (j=sparks*i; j<sparks+sparks*i; j++) {
- stars[j]=createDiv('*', 13);
- document.body.appendChild(stars[j]);
- }
- }}
- function createDiv(char, size) {
- var div, sty;
- div=document.createElement('div');
- sty=div.style;
- sty.font=size+'px monospace';
- sty.position='absolute';
- sty.backgroundColor='transparent';
- sty.visibility='hidden';
- sty.zIndex='101';
- div.appendChild(document.createTextNode(char));
- return (div);
- }
- function bang(N) {
- var i, Z, A=0;
- for (i=sparks*N; i<sparks*(N+1); i++) {
- if (decay[i]) {
- Z=stars[i].style;
- Xpos[i]+=dX[i];
- Ypos[i]+=(dY[i]+=1.25/intensity[N]);
- if (Xpos[i]>=swide || Xpos[i]<0 || Ypos[i]>=shigh+sdown || Ypos[i]<0) decay[i]=1;
- else {
- Z.left=Xpos[i]+'px';
- Z.top=Ypos[i]+'px';
- }
- if (decay[i]==15) Z.fontSize='7px';
- else if (decay[i]==7) Z.fontSize='2px';
- else if (decay[i]==1) Z.visibility='hidden';
- decay[i]--;
- }
- else A++;
- }
- if (A!=sparks) timers[N]=setTimeout('bang('+N+')', speed);
- }
- function eksplode(e) {
- var x, y, i, M, Z, N;
- set_scroll();
- y=(e)?e.pageY:event.y+sdown;
- x=(e)?e.pageX:event.x+sleft;
- N=++count%bangs;
- M=Math.floor(Math.random()*3*colours.length);
- intensity[N]=5+Math.random()*4;
- for (i=N*sparks; i<(N+1)*sparks; i++) {
- Xpos[i]=x;
- Ypos[i]=y-5;
- dY[i]=(Math.random()-0.5)*intensity[N];
- dX[i]=(Math.random()-0.5)*(intensity[N]-Math.abs(dY[i]))*1.25;
- decay[i]=16+Math.floor(Math.random()*16);
- Z=stars[i].style;
- if (M<colours.length) Z.color=colours[i%2?count%colours.length:M];
- else if (M<2*colours.length) Z.color=colours[count%colours.length];
- else Z.color=colours[i%colours.length];
- Z.fontSize='13px';
- Z.visibility='visible';
- }
- clearTimeout(timers[N]);
- bang(N);
- }
- function set_width() {
- var sw_min=999999;
- var sh_min=999999;
- if (document.documentElement && document.documentElement.clientWidth) {
- if (document.documentElement.clientWidth>0) sw_min=document.documentElement.clientWidth;
- if (document.documentElement.clientHeight>0) sh_min=document.documentElement.clientHeight;
- }
- if (typeof(self.innerWidth)=='number' && self.innerWidth) {
- if (self.innerWidth>0 && self.innerWidth<sw_min) sw_min=self.innerWidth;
- if (self.innerHeight>0 && self.innerHeight<sh_min) sh_min=self.innerHeight;
- }
- if (document.body.clientWidth) {
- if (document.body.clientWidth>0 && document.body.clientWidth<sw_min) sw_min=document.body.clientWidth;
- if (document.body.clientHeight>0 && document.body.clientHeight<sh_min) sh_min=document.body.clientHeight;
- }
- if (sw_min==999999 || sh_min==999999) {
- sw_min=800;
- sh_min=600;
- }
- swide=sw_min-7;
- shigh=sh_min-7;
- }
- function set_scroll() {
- if (typeof(self.pageYOffset)=='number') {
- sdown=self.pageYOffset;
- sleft=self.pageXOffset;
- }
- else if (document.body && (document.body.scrollTop || document.body.scrollLeft)) {
- sdown=document.body.scrollTop;
- sleft=document.body.scrollLeft;
- }
- else if (document.documentElement && (document.documentElement.scrollTop || document.documentElement.scrollLeft)) {
- sleft=document.documentElement.scrollLeft;
- sdown=document.documentElement.scrollTop;
- }
- else {
- sdown=0;
- sleft=0;
- }
- }
- // ]]>
- </script>
- {/block:ifSparkleEffect}
- <style type="text/css">
- .tooltip{
- display: inline;
- position: relative;
- padding:-4px 5px -4px 5px;
- -webkit-transition:all 0s;
- -moz-transition:all 0s;
- -ms-transition:all 0s;
- -o-transition:all 0s;
- transition:all 0s;
- }
- #s-m-t-tooltip {
- max-width:300px;
- margin-left:20px;
- margin-top:-20px;
- padding:3px;
- letter-spacing:110%;
- background-color:transparent;
- font-family:{text:font};
- font-size:{text:font size};
- letter-spacing:{text:letterspace}px;
- color:{color:link};
- text-shadow: -1px 0 {color:link border}, 0 1px {color:link border}, 1px 0 {color:link border}, 0 -1px {color:link border};
- z-index:999;
- -webkit-transition:all 0s;
- -moz-transition:all 0s;
- -ms-transition:all 0s;
- -o-transition:all 0s;
- transition:all 0s;
- }
- ::-webkit-scrollbar {
- width: 14px;
- height: 8px;
- }
- ::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb {
- background-color:{color:scrollbar};
- border: 1px {color:scrollbar};
- }
- ::-webkit-scrollbar-track {
- background-color:black;
- }
- body {
- margin:0px;
- background-color:{color:bg};
- font-family:{text:font};
- font-size:{text:font size}px;
- line-height:110%;
- color:{color:text};
- letter-spacing:{text:letterspace}px;
- }
- p{
- margin:0 0 10px 0;
- padding:0;
- }
- pre {
- white-space: pre-wrap;
- white-space: -moz-pre-wrap;
- white-space: -pre-wrap;
- white-space: -o-pre-wrap;
- word-wrap: break-word;
- }
- a{
- color:{color:link};
- text-decoration:none;
- text-shadow: -1px 0 {color:link border}, 0 1px {color:link border}, 1px 0 {color:link border}, 0 -1px {color:link border};
- }
- a:hover{
- text-transform:uppercase;
- color:{color:link hover};
- text-shadow: -1px 0 {color:link hover border}, 0 1px {color:link hover border}, 1px 0 {color:link hover border}, 0 -1px {color:link hover border};
- }
- li{
- margin-left:-15px;
- }
- blockquote{
- margin:0 0 10px 2px;
- padding:0 0 0 10px;
- border-left:dashed 2px {color:blockquote};
- }
- #hgfdjhgj{
- width:{text:post size}px;
- margin:50px auto;
- }
- #werfdgfrg{
- width:{text:post size}px;
- margin-left:150px;
- overflow:hidden;
- }
- #bitch{
- width:185px;
- position:fixed;
- max-width:100%;
- line-height:120%;
- margin-left:-200px;
- margin-top:120px;
- text-align:left;
- }
- #bitch a{
- color:{color:sidelink};
- text-shadow: -1px 0 {color:sidelink border}, 0 1px {color:sidelink border}, 1px 0 {color:sidelink border}, 0 -1px {color:sidelink border};
- }
- #bitch a:hover{
- color:{color:link hover};
- text-shadow: -1px 0 {color:link hover border}, 0 1px {color:link hover border}, 1px 0 {color:link hover border}, 0 -1px {color:link hover border};
- }
- .ahn{
- width:{text:post size}px;
- margin:0 0 80px 0;
- overflow:hidden;
- }
- .ahn img{
- max-width:100%;
- }
- .clout{
- background-color:white;
- margin:0 0 10px 0;
- padding:10px;
- border:3px dashed {color:border};
- }
- .sauce{
- text-align:left;
- max-width:40%;
- position:relative;
- border:1px dotted {color:border};
- background-color:#fff;
- padding-left:10px;
- padding-right:10px;
- padding-top:7px;
- padding-bottom:7px;
- margin:auto;
- float:left;
- }
- .juice{
- margin:0 0 2px 0;
- }
- .paper{
- max-width:40%;
- position:relative;
- border:1px {color:border} dotted;
- background-color:#fff;
- padding-left:10px;
- padding-right:10px;
- padding-top:7px;
- padding-bottom:7px;
- margin:auto;
- float:right;
- }
- .yungcashregister{
- font-weight:normal;
- font-size:{text:font size};
- font-style:italic;
- margin:0 0 10px 0;
- }
- .lilbroomstick{
- font-weight:normal;
- font-size:{text:font size}px;
- font-weight:bold;
- margin:0 0 10px 0;
- }
- .lilbulshit {
- margin-top:5px;
- }
- .ass {
- font-size:{text:tags font size}px;
- margin-bottom:10px;
- line-height:120%;
- }
- .imathot {
- font-size:{text:title font size}px;
- margin-top:15px;
- margin-bottom:20px;
- }
- .komaeda {
- margin-left:5px;
- margin-top:5px;
- overflow:hidden;
- }
- .ahtrgfhet{
- margin-top:-23px;
- margin-left:30px;
- }
- .hrtyjthnf{
- margin-bottom:10px;
- }
- .navigation {
- margin:auto;
- text-align:center;
- padding-bottom: 25px;
- max-width:{text:post size}px;
- width:{text:post size}px;
- }
- .navigation a {
- text-align:center;
- text-decoration:none;
- font-style:none;
- }
- .alignleft {
- margin:auto;
- text-align:center;
- float:left;
- font-size:60px;
- }
- .alignright {
- margin:auto;
- float:right;
- text-align:center;
- font-size:60px;
- }
- ol.notes{
- list-style-type:none;
- padding:0;
- margin:0;
- }
- ol.notes li.note img{
- width:0px;
- height:0px;
- }
- ol.notes li.note{
- margin:0px;
- }
- #vid {
- max-width: {text:post width}px;
- max-height: {text:post width}px;
- }
- #vidcon {
- position: center;
- overflow: hidden;
- }
- #vidcon iframe, #vidcon object, #vidcon embed {
- position: center;
- max-width: {text:post width}px;
- max-height: {text:post width}px;
- }
- .nsfw {
- position:fixed;
- bottom:10px;
- right:10px;
- z-index:9999999;
- }
- .nsfw a {
- text-decoration:none;
- }
- {CustomCSS}
- </style>
- </head>
- <body>
- <div id="hgfdjhgj">
- <div id="bitch">
- <a href="/"><img src="{image:avatar}" style="border:3px inset {color:sidebar border};
- max-width:100%;
- width:175px;"></a>
- {block:ifDescription}
- <div style="line-height:110%;width:185px;margin-bottom:5px;">
- {Description}
- </div>
- {/block:ifDescription}
- <blockquote>
- {block:ifPixelLinks}
- <img src="{image:link 1}"> <a href="{text:link 1}">{text:link 1 name}</a>
- <br><img src="{image:link 2}"> <a href="{text:link 2}">{text:link 2 name}</a>
- <br><img src="{image:link 3}"> <a href="{text:link 3}">{text:link 3 name}</a>
- {/block:ifPixelLinks}
- {block:ifEmojiLinks}
- {text:emoji 1} <a href="{text:link 1}">{text:link 1 name}</a>
- <br>{text:emoji 2} <a href="{text:link 2}">{text:link 2 name}</a>
- <br>{text:emoji 3} <a href="{text:link 3}">{text:link 3 name}</a>
- {/block:ifEmojiLinks}
- {block:ifNormalLinks}
- <a href="{text:link 1}">{text:link 1 name}</a>
- <br> <a href="{text:link 2}">{text:link 2 name}</a>
- <br> <a href="{text:link 3}">{text:link 3 name}</a>
- {/block:ifNormalLinks}
- </blockquote>
- </div>
- <div id="werfdgfrg">
- {block:ifTitle}
- <div class="imathot">
- <a href="/">{Title}</a>
- </div>
- {/block:ifTitle}
- {block:Posts}
- {block:ifTags}
- <div class="ass">{block:HasTags}<br>TAGGED: {block:Tags}#<a href="{TagURL}">{tag}</a> {/block:Tags}{/block:HasTags}</div>
- {/block:ifTags}
- <div class="ahn">
- {block:Text}
- <div class="clout">
- {block:Title}
- <div class="lilbroomstick">{Title}</div>
- {/block:Title}
- {Body}
- </div>
- {/block:Text}
- {block:Photo}
- <div class="clout">{LinkOpenTag}<img src="{PhotoURL-500}" alt="{PhotoAlt}"/>{LinkCloseTag}
- {block:ifCaption}{block:Caption}<div class="lilbulshit">{Caption}</div>{/block:Caption}{/block:ifCaption}
- </div>
- {/block:Photo}
- {block:Photoset}
- <div class="clout">{Photoset}
- {block:ifCaption}{block:Caption}<div class="lilbulshit">{Caption}</div>{/block:Caption}{/block:ifCaption}
- </div>
- {/block:Photoset}
- {block:Quote}
- <div class="clout">
- <div class="yungcashregister">"{Quote}"</div>
- {block:Source}
- <div class="quotesource">– <b>{Source}</b></div>
- {/block:Source}
- </div>
- {/block:Quote}
- {block:Link}
- <div class="clout">
- <div class="lilbroomstick"><a href="{URL}">{Name}</a></div>
- {block:Description}
- <div class="description">{Description}</div>
- {/block:Description}
- </div>
- {/block:Link}
- {block:Chat}
- <div class="clout">
- {block:Title}
- <div class="lilbroomstick">{Title}</div>
- {/block:Title}
- {block:Lines}
- <div class="{Alt} user_{UserNumber}">
- {block:Label}
- <b>{Label}</b>{/block:Label}
- {Line}
- </div>
- {/block:Lines}
- </div>
- {/block:Chat}
- {block:Video}
- <div class="clout">
- <div class="juice">
- <div id="vid">
- <div id="vidcon">
- {Video-500}
- </div>
- </div>
- </div>
- </div>
- {/block:Video}
- {block:Audio}
- <div class="clout">
- <div class="komaeda">
- <img src="{image:audio pixel}">
- </div>
- <div class="juice">
- <div class="ahtrgfhet">
- {AudioPlayerBlack}
- </div>
- {block:TrackName}Title: {TrackName}<br>{/block:TrackName}
- {block:Artist}Artist: {Artist}<br>{/block:Artist}
- </div>
- </div>
- {/block:Audio}
- {block:Answer}
- <div class="clout">
- <div class="hrtyjthnf">{Asker}: {Question}</div>
- <div class="lilbulshit">{Answer}</div>
- </div>
- {/block:Answer}
- {block:Date}
- <div class="sauce">
- <a href="{Permalink}">
- {24hourwithzero}:{minutes} <img src="{image:footer pixel}"></a>
- </div>
- <div class="paper">
- <a href="{ReblogURL}">REBLOG</a>
- </div>
- {block:PermalinkPage}
- <br><br><br>
- <div style="font-size:{text:tags font size}px;">
- POSTED: {ShortMonth}. {DayOfMonthwithSuffix}, {Year} with {block:NoteCount}{NoteCountwithLabel}{/block:NoteCount} ({block:RebloggedFrom}<a href="{ReblogParentURL}">via</a>{/block:RebloggedFrom}{block:ContentSource} / <a href="{SourceURL}" title="source">©</a>{/block:ContentSource})
- {block:ifNotTags}{block:HasTags}<br>TAGGED: {block:Tags}#<a href="{TagURL}">{tag}</a>{/block:Tags}{/block:HasTags}{/block:ifNotTags}</div><br>
- {block:PostNotes}{PostNotes}{/block:PostNotes}
- {/block:PermalinkPage}
- {/block:Date}
- </div>
- {/block:Posts}
- {block:Pagination}
- <div class="navigation">
- {block:PreviousPage}
- <div class="alignleft"><a href="{PreviousPage}" title="back">←{text:Previous Page}</a></div>
- {/block:PreviousPage}
- {block:NextPage}
- <div class="alignright"><a href="{NextPage}" title="next">{text:Next Page}→</a></div>
- {/block:NextPage}
- </div>
- {/block:Pagination}
- </div>
- </div>
- </div>
- <script src="//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.8.3/jquery.min.js"></script>
- <script>window.jQuery || document.write('<script src="http://static.tumblr.com/qxrkgx6/q6kmgn2w2/jquery-1.8.3.min.js"><\/script>')</script>
- <div class="nsfw"><a href="http://tianshi.tumblr.com/" title="theme by tianshi">☆</a></div>
- </body>
- </html>
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