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- akumenang.com
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- (GRUNTING)
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- I'm strong!
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- I'm big!
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- (GRUNTS)
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- (GRUNTS)
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- I'm hot!
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- I'm big!
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- (SIRENS WAILING)
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- Fuck!
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- (SIRENS CONTINUE)
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- (OFFICERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
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- (PANTING)
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- Shit!
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- (IN DISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
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- Hey, where you going?
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- (INAUDIBLE)
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- DANIEL: My name is Daniel Lugo.
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- And I believe in fitness.
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- ED: The events you are about to see
- took place
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- in Miami, Florida, between
- October 1994 and June '95.
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- Unfortunately, this is a true story.
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- DANIEL: We all start out equal,
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- little blobs of blood and muscle.
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- It's a setup of awesome potential.
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- Most people never
- develop that potential.
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- - I knew early on I was not most people.
- (GRUNTING)
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- There you go. There you go!
- (LAUGHING) Yes!
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- Come on, big man.
- Work it, baby. Come on!
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- Let's go!
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- Because if you're willing to do the work,
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- you can have anything.
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- That's what makes the US of A great.
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- When it started,
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- America was just a handful
- of scrawny colonies.
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- Now, it's the most buff,
- pumped-up country on the planet.
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- - That's pretty rad.
- (GRUNTS)
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- That's it?
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- - Work harder.
- - Shit!
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- (LAUGHS) Oh! Adrian's on the juice!
- - Word up, DL!
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- Most people say
- they want to look better.
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- Not everyone is willing
- to do whatever it takes to achieve it.
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- All of my heroes are self-made.
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- Rocky, Scarface,
- all the guys from The Godfather.
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- They all started out with nothing
- and built their way to perfection.
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- The way to prove yourself
- is to better yourself.
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- That's the American dream.
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- (PANTING)
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- I have no sympathy
- for people who squander their gifts.
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- It's sickening.
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- It's worse than sickening.
- It's unpatriotic.
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- Greatest day of my life.
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- Arnold-fucking-Schwarzenegger,
- am I right?
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- I was never a big fitness guy.
- I know it's important,
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- but you know what
- I really don't like about weights?
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- What's that?
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- They're so heavy!
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- (CHUCKLES) Am I right?
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- Can you lift this?
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- (GRUNTS)
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- I spot people for a living,
- when you get right down to it.
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- Gives the client security
- and a little extra help
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- to push themselves harder.
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- (ROARING)
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- To me, a cigarette boat was a thing
- drug dealers had, you know?
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- But we got it anyway. Cost a fortune.
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- Named her Puppy Luv.
- L-U-V. But when I'm out on it,
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- depending on the day, I either fantasize
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- I'm a drug smuggler eluding the DEA,
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- or I'm the DEA
- chasing after a drug smuggler.
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- (GRUNTS) I'm turning into a stud here.
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- You get any exercise currently?
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- Eh... Besides shtupping?
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- I got a three mil McMansion
- next to a private jogging path,
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- but it's all homos and housewives.
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- You spend most of your day at a desk?
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- You know that Schlotzsky's Deli
- near the airport?
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- That's mine.
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- No kidding? Oh, I like that place.
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- I never kid, Yudo.
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- - Lugo.
- - Yeah.
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- We make a nice sandwich, Lugy.
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- You ever try our oven-toasted
- roast beef and cheese?
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- - Give an anorexic an appetite.
- - What else do you do?
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- Do some stock trading, real estate.
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- Own a few greyhounds for racing.
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- But for some crazy reason,
- I'm proudest of the sandwiches.
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- I hang at the house.
- Got a hot Cuban housekeeper
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- makes a waffle don't
- even need maple syrup.
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- I'm a self-made man, Dennis.
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- And my self is not ashamed to
- say it's made a lot of money.
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- Maybe your self
- ought to spend some of it on a salad.
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- You know who invented salad?
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- Poor people.
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- DANIEL: This all began because
- it was time to push myself harder.
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- To maximize results.
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- And I was tired of clients petting me.
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- Shit, otherwise
- I was looking at another 40 years
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- of wearing sweatpants to work.
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- BARBARA ANN: And that was it!
- He just dumped me by phone.
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- DANIEL: That's cold!
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- It makes you question
- the whole relationship.
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- DANIEL: You set high goals for yourself
- and nail every one.
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- But the hardest thing
- about changing yourself
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- is changing how other people see you.
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- Being a personal trainer
- is just that. Personal.
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- I'm not going to lie.
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- When a client doesn't
- feel the same way,
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- il' hurts.
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- What next?
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- Well, I mean, if you wanted,
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- you know, if it seems
- like it would be fun to you,
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- maybe we could go for a drink
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- or a dinner or a coffee or water.
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- I meant what exercise is next.
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- DANIEL: It really fucking hurts.
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- (LAUGHING) I know that!
- I was joking. Come on!
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- Daniel! I see you got some new meat.
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- What have I always said, John?
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- The key to repeat business...
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- ls new business. You cannot build
- a muscle mecca without muscle.
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- (SNIFFS)
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- Well, I want to turn this place
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- into an internationally renowned mecca.
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- - What do you bench?
- - 400.
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- - Squat?
- - More like five.
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- (SIGHS)
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- Why should I hire you?
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- You have a lot of elderly members, sir.
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- I want to pump
- some new blood into this place.
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- That pool's a very slippery surface
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- and that elderly woman
- with the shower cap,
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- she looks like she's going to croak
- right there in the pool, sir.
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- And Gold's is going to crush you.
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- If I don't triple your membership
- in three months, I will quit.
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- Triple it in three months.
- That's pretty ambitious.
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- I read a lot of biographies, sir.
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- And the one thing that unites great men
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- is their reach always
- exceeds their grasp.
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- One thing...
- I recently had some trouble with the law.
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- They call Florida "God's waiting room,"
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- all the half-dead senior citizens
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- turning brown on the beach.
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- Shit, you ask me, that's kind of mean.
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- I like older people.
- They're very generous.
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- So, you really guarantee
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- I can triple
- my investment in three months?
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- Well, if I didn't, would I have
- put my name on the company?
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- Let me confer with my partner.
- Are they good?
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- - You're approved.
- - Wow! (CHUCKLES)
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- You know, I get so much joy
- from making people money.
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- I'm going to make
- you guys a lot of money.
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- You have such beautiful hair.
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- Look at those eyes. Wow!
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- I, Daniel Lugo, hereby
- acknowledge my guilt.
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- I know what I did was wrong
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- and there is no substitute for hard work.
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- And I am a hard worker!
- And it will never happen again.
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- For I used my superior intelligence
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- for wrong actions to justify a good end.
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- And that was wrong.
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- And, if you let me,
- I believe I can learn from my mistakes
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- and I believe I can help others
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- to realize that there is
- no shortcut to the American dream.
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- This is America, land of the brave
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- and home of the second chances.
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- That's my one ask,
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- that you give me a second chance
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- and allow me to go free today.
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- JUDGE: Guilty.
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- I know I'm guilty. That's what I said
- in the beginning of my statement.
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- I said, "I'm guilty."
- But what about my second chance?
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- (CELL DOOR RATTLING
- AND CLOSING)
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- (SCOFFS)
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- That's nothing. Welcome aboard.
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- Thank you, sir. I will not disappoint you.
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- DANIEL: Three weeks after I signed on,
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- Sun Gym did triple its membership.
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- I'ma make you Kobe beef, baby.
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- One more!
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- I gave free body waxing
- for everybody at sign-up.
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- It was kind of disgusting.
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- You have to do whatever it takes
- and have no fear.
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- Ooh. Wow. Bushy.
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- You want to trim that thing
- down a little bit?
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- I even came up with genius.
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- Free membership
- for strippers. Delicious.
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- Boosted membership 75%
- within two months.
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- Look like a big sirloin steak, baby!
- I like that!
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- I did make it a muscle mecca.
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- I made it a destination.
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- (GIRLS WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
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- John was rolling in the cash.
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- He started reading Fortune magazine.
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- And he recognized my value.
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- I made Senior Fitness Coordinator
- by Christmas.
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- Perks included.
- 'Cause that's how it works.
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- You give and you get back.
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- Oh, bills suck.
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- JONNY: (ON TV)
- Rolled out into a money magnet.
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- I'm living the American dream.
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- Take notes and I'll tell you the secrets
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- of living the dream!
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- Does your life suck balls?
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- Are you a hot mess?
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- Do you ever look in your mirror
- at home and ask,
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- (MOCKINGLY)
- "Why me?" Well, go to Jonny Wu's
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- Golden Dream seminar
- at the Jupiter Ballroom
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- and you'll find out how to be a do-er!
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- DANIEL: I got to say,
- it felt great to be doing so awesome.
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- (BURPING)
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- (SNIFFING)
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- 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,483
- - What is that stink?
- - What stink?
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- You smell like a Cuban stripper.
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- My niece gave it to me for Christmas.
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- It's called "Vanilla Fella."
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- Oh, well, it's unsettling
- while I sweat here.
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- 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,206
- So, you make decent coin in this place?
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- We do fine.
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- Shoots out your ass in taxes
- though, right? (GROANS)
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- Hey, if you're smart, you do what I do.
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- Incorporate offshore.
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- The Bahamas
- don't exactly sweat your paperwork
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- 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,804
- and the IRS can't touch it.
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- You have any money here in the States?
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- (LAUGHS) Of course!
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- My offshore stuff is just
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- a rainy day fund, margarita money.
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- 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,393
- You should meet my accountant,
- 230
- 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,145
- he's a friggin' miracle man.
- 231
- 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,350
- Maybe I will.
- 232
- 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,936
- Oh, you're a Maybe Guy!
- 233
- 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,191
- (SIGHS) I misjudged.
- 234
- 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,524
- I had you figured for
- a Definitely Guy, Damien.
- 235
- 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,108
- Sorry. Lugo. Lugo.
- 236
- 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,659
- DANIEL: Victor had a point.
- 237
- 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,657
- I mean, he was an asshole,
- but he had a point.
- 238
- 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:57,282
- Michael Corleone didn't
- become the Godfather by folding towels.
- 239
- 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,914
- He did it by keeping a gun behind
- the toilet and knowing what he wants.
- 240
- 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,586
- And I know it might sound strange,
- 241
- 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:05,507
- I just want a big fat lawn
- that I can mow until the sun goes down.
- 242
- 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,334
- That baby's 20% off!
- 243
- 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,697
- Well, if I believe I deserve it,
- 244
- 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,253
- the universe will serve it, right?
- 245
- 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,907
- What, you never heard that before?
- 246
- 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,261
- No, jackass.
- 247
- 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,842
- Yeah, that's why
- you're working at Sears, bro!
- 248
- 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,348
- Easy, fella, or I'll kick your ass.
- 249
- 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,146
- What is that? Is that a bug?
- 250
- 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:28,447
- There's a bug! Do you read English?
- Yeah? Puta? Bitch? Right?
- 251
- 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,444
- Between the "B" and the "I."
- 252
- 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,321
- You migrant workers suck!
- 253
- 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,447
- DANIEL: When I was young,
- 254
- 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,278
- there was a rich kid
- lived two blocks over.
- 255
- 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,739
- Little prick had a new bike
- every Christmas.
- 256
- 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,870
- VICTOR: Your asses are looking great!
- 257
- 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,075
- And his parents took him on vacations
- 258
- 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,787
- to places like Paris and France.
- 259
- 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,247
- I mean, I didn't hate him.
- 260
- 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,753
- I just thought it'd be cool to see France.
- 261
- 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,880
- But I knew that
- wasn't ever going to happen
- 262
- 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,927
- unless I did something about it.
- 263
- 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,203
- - Let's go, set...
- (CLANGING)
- 264
- 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,298
- Fuck!
- 265
- 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,221
- Yo, what's going on, DL?
- 266
- 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,927
- You've been unfocused all day, man.
- 267
- 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,350
- You ever just get tired
- of being where you are, Adrian?
- 268
- 00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:03,710
- No. I kind of like it here.
- I mean, the weights are new...
- 269
- 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,647
- I mean in life, man!
- Where you are in life.
- 270
- 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,862
- I mean, look at us, man.
- We're like Superman.
- 271
- 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,032
- (GRUNTING) I mean, come on!
- 272
- 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,822
- Don't you think we deserve better?
- 'Cause I do.
- 273
- 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:19,781
- (SNAPPING)
- 274
- 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:20,990
- Hey. Yo.
- 275
- 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,080
- ADRIAN: Man, I do, too.
- 276
- 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,037
- DANIEL: Then fucking act like it, man!
- Come on!
- 277
- 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,542
- That's why when these 'roids kick into
- 278
- 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,374
- this chocolate mass, baby,
- 279
- 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,925
- I'ma be unstoppable!
- 280
- 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,673
- I ain't making no more tacos!
- 281
- 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,754
- I ain't cleaning up after nobody tacos!
- 282
- 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,965
- I'm putting my beef in their tacos, baby!
- 283
- 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,391
- Everybody gonna eat some of this!
- 284
- 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,093
- That's what I'm talking about.
- 285
- 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,721
- I was like you.
- 286
- 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,681
- You work hard.
- 287
- 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,017
- You do what you're told.
- 288
- 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,898
- And what does life serve you?
- 289
- 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:52,402
- A shame sandwich
- with a side order of shit!
- 290
- 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,274
- You deserve better!
- 291
- 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,618
- Every person in America
- 292
- 00:12:56,693 --> 00:13:00,493
- is either a do-er, or a don't-er.
- 293
- 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,035
- A do-er or a don't-er.
- 294
- 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,084
- And if I can get you
- to learn one thing today,
- 295
- 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,880
- one take-home point,
- 296
- 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,541
- it would be this.
- 297
- 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,047
- Don't be a don't-er.
- 298
- 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,755
- Do be a do-er.
- 299
- 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,758
- I had a wife, two beautiful daughters.
- 300
- 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,718
- A perfect partner.
- 301
- 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,974
- Thank God I left her!
- 302
- 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:27,728
- Now I'm with seven honeys
- of which I can choose from.
- 303
- 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,354
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- 304
- 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,484
- DANIEL: Oh, my God.
- This guy understands me.
- 305
- 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,865
- Well, it's simple.
- 306
- 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,534
- I don't know
- why God gave us 10 fingers,
- 307
- 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,782
- because we's only gonna need three.
- 308
- 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,036
- Get a goal. Get a plan.
- 309
- 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,250
- And get up off your ass!
- 310
- 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,748
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
- 311
- 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,333
- Which one are you, playboy?
- 312
- 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:53,841
- Me?
- 313
- 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,964
- No, someone else sitting in your seat.
- 314
- 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,170
- (PEOPLE CHUCKLING)
- 315
- 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,631
- Come on, which one are you?
- 316
- 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:00,840
- I'm a do-er?
- 317
- 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,766
- Is that a question?
- 318
- 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,178
- I'm a do-er.
- 319
- 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,184
- What is this, Valentine's Day?
- 320
- 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,231
- Say it like you want to hunt it, skin it
- 321
- 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,854
- and mount its head on your wall!
- 322
- 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,811
- - I'm a do-er!
- - What?
- 323
- 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,313
- - I'm a do-er!
- (YELLING) Yeah!
- 324
- 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:16,773
- - I'm a do-er!
- - Let's do it!
- 325
- 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,779
- - I'm a do-er! I'm a do-er!
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 326
- 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,531
- ALL: (CHANTING) Do-er!
- - I'm a do-er!
- 327
- 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,328
- ALL: - Do-er! Do-er! Do-er!
- - I'm a do-er!
- 328
- 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,073
- I'm a do-er!
- 329
- 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,409
- DANIEL: He singled me out
- 330
- 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,745
- and gave me my own
- private training session.
- 331
- 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,545
- I will make him proud.
- 332
- 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:32,793
- - I wish I had a camera.
- - All right.
- 333
- 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,752
- Get the bitches on the boat.
- Okay? We got to go.
- 334
- 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,120
- Get the bitches on the boat.
- 335
- 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,422
- We got to go!
- 336
- 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,683
- DANIEL:
- I'm a do-er with a three-finger plan.
- 337
- 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,765
- Finger one, find a guy with money.
- 338
- 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,357
- Finger two,
- make him give you everything he owns.
- 339
- 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,356
- Finger three,
- 340
- 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,692
- make America a better place.
- 341
- 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,068
- Leave the guy broke and clueless
- 342
- 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,024
- as to who made him that way.
- 343
- 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,157
- - Are you serious?
- - Yeah.
- 344
- 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,163
- 'Cause that's
- some straight-up gangsta shit.
- 345
- 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,999
- - Why do you want to do this?
- (SIGHS)
- 346
- 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,294
- ADRIAN: She's out of your league, bro.
- 347
- 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,750
- Wow.
- 348
- 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,417
- Adrian, you're fucking magnificent.
- 349
- 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,343
- You walked in that door,
- you were 28% body fat,
- 350
- 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,420
- you wanted to be six.
- 351
- 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,097
- I gave you that.
- You want to be two, I will give you that.
- 352
- 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,389
- You deserve that.
- 353
- 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,513
- You want to be a monument
- to physical perfection?
- 354
- 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,344
- You want to be a shrine?
- 355
- 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,437
- You should be!
- 356
- 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,853
- You wanted change, right?
- 357
- 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,578
- All you got is change in that fanny pack.
- Is that what you want?
- 358
- 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:37,983
- (SIGHS)
- 359
- 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,263
- When's the last time
- you paid your rent when it was due?
- 360
- 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,110
- When's the last time you took one of
- those plump bitches out to dinner
- 361
- 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,286
- and didn't sweat them ordering dessert?
- 362
- 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,283
- You love those big bitches.
- 363
- 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:50,116
- And they love to eat.
- It's okay. That's important!
- 364
- 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,748
- But this being broke shit's
- got to stop, man.
- 365
- 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,080
- You need some money
- to go with that body, man.
- 366
- 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,220
- DANIEL: Adrian loved the idea.
- 367
- 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,547
- Hey, that guy wants a job.
- Will you interview him?
- 368
- 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,803
- But to implement a plan of this intensity,
- 369
- 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,510
- we needed to secure another operative.
- 370
- 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,562
- (GRUNTING)
- 371
- 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,338
- Where'd you do your time, pal?
- 372
- 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,766
- Up north.
- 373
- 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,987
- Club Fed Correctional. White collar.
- 374
- 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,689
- I learned a lot. It's all businessmen.
- 375
- 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,780
- Hey, how many grams of protein
- do you eat?
- 376
- 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,037
- How you fixed for a job now?
- 377
- 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,410
- (SIGHS) Well, it's not good.
- 378
- 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,800
- It's kind of hard when you got a record.
- 379
- 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,001
- I know.
- 380
- 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,328
- It doesn't feel real good
- when Mickey D's tells you
- 381
- 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,491
- you're not even good enough
- to make the French fries.
- 382
- 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,044
- We all make mistakes.
- 383
- 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,243
- Doesn't mean we have
- less right to a piece of the pie.
- 384
- 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,380
- Amino acids after you work out
- or before?
- 385
- 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,517
- So you do it with smoothies,
- like, fruit smoothies,
- 386
- 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,559
- - or just, like, soy milk?
- - What?
- 387
- 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,683
- Don't mind him. What were you in for?
- 388
- 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,309
- (SNIFFING)
- 389
- 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,028
- (SIGHS)
- (GUN COCKING)
- 390
- 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,605
- (LAUGHING)
- 391
- 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,569
- (CELL DOOR SHUTTING)
- (SNIFFING)
- 392
- 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,526
- PAUL:
- Know why habit rhymes with rabbit?
- 393
- 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,658
- 'Cause your whole life
- disappears down a bunny hole,
- 394
- 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,749
- while you grow long sensitive ears
- 395
- 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,919
- to better hear the sound
- of sirens coming for you.
- 396
- 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,836
- Lucky for me, I got saved.
- 397
- 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,920
- Saving all of God's creatures
- was my special mission.
- 398
- 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,802
- (GRUNTING)
- 399
- 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,099
- (GRUNTS)
- 400
- 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,724
- (GRUNTS)
- 401
- 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:40,985
- (CHOKING)
- 402
- 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,070
- (GRUNTS)
- 403
- 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:54,035
- You know, the Son of God
- knew how to just say no.
- 404
- 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,501
- I guess you could say
- He's my role model.
- 405
- 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,628
- (CHURCH BELL RINGING)
- 406
- 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,630
- Why Miami?
- 407
- 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,417
- It was warm. It had beaches.
- 408
- 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,170
- And I didn't have
- any warrants in Florida.
- 409
- 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,922
- Chaplain at Attica said Pastor Randy
- 410
- 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,259
- had been down the habit road himself,
- 411
- 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,885
- so he'd help me.
- 412
- 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,596
- Curfew is 9:00 on weekdays,
- 10:00 on weekends.
- 413
- 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:17,771
- I've been there, dude.
- 414
- 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,316
- If you want to rap,
- my door is always open.
- 415
- 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,235
- I like to rap. You'll
- find me very friendly.
- 416
- 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,607
- Just come in any time. Any time at all.
- 417
- 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,320
- I'm just Randy, man.
- 418
- 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,426
- PAUL: Daniel was really encouraging
- 419
- 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,196
- about my self-improvement.
- 420
- 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,498
- - And I needed a friend.
- - Oh! (LAUGHS)
- 421
- 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,704
- Hadn't really had a friend since Ma died.
- 422
- 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,455
- What do you think,
- you want to go get a beer?
- 423
- 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,878
- I'm sober.
- 424
- 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,334
- That's a good thing.
- 425
- 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,415
- "A beer" is only an expression.
- Let's go get something to drink,
- 426
- 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,045
- - hang out.
- - Okay.
- 427
- 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,885
- (UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
- 428
- 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:02,016
- Make some noise
- for the great Sorina Luminita!
- 429
- 00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,396
- This is Solid Gold, Miami.
- 430
- 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,315
- (PATRONS CHEERING)
- 431
- 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,902
- (PATRONS CATCALLING)
- 432
- 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,322
- ADRIAN: Hey, is that breast milk?
- 433
- 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,080
- - What?
- - Is that breast milk?
- 434
- 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,461
- - Why would that be breast milk?
- - 'Cause this is.
- 435
- 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,788
- Listen. You take this,
- 436
- 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,249
- you put it in there
- and you got the real HGH.
- 437
- 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,693
- I'm talking about a steroid shake!
- 438
- 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,218
- I got this pregnant chick I buy it from.
- 439
- 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,385
- She real clean, too.
- 440
- 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,678
- - No.
- - No, no, no, for real.
- 441
- 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,971
- She just got her tests and everything.
- 442
- 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,344
- (PATRONS CONTINUE CATCALLING)
- 443
- 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,303
- Oh, my... You ever suck
- a pregnant woman tittie?
- 444
- 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,765
- Oh, my God!
- This is so good! Come on, try some.
- 445
- 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,813
- It'll make you great, man!
- 446
- 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,016
- You already big,
- but you could be bigger, you know?
- 447
- 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,272
- I'm big! I'ma be swolled, though.
- 448
- 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,024
- Walk sideways through doors.
- 449
- 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,855
- You want some?
- We could be tittie brothers.
- 450
- 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,190
- (LAUGHS) Yeah!
- 451
- 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,444
- I'm going to go with "no."
- 452
- 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,197
- - Excuse me.
- - What you...
- 453
- 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,652
- Now I'm the guy at the bar?
- 454
- 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,175
- Fine, keep my breast milk to myself.
- 455
- 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,744
- Hey, Paul? What do you think of Sorina?
- 456
- 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,121
- (GIGGLES)
- 457
- 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,702
- Wow, she's...
- 458
- 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,662
- Exactly. She's perfect!
- 459
- 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,785
- And we thought
- we were gonna have to cast in London.
- 460
- 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,630
- Please, tell me again
- about this movie you're making.
- 461
- 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,383
- No, it's not a movie, baby,
- it's a music video.
- 462
- 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,805
- But big budget. Sets, cars, Eiffel Tower.
- 463
- 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,881
- It's going to be amazing.
- 464
- 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,717
- Tell Sorina about the song, Paul.
- 465
- 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,681
- She's very excited.
- 466
- 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,809
- Enrique is our... ls our lead singer.
- 467
- 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,687
- And he falls in love
- with a beautiful woman.
- 468
- 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,067
- - Me?
- - You're the leading lady!
- 469
- 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,239
- Yes, of course!
- 470
- 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,408
- And he follows
- this beautiful woman, you,
- 471
- 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,702
- all the way to London.
- 472
- 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,495
- SORINA: It all started in Transylvania.
- 473
- 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,747
- I was Miss Bucharest.
- 474
- 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,076
- Ludimila Draganesti is a whore!
- 475
- 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:46,003
- She show her vageena
- to the stupid judge.
- 476
- 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,503
- I knew the only place
- a woman like me could be appreciated
- 477
- 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,508
- was in United States.
- 478
- 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,009
- After all, it was the land of opportunity.
- 479
- 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,089
- USA.
- 480
- 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,453
- - Good bye!
- - I saw Pretty Woman.
- 481
- 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,426
- All Julia Roberts had to do
- 482
- 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,557
- was show Richard Gere her pisda
- 483
- 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,560
- and she got a shopping trip
- to Beverly Hills.
- 484
- 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,191
- My pisda was so much nicer than hers.
- 485
- 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,352
- Then I met Daniel.
- 486
- 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,734
- He had that can-do spirit.
- 487
- 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,861
- Yes! Bang me harder!
- 488
- 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,283
- The car...
- 489
- 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,365
- (SORINA MOANING)
- (CAR ALARM WAILING)
- 490
- 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,286
- My American dream
- was finally coming true.
- 491
- 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,037
- That was great!
- 492
- 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,665
- PAUL: You can't just kidnap a guy
- and take his things!
- 493
- 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,838
- You can't do that. That's so illegal.
- 494
- 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,462
- DANIEL: Yes, we can.
- We're do-ers. Do-ers do.
- 495
- 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,884
- I can't do right now.
- I just got out of prison.
- 496
- 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,302
- DANIEL: That's fear, Paul.
- 497
- 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,554
- - All right. Good night, babe!
- - Bye.
- 498
- 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,177
- Do you know what fear is?
- 499
- 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,137
- False Evidence Appearing Real?
- 500
- 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,469
- That's a Jonny Wu line!
- 501
- 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,053
- False Evidence Appearing Real.
- 502
- 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,137
- You know Jonny Wu, too?
- 503
- 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,189
- I don't know anything
- about an Asian guy.
- 504
- 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,356
- That's an AA line.
- 505
- 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,106
- AA started in 1935, Akron, Ohio.
- 506
- 00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:53,026
- And I want no part of this.
- You're on your own.
- 507
- 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,689
- - We're gonna do this. Yeah.
- - We're not gonna...
- 508
- 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,649
- - You're gonna do this with us.
- - I'm not.
- 509
- 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,779
- It's gonna be fun.
- 510
- 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,074
- You sure know how to pick 'em, DL.
- 511
- 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,490
- Dude's a freak of fucking nature.
- 512
- 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,495
- Ought to put a fence around him.
- 513
- 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,535
- ADRIAN: I'd do anything for Danny Lugo.
- 514
- 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:08,961
- He was my boy.
- 515
- 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:11,001
- As good to me as anyone ever was.
- 516
- 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,582
- He was a big-hearted motherfucker
- 517
- 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,088
- who I knew only had my best in mind.
- 518
- 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,794
- But the shit he was poppin?
- 519
- 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,175
- This daffy plot he had percolating?
- 520
- 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,636
- I'd never been a crimer.
- 521
- 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,764
- Ain't never had a reason to be.
- 522
- 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,978
- (GIRLS ON TV MOANING)
- 523
- 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,063
- Come on!
- 524
- 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:31,813
- Goddamn! My shit stopped working.
- 525
- 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,227
- (EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
- 526
- 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,312
- Then all of a sudden, I had a reason.
- 527
- 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,278
- Mr. Doorbal,
- are you currently using steroids?
- 528
- 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,529
- No, ma'am.
- 529
- 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,949
- Really? When's
- the last time you injected?
- 530
- 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,906
- Uh, Monday?
- 531
- 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,955
- Yesterday. Okay. Um...
- 532
- 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,621
- I'm just going to put down "using."
- 533
- 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,044
- I threw them all out.
- 534
- 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:57,218
- I think they messed me up.
- 535
- 00:22:57,751 --> 00:22:59,879
- Hmm. It's okay.
- 536
- 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:03,557
- You probably just
- have Defeated Phallus Syndrome.
- 537
- 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,112
- We, like, treat it here all the time.
- 538
- 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,894
- But don't worry, we can change all that.
- 539
- 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,392
- It's what we specialize in here.
- 540
- 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,473
- Penis magic. (CLICKS TONGUE)
- 541
- 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:12,979
- (SNIFFLING)
- 542
- 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,226
- Aw.
- 543
- 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,563
- It took a lot of balls to come in here.
- 544
- 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,281
- More like Raisinets.
- 545
- 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,451
- At least yours are
- chocolate-covered Raisinets.
- 546
- 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,153
- Eh? (PUCKERS LIPS)
- Uh... Oh.
- 547
- 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,246
- Sorry. It's just I find nothing sexier
- 548
- 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,790
- than a big black man in tears.
- 549
- 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:31,543
- I love me some rain on the African plain.
- 550
- 00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:36,499
- I hope your girlfriend
- knows just how lucky she is.
- 551
- 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,506
- She would know if she existed,
- 552
- 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,845
- but she doesn't exist, so...
- 553
- 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,261
- I guess she don't know.
- 554
- 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,808
- Whoa.
- 555
- 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,766
- I just got a flash
- of us together on a water slide.
- 556
- 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:50,846
- (IMITATES WHOOSHING)
- 557
- 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:55,063
- It's a steroid-induced impotence.
- 558
- 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,941
- But with a shot of an engorgital
- 559
- 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,317
- right into your penis,
- 560
- 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,110
- you will return to those
- 561
- 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:04,911
- beautiful, robust erections
- of your high school days.
- 562
- 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,822
- You do remember
- your high school days, don't you?
- 563
- 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,327
- Hell, yeah! (CHUCKLES)
- 564
- 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:12,706
- I used to have
- a nickname for my di... I mean, penis.
- 565
- 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,330
- I used to call him Ernesto.
- 566
- 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,374
- I used to call my vag Michelle. What?
- 567
- 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,880
- Just leave it up to me and
- 568
- 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,214
- I'll have Ernesto up
- in high gear in no time.
- 569
- 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,636
- Those injections expensive, Doctor?
- 570
- 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:28,926
- They come with a price.
- 571
- 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,682
- PAUL: I was trying so hard to be good.
- 572
- 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:37,735
- But there was so much
- temptation in Miami.
- 573
- 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,901
- You should take a break.
- 574
- 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,734
- Oh, thanks, Father.
- 575
- 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,740
- This Miami heat is really crazy.
- 576
- 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:53,000
- Wow, the way your sweat's
- glistening off your muscles...
- 577
- 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,248
- You know, Jesus said,
- 578
- 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:58,088
- "Come to me, all who are weary,"
- 579
- 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,253
- "and I will give you rest."
- 580
- 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,585
- I can give you rest, Paul.
- 581
- 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,430
- You're so buff.
- 582
- 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,099
- Why was he telling me I was buff?
- 583
- 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,264
- Hey, buddy!
- 584
- 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,845
- Thanks for coming.
- 585
- 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,436
- I've been thinking a lot
- about what you said.
- 586
- 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,899
- Things aren't working out too good
- at the church.
- 587
- 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,730
- (GRUNTING)
- (CLANGING)
- 588
- 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,899
- PAUL: I just snapped.
- 589
- 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,864
- - I almost killed him.
- - Don't sweat that, Paul.
- 590
- 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,786
- We go through with this,
- nobody gets hurt, right?
- 591
- 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,535
- Physically hurt? (LAUGHING) No, man!
- 592
- 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:33,373
- This is a straight-up kidnapping,
- that's all!
- 593
- 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:34,701
- It's like a snatch-and-grab.
- 594
- 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:37,203
- Very simple.
- We snatch him, we grab him,
- 595
- 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:38,708
- he signs a few signatures,
- 596
- 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,540
- we give him a protein shake
- and we show him the door.
- 597
- 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,045
- He doesn't even know what happened!
- 598
- 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,718
- He thinks he made a deal!
- 599
- 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,794
- - Right?
- - Huh.
- 600
- 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,426
- Listen. I watch a lot of movies, Paul.
- 601
- 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,677
- I know what I'm doing.
- 602
- 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,594
- (DOOR CHIMING)
- 603
- 00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:03,354
- This is the shit, man!
- 604
- 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,217
- Adrian, put those down, will you?
- 605
- 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,984
- Sorry, gentlemen. Police use only.
- 606
- 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:10,277
- Tampa PD, brother. It's okay.
- 607
- 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,871
- In that case, I need to see badges.
- 608
- 00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,418
- We're, uh, retired. Off the, uh...
- 609
- 00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:22,999
- Off the job.
- 610
- 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,050
- And now we're doing security for a, um...
- 611
- 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,549
- For a rock group called, uh, Stryper,
- 612
- 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,757
- - I don't know if you've heard...
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, I've heard...
- 613
- 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,183
- Never again will an oppressor
- 614
- 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,181
- BOTH: Overrun my people!
- 615
- 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:38,396
- For now I'm keeping watch!
- 616
- 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,812
- - That's the gospel, yeah!
- (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
- 617
- 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,144
- And people say Christian rock sucks.
- 618
- 00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,150
- Who says that?
- 619
- 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:47,815
- Yeah, who?
- 620
- 00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,822
- Nobody. I mean, well,
- fucking assholes do.
- 621
- 00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,411
- Huh. Oh...
- 622
- 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:56,240
- You know, I, uh,
- I actually thought that Stryper broke up.
- 623
- 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,292
- They're actually having a reunion tour
- 624
- 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,745
- (STAMMERING) in Jerusalem.
- 625
- 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:01,961
- (GULPS) Ooh!
- 626
- 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,664
- And they need extra security.
- 627
- 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:07,047
- Look, we wish
- we didn't have to go there, but, uh,
- 628
- 00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:08,965
- but as you know,
- 629
- 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:10,764
- it's not the world we live in now, brother.
- 630
- 00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,761
- So true. Hmm.
- 631
- 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,106
- So, what can I do you for?
- 632
- 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,897
- We're looking for merchandise
- to shock, incapacitate
- 633
- 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:26,354
- and imprison our fellow man.
- 634
- 00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:28,648
- Okay, seriously,
- you're gonna love this, all right?
- 635
- 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,573
- I've done it before,
- so come on. Just hit me.
- 636
- 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,152
- Come on, just hit me, hit me!
- Come on, do it!
- 637
- 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,158
- Hit me! Hit me!
- 638
- 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:37,285
- (TASER CRACKLING)
- (SCREAMING)
- 639
- 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,415
- (RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 640
- 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,049
- DANIEL: That moment,
- 641
- 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:48,842
- I knew I assembled the right crew.
- 642
- 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,464
- Doyle and Doorbal,
- 643
- 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:52,429
- stone-cold ballers from the old school.
- 644
- 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,506
- Now, test phase.
- 645
- 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:55,887
- (SHOTGUN COCKS AND FIRES)
- 646
- 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,971
- The best way
- to do a human extraction like this,
- 647
- 00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,686
- in a location like this,
- would be through the water,
- 648
- 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,934
- but we don't have a boat,
- so we're going in by land.
- 649
- 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,349
- We're gonna hit the bushes
- 650
- 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,651
- and get to blue point two
- within five seconds.
- 651
- 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,728
- Here we get a clear view
- of our entry point.
- 652
- 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,688
- PAUL: Danny was a mastermind!
- 653
- 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,318
- We hit him in the house
- as soon as possible,
- 654
- 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,983
- bring him out
- right through the front door,
- 655
- 00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,627
- through the bushes and back to the van.
- 656
- 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,213
- Delta Force could do a mission
- like this in probably 53 seconds.
- 657
- 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,451
- But with our athletic superiority,
- 658
- 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,658
- we should be able to do it
- in about 40. All right?
- 659
- 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:21,867
- One problem. He's got a live-in maid,
- 660
- 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,078
- so if she's there,
- we knock her out on the way out.
- 661
- 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,334
- ADRIAN: I knew Danny was
- making most of this shit up.
- 662
- 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:29,041
- But it didn't matter.
- We were going to be fucking rich.
- 663
- 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,967
- (RAP MUSIC CONTINUES)
- 664
- 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,681
- (INAUDIBLE)
- 665
- 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,563
- (SPEAKING HEBREW)
- 666
- 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:48,852
- Back!
- 667
- 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,067
- ADRIAN: He's having Shabbat!
- 668
- 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,819
- Oh, shit. Go, go, go, go, go!
- 669
- 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,157
- DANIEL: Mission abort! Mission abort!
- 670
- 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,701
- PAUL: We're gonna get caught!
- We're gonna get caught!
- 671
- 00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:58,074
- DANIEL: Mission abort!
- Mission abort! Mission abort!
- 672
- 00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:00,281
- PAUL: I don't want to go back to prison!
- 673
- 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:02,582
- DANIEL: Block him in.
- 674
- 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,178
- Gotta jump off the back,
- we snatch him.
- 675
- 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,588
- PAUL: I honestly don't know
- how he figures this stuff out.
- 676
- 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,756
- DANIEL: Here. Ninja.
- That's your suit right there.
- 677
- 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,071
- - Green bug.
- ADRIAN: - No, man.
- 678
- 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,126
- Are you serious?
- 679
- 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:15,679
- - Yeah.
- - How does he get to be a ninja?
- 680
- 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,767
- Eagle is on the move.
- 681
- 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,770
- He's carrying a big bag of charcoal.
- White shorts.
- 682
- 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,018
- He's coming to us.
- 683
- 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,940
- Prepare to neutralize the target.
- 684
- 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,055
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 685
- 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,830
- PAUL: Shit, he's coming, he's coming!
- 686
- 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:32,024
- DANIEL: Come on, come on, come on!
- Hurry up! Hurry up!
- 687
- 00:29:32,854 --> 00:29:34,606
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- 688
- 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,371
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 689
- 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,247
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- Get him! Get him! Get him!
- 690
- 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,543
- What the hell?
- 691
- 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,288
- Asswipe!
- 692
- 00:29:50,372 --> 00:29:52,170
- - Did you get him?
- - Prick.
- 693
- 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:53,466
- DANIEL: - Where is he?
- - Fucking maniac.
- 694
- 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:55,268
- ADRIAN: What the fuck?
- He was right here!
- 695
- 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,699
- PAUL: Where'd he go? You see him?
- 696
- 00:29:57,713 --> 00:30:00,717
- DANIEL: Where the hell is he?
- You've got to be fucking kidding me!
- 697
- 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,392
- PAUL: - There he is!
- - Fuck!
- 698
- 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,223
- You got the wrong BMW?
- 699
- 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:08,974
- PAUL: It's two exact BMW's!
- 700
- 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,025
- I told you to check the license plate!
- 701
- 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,102
- It was an honest mistake!
- 702
- 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,779
- Yo, we thought it was the same car.
- It looks exactly the same.
- 703
- 00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,074
- I told you, M98305 "Miami Bitch"!
- 704
- 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,150
- Is that too hard?
- 705
- 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:20,327
- - It was an honest...
- DANIEL: - Fuck that!
- 706
- 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:21,369
- Fuck you!
- 707
- 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,492
- I can deal with his impotence,
- 708
- 00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:24,665
- I cannot deal with your incompetence!
- What the fuck?
- 709
- 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,626
- You were a bit of
- a disappointment today.
- 710
- 00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,066
- You're reassigned to Eagle's Nest.
- 711
- 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,583
- Tomorrow we get our prize.
- 712
- 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,134
- Schlotzsky's.
- 713
- 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,760
- God damn it! (GROANING)
- 714
- 00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:47,767
- There's this crazy new thing
- called "hygiene."
- 715
- 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,774
- Look at yourselves! You handle food.
- 716
- 00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:53,731
- What are we talking here, herpes?
- 717
- 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,231
- Don't they feed you at home,
- chunky trunks, huh?
- 718
- 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,486
- Yeah.
- 719
- 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:02,115
- And can we stick a smidge of pastrami
- in the sandwiches, just for the novelty?
- 720
- 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,071
- Fucking Pimple and Blimpie here.
- 721
- 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,468
- What the fuck do you want?
- 722
- 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,306
- (YELLING)
- 723
- 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:25,096
- (CRACKLING)
- 724
- 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,373
- (GRUNTING)
- 725
- 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:53,332
- What is this about?
- Who the fuck are you?
- 726
- 00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:54,792
- (TASER CRACKLING)
- (SCREAMS)
- 727
- 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,670
- ADRIAN: (WHOOPING)
- Do these tasers rock or what?
- 728
- 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:09,765
- (WHIMPERING)
- 729
- 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:10,846
- DANIEL: (IN HISPANIC ACCENT) Hey.
- 730
- 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,772
- - What do you want?
- - You gonna call home.
- 731
- 00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,316
- You gonna tell your baby mamacita
- 732
- 00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:17,361
- she gonna take the kid and go
- home to Colombia, immediately!
- 733
- 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,360
- And she tells no one.
- Especially la policia.
- 734
- 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:21,648
- Because if she does,
- 735
- 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,371
- that's a big fucking
- problem for you, man.
- 736
- 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:24,989
- MAID: - Hello? Kershaw residence.
- - No, no,
- 737
- 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,194
- just get Mrs. Kershaw.
- 738
- 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,454
- She's at her tennis lesson.
- 739
- 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:29,952
- She's not there! She's not home!
- 740
- 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:31,374
- ADRIAN: Tell her to get her,
- you piece of shit!
- 741
- 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:32,993
- (CRACKLING)
- 742
- 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,084
- DANIEL: You knocked him out, man!
- 743
- 00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:38,211
- What the fuck did you do that for?
- 744
- 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:39,382
- - Put the fucking thing away!
- - Okay, okay.
- 745
- 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,550
- I need to read the manual.
- 746
- 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:41,626
- DANIEL:
- You don't fucking need it anymore.
- 747
- 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:42,711
- Here. You take it.
- 748
- 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:47,678
- DANIEL: (ON RADIO)
- Eagle's Nest, it's coming in hot.
- 749
- 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:49,851
- Rat's in the cage. Over. Patriot Two?
- 750
- 00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:52,554
- Patriot Two?
- 751
- 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:56,604
- Roger that, Patriot One. Uh...
- 752
- 00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:59,486
- Didn't you say that
- your friend kept athletic supplies
- 753
- 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:00,904
- here in his warehouse?
- 754
- 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,815
- DANIEL: Do we have to
- have this conversation now?
- 755
- 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,993
- Over. What's the issue?
- 756
- 00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:09,162
- I'm looking at a lot
- of homo stuff right now, Patriot One.
- 757
- 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:13,999
- A lot.
- 758
- 00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:15,748
- Oh, such a fucking moron!
- 759
- 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,579
- Patriot Two, we're a little busy here.
- 760
- 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,209
- Come on, man.
- 761
- 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:22,088
- PAUL: It was what I thought it was.
- 762
- 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:24,170
- DANIEL: (ON RADIO)
- Target time in five seconds,
- 763
- 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:26,300
- four, three, two, one.
- 764
- 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,006
- Open the frickin' gate, man!
- 765
- 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:30,808
- PAUL: These things were weird,
- but amazing.
- 766
- 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,728
- DANIEL: Open the F-ing gate,
- Patriot Moron Two.
- 767
- 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,477
- (VICTOR GROANING)
- (MEN GRUNTING)
- 768
- 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,776
- DANIEL: Out, now!
- 769
- 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,353
- Cover him up.
- 770
- 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,483
- (VICTOR SCREAMING)
- 771
- 00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:43,609
- Rápido!
- 772
- 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:44,940
- VICTOR: Please!
- ADRIAN: Shut up!
- 773
- 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,821
- (PANTING)
- 774
- 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,244
- (ALL GRUNTING)
- 775
- 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,079
- (GASPING)
- 776
- 00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,874
- VICTOR:
- My grandfather fled Germany in 1943.
- 777
- 00:34:01,957 --> 00:34:02,958
- No...
- 778
- 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:06,466
- I was born in Bogota',
- grew up in New York City.
- 779
- 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:08,502
- Put myself through college
- 780
- 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,549
- working six nights a week at Pizza Hut.
- 781
- 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:12,009
- Busted my ass,
- 782
- 00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:14,595
- but ended up comptroller
- of a billion dollar pipeline
- 783
- 00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,680
- in the rectum of the Third World.
- 784
- 00:34:16,972 --> 00:34:20,317
- I put up with shit
- they don't have names for in civilization.
- 785
- 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:26,148
- Funny, I left South America because
- there was too much kidnapping.
- 786
- 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,612
- That's what you call irony.
- 787
- 00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:31,988
- But if they think a little
- slapping around's gonna break me,
- 788
- 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,539
- they don't know Victor Pepe Kershaw.
- 789
- 00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,833
- Somebody want to tell me
- what the hell is going on here?
- 790
- 00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:40,378
- (IN HISPANIC ACCENT)
- I struggle, Vic. I wake up each day
- 791
- 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:43,252
- and I try to live
- a life dedicated to self-improvement.
- 792
- 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,884
- To finding a personal path
- that allows me
- 793
- 00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:47,632
- to employ my special gifts.
- 794
- 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,258
- Like tying guys to chairs
- 795
- 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:51,089
- and sticking pliers up their nose?
- 796
- 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,892
- You shut your mouth
- while the man's talking!
- 797
- 00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:56,728
- (WHISPERING) You got to be quiet,
- Victor. Like a mouse.
- 798
- 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,809
- I see guys like you my whole life.
- 799
- 00:35:01,891 --> 00:35:05,486
- You roll into this country, and America,
- she just spreads her pretty cheeks.
- 800
- 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,690
- Meantime, native sons
- born of the red, white and blue
- 801
- 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,864
- are left broken,
- snuffling for your crumbs!
- 802
- 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:20,786
- You're broke, you dumb shit,
- 803
- 00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,542
- because you never went to college.
- 804
- 00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:26,041
- Thereby guaranteeing
- 805
- 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,717
- you were going to spend
- the rest of your life
- 806
- 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:30,215
- obsessing over pectoral muscles.
- 807
- 00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:39,995
- (WITHOUT ACCENT)
- Why'd you say that?
- 808
- 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,724
- (CLANGING)
- 809
- 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:46,478
- Why'd you say that, you piece of shit,
- 810
- 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,484
- about pectoral muscles?
- 811
- 00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,070
- (CLANGING)
- 812
- 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,034
- Fucking tell me now!
- 813
- 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,994
- - What's going on?
- DANIEL: - What's going on?
- 814
- 00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:56,450
- What's going on is
- this dude seems to think
- 815
- 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,327
- he knows who the fuck I am!
- 816
- 00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,658
- No, I don't, I don't.
- 817
- 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,914
- DANIEL:
- Tell me why the fuck you said that!
- 818
- 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:03,795
- Well, you're going to fucking tell me!
- 819
- 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,998
- You're going to fucking tell me now!
- 820
- 00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:07,754
- VICTOR: No, I don't... I don't know.
- 821
- 00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:09,922
- (DANIEL GRUNTS)
- (VICTOR GROANS)
- 822
- 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,418
- akumenang.com
- 823
- 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,591
- - Come on, man.
- DANIEL: - Fuck that.
- akumenang.com
- 824
- 00:36:12,591 --> 00:36:13,254
- akumenang.com
- 825
- 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:14,801
- - Tell me.
- - No!
- akumenang.com
- 826
- 00:36:14,801 --> 00:36:14,923
- akumenang.com
- 827
- 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,391
- DANIEL: I don't know
- if you realize this, Victor,
- akumenang.com
- 828
- 00:36:16,391 --> 00:36:16,466
- akumenang.com
- 829
- 00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,434
- but you're not going
- anywhere anytime soon.
- akumenang.com
- 830
- 00:36:18,434 --> 00:36:18,718
- akumenang.com
- 831
- 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:21,221
- You're going to tell me.
- Get him up! Now!
- akumenang.com
- 832
- 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:21,429
- akumenang.com
- 833
- 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:22,000
- - Get him up!
- (GROANS)
- akumenang.com
- 834
- 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:22,931
- - Get him up!
- (GROANS)
- 835
- 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,610
- Your cologne, Danny.
- 836
- 00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:31,611
- Your stinky, awful, vanilla,
- disgusting cologne.
- 837
- 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:37,537
- VICTOR: As soon as I said it,
- I knew I'd sealed my fate.
- 838
- 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:40,616
- My goddamn half-Colombian,
- half-Jew temper.
- 839
- 00:36:40,949 --> 00:36:45,295
- Killing me is not going to
- give you job skills, Danny.
- 840
- 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,500
- (GROANS)
- 841
- 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,588
- I don't just want everything you have.
- 842
- 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,803
- I want you
- 843
- 00:36:58,299 --> 00:36:59,972
- not to have it.
- 844
- 00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,936
- What are we gonna do now?
- 845
- 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,058
- What do you mean,
- "What are we gonna do?"
- 846
- 00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:08,314
- We're doing it.
- 847
- 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:11,650
- Everything's under control.
- You better fucking man up.
- 848
- 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:13,823
- We're gonna make some phone calls.
- 849
- 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,366
- You hear me, Victor?
- 850
- 00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:17,949
- PAUL: This was supposed to be easy.
- 851
- 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,660
- (PHONE RINGING)
- 852
- 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:26,996
- VICTOR: (ON MACHINE)
- Yes, you've reached the office
- 853
- 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,295
- of Victor Pepe Kershaw.
- 854
- 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,544
- I'm not in to take your call right now,
- 855
- 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,714
- because I'm being held hostage
- by a bunch of fucking body...
- 856
- 00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:34,760
- (GRUNTING)
- (GROANING)
- 857
- 00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:35,837
- (MACHINE BEEPS)
- 858
- 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,298
- ...Kershaw. I'm not in
- to take your call right now.
- 859
- 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,099
- Please leave a message at the tone...
- 860
- 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,098
- And for God's sake, help me!
- 861
- 00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:43,929
- My asshole trainer, Daniel...
- (MUFFLED GROANING)
- 862
- 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:45,059
- (MACHINE BEEPS)
- 863
- 00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,857
- Okay. it won't happen again.
- I understand.
- 864
- 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:49,184
- (MACHINE BEEPS)
- Please leave a message
- 865
- 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,769
- and a designated representative
- 866
- 00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,372
- will get back to you.
- (MACHINE BEEPS)
- 867
- 00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,861
- Gentlemen, it's me. Listen closely.
- 868
- 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,823
- Rabbi Melman, Gut Yontiff. (GRUNTS)
- 869
- 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:02,031
- (STAMMERING) I'm fine.
- I just banged my shin.
- 870
- 00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,116
- Take the kid to your parents
- 871
- 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:05,826
- until I can get this worked out.
- 872
- 00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,788
- And not a word to the police,
- baby, okay?
- 873
- 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:10,918
- Not one word.
- 874
- 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,999
- I don't need a secretary anymore.
- 875
- 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,380
- Okay, you're fired!
- 876
- 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,965
- There's some complex engineering
- in these things.
- 877
- 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:21,387
- No necesita...
- You know, to clean la casa.
- 878
- 00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:22,888
- Jack...
- 879
- 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:24,139
- It's very simple.
- 880
- 00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,768
- I've fallen in love with a younger woman
- 881
- 00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,814
- and we're relocating to San Juan.
- 882
- 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:29,891
- I know... (GROANS)
- 883
- 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,398
- Okay, take care.
- 884
- 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:34,483
- DANIEL: All right, we're good here.
- 885
- 00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,155
- Patriot Two, you got first watch.
- 886
- 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,574
- (VICTOR SOBBING)
- - First watch?
- 887
- 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,154
- DANIEL: Uh-huh.
- 888
- 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,657
- - I got to watch him?
- - Yeah.
- 889
- 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:44,034
- - We're gonna be alone?
- - We're gonna rotate.
- 890
- 00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:46,996
- I got to go to work!
- We got to keep up appearances.
- 891
- 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,292
- What do you want me to do?
- 892
- 00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:49,665
- DANIEL: Keep an eye on him.
- 893
- 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:52,623
- - He's crying!
- - That's okay, he'll stop.
- 894
- 00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:57,461
- (TRAINERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
- 895
- 00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:58,887
- JOHN: Late three times in a row.
- 896
- 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,306
- DANIEL: Tiffany, did my 11:00 call?
- Mr. Kershaw?
- 897
- 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:02,724
- He didn't call, Mr. Lugo.
- 898
- 00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:04,767
- You know, call me crazy.
- 899
- 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:07,187
- I don't know... My body's top priority.
- 900
- 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:09,234
- DANIEL:
- Everything was falling into place.
- 901
- 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,483
- VICTOR: (YELLING) Anybody here?
- 902
- 00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:17,359
- I need a drink!
- 903
- 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:19,157
- Somebody?
- 904
- 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:21,159
- I need a drink!
- 905
- 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,235
- Um...
- 906
- 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:23,444
- Somebody!
- 907
- 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,116
- PAUL: Uh...
- 908
- 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,207
- We don't keep spirits here.
- 909
- 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:33,789
- And I'm sober.
- 910
- 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,836
- VICTOR: No shit!
- 911
- 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,296
- - Me, too.
- - You are?
- 912
- 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:41,213
- So cool. Praise Jesus!
- 913
- 00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:44,721
- Got my chip and everything.
- That was a proud moment.
- 914
- 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:47,552
- (SIGHS) You should be proud.
- There you go.
- 915
- 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:52,712
- You know, when I was in prison,
- 916
- 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:54,392
- I was clean for nearly a year.
- 917
- 00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:55,567
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 918
- 00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:58,317
- But a week before I got sprung,
- I had a little pruno slip.
- 919
- 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,023
- - Huh?
- - Pruno is prison wine.
- 920
- 00:40:00,106 --> 00:40:02,325
- I made the best pruno in the yard.
- 921
- 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:04,160
- You know what?
- 922
- 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,410
- Maybe the real reason I'm here
- 923
- 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,490
- is to help you
- 924
- 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,919
- get through another day sober.
- 925
- 00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:20,006
- - That's heavy.
- - It really is. I know.
- 926
- 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,174
- It truly is.
- 927
- 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:27,475
- I'm sorry about all this. Everything.
- 928
- 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:31,145
- Oh, no, no. It's okay.
- Shit happens. Forget it.
- 929
- 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,515
- (STUTTERING) But really,
- 930
- 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,855
- maybe I was sent as a reminder.
- 931
- 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:40,564
- Do you believe in that stuff?
- Higher power stuff?
- 932
- 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,115
- I live it.
- 933
- 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:45,617
- Okay...
- 934
- 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:49,038
- You think I could get another one
- of those Taco Supremes?
- 935
- 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:50,782
- Yeah...
- 936
- 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,294
- Sure. There you go. We'll switch.
- 937
- 00:40:58,039 --> 00:40:59,040
- Mmm.
- 938
- 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:01,551
- Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. (CHUCKLES)
- 939
- 00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:03,187
- - They're even better cold.
- (CHUCKLES)
- 940
- 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:05,255
- - You must be so hungry.
- - Mmm.
- 941
- 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:08,216
- You are so much nicer
- than the other two.
- 942
- 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,973
- (CHUCKLES) Ah, they're sweet guys.
- 943
- 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:12,395
- You just don't know them yet.
- 944
- 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,642
- But thank you for the compliment.
- 945
- 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:16,725
- See, the simple fact
- that you are defending them
- 946
- 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,561
- suggests that
- you are nicer than they are.
- 947
- 00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:21,609
- I'm just saying.
- 948
- 00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,111
- You're a Jew, right?
- 949
- 00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,125
- Yes, I am.
- 950
- 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,127
- Half-Jew.
- 951
- 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:38,246
- You have a problem with that?
- 952
- 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:40,836
- I think I can help you.
- 953
- 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,592
- That would be great!
- 954
- 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,420
- That would be great.
- 955
- 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,257
- How? I mean, how so?
- 956
- 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:53,598
- (SIGHS)
- 957
- 00:41:57,765 --> 00:42:01,440
- Victor, do you accept Jesus Christ
- as your personal savior?
- 958
- 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:07,942
- Victor?
- 959
- 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,112
- I do.
- 960
- 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,698
- (SIGHS)
- - That felt great.
- 961
- 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,454
- (SIGHS)
- 962
- 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:20,997
- How did you do that?
- 963
- 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,003
- I have a gift.
- 964
- 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,006
- It's a gift.
- 965
- 00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:27,637
- (MUFFLED) You're good.
- 966
- 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:30,631
- (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
- 967
- 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,649
- DANIEL: Busy day!
- 968
- 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,821
- - Wake him up.
- - Get up!
- 969
- 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,274
- (WHIMPERING)
- 970
- 00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:48,573
- (GROANING)
- 971
- 00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:50,572
- Oh, yeah... Look at that...
- 972
- 00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,948
- DANIEL:
- Get some paper towels, damn it!
- 973
- 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,068
- ADRIAN: Yeah.
- DANIEL: Shit!
- 974
- 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:54,079
- If there's pee on the policy,
- 975
- 00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:55,915
- they'll think
- he's incontinental and flag it!
- 976
- 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:57,249
- Shit!
- 977
- 00:42:57,325 --> 00:43:00,920
- It's not "incontinental,"
- you moron. It's "incontinent."
- 978
- 00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:04,424
- You really are
- a brilliant criminal mind, Lugo.
- 979
- 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,044
- Well, I'm smart enough
- not to be the one cuffed to a couch,
- 980
- 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,628
- about to get cleaned the fuck out.
- 981
- 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:11,680
- This one's gonna require
- your signature. Bing!
- 982
- 00:43:12,507 --> 00:43:14,475
- (GRUNTING) No fucking way.
- 983
- 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:15,597
- (GROANING)
- 984
- 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:17,822
- PAUL: I know you can't see me, Victor,
- 985
- 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:20,891
- but I have a look
- of suspicion on my face.
- 986
- 00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:23,351
- VICTOR:
- What's there to be suspicious about?
- 987
- 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,024
- I would like to call you Eldad.
- 988
- 00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:27,939
- In Hebrew,
- 989
- 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:30,195
- it means "Beloved of God."
- 990
- 00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,161
- Would that be okay, my friend?
- 991
- 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,243
- I would be honored, Victor.
- 992
- 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,995
- PAUL: Pepe was my second friend.
- 993
- 00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,621
- (RECORD SCRATCHING)
- 994
- 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,832
- ADRIAN: It's my shift, bro. Go home.
- 995
- 00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:43,538
- Go to church or whatever you do.
- 996
- 00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:45,627
- It's my torture chamber now.
- 997
- 00:43:45,915 --> 00:43:47,792
- DANIEL: Doyle was taking
- extra shifts with Kershaw.
- 998
- 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,798
- And, yes, it was getting my attention.
- 999
- 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,216
- DANIEL: Sorina, you home?
- 1000
- 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,470
- What the hell are you doing?
- 1001
- 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,843
- Trying to see who you really are.
- 1002
- 00:43:58,469 --> 00:43:59,812
- A big music video director
- 1003
- 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,515
- does not need
- these glasses that see in the dark!
- 1004
- 00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:04,396
- I don't want you going through my stuff.
- 1005
- 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,476
- Okay? These are not toys.
- 1006
- 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,983
- Big director driving your pussy-ass Fiero
- 1007
- 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:09,439
- with the Scooby-Doo seats!
- 1008
- 00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,490
- I need you to sit down right now
- and listen very carefully.
- 1009
- 00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:13,113
- You know where I've been all day?
- 1010
- 00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:15,033
- I've been at headquarters
- in Langley, Virginia.
- 1011
- 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,618
- I haven't been truthful with you,
- and, believe me, it hurts.
- 1012
- 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,328
- You have got to understand my work.
- 1013
- 00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,835
- I'm in the CIA.
- 1014
- 00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:26,456
- Now, good men have died
- to keep what I just told you a secret.
- 1015
- 00:44:26,956 --> 00:44:29,926
- CIA? Like the CIA-police CIA?
- 1016
- 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,257
- Those goggles,
- they're government issue,
- 1017
- 00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:33,679
- and, I guess in a way, so am I.
- 1018
- 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,927
- (GASPS) CIA, Daniel?
- 1019
- 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,805
- - That is so hot!
- - No, no, no, no, no.
- 1020
- 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,681
- It's better you hear it all.
- 1021
- 00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,016
- I... (SIGHS)
- 1022
- 00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:47,193
- I mean, I've seen things, okay?
- Done things.
- 1023
- 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,479
- One time in Hong Kong,
- I had to live for a week in a tree.
- 1024
- 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:52,027
- No food, no bathroom, no nothing.
- 1025
- 00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:55,451
- You poor, poor baby! I am so sorry!
- 1026
- 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,037
- Do you know, this is the real reason
- I approached you.
- 1027
- 00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,614
- - Me?
- - Yes.
- 1028
- 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,417
- You think you can handle
- being an operative?
- 1029
- 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,043
- Oh, my God, Daniel, yes!
- I'll do anything!
- 1030
- 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,239
- You know my associate, Paul?
- 1031
- 00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:06,726
- - The big guy?
- - Yeah, the weird guy?
- 1032
- 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,084
- Yeah. You're gonna
- have to work close with him.
- 1033
- 00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:11,213
- This is my adopted country.
- I'll die for it.
- 1034
- 00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:15,005
- Daniel, did you ever catch a spy girl?
- 1035
- 00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:18,595
- And then maybe
- you have to be spanking her.
- 1036
- 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,261
- Yeah, and calling her dirty,
- 1037
- 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,397
- Commie-sucking whore.
- 1038
- 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,524
- Whatever it takes.
- 1039
- 00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:31,730
- "...which has been trading
- on the NYSE since 1972."
- 1040
- 00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:33,990
- NYSE?
- 1041
- 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:36,025
- New York Stock Exchange.
- 1042
- 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,118
- Oh. I'm from New York.
- 1043
- 00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:41,743
- All right, next... (CLEARS THROAT)
- 1044
- 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:45,167
- I can read to you about the Unabomber.
- 1045
- 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,044
- Scary.
- 1046
- 00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:49,039
- (YELLING)
- 1047
- 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,089
- (GRUNTS)
- 1048
- 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:55,844
- Oh!
- 1049
- 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,597
- Damn it! Why'd you make me
- do that to you, Victor?
- 1050
- 00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:00,516
- I have responsibilities!
- 1051
- 00:46:01,175 --> 00:46:04,600
- Jesus Christ Himself
- has blessed me with many gifts!
- 1052
- 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:08,024
- One of them is knocking
- someone the fuck out!
- 1053
- 00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:10,859
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 1054
- 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,733
- Pepe, you okay?
- 1055
- 00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:14,860
- Pepe?
- 1056
- 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,489
- It's Eldad.
- 1057
- 00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:21,537
- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1058
- 00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:25,537
- Hello, James Bond.
- 1059
- 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:28,043
- Why so sad?
- 1060
- 00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:30,880
- I had to hurt a man today.
- 1061
- 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:32,502
- - Wow.
- - I didn't want to,
- 1062
- 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,208
- 'cause I like him.
- 1063
- 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,001
- But he forced me to.
- 1064
- 00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:39,548
- Look, in your line of work,
- people do get hurt.
- 1065
- 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,558
- - Okay.
- - Danny tells me
- 1066
- 00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:43,634
- I'm with you now.
- 1067
- 00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,595
- We work together, we play together.
- 1068
- 00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:46,975
- For king and country.
- 1069
- 00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:49,478
- Playing together sounds good.
- 1070
- 00:46:49,557 --> 00:46:51,025
- Very good.
- 1071
- 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:52,898
- I still have no idea
- what you're talking about right now.
- 1072
- 00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:54,820
- Oh, it's okay. I know who you are.
- 1073
- 00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:57,315
- Well, you should, 'cause we've met.
- 1074
- 00:46:58,482 --> 00:46:59,904
- Tell me about the playing again?
- 1075
- 00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:02,612
- I woke up this morning
- in a state of excitement,
- 1076
- 00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:04,038
- lap dancing the day away.
- 1077
- 00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:05,740
- PAUL: It's like the Bible says...
- 1078
- 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,326
- You give and you get back
- a hundredfold.
- 1079
- 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,707
- And then some greasy pudge-bunny
- 1080
- 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,288
- comes and takes it all away.
- 1081
- 00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,799
- Me and the lady
- were having a conversation.
- 1082
- 00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:16,342
- You should never wear yellow, pal.
- 1083
- 00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:19,341
- Little kids might think you're
- a school bus and climb on for a ride.
- 1084
- 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,763
- PAUL: His name was Frank Griga
- 1085
- 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:23,432
- and he was the third richest man
- in Golden Beach.
- 1086
- 00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:24,508
- (CHUCKLES)
- 1087
- 00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,185
- I didn't know any of that then.
- 1088
- 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,683
- All I knew was that he was a douche.
- 1089
- 00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:31,565
- DANIEL: We were three weeks in
- and Victor wasn't breaking.
- 1090
- 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,312
- - You got a racing dog, huh?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1091
- 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,698
- Hey! So, Mr. Kershaw
- sold you Tasty Reuben?
- 1092
- 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:42,531
- Yep. Tasty Reuben's all mine now.
- 1093
- 00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:44,119
- Let's try something new.
- 1094
- 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,698
- This one, I think,
- is gonna be a fan favorite.
- 1095
- 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,624
- (SIZZLING)
- (GROANING)
- 1096
- 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,376
- - You ready to sign now?
- (STRAINED) No!
- 1097
- 00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:52,954
- DANIEL: The guy was fierce.
- 1098
- 00:47:53,079 --> 00:47:56,174
- ADRIAN: Ha! Come on, come on!
- Hey, baby!
- 1099
- 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:57,842
- Where did you get that dog?
- 1100
- 00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:00,052
- I got somebody here
- that wants to meet you!
- 1101
- 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,845
- (LAUGHING) Oh, my God, I love him!
- 1102
- 00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:03,639
- VICTOR: Lugo, you can get my life,
- 1103
- 00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,387
- but you can't have my shit!
- 1104
- 00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,013
- DANIEL:
- All I wanted was a little effort, baby.
- 1105
- 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,219
- Eat me, Doogie.
- 1106
- 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,270
- DANIEL:
- He never worked this hard in the gym.
- 1107
- 00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,561
- But I did. I break guys for a living.
- 1108
- 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,483
- - Are you ready to sign now?
- - Fuck you!
- 1109
- 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:15,650
- Take him around again.
- 1110
- 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:16,852
- (GROANING)
- 1111
- 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,272
- I hate you.
- 1112
- 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:20,439
- Thanks, buddy.
- 1113
- 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,157
- BANK MANAGER: Mmm-hmm.
- 1114
- 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,656
- Good. Good. Hmm.
- 1115
- 00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:25,824
- Uh-oh.
- 1116
- 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,081
- Is... Is there a problem?
- 1117
- 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:30,203
- No, there shouldn't be a problem.
- 1118
- 00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:32,250
- It's just that
- all of these transfer documents,
- 1119
- 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,328
- they need to be witnessed
- by a notary public.
- 1120
- 00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:37,294
- Well, can't you do that?
- 1121
- 00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:38,715
- We'd be delighted.
- 1122
- 00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:40,714
- We just need you and Mr. Kershaw
- 1123
- 00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:43,387
- to sign the documents
- in the presence of our notary.
- 1124
- 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:46,682
- But Mr. Kershaw is overseas
- in Europe saving elephants.
- 1125
- 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,386
- So, you can just... It's okay.
- 1126
- 00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:53,431
- Well, around here,
- we call that a problem.
- 1127
- 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,855
- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
- 1128
- 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,062
- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
- 1129
- 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:01,860
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 1130
- 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,566
- (SIGHS)
- 1131
- 00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:06,152
- JOHN: Put it in the trash,
- with the rest of my dreams.
- 1132
- 00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:08,408
- DANIEL: No contest, John?
- 1133
- 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,285
- Lost the sponsor. Chapter 11.
- 1134
- 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:11,616
- I told you
- Amino Tropical Blast's benefits
- 1135
- 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:12,791
- were totally undocumented.
- 1136
- 00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:14,869
- Can I see you in the office
- for a minute, John?
- 1137
- 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,313
- You're still a notary, aren't you?
- 1138
- 00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:17,921
- Yeah. Technically, I guess. Why?
- 1139
- 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,707
- Well, I was hoping
- you could transfer some property.
- 1140
- 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:21,230
- I made a deal with a friend of mine.
- 1141
- 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,797
- Just bring him by tomorrow.
- 1142
- 00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:24,971
- Look, my friend,
- he cannot come back, okay?
- 1143
- 00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:26,137
- This is a very unique situation.
- 1144
- 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:28,573
- He's out there trying
- to impact the world in a positive way.
- 1145
- 00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:30,309
- No, that's the only reason for a notary,
- 1146
- 00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:32,887
- is that I have to
- witness the signing of the document.
- 1147
- 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:35,348
- Otherwise, somebody
- could just come in off the street,
- 1148
- 00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:38,184
- forge somebody's signature
- and take all their shit.
- 1149
- 00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:39,314
- You know, I got a stamp.
- 1150
- 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:40,565
- Can I borrow it?
- 1151
- 00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:45,275
- No, you can't borrow my stamp.
- That's sacred.
- 1152
- 00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:49,324
- What the fuck are notaries, man?
- 1153
- 00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:50,746
- We're officers of the law.
- 1154
- 00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:53,995
- Remember this chick?
- Shelley? Used to work here?
- 1155
- 00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:56,452
- Black chick? I fucked her.
- 1156
- 00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:58,329
- Big slut.
- 1157
- 00:49:58,412 --> 00:49:59,459
- - Oh, John?
- - Yeah.
- 1158
- 00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:01,290
- You know, I, um,
- 1159
- 00:50:01,373 --> 00:50:03,046
- I might have found
- a sponsor for your competition.
- 1160
- 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:04,422
- You ever heard of Schlotzsky's?
- 1161
- 00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:07,213
- JOHN: The signature's a little off here,
- but no big deal.
- 1162
- 00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:12,761
- All right, down, down, down! Just...
- There, there, there!
- 1163
- 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,311
- (LAUGHS) Love it!
- 1164
- 00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:24,772
- DANIEL: Finger one,
- find somebody with money. Check.
- 1165
- 00:50:24,939 --> 00:50:27,408
- Finger two,
- make him give you everything he owns.
- 1166
- 00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:29,281
- Three million dollar house,
- 1167
- 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,613
- 500,000 cash. Check.
- 1168
- 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,990
- Finger three,
- make America a better place.
- 1169
- 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:38,244
- PAUL: You said no violence.
- 1170
- 00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:39,624
- No bad violence!
- 1171
- 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,501
- (SIGHS) I know! Okay?
- 1172
- 00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:44,675
- And I meant it when I said it,
- I swear to God.
- 1173
- 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:47,424
- All right?
- But this guy, he knows who I am.
- 1174
- 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,221
- He could ID me.
- 1175
- 00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:50,936
- All right? That's gonna lead them to you.
- 1176
- 00:50:51,006 --> 00:50:52,849
- I cannot kill.
- 1177
- 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,017
- Duly noted. All right?
- 1178
- 00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:56,141
- But if you had to do it, you would adapt.
- 1179
- 00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:57,541
- You would reach down deep, right?
- 1180
- 00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:58,643
- What do you mean, "reach down deep"?
- 1181
- 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,565
- What if I reach down
- and there's nothing there?
- 1182
- 00:51:00,641 --> 00:51:03,235
- Then we give you bus money
- and you're off the team.
- 1183
- 00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:06,982
- That's harsh. I want to be on the team.
- 1184
- 00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,233
- I want you to be on the team. Okay?
- 1185
- 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,819
- And the Good Lord wants you to be rich!
- 1186
- 00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,992
- All right? But he could put us all away.
- 1187
- 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,573
- He saw us, big guy. He saw you.
- 1188
- 00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,782
- Do you want to go back?
- 1189
- 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:18,208
- I'm not gonna let him do that to you.
- 1190
- 00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:19,764
- I'm not gonna let that happen to you.
- 1191
- 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:21,295
- You're not going back!
- 1192
- 00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:24,130
- Look, when this is over,
- we'll all go camping.
- 1193
- 00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:25,423
- - All right?
- - Okay.
- 1194
- 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:26,876
- And, meanwhile,
- 1195
- 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:29,886
- make him comfy, all right?
- Just get him drunk.
- 1196
- 00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,973
- I can't do that.
- 1197
- 00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:34,592
- Why?
- 1198
- 00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:36,476
- Pepe is sober.
- 1199
- 00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:38,516
- Do me a favor, okay?
- 1200
- 00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:41,036
- Don't call him Pepe
- like you were in the sixth grade together.
- 1201
- 00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,526
- VICTOR: (GASPING) Hey.
- 1202
- 00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:46,566
- (WHISPERING) Are we alone?
- 1203
- 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,031
- - Yeah.
- (SOBS)
- 1204
- 00:51:51,025 --> 00:51:52,242
- Would you...
- 1205
- 00:51:52,693 --> 00:51:55,697
- Would you help me... Help me escape?
- 1206
- 00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:57,619
- You need money.
- 1207
- 00:51:57,698 --> 00:52:00,793
- I've got money. You can have it all.
- 1208
- 00:52:01,327 --> 00:52:03,045
- - Everything.
- - Victor, Victor.
- 1209
- 00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:07,083
- (SOBBING)
- I don't want to die, Eldad. Not now.
- 1210
- 00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:10,173
- My son...
- 1211
- 00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:12,091
- Look, Victor. Victor.
- 1212
- 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:13,297
- This will all be over very soon.
- 1213
- 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:14,552
- (COUGHING)
- 1214
- 00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:16,350
- We're gonna get you on a plane tonight.
- 1215
- 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:17,834
- We know someone at the airport
- 1216
- 00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:19,387
- who's gonna get you
- out of the country tonight,
- 1217
- 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:20,892
- but the only way he's gonna do it
- 1218
- 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,689
- is if you're knee-walking drunk.
- 1219
- 00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:26,481
- You won't remember his face.
- You have to.
- 1220
- 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,815
- You're going to need a drink if I die,
- 1221
- 00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,400
- you half-a-retard!
- 1222
- 00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:35,153
- And when I get to heaven,
- 1223
- 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,909
- I'm going to tell Jesus what you did.
- 1224
- 00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:43,419
- You're not going to tell Jesus anything.
- 1225
- 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:44,878
- (GROANS)
- 1226
- 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:46,414
- I'm doing you a favor!
- 1227
- 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:47,706
- (SPUTTERING)
- 1228
- 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,463
- I'm giving you a private jet!
- 1229
- 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:51,259
- Whisking you out of the country!
- 1230
- 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:52,711
- (BOTTLE SMASHES)
- 1231
- 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,718
- VICTOR: (SLURRING)
- Hey, this don't look like an airport.
- 1232
- 00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,612
- (MUMBLING UNINTELLIGIBLY)
- 1233
- 00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,027
- Where's my jet?
- 1234
- 00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:14,484
- PAUL: Don't worry,
- you're still going home.
- 1235
- 00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,034
- A thousand bucks if I smash him
- 1236
- 00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:17,407
- - into that fucking backhoe!
- ADRIAN: - Do it.
- 1237
- 00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:18,526
- - A thousand?
- - A thousand!
- 1238
- 00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:22,541
- - Drink some! Drink some!
- - Hey... Son of a...
- 1239
- 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:23,959
- Oh, my God.
- 1240
- 00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:25,248
- (ADRIAN LAUGHS)
- 1241
- 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:27,000
- VICTOR: Hey, I have a... (GRUNTS)
- 1242
- 00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:28,706
- Calm the fuck down.
- 1243
- 00:53:28,789 --> 00:53:30,462
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- 1244
- 00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,960
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (GRUNTS)
- 1245
- 00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:44,263
- Yes!
- 1246
- 00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:51,479
- I fucking told you!
- 1247
- 00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:53,689
- (LAUGHS)
- 1248
- 00:53:59,445 --> 00:54:00,662
- (GROANS)
- 1249
- 00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:03,703
- Lucky I had an airbag.
- 1250
- 00:54:04,491 --> 00:54:07,085
- You put on his fucking seat belt?
- 1251
- 00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:09,170
- Yeah.
- 1252
- 00:54:11,290 --> 00:54:12,416
- It is the law.
- 1253
- 00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:13,921
- You don't put on a seat belt,
- you'll hurt your face
- 1254
- 00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:15,594
- with the airbag.
- That's what they tell you.
- 1255
- 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,296
- "Buckle up. It's the law."
- 1256
- 00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:18,779
- His blood alcohol's up to his ears!
- 1257
- 00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:20,799
- Nobody would expect him to buckle up!
- 1258
- 00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,806
- Yeah, I concur. That was real stupid.
- 1259
- 00:54:22,885 --> 00:54:24,637
- You just made a good man suffer.
- 1260
- 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:25,972
- This is going fucking perfect!
- 1261
- 00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:28,102
- - Perfect.
- - Get the gas can now!
- 1262
- 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,105
- You're siding with him?
- 1263
- 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,778
- I was like the Iceman, okay?
- Bull's-eye! Strike!
- 1264
- 00:54:33,312 --> 00:54:34,438
- Suckers.
- 1265
- 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:35,961
- I'll get the gas can. I'll be alone.
- 1266
- 00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:38,196
- Hey, Pepe, it's Eldad. You okay?
- 1267
- 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:41,237
- Don't do that right now, please. Don't.
- 1268
- 00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:42,996
- VICTOR: (SLURRING) All good, Eldad.
- 1269
- 00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:27,177
- ADRIAN: Let's go. Let's go, let's go.
- 1270
- 00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:28,576
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- - Hurry up.
- 1271
- 00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:31,245
- Uh-oh.
- 1272
- 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,121
- Oh, shit.
- 1273
- 00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:35,340
- Paul, just run him over.
- 1274
- 00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:36,629
- PAUL: Just run him over?
- 1275
- 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:39,257
- DANIEL: Yeah, just start the car
- and just run him over.
- 1276
- 00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:41,426
- I can't start the car
- and run him over. We...
- 1277
- 00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:44,600
- Paul, your friend Pepe is on fire.
- 1278
- 00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:45,847
- He's going to die anyway.
- 1279
- 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:47,018
- Do you want him to suffer,
- 1280
- 00:55:47,094 --> 00:55:48,391
- or you want to take him
- out of his misery?
- 1281
- 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:51,064
- You can do this, okay? Start the car,
- 1282
- 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,149
- put it in gear and run him over.
- 1283
- 00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:55,899
- I don't know, DL. That's hardcore, man.
- 1284
- 00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:58,610
- Start the fucking car and go!
- 1285
- 00:55:59,815 --> 00:56:01,237
- (CAR STARTS)
- 1286
- 00:56:01,316 --> 00:56:03,569
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 1287
- 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:11,084
- (SCREAMS)
- 1288
- 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:19,502
- Back over him.
- 1289
- 00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:23,881
- Get it over quick.
- It's like ripping off a Band-Aid.
- 1290
- 00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:25,011
- Just do it!
- 1291
- 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,814
- Don't make Pepe suffer.
- 1292
- 00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,562
- (GROANS) No!
- 1293
- 00:56:35,350 --> 00:56:36,852
- (SCREAMING)
- 1294
- 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,735
- (YELLING)
- 1295
- 00:56:47,446 --> 00:56:49,665
- (GURGLING)
- (CRUNCHING)
- 1296
- 00:56:52,701 --> 00:56:54,078
- I knew you could do it, Paul.
- 1297
- 00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,122
- You just killed a man.
- 1298
- 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:57,547
- We did.
- 1299
- 00:56:58,373 --> 00:56:59,625
- No, you did it.
- 1300
- 00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:03,045
- I just provided options.
- 1301
- 00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:08,050
- Why are you saying I did it?
- 1302
- 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:09,968
- We did it.
- 1303
- 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,144
- No, you drove.
- 1304
- 00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:13,188
- It's... It's a good thing. Tell him.
- 1305
- 00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,349
- You did a good thing.
- 1306
- 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:21,985
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- 1307
- 00:57:28,236 --> 00:57:30,739
- VICTOR: No, this wasn't heaven.
- 1308
- 00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:34,043
- I wasn't transported
- to some celestial space
- 1309
- 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:37,212
- given my newfound bullshit Christianity.
- 1310
- 00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:39,085
- This isn't that kind of story.
- 1311
- 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:40,666
- But you know how
- I knew these monkeys
- 1312
- 00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:42,843
- were rank fucking amateurs?
- 1313
- 00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:45,717
- Because I was still alive.
- 1314
- 00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:50,427
- You can beat me, rob me,
- hang me like dry cleaning,
- 1315
- 00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:51,977
- burn my fucking hair off,
- 1316
- 00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:53,770
- but don't tell me
- you're taking me to the airport
- 1317
- 00:57:53,845 --> 00:57:55,472
- when really you're going to kill me.
- 1318
- 00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,308
- And if you are going to kill me,
- 1319
- 00:57:58,392 --> 00:57:59,814
- you damn well better do it.
- 1320
- 00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,566
- (GROANING)
- - Mmm!
- 1321
- 00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:03,105
- Hey, baby doll.
- 1322
- 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:05,737
- Thought we almost lost you
- there for a while.
- 1323
- 00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:08,903
- Okay, let me explain to you
- about your face.
- 1324
- 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:11,571
- (MUFFLED) Holy shit!
- 1325
- 00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:13,332
- (GROANING)
- 1326
- 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,163
- I was tasered by ninjas.
- 1327
- 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,995
- Is that tire tread on your forehead?
- 1328
- 00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:20,501
- Yes, for the fifteenth time, it is.
- 1329
- 00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:24,335
- They did this to me!
- Drove right over my face.
- 1330
- 00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:26,386
- So, you're from Colombia originally.
- 1331
- 00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:27,713
- So what?
- 1332
- 00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:31,933
- I got run over here. In America.
- 1333
- 00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:33,511
- Not in Colombia!
- 1334
- 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,728
- - I'm not sure I like your attitude, sir.
- (CONTINUES GROANING)
- 1335
- 00:58:35,804 --> 00:58:37,477
- Shut the hell up, Baby Huey!
- 1336
- 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:39,182
- Asshole.
- 1337
- 00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:40,688
- I'm going to kill him.
- 1338
- 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,235
- Nurse!
- 1339
- 00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:43,778
- Listen to me.
- 1340
- 00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:47,028
- I just lost my family, my business,
- 1341
- 00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:51,487
- and half of my nose.
- I almost bit my tongue off.
- 1342
- 00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:54,289
- Got my bank accounts cleaned out.
- 1343
- 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:58,209
- You think I give a rat's ass
- if you don't like my attitude?
- 1344
- 00:58:58,285 --> 00:58:59,707
- FEMALE DETECTIVE:
- We could still arrest you.
- 1345
- 00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:01,506
- Your blood alcohol
- was four times the limit.
- 1346
- 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,881
- Is this her first day?
- 1347
- 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,958
- Just tell me if this is
- 1348
- 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:06,635
- Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.
- 1349
- 00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:08,045
- Don't you listen?
- 1350
- 00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:09,971
- They forced chocolate liqueur down me!
- 1351
- 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:13,634
- The evil ninja weightlifters?
- Those are the guys?
- 1352
- 00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:17,142
- You should cut
- some of that fuzz out of your ears!
- 1353
- 00:59:17,345 --> 00:59:20,144
- Daniel Lugo. Write it down.
- 1354
- 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:22,442
- From what I hear,
- Mr. Vic "Pepe" Kershaw,
- 1355
- 00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:24,565
- they sell quite a bit
- of drugs in Colombia.
- 1356
- 00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:26,897
- God, I can't believe this!
- 1357
- 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,607
- I'm having some trouble with it myself.
- 1358
- 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:30,237
- You say you were bound, abused
- 1359
- 00:59:30,317 --> 00:59:32,911
- and roughed up by
- a group of bodybuilders.
- 1360
- 00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,784
- Was this a sex thing?
- 1361
- 00:59:35,155 --> 00:59:36,156
- What?
- 1362
- 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:40,752
- One very large burnt dildo,
- 1363
- 00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:45,082
- baseball-sized anal beads found
- in the back of your car.
- 1364
- 00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:46,462
- Not normal stuff.
- 1365
- 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:47,821
- We're finding it hard to believe
- 1366
- 00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:49,753
- that no one reported you missing.
- 1367
- 00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:52,680
- Not one single person.
- 1368
- 00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:55,509
- This could be a wake-up call, buddy.
- 1369
- 00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:59,104
- (STAMMERING)
- Wait a second. Is that all I get?
- 1370
- 00:59:59,179 --> 01:00:00,146
- Get back here!
- 1371
- 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,020
- - I don't believe a word he said.
- - Mmm-mmm.
- 1372
- 01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:04,773
- DANIEL:
- We stack-loaded 3,000 protein calories.
- 1373
- 01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:11,233
- Looking tough, feeling tough.
- 1374
- 01:00:16,696 --> 01:00:20,200
- We were going to rock it.
- We didn't find Kershaw's obit.
- 1375
- 01:00:20,283 --> 01:00:22,206
- We found him alive, at the hospital.
- 1376
- 01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:24,708
- So we had some unfinished business.
- 1377
- 01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,966
- Oh! I'm not going to make it.
- I'm not going to make it...
- 1378
- 01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,467
- Can you keep him quiet?
- 1379
- 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,348
- (GROANING)
- VICTOR: - Oh, Christ.
- 1380
- 01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,342
- (SEAGULLS CAWING)
- 1381
- 01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:44,019
- ED: Being a cop for so long,
- 1382
- 01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:46,318
- I've learned that
- people's lives are usually linear.
- 1383
- 01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:47,394
- Until they're not.
- 1384
- 01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:51,107
- Comes a day
- for just about everyone when A
- 1385
- 01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:54,784
- suddenly skips B
- and careens to polka-dot weird W
- 1386
- 01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:57,867
- Best move I ever made
- was marrying Cissy.
- 1387
- 01:00:57,946 --> 01:00:59,823
- Sweetie pie, are you deaf?
- 1388
- 01:00:59,906 --> 01:01:02,067
- - The phone has rung, like, 19 times.
- (PHONE RINGING)
- 1389
- 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,326
- Twenty.
- 1390
- 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,832
- Sorry, babe, I didn't hear it.
- 1391
- 01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:06,083
- After I retired,
- 1392
- 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:09,133
- I reopened the detective agency
- my old man used to own.
- 1393
- 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,709
- But after a few years,
- 1394
- 01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:13,386
- Cissy begged me to retire from that, too.
- 1395
- 01:01:13,461 --> 01:01:15,759
- She said I'd earned my relaxing years
- 1396
- 01:01:15,839 --> 01:01:19,139
- with long, lazy days
- full of golf and fishing.
- 1397
- 01:01:19,217 --> 01:01:22,312
- Except the only thing
- I hate more than golf is fishing.
- 1398
- 01:01:22,387 --> 01:01:24,060
- Du Bois Investigators, Inc.
- 1399
- 01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:26,517
- Is this Ed Du Bois the Second?
- 1400
- 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,022
- Actually, it's Ed the Third.
- 1401
- 01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:29,603
- I want Ed the Second.
- 1402
- 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:33,111
- He's dead. And I'm retired.
- 1403
- 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,390
- I'm guessing you're looking at
- 1404
- 01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:35,879
- a hell of an old yellow pages, buddy.
- 1405
- 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:38,741
- Everything's old in this frickin' hospital.
- 1406
- 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:40,864
- (TOILET FLUSHING)
- - It just shot out of my ass!
- 1407
- 01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:42,587
- - I couldn't help it.
- NURSE: (GASPS) Oh!
- 1408
- 01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:45,831
- Oh, God.
- He should be ejected from this facility!
- 1409
- 01:01:45,911 --> 01:01:46,958
- NURSE: Oh, my God...
- 1410
- 01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:49,961
- Not you.
- (STAMMERING) I need your help.
- 1411
- 01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:51,792
- I'm a desperate man.
- 1412
- 01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:53,297
- What did you say your name was?
- 1413
- 01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:55,003
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
- 1414
- 01:01:59,299 --> 01:02:01,739
- DANIEL: The team explored
- a number of infiltration procedures.
- 1415
- 01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:03,474
- Adrian even offered to stage
- 1416
- 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,555
- a diversionary fistfight in the hall.
- 1417
- 01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,391
- We decided against that.
- 1418
- 01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:10,481
- But I can't say that
- what the police told you
- 1419
- 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,608
- is far from my own analysis.
- 1420
- 01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:14,064
- I have to entertain
- 1421
- 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:16,149
- the possibility that you might be lying.
- 1422
- 01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,656
- DANIEL: There was one major problem.
- 1423
- 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:20,703
- This fucking archaic
- line-directory system
- 1424
- 01:02:20,779 --> 01:02:22,076
- throughout the whole entire hospital.
- 1425
- 01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,907
- It took us an hour just to find the ICU.
- 1426
- 01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:26,414
- VICTOR: Please believe me,
- 1427
- 01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:29,121
- it happened just the way I say it did.
- 1428
- 01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:32,003
- Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Mr. Kershaw,
- 1429
- 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:33,584
- but I can't take the case.
- 1430
- 01:02:33,792 --> 01:02:35,385
- I'm a dead man.
- 1431
- 01:02:35,502 --> 01:02:38,176
- A hospital is a very public place.
- 1432
- 01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,599
- And anybody could gain
- access to your room.
- 1433
- 01:02:40,674 --> 01:02:42,154
- And if it were me, and some large men
- 1434
- 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,427
- were trying to re-kill me,
- 1435
- 01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:45,262
- and I wanted to stay un-dead,
- 1436
- 01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:47,814
- I'd get the hell out of there. Fast.
- 1437
- 01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:49,266
- (DISCONNECTS)
- 1438
- 01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:53,444
- DANIEL: In the end,
- 1439
- 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,113
- after reviewing our past performance,
- 1440
- 01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:57,486
- we could come to only one conclusion.
- 1441
- 01:02:57,565 --> 01:02:59,363
- We're so much better when we wing it.
- 1442
- 01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:01,528
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- 1443
- 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,919
- DOCTOR:
- Can I help you with something?
- 1444
- 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:20,138
- I'm Dr. Lowenstein,
- 1445
- 01:03:20,213 --> 01:03:22,136
- uh, Mr. Kershaw's
- primary care physician.
- 1446
- 01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,512
- He didn't mention anything.
- 1447
- 01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:27,016
- Oh, well, I'm, uh...
- I'm over at Miami General.
- 1448
- 01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:30,557
- Where is Victor?
- 1449
- 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,234
- He checked himself out,
- against my advice.
- 1450
- 01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:35,316
- I think the visit
- from the police scared him.
- 1451
- 01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:37,147
- Police? What did they want?
- 1452
- 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:39,528
- Oh, accident investigation.
- 1453
- 01:03:39,607 --> 01:03:41,075
- They didn't seem too thrilled
- 1454
- 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:42,277
- by Mr. Kershaw's account of events.
- 1455
- 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,560
- He claimed he'd been tortured.
- 1456
- 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:45,284
- By bodybuilders.
- 1457
- 01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:47,077
- - Bodybuilders?
- - Yes.
- 1458
- 01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:54,089
- This is a case of delusional
- alcoholism. It's not uncommon.
- 1459
- 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:55,666
- You know, I warned him about that.
- 1460
- 01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:58,093
- Why are you dressed for
- surgery in our hospital?
- 1461
- 01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:01,421
- Well, I like to be prepared for anything.
- 1462
- 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:03,344
- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1463
- 01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:07,093
- Gentlemen?
- 1464
- 01:04:07,761 --> 01:04:08,933
- (ADRIAN LAUGHS)
- 1465
- 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:10,138
- ADRIAN: Oh, shit...
- 1466
- 01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:12,019
- So, what if he goes to the cops?
- 1467
- 01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:13,395
- He already did.
- 1468
- 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:15,443
- You know what happened? Nothing!
- 1469
- 01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:17,319
- Because they figured out
- what we already know,
- 1470
- 01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:19,573
- that Victor Kershaw
- is a half-criminal prick
- 1471
- 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:21,208
- who deserved bad shit to happen to him.
- 1472
- 01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:22,366
- Yeah.
- 1473
- 01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,444
- I thought he had to be dead.
- 1474
- 01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:26,112
- So what?
- 1475
- 01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:38,921
- You might feel a little prick.
- 1476
- 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,877
- (CRIES OUT IN PAIN)
- 1477
- 01:04:44,631 --> 01:04:45,974
- Oh, yeah!
- 1478
- 01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:50,387
- It's a little less than what I'm used to,
- 1479
- 01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:52,143
- but what the heck?
- 1480
- 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:54,145
- (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES)
- 1481
- 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:07,821
- I'm going to rock your world.
- 1482
- 01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:10,157
- Ninja style.
- 1483
- 01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:11,742
- (BOTH MOANING)
- 1484
- 01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:14,669
- I told you we'd fix it
- with the magic penis shots.
- 1485
- 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:15,745
- (LAUGHS)
- 1486
- 01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:17,001
- Mmm... (MOANS)
- 1487
- 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,172
- Oh, yeah! (MOANS)
- 1488
- 01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:48,653
- - No way!
- - No, this is your house.
- 1489
- 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:50,697
- (GASPS)
- PAUL: Jesus may exalt.
- 1490
- 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:53,158
- - But cocaine is king.
- (SNIFFING)
- 1491
- 01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:54,785
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- 1492
- 01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:57,166
- They seem very happy.
- 1493
- 01:05:57,245 --> 01:05:58,872
- (LAUGHING CONTINUES)
- 1494
- 01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:01,549
- Mmm-hmm. Dry humping.
- 1495
- 01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:05,887
- (MOANS) This is such nice,
- supple leather.
- 1496
- 01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:09,390
- Asshole.
- 1497
- 01:06:15,722 --> 01:06:19,147
- I know what you're looking at.
- Now look at this.
- 1498
- 01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:22,695
- I don't have a home, you putz!
- 1499
- 01:06:22,770 --> 01:06:24,864
- (CAN CLATTERS)
- (KNOCKING)
- 1500
- 01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,407
- (GROANING) Oh, jeez!
- 1501
- 01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:33,198
- Hey, Kershaw! It's Ed Du Bois!
- 1502
- 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:41,752
- Jesus.
- 1503
- 01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:44,209
- You thought I was lying.
- 1504
- 01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:47,091
- Sometimes it takes me a while
- to make up my mind.
- 1505
- 01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:49,593
- Nice place.
- 1506
- 01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:52,058
- How'd you find me?
- 1507
- 01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,635
- Cab driver at the hospital.
- 1508
- 01:06:53,718 --> 01:06:56,016
- (SIGHS) I paid him 20 not to talk.
- 1509
- 01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:57,730
- ED: Well, I paid him 40.
- 1510
- 01:06:57,805 --> 01:07:00,274
- This shit's my new best friend.
- 1511
- 01:07:00,808 --> 01:07:02,355
- I'm gonna look into your case, Victor,
- 1512
- 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:04,108
- but if you're not telling me the truth,
- 1513
- 01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:06,547
- you're gonna be in a lot more
- trouble than when you started.
- 1514
- 01:07:07,815 --> 01:07:09,237
- So, why are you helping me?
- 1515
- 01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:11,911
- Well, what they did to you
- is un-American.
- 1516
- 01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:13,196
- Real reason.
- 1517
- 01:07:13,446 --> 01:07:15,619
- Well, catching fish is fine.
- 1518
- 01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:18,168
- Catching bad guys is finer.
- 1519
- 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,836
- Now, won't you tell me
- your story again, hmm?
- 1520
- 01:07:23,957 --> 01:07:25,459
- From the beginning.
- 1521
- 01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,544
- Just give me one more
- of those blue ones.
- 1522
- 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:28,719
- You've had enough.
- 1523
- 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,012
- - Hey, there.
- - Hey.
- 1524
- 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,392
- Hey, we didn't see you move in.
- 1525
- 01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:40,431
- Oh, you know,
- most of my things are being shipped.
- 1526
- 01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:42,229
- What happened to the Kershaws?
- 1527
- 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,560
- You know, I don't know the specifics,
- 1528
- 01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:45,020
- but they must have
- really been underwater,
- 1529
- 01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:46,696
- because they practically
- gave me the house.
- 1530
- 01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:48,372
- I mean, I had asked
- the guy from the bank
- 1531
- 01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:50,196
- and he thinks that
- the guy ran off with some girl
- 1532
- 01:07:50,275 --> 01:07:52,436
- that he met in Havana,
- like one of those sex vacations.
- 1533
- 01:07:53,194 --> 01:07:55,413
- Jeez! Man, you think you know people.
- 1534
- 01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:56,535
- Yeah.
- 1535
- 01:07:56,614 --> 01:07:59,242
- Although Victor liked
- to talk about sex a lot.
- 1536
- 01:07:59,325 --> 01:08:00,451
- Brad MacCalister.
- 1537
- 01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:01,665
- Torn...
- 1538
- 01:08:02,203 --> 01:08:03,295
- Lawn.
- 1539
- 01:08:03,454 --> 01:08:04,501
- - Gotcha.
- - Yeah.
- 1540
- 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:05,924
- That's a pretty
- professional looking hoop
- 1541
- 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,125
- - you got there.
- - Yeah.
- 1542
- 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,809
- Look at you,
- already improving the place.
- 1543
- 01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:10,173
- Well, that's what I do.
- 1544
- 01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:11,596
- You know, I saw
- your wife drop off a gang of kids,
- 1545
- 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:13,093
- figured they could come by
- anytime and shoot a round.
- 1546
- 01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:14,533
- I've done a bit of coaching, so...
- 1547
- 01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:15,589
- Hey, that sounds terrific.
- 1548
- 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:17,936
- Use your elbows, you little pussy!
- 1549
- 01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:20,221
- (GRUNTS) Oh, tell your mama!
- 1550
- 01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:22,227
- Damn!
- 1551
- 01:08:22,682 --> 01:08:24,025
- - Sucker! Oh!
- (BOY GROANS)
- 1552
- 01:08:24,684 --> 01:08:26,027
- What the hell
- are you doing on the ground?
- 1553
- 01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:28,321
- - That hurts.
- - Well, it's supposed to hurt!
- 1554
- 01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:29,997
- That pain's what's gonna save your life.
- 1555
- 01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:31,115
- Your cells remember where it hurts
- 1556
- 01:08:31,190 --> 01:08:32,157
- and that's where they get strong.
- 1557
- 01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:33,280
- It's called pain and gain, Rusty.
- 1558
- 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:34,906
- Don't be a little bitch.
- You gonna man up?
- 1559
- 01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:36,112
- You better,
- 'cause right now your sister's
- 1560
- 01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:37,367
- stronger than you.
- Give me your hand. Get up!
- 1561
- 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,165
- What are you looking at,
- you little chubby broad?
- 1562
- 01:08:39,365 --> 01:08:40,833
- Don't eyeball me, boy. I see your mother
- 1563
- 01:08:40,908 --> 01:08:42,160
- driving up and down the street
- looking at me.
- 1564
- 01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:43,844
- I'll be your stepfather in about a week.
- 1565
- 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:45,462
- DANIEL: I love my new home,
- 1566
- 01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:47,757
- my new neighborhood
- and my little brat-pack crew.
- 1567
- 01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:49,300
- I kept it real with them
- little motherfuckers
- 1568
- 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,002
- and they kept it real with me.
- 1569
- 01:08:52,337 --> 01:08:55,432
- (GRUNTS) That's 315, close grip.
- 1570
- 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,013
- All right, benching builds your pecs.
- 1571
- 01:08:58,092 --> 01:08:59,344
- We got no homos in this gang, right?
- 1572
- 01:08:59,427 --> 01:09:00,644
- All right, good.
- And if you bachelors like girls,
- 1573
- 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:01,972
- listen to the Lawn Dawg.
- 1574
- 01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:03,773
- No hottie can resist dope pecs.
- 1575
- 01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:05,065
- You want to chase tail with me
- in South Beach
- 1576
- 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,393
- on my Puppy Luv? Huh?
- 1577
- 01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,023
- Or do you want to
- look at your little nuts in the mirror
- 1578
- 01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:09,463
- and see if you got any peach fuzz?
- 1579
- 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:11,314
- All right, good.
- 1580
- 01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:12,489
- Wow!
- 1581
- 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,909
- DANIEL: Hey, guys. You like it?
- 1582
- 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:16,201
- Yeah.
- 1583
- 01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:17,779
- Oh, I love the sexy casa!
- 1584
- 01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:19,739
- (SORINA SQUEALS)
- (LAUGHING)
- 1585
- 01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:21,574
- You guys like that?
- 1586
- 01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:25,120
- You like that fine Russian pussy?
- 1587
- 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,167
- That was mine.
- 1588
- 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,415
- I gave it to him. Like nothing.
- 1589
- 01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:30,837
- Now if we're gonna roll,
- we're gonna chase tail,
- 1590
- 01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,635
- we got to do it my way, okay?
- 1591
- 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:35,338
- No pickle-licking around here. Let's go.
- 1592
- 01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:36,547
- Break it off. Remind your folks
- 1593
- 01:09:36,631 --> 01:09:37,757
- about Neighborhood Watch, okay?
- 1594
- 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,888
- You, you, you and you, jog it home.
- 1595
- 01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:41,720
- - All right, big man.
- ADRIAN: - All right, brother.
- 1596
- 01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:42,804
- DANIEL: Let's race the Porsche, baby.
- 1597
- 01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:44,472
- PAUL: Let's do it.
- DANIEL: Come on. It's money.
- 1598
- 01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:45,932
- (CAMERA CLICKING)
- 1599
- 01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:52,276
- You get the Turbo.
- 1600
- 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:02,032
- ED: And this Adrian Doorbal,
- he paid in cash?
- 1601
- 01:10:02,115 --> 01:10:03,958
- Yes. 100,000.
- 1602
- 01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,414
- - Cash?
- - Cash.
- 1603
- 01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:07,120
- - This didn't surprise you.
- - No.
- 1604
- 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:10,000
- I thought maybe he was in sports, rap.
- 1605
- 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:10,833
- akumenang.com
- I thought maybe he was in sports, rap.
- 1606
- 01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:10,915
- akumenang.com
- 1607
- 01:10:10,915 --> 01:10:12,041
- You know, he is black.
- akumenang.com
- 1608
- 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:12,792
- akumenang.com
- 1609
- 01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:13,793
- Yeah.
- akumenang.com
- 1610
- 01:10:13,793 --> 01:10:13,960
- akumenang.com
- 1611
- 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,400
- Well, you don't think it was strange
- akumenang.com
- 1612
- 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:15,461
- akumenang.com
- 1613
- 01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:17,714
- that Mr. Kershaw never said goodbye?
- akumenang.com
- 1614
- 01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:17,797
- akumenang.com
- 1615
- 01:10:17,797 --> 01:10:20,300
- WOMAN: He was a dick.
- Always making fat jokes.
- akumenang.com
- 1616
- 01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:20,466
- akumenang.com
- 1617
- 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,000
- One time he told me
- if I can cut out snacking,
- akumenang.com
- 1618
- 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:22,560
- One time he told me
- if I can cut out snacking,
- 1619
- 01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:23,682
- that they can cure world hunger.
- 1620
- 01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:25,805
- Yeah, he can be kind of rude that way.
- 1621
- 01:10:26,764 --> 01:10:28,085
- What do you think of the new guy?
- 1622
- 01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:31,986
- Awesome. He says I'm a do-er.
- 1623
- 01:10:34,188 --> 01:10:35,940
- DANIEL: Our Neighborhood Watch
- is about to start.
- 1624
- 01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:37,525
- Can I get everybody's attention?
- 1625
- 01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,744
- Would you like one? Those are so cute.
- 1626
- 01:10:39,819 --> 01:10:41,537
- They're like little edible penises.
- 1627
- 01:10:42,196 --> 01:10:44,636
- I wish they had them in the strip club.
- They're great niblets.
- 1628
- 01:10:45,032 --> 01:10:46,079
- This is delicious.
- 1629
- 01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:49,538
- And so easy,
- from freezer to microwave to mouth.
- 1630
- 01:10:49,620 --> 01:10:50,963
- (CHUCKLES)
- 1631
- 01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:54,338
- Stan.
- 1632
- 01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:56,469
- DANIEL: Okay. Eyes front, neighbors.
- 1633
- 01:10:56,544 --> 01:10:57,704
- Now, we'd all like to believe
- 1634
- 01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,222
- we're safe here in
- Old Cutler Cove Estates.
- 1635
- 01:10:59,297 --> 01:11:01,516
- I know I feel more snug
- and secure than I've ever.
- 1636
- 01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:02,717
- And I feel very welcomed,
- 1637
- 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,677
- and I want to
- thank you all for that. Okay?
- 1638
- 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:06,729
- But this is a very serious situation.
- 1639
- 01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:08,723
- Okay? There are bad guys out there
- 1640
- 01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:11,126
- that are waiting for
- good people like us to drop our guard.
- 1641
- 01:11:11,142 --> 01:11:12,689
- Bad guys are everywhere.
- 1642
- 01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,775
- I should know, okay.
- I work for the government.
- 1643
- 01:11:14,854 --> 01:11:16,197
- And I've been to prison.
- 1644
- 01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:18,316
- And it sucks!
- 1645
- 01:11:18,816 --> 01:11:20,818
- At this first meeting
- of the Neighborhood Watch,
- 1646
- 01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:22,324
- Peter, Dick and I will demonstrate
- 1647
- 01:11:22,403 --> 01:11:23,923
- a few ways we can keep ourselves safe.
- 1648
- 01:11:23,946 --> 01:11:26,790
- - My pal, Dick... (SNAPPING FINGERS)
- - Yeah.
- 1649
- 01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:27,913
- ...who works with me at the government,
- 1650
- 01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:29,118
- will now hand out
- your preparedness packs.
- 1651
- 01:11:29,202 --> 01:11:30,169
- Right.
- 1652
- 01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:32,364
- That means we have to hand
- out the preparedness packs,
- 1653
- 01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:33,851
- - thank you.
- PAUL: - Yeah. Right away.
- 1654
- 01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:35,170
- In our own corner
- of the American dream,
- 1655
- 01:11:35,249 --> 01:11:37,547
- safety requires vigilance.
- 1656
- 01:11:37,710 --> 01:11:39,428
- Okay, look at our chart here.
- 1657
- 01:11:39,504 --> 01:11:41,598
- Number one thing,
- vigilance equals safety.
- 1658
- 01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:43,299
- (SNIFFING)
- - Number two, recognizing...
- 1659
- 01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:47,057
- PAUL: Oh, baby. That's the one. Yeah.
- 1660
- 01:11:47,595 --> 01:11:51,725
- Okay. First thing,
- recognizing a potential attacker.
- 1661
- 01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:55,523
- Sorry about that. There it is.
- 1662
- 01:11:55,603 --> 01:11:56,604
- Peter?
- 1663
- 01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:58,129
- ADRIAN: - Safety pack.
- (SNIFFLING)
- 1664
- 01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,819
- Each family gets a pack.
- 1665
- 01:11:59,899 --> 01:12:02,493
- Each pack has
- pepper spray and a taser.
- 1666
- 01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:03,990
- Ladies, these things work.
- 1667
- 01:12:04,070 --> 01:12:06,664
- You can zap a guy's balls off
- with one hit, all right.
- 1668
- 01:12:06,739 --> 01:12:08,662
- Okay! The lovely Sorina here...
- 1669
- 01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,539
- - Ta-da!
- - ...Is going to be the victim.
- 1670
- 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:12,620
- Who wants to volunteer to be a rapist?
- 1671
- 01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:13,834
- MAN 1: Oh, sure.
- 1672
- 01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:14,914
- MAN 2: Right here!
- 1673
- 01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,333
- Me. Pick me.
- 1674
- 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:18,008
- Can you pick me? Can you pick me?
- 1675
- 01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,758
- We're only picking one, guys.
- This is not a gang rape, okay.
- 1676
- 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,089
- You sit down. We'll take Brad.
- 1677
- 01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:23,347
- Yes!
- 1678
- 01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:24,841
- DANIEL: My favorite neighbor.
- 1679
- 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:26,767
- BRAD: He picked me, he picked me.
- 1680
- 01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:28,143
- Hi, I'm Brad.
- 1681
- 01:12:28,219 --> 01:12:29,499
- You touch her, I'll fuck you up!
- 1682
- 01:12:29,762 --> 01:12:30,763
- - Hey!
- - It was nice meeting you.
- 1683
- 01:12:30,847 --> 01:12:31,894
- Dick.
- 1684
- 01:12:31,973 --> 01:12:34,067
- This is only a simulation, okay?
- Cairn it down.
- 1685
- 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:35,859
- PAUL: Well, that's what
- I'd do in this situation.
- 1686
- 01:12:35,935 --> 01:12:37,608
- I'll fuck him up!
- 1687
- 01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:39,355
- Paul, now.
- 1688
- 01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:41,532
- Honey, I had to grab her ass.
- Look, I was the rapist!
- 1689
- 01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:43,127
- - You're a perv.
- - It was role playing.
- 1690
- 01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:45,202
- DANIEL: What the hell are you doing?
- 1691
- 01:12:45,278 --> 01:12:46,370
- What?
- 1692
- 01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:48,743
- "What?" You look like shit.
- 1693
- 01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:50,291
- I feel like I look great.
- 1694
- 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,164
- This is a critical time, Paul. Okay?
- 1695
- 01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:53,711
- We cannot afford to mess this up.
- 1696
- 01:12:53,786 --> 01:12:56,881
- I agree. You don't need
- all this Kumbaya shit.
- 1697
- 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,378
- Excuse me? I blended in, okay?
- 1698
- 01:12:58,457 --> 01:13:00,585
- I'm an influential member
- of this community now.
- 1699
- 01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:02,796
- Have some respect and act accordingly.
- 1700
- 01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:05,924
- SORINA: Paul?
- 1701
- 01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:08,851
- The hotel wants you
- to pay your $47,000 bill
- 1702
- 01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:10,894
- or they're kicking us out.
- 1703
- 01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:12,472
- (PAU L GROANING)
- 1704
- 01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,315
- Yeah, honey?
- 1705
- 01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:15,565
- What are you doing?
- 1706
- 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:16,642
- (GRUNTS)
- 1707
- 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,227
- I'm praying.
- 1708
- 01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:19,358
- Well,
- 1709
- 01:13:19,687 --> 01:13:22,156
- (VOICE ECHOING)
- you should pray for $500
- 1710
- 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,552
- to relocate a pair of Jimmy Choos
- 1711
- 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:25,409
- from Neiman's to my shoe closet.
- 1712
- 01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:26,577
- Okay.
- 1713
- 01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:29,622
- Secret Agent Sorina
- needs pimpy shoes for proper spying.
- 1714
- 01:13:29,989 --> 01:13:32,583
- Secret agent,
- Jimmy Choo shoes, I got it.
- 1715
- 01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:34,785
- Mmm. (KISSES)
- 1716
- 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:37,626
- (GROANING)
- 1717
- 01:13:37,705 --> 01:13:39,799
- Jimmy Choo shoes. Cash.
- 1718
- 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:42,427
- PAUL:
- Sometimes, when you hit rock bottom,
- 1719
- 01:13:42,501 --> 01:13:44,970
- you happen to be on the 20th floor.
- 1720
- 01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:48,425
- I had a choice. Take the fast way down,
- 1721
- 01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,430
- or find a way to keep climbing.
- 1722
- 01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:54,688
- Lord God, this place is depressing.
- 1723
- 01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:56,311
- (VICTOR GROANS)
- 1724
- 01:13:58,351 --> 01:13:59,523
- And so is this.
- 1725
- 01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:00,861
- (VICTOR GRUNTS)
- 1726
- 01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:03,651
- No matter how it gets there,
- your John Hancock shows
- 1727
- 01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:05,483
- notarized, even at a 90-degree angle.
- 1728
- 01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:07,568
- It's all legal and binding.
- 1729
- 01:14:07,652 --> 01:14:10,451
- Oh, funny thing,
- when a man's blindfolded,
- 1730
- 01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:13,078
- electro-shocked, beaten with sex toys,
- 1731
- 01:14:13,157 --> 01:14:14,750
- and hung like dry cleaning,
- 1732
- 01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:16,623
- he tends to sign just about anything.
- 1733
- 01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:19,247
- The Sun Gym Gang
- has successfully acquired
- 1734
- 01:14:19,330 --> 01:14:20,582
- every asset you had.
- 1735
- 01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:22,542
- And they're enjoying it.
- 1736
- 01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:25,586
- So I don't have a move?
- 1737
- 01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:28,640
- Because if that's true,
- I'm not paying you a fucking dime!
- 1738
- 01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:30,182
- You don't have a fucking dime.
- 1739
- 01:14:30,257 --> 01:14:31,509
- What happens now?
- 1740
- 01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:34,099
- Now I go to work.
- 1741
- 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:36,393
- (CAMERA WHIRRING)
- 1742
- 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:39,642
- After a couple months with us,
- you won't even recognize yourself,
- 1743
- 01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:40,851
- trust me.
- 1744
- 01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:42,896
- I trust you.
- 1745
- 01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:46,609
- As you can see here, we've got
- all brand new Cybex equipment.
- 1746
- 01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:49,240
- All the latest stuff.
- Want to start out with some curls?
- 1747
- 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:51,325
- You have the perfect frame
- for bodybuilding.
- 1748
- 01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:52,644
- I'm going to get you so jacked.
- 1749
- 01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:54,907
- I'd love to get jacked.
- 1750
- 01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:56,868
- What kind of work do you do, Ed?
- 1751
- 01:14:56,951 --> 01:14:58,498
- Lawn and garden supplies.
- 1752
- 01:14:58,577 --> 01:15:01,296
- Benches, birdbaths, stuff like that.
- 1753
- 01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:04,084
- Oh, yeah? I got a pretty big yard myself.
- 1754
- 01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,627
- Oh, yeah? Where?
- 1755
- 01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:07,462
- Old Cutler Cove.
- 1756
- 01:15:07,962 --> 01:15:11,512
- Wow. I didn't know trainers did so well.
- 1757
- 01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:13,638
- You know, you believe
- you deserve it and the universe...
- 1758
- 01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:15,937
- ...will serve it.
- Yeah, I've heard that before.
- 1759
- 01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:18,561
- - Jonny Wu says that.
- - Yeah. TV commercial.
- 1760
- 01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:21,025
- I love that guy.
- All right, let's hit the chest press.
- 1761
- 01:15:21,308 --> 01:15:22,981
- Lawn supplies, huh?
- 1762
- 01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:27,152
- I got me a riding mower.
- Snapper 342, you know it?
- 1763
- 01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:31,402
- (GRUNTING SOFTLY)
- 1764
- 01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:34,451
- Yeah, it's a beauty.
- It's a zero-turn model, right?
- 1765
- 01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:35,823
- Yep.
- 1766
- 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,042
- It's got one of the best decks around.
- 1767
- 01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:40,995
- It even stands up to Florida's sandy soil.
- 1768
- 01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:42,796
- You might be my new favorite client.
- 1769
- 01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,172
- Now, come on, you're growing.
- 1770
- 01:15:44,248 --> 01:15:45,768
- Let's go. Let's go stretch those pecs.
- 1771
- 01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:48,920
- How'd you happen to choose this gym?
- 1772
- 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,550
- A friend of mine recommended it.
- 1773
- 01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:52,190
- He said
- you worked him over pretty good.
- 1774
- 01:15:52,256 --> 01:15:54,216
- (CHUCKLES) That's what I like to hear.
- Who's that?
- 1775
- 01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:55,976
- Victor Kershaw.
- 1776
- 01:15:58,304 --> 01:15:59,647
- How is Vic?
- 1777
- 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:02,692
- I don't really know.
- I can't get him on the phone.
- 1778
- 01:16:03,059 --> 01:16:04,356
- (GROANING)
- 1779
- 01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:05,937
- Well, maybe he's on vacation.
- 1780
- 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,863
- - Who's that?
- - Kershaw.
- 1781
- 01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:10,483
- Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's what it is.
- 1782
- 01:16:13,861 --> 01:16:17,115
- PAUL: I've been here before.
- And I'm not proud of this.
- 1783
- 01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:22,252
- (PEOPLE TALKING EXCITEDLY)
- 1784
- 01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:23,454
- (GLASS CLINKING)
- 1785
- 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:25,039
- To my dearest Adrian.
- 1786
- 01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:26,465
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- 1787
- 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,759
- You are my sun,
- 1788
- 01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:30,177
- my moon,
- 1789
- 01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:32,133
- my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
- 1790
- 01:16:32,213 --> 01:16:33,733
- (GUESTS LAUGHING)
- - I love that show.
- 1791
- 01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,514
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 1792
- 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:43,770
- (YELLING)
- 1793
- 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:46,523
- GUARD: He got the bag! He got the bag!
- 1794
- 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,195
- (WOMAN SCREAMS)
- 1795
- 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:50,440
- (PEOPLE CLAMORING)
- (HORN BLARING)
- 1796
- 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,487
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 1797
- 01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:54,944
- (MEN SHOUTING)
- 1798
- 01:16:55,027 --> 01:16:56,449
- GUARD: Drop the bag! Drop it!
- 1799
- 01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:58,493
- (PANTING)
- 1800
- 01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:03,877
- (GRUNTING)
- 1801
- 01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,296
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- 1802
- 01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,290
- My grandfather,
- 1803
- 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:11,047
- he said to me,
- "Never marry a black man."
- 1804
- 01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:13,755
- I don't know why.
- He thought they were all dodgy.
- 1805
- 01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:16,223
- But he's dead now.
- 1806
- 01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:18,513
- From racism. No, it was a cement truck.
- 1807
- 01:17:18,592 --> 01:17:20,344
- (POLICE SIREN WAILING)
- 1808
- 01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,639
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 1809
- 01:17:24,431 --> 01:17:27,310
- Hello. ls the haircut line here?
- 1810
- 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:28,895
- I just need a little trim.
- 1811
- 01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:32,152
- (GRUNTS) Oh, shit.
- 1812
- 01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:35,905
- (YELLS IN PAIN)
- (WOMEN EXCLAIMING)
- 1813
- 01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,949
- Oh, shit!
- 1814
- 01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:40,622
- (GROANS)
- 1815
- 01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:43,080
- (WOMEN MURMURING)
- 1816
- 01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:44,793
- GUARD 1: He's over here!
- 1817
- 01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:45,995
- GUARD 2: Come on down here.
- 1818
- 01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:47,455
- In here, go.
- 1819
- 01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:48,630
- - Freeze!
- (GRUNTS)
- 1820
- 01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:50,174
- (WOMEN SCREAMING)
- 1821
- 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:53,256
- (GRUNTS)
- (WOMAN SCREAMS)
- 1822
- 01:18:01,427 --> 01:18:02,929
- (GUNSHOTS)
- 1823
- 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:07,308
- (OFFICERS YELLING)
- 1824
- 01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:10,315
- PAUL: Well, this plan didn't work.
- 1825
- 01:18:10,394 --> 01:18:11,566
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 1826
- 01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:12,817
- OFFICER: Cover the back!
- 1827
- 01:18:13,814 --> 01:18:15,987
- She makes me
- the happiest man in the world!
- 1828
- 01:18:16,066 --> 01:18:18,114
- (GUESTS CHEERING
- AND APPLAUDING)
- 1829
- 01:18:19,987 --> 01:18:21,989
- PAUL: This plan was just practice.
- 1830
- 01:18:22,072 --> 01:18:23,540
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- 1831
- 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,794
- But I had another plan.
- 1832
- 01:18:28,787 --> 01:18:32,508
- Frank Griga,
- the phone-sex douche from the club.
- 1833
- 01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:39,469
- He wouldn't be as easy as a bank.
- 1834
- 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:42,681
- But as it turns out...
- 1835
- 01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:43,807
- OFFICER: In the water!
- 1836
- 01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:45,141
- Fire!
- 1837
- 01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:46,502
- ...a bank wasn't all that easy.
- 1838
- 01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:57,783
- (MUFFLED SHOUT)
- 1839
- 01:19:07,868 --> 01:19:09,711
- (MUFFLED) Motherfucker!
- 1840
- 01:19:11,830 --> 01:19:13,457
- (SIREN WAILING)
- 1841
- 01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:16,877
- Fuck!
- 1842
- 01:19:17,044 --> 01:19:18,591
- That's all I got.
- 1843
- 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:20,598
- What a dick.
- 1844
- 01:19:21,715 --> 01:19:23,934
- Lugo? (GROANS)
- 1845
- 01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:26,304
- Hey, Lugo! Goddang it.
- 1846
- 01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:27,846
- Oh.
- 1847
- 01:19:28,055 --> 01:19:29,773
- Oh, Danny. Danny?
- 1848
- 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:31,809
- - Will you shut the fuck up?
- (GROANS)
- 1849
- 01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:33,861
- Slow down, Paul.
- 1850
- 01:19:34,395 --> 01:19:35,487
- Did you do something bad?
- 1851
- 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:36,776
- Maybe a little.
- 1852
- 01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:38,198
- You're all fucking green.
- 1853
- 01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:40,359
- I fucked up! Oh, I've got to sit down.
- 1854
- 01:19:41,068 --> 01:19:42,115
- (GROANS) Oh!
- 1855
- 01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:43,537
- (GRUNTING) Dan... Oh!
- 1856
- 01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:45,531
- Oh!
- 1857
- 01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,537
- They got my toe, Danny!
- 1858
- 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:48,663
- - They got my toe.
- - Jesus!
- 1859
- 01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:52,372
- I know, Jesus!
- (STAMMERS) You can see the bone.
- 1860
- 01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,757
- Put that fucking thing away now!
- 1861
- 01:19:54,832 --> 01:19:55,833
- Can they reattach it?
- 1862
- 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:56,997
- No, Paul, they can't, okay?
- 1863
- 01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:58,339
- Because that's gonna bring questions
- 1864
- 01:19:58,419 --> 01:19:59,762
- and the fucking heat.
- 1865
- 01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:01,467
- God gave you 10, now you got nine.
- 1866
- 01:20:01,547 --> 01:20:02,548
- You've got to deal with that, okay?
- 1867
- 01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:04,258
- Frank Griga.
- 1868
- 01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:06,223
- He's got millions.
- 1869
- 01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:09,396
- And we can take it. You know why?
- 1870
- 01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:11,648
- 'Cause we're do-ers.
- 1871
- 01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:13,317
- I gave you a second chance,
- and what did you do?
- 1872
- 01:20:13,392 --> 01:20:15,190
- You put it right up your fucking nose.
- 1873
- 01:20:15,269 --> 01:20:16,612
- Oh, no, no, it's not just that!
- 1874
- 01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:17,984
- (SNIFFING)
- 1875
- 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:20,907
- It's a little bit of that.
- 1876
- 01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:23,781
- DANIEL: You're broke, all right?
- 1877
- 01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:25,158
- And now you want me
- to solve your problems
- 1878
- 01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:26,877
- by going fucking cowboy
- on some porn king?
- 1879
- 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:28,574
- Hey, what's going on? What...
- 1880
- 01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:30,125
- - Why's your head green?
- - Yeah.
- 1881
- 01:20:31,035 --> 01:20:32,332
- PAUL: I made a mistake.
- 1882
- 01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:34,379
- He blew his whole cut,
- now he wants to do another job.
- 1883
- 01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:35,456
- Is that right?
- 1884
- 01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,175
- Why did you say it like that?
- 1885
- 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,877
- Because I put
- all my money in the house,
- 1886
- 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,758
- and now I need a procedure.
- 1887
- 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,259
- A procedure?
- 1888
- 01:20:43,339 --> 01:20:44,340
- I'm a man who just got married
- 1889
- 01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:45,925
- and his penis don't work, okay?
- 1890
- 01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:47,092
- You know what?
- 1891
- 01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:49,178
- Why don't you glue his toe
- onto your balls?
- 1892
- 01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:50,433
- Everyone wins.
- 1893
- 01:20:50,554 --> 01:20:51,897
- ED: Did you remember
- to get me some bait?
- 1894
- 01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:53,770
- CISSY: I will not buy worms.
- 1895
- 01:20:54,433 --> 01:20:56,106
- You're pretty funny.
- 1896
- 01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:57,774
- (GROANS)
- 1897
- 01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:59,105
- Your back?
- 1898
- 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,697
- (GROANS)
- 1899
- 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,653
- This is from your trip
- to the gym, isn't it?
- 1900
- 01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:09,366
- No, I just want to
- lie here and think about the case.
- 1901
- 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:12,247
- Why did Miami PD
- ignore this man's story?
- 1902
- 01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:16,706
- His account of what happened
- is rather unbelievable,
- 1903
- 01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:20,384
- and other than that,
- he's a hard guy to like.
- 1904
- 01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:22,757
- (PHONE RINGS)
- - Mese.
- 1905
- 01:21:22,836 --> 01:21:24,838
- Hey, you schmuck, you remember me?
- 1906
- 01:21:24,963 --> 01:21:26,590
- (CHUCKLES) No, should I?
- 1907
- 01:21:26,673 --> 01:21:28,220
- Well, I should think so,
- 1908
- 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,893
- seeing as you apparently watched me
- 1909
- 01:21:29,968 --> 01:21:31,515
- sign my whole life away
- 1910
- 01:21:31,845 --> 01:21:33,688
- to some fucking weightlifter!
- 1911
- 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:37,351
- WOMAN: - John!
- - Mr. Kershaw.
- 1912
- 01:21:37,434 --> 01:21:40,153
- Oh, so you do remember me.
- That's funny
- 1913
- 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,778
- because I don't remember you.
- Which must mean you're a liar.
- 1914
- 01:21:42,856 --> 01:21:44,153
- Get the fuck out!
- 1915
- 01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:46,493
- Ah...
- 1916
- 01:21:47,277 --> 01:21:48,494
- (EXHALES)
- 1917
- 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:51,456
- I was under the impression
- that you were out of town.
- 1918
- 01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:53,910
- Oh, yeah,
- I never left town, because I didn't have
- 1919
- 01:21:53,992 --> 01:21:56,211
- any money to leave town with,
- 1920
- 01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:57,458
- because you fucking stole it!
- 1921
- 01:21:57,579 --> 01:22:01,709
- Now give me my money back!
- 1922
- 01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:08,882
- Fuck!
- 1923
- 01:22:13,387 --> 01:22:15,640
- If that dog pees in the pool, you're fired!
- 1924
- 01:22:16,098 --> 01:22:18,100
- Hey! Victor Kershaw
- just called my office!
- 1925
- 01:22:18,517 --> 01:22:19,518
- What'd he say?
- 1926
- 01:22:24,857 --> 01:22:26,418
- You fucking out of your mind? You fuck!
- 1927
- 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:28,948
- (GASPS)
- 1928
- 01:22:30,028 --> 01:22:31,245
- (CHOKING)
- 1929
- 01:22:31,321 --> 01:22:32,413
- What'd he say, John?
- 1930
- 01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:33,490
- He wants his stuff back!
- 1931
- 01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:34,814
- - He wants all of it!
- - Shut up!
- 1932
- 01:22:34,825 --> 01:22:36,168
- Did he forget he gave it to me?
- 1933
- 01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:37,369
- He wants the whole nut.
- 1934
- 01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:43,710
- This phone's going to cost you $43.
- 1935
- 01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:50,573
- ...good tonight. Come on, let's go.
- 1936
- 01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:51,808
- - Give me a whoop-whoop!
- ALL: - Whoop-whoop!
- 1937
- 01:22:52,050 --> 01:22:54,553
- VICTOR:
- You talk to your mommy, you bitch?
- 1938
- 01:22:55,262 --> 01:22:57,105
- Victor, how's it going?
- 1939
- 01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:59,270
- I feel kind of just like shit, John.
- 1940
- 01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:00,692
- Watch your language, dude.
- 1941
- 01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:03,066
- Shut the fuck up!
- 1942
- 01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:05,439
- No, no, no. No, not you.
- Not you. I'm so sorry.
- 1943
- 01:23:05,522 --> 01:23:06,819
- Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!
- 1944
- 01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:08,776
- You got the worst karma ever!
- 1945
- 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:11,829
- Victor, I feel horrible about this, okay?
- 1946
- 01:23:11,904 --> 01:23:14,304
- Let me swing by there
- and make it right. What's your address?
- 1947
- 01:23:14,364 --> 01:23:15,661
- You got a pencil?
- 1948
- 01:23:15,741 --> 01:23:17,835
- I'm at 143 Fuck You Avenue
- 1949
- 01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:19,503
- on the corner of Blow Me and Die.
- 1950
- 01:23:19,578 --> 01:23:20,921
- (STRAINING)
- 1951
- 01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:24,670
- Listen, tell me where you are
- 1952
- 01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:26,377
- and I'll bring by the forms
- for you to sign.
- 1953
- 01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:28,963
- It'll be all legit. It'll make this right.
- 1954
- 01:23:29,046 --> 01:23:31,515
- These fucking guys hustled me
- like they hustled you!
- 1955
- 01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:32,682
- I am furious!
- 1956
- 01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:33,884
- Now where are you?
- 1957
- 01:23:33,967 --> 01:23:35,765
- I'm at your house, John,
- fucking your wife.
- 1958
- 01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:38,272
- I'm not telling you where I am, John!
- 1959
- 01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:40,099
- I'll call you later to set a meet.
- 1960
- 01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:42,939
- That went like shit.
- 1961
- 01:23:43,810 --> 01:23:46,108
- - What do we do now?
- - Star 69 him.
- 1962
- 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,653
- You want me to have sex with him?
- 1963
- 01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:52,077
- Press the star key,
- press the six and press the nine!
- 1964
- 01:23:52,152 --> 01:23:53,574
- (PHONE RINGS)
- 1965
- 01:23:54,988 --> 01:23:56,831
- Seven Seas Motel.
- 1966
- 01:23:56,907 --> 01:23:57,999
- (LINE DISCONNECTS)
- 1967
- 01:23:59,326 --> 01:24:00,578
- How did you do that?
- 1968
- 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,835
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 1969
- 01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:15,096
- Fuck!
- 1970
- 01:24:18,178 --> 01:24:19,725
- What's with you clowns?
- 1971
- 01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:22,604
- What the... Hey,
- snatch that Cabbage Patch!
- 1972
- 01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:25,152
- (GRUNTING)
- 1973
- 01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:30,361
- All right, here's the deal, little fella,
- 1974
- 01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:32,320
- I'm gonna head-butt you
- and knock you out, okay?
- 1975
- 01:24:32,526 --> 01:24:34,824
- Well, if he's not there,
- then I don't know where he is.
- 1976
- 01:24:34,903 --> 01:24:37,247
- The only guy he talks to is
- the guy who pays for his room.
- 1977
- 01:24:37,322 --> 01:24:38,323
- What guy?
- 1978
- 01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:40,788
- Sorry. Classified information.
- 1979
- 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,999
- No peeking through the hole!
- 1980
- 01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:45,914
- I recently got married
- 1981
- 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,092
- and I was looking
- for a place to have a honeymoon.
- 1982
- 01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:49,886
- I was hoping maybe
- you could show me around.
- 1983
- 01:24:50,544 --> 01:24:52,763
- Why would you
- want to have your honeymoon here?
- 1984
- 01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:54,306
- Oh, this place has
- a lot of fond memories for me.
- 1985
- 01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:56,930
- The very first time
- I bashed a man's skull in was here
- 1986
- 01:24:57,009 --> 01:24:58,602
- and it was a mess!
- 1987
- 01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:01,521
- But that bat was aluminum.
- I've switched to wood.
- 1988
- 01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:03,270
- So you should
- get your ass out here right now
- 1989
- 01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,521
- or I'll bash your brains all over that wall
- 1990
- 01:25:05,601 --> 01:25:06,978
- with one fucking swing!
- 1991
- 01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,562
- Okay, sure.
- 1992
- 01:25:10,814 --> 01:25:12,282
- Let me show you the pool.
- 1993
- 01:25:16,862 --> 01:25:18,614
- DANIEL: Holy shit. It's my client.
- 1994
- 01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:22,618
- I told him I was gonna give him
- a fucking body like mine!
- 1995
- 01:25:22,701 --> 01:25:24,578
- - Unreal.
- - What a fucking cocksuck.
- 1996
- 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:25,662
- ADRIAN: I can't wait to go in his house.
- 1997
- 01:25:25,746 --> 01:25:27,786
- I'm gonna shit in his bathroom.
- That's what I'ma do.
- 1998
- 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:32,086
- ED: It takes a little finesse
- to tell the Chief of Police
- 1999
- 01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:34,592
- that his guys missed something big.
- 2000
- 01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:39,388
- His story's true.
- Your guys went to sleep on it.
- 2001
- 01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:41,562
- Yeah, you're a soft touch, Ed.
- 2002
- 01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:42,729
- I'll take a look at what you got,
- 2003
- 01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:44,727
- but it sounds like a nonstarter to me.
- 2004
- 01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:45,978
- George, I got a trunk full of evidence.
- 2005
- 01:25:46,058 --> 01:25:47,901
- Believe me, it's a starter.
- 2006
- 01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:49,744
- OFFICER: (OVER RADIO)
- Hands up! Hands up!
- 2007
- 01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:52,739
- A Colombian plus torture
- equals bad news, Ed,
- 2008
- 01:25:52,814 --> 01:25:54,657
- at 5230, 6200 and 11100,
- 2009
- 01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:56,373
- for however many nights
- it takes Channel 4
- 2010
- 01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:57,823
- to make me look like
- I'm kind of Uncle Juan
- 2011
- 01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:59,075
- defending the rights of drug dealers.
- 2012
- 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,828
- Drug dealer?
- The guy sold submarine sandwiches.
- 2013
- 01:26:01,907 --> 01:26:04,160
- And Pablo Escobar
- was a florist. Come on.
- 2014
- 01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:05,494
- Ed, you know this.
- 2015
- 01:26:05,577 --> 01:26:07,420
- Anything below the Keys
- is like a boil on my ass.
- 2016
- 01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:08,497
- These guys are still out there
- 2017
- 01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:09,627
- and they're gonna get hungry again.
- 2018
- 01:26:09,706 --> 01:26:11,003
- You should get on it.
- 2019
- 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,298
- DANIEL:
- Trust between a trainer and his client
- 2020
- 01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:16,018
- is sacred, like with priests and lawyers.
- 2021
- 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:18,716
- To betray that is
- to betray everything I believe in
- 2022
- 01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:21,018
- regarding fitness and America.
- 2023
- 01:26:26,306 --> 01:26:27,307
- DANIEL: Hey!
- 2024
- 01:26:27,474 --> 01:26:28,691
- There's a white lady in there
- 2025
- 01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:30,519
- making a really nice cherry pie.
- 2026
- 01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:32,195
- I love cherry pies.
- 2027
- 01:26:37,275 --> 01:26:38,276
- Cops.
- 2028
- 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:39,703
- What? Why are the police here?
- 2029
- 01:26:39,778 --> 01:26:41,451
- Somebody called them
- on a black guy in their yard!
- 2030
- 01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:42,622
- What do you think they're doing here?
- 2031
- 01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:43,824
- - Now what?
- - Well, we can either
- 2032
- 01:26:43,907 --> 01:26:45,659
- walk out front or
- we can jump in the fucking water.
- 2033
- 01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:46,743
- I can't swim!
- 2034
- 01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:48,829
- Thanks, guys! Appreciate it.
- 2035
- 01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:57,755
- All right. Come on, come on!
- 2036
- 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:02,634
- ADRIAN: Mission abort,
- mission abort, mission abort!
- 2037
- 01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:05,058
- CISSY: How's your back?
- 2038
- 01:27:05,137 --> 01:27:06,980
- The old back's fine.
- 2039
- 01:27:07,514 --> 01:27:09,107
- Car wouldn't start, though.
- 2040
- 01:27:09,182 --> 01:27:11,605
- You've got to get rid of that,
- it's an old-man car.
- 2041
- 01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:14,734
- So Mr. Kershaw called.
- 2042
- 01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:16,907
- He said, "This is how you protect me,"
- 2043
- 01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:18,404
- "you pussy son of a bitch?"
- 2044
- 01:27:18,483 --> 01:27:20,360
- "Fucking thugs come to murder me"
- 2045
- 01:27:20,444 --> 01:27:21,946
- "and where the fuck are you?"
- 2046
- 01:27:22,028 --> 01:27:23,701
- And then he left an address.
- 2047
- 01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:26,745
- ED: Victor!
- 2048
- 01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:29,624
- Never call bad guys!
- 2049
- 01:27:31,163 --> 01:27:33,004
- Especially the ones
- who are trying to kill you!
- 2050
- 01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:36,005
- You're gonna give me shit
- about that right now?
- 2051
- 01:27:36,126 --> 01:27:38,754
- I'm gonna take you home. Clean you up.
- 2052
- 01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:40,423
- ED: Would you pass me a roll, please?
- 2053
- 01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:41,506
- CISSY: Sure.
- 2054
- 01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:43,843
- You have some tiny trees.
- 2055
- 01:27:43,925 --> 01:27:45,518
- That's sort of my hobby.
- 2056
- 01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:46,678
- Oh.
- 2057
- 01:27:48,221 --> 01:27:49,723
- Oh! Shit!
- 2058
- 01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:50,849
- Here, let me help you.
- 2059
- 01:27:50,932 --> 01:27:54,027
- (STAMMERING)
- No, I can do it. I can do it.
- 2060
- 01:27:55,687 --> 01:27:56,688
- ED: Come on, let me help.
- 2061
- 01:27:56,813 --> 01:27:57,905
- (STAMMERING) I...
- 2062
- 01:27:58,023 --> 01:27:59,149
- (QUIETLY) Ed;
- 2063
- 01:27:59,232 --> 01:28:00,859
- (GLASS SQUEAKING)
- 2064
- 01:28:04,362 --> 01:28:05,830
- - Mmm!
- - There you go.
- 2065
- 01:28:08,366 --> 01:28:10,209
- Every man needs to fight for his dignity.
- 2066
- 01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:16,375
- I have a boat.
- 2067
- 01:28:20,086 --> 01:28:21,679
- (VOICE BREAKING) I have a boat.
- 2068
- 01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:24,015
- Sure you do.
- 2069
- 01:28:24,591 --> 01:28:28,971
- Don't don't, do do,
- nut up and be like Wu.
- 2070
- 01:28:29,054 --> 01:28:31,102
- DANIEL: I was so sick of Jonny Wu.
- 2071
- 01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:32,808
- If I had learned anything
- these past few months
- 2072
- 01:28:32,891 --> 01:28:34,768
- besides what a fucking notary does,
- 2073
- 01:28:34,851 --> 01:28:36,524
- it's that if you don't
- pay attention to details,
- 2074
- 01:28:36,603 --> 01:28:38,276
- they can come up
- and bite you in the ass.
- 2075
- 01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:40,733
- Or worse, they hire detectives.
- 2076
- 01:28:46,071 --> 01:28:49,496
- Fuck this Beaver Cleaver shit.
- And this nice house.
- 2077
- 01:28:49,574 --> 01:28:51,668
- But I'm not going backwards.
- 2078
- 01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:54,462
- So the three-finger plan
- just needs another finger.
- 2079
- 01:28:54,538 --> 01:28:55,755
- So, what?
- 2080
- 01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:58,675
- Hey, Paul, it's me.
- I want you to pick up Adrian.
- 2081
- 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,150
- We're gonna move on your porn king.
- 2082
- 01:29:08,677 --> 01:29:09,769
- Dibs.
- 2083
- 01:29:14,975 --> 01:29:16,022
- DANIEL: How are you, sir?
- 2084
- 01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:17,353
- - Good. How you doing?
- - Excellent.
- 2085
- 01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:19,278
- FRANK: Yeah. Shut the door, please.
- 2086
- 01:29:20,772 --> 01:29:23,321
- Now, come on, let's do
- the show-and-tell. Come on, boy.
- 2087
- 01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:24,697
- DANIEL: Next.
- 2088
- 01:29:25,110 --> 01:29:28,660
- India alone has a billion people
- as of the last census.
- 2089
- 01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:31,041
- One billion people, two billion ears.
- 2090
- 01:29:31,116 --> 01:29:34,040
- And until now,
- AT&T has had a lock on all of them.
- 2091
- 01:29:34,286 --> 01:29:35,486
- Take a look at our flow chart.
- 2092
- 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:38,999
- See this guy, this is a woo-woo Indian.
- 2093
- 01:29:39,082 --> 01:29:40,049
- We're not going after them.
- 2094
- 01:29:40,125 --> 01:29:41,645
- We want the red dots, the Gandhi kind.
- 2095
- 01:29:42,460 --> 01:29:43,757
- Those are Japanese.
- 2096
- 01:29:44,462 --> 01:29:46,009
- That's phase two.
- 2097
- 01:29:46,089 --> 01:29:48,183
- We're going multi-continental
- on this thing, okay.
- 2098
- 01:29:48,258 --> 01:29:50,386
- This is a huge organization.
- 2099
- 01:29:50,468 --> 01:29:51,594
- ADRIAN: Sorry, boss.
- 2100
- 01:29:51,678 --> 01:29:53,180
- - Wedding pictures, sorry.
- - Ugh, you're killing me.
- 2101
- 01:29:53,471 --> 01:29:54,723
- Here we go.
- 2102
- 01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:56,558
- DANIEL: Percentage of Indian
- telecommunication market.
- 2103
- 01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:59,815
- We own it, we guarantee it.
- You're in ground-floor entry.
- 2104
- 01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:01,647
- Boom, skyrocket. Next.
- 2105
- 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:02,989
- Frankie!
- 2106
- 01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:04,570
- Chopin, stop!
- 2107
- 01:30:04,649 --> 01:30:05,901
- (GROWLING)
- 2108
- 01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:07,235
- Ow!
- 2109
- 01:30:07,444 --> 01:30:10,323
- Come here. Meet my friends.
- Show them your tits.
- 2110
- 01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:11,705
- Look, you like them?
- 2111
- 01:30:12,115 --> 01:30:13,116
- Huh?
- 2112
- 01:30:13,283 --> 01:30:16,207
- I had the doctor put in an extra 500 cc's.
- 2113
- 01:30:16,578 --> 01:30:18,421
- - Like Jell-O.
- - They're new.
- 2114
- 01:30:18,496 --> 01:30:19,839
- (FRANK CHUCKLES)
- 2115
- 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,132
- Impressive. Are you in?
- 2116
- 01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:22,629
- Do they have phone sex in India?
- 2117
- 01:30:22,709 --> 01:30:25,087
- Because she's the best dirty talker
- in the business.
- 2118
- 01:30:25,170 --> 01:30:26,717
- Come on, give us a few moans.
- 2119
- 01:30:26,796 --> 01:30:28,764
- (MOANING)
- - Come on, that's it.
- 2120
- 01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:30,513
- Nice.
- 2121
- 01:30:30,592 --> 01:30:32,936
- All right, so what's
- the minimum investment?
- 2122
- 01:30:33,845 --> 01:30:35,188
- 500,000.
- 2123
- 01:30:36,139 --> 01:30:38,608
- - Isn't he your limo driver?
- - And partner.
- 2124
- 01:30:38,683 --> 01:30:39,684
- He is a full-fledged partner.
- 2125
- 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:41,645
- - Did I meet you at the...
- - You did.
- 2126
- 01:30:41,728 --> 01:30:43,605
- - You're the Jesus guy.
- - I am.
- 2127
- 01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:45,031
- (CHUCKLES)
- 2128
- 01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:49,160
- What's the maximum investment?
- 2129
- 01:30:50,737 --> 01:30:52,614
- DANIEL: Some people wouldn't try it again.
- 2130
- 01:30:52,697 --> 01:30:54,620
- Some people would say
- quit while you're ahead.
- 2131
- 01:30:55,158 --> 01:30:57,331
- Well, some people are pussies.
- 2132
- 01:30:57,410 --> 01:30:59,253
- Guys like Frank Griga don't quit.
- 2133
- 01:30:59,329 --> 01:31:00,421
- They take it on the chin,
- 2134
- 01:31:00,497 --> 01:31:02,795
- learn from their mistakes,
- double down and do it.
- 2135
- 01:31:03,291 --> 01:31:06,010
- Our plan was solid.
- Our skills were cutting edge.
- 2136
- 01:31:06,086 --> 01:31:09,431
- We just needed to put ourselves
- in a position to succeed.
- 2137
- 01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:11,387
- And that position was Adrian's house.
- 2138
- 01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:16,141
- You guys look so sweet.
- 2139
- 01:31:16,638 --> 01:31:17,810
- (LAUGHS) Yeah.
- 2140
- 01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:19,307
- Where's your wife now?
- 2141
- 01:31:19,683 --> 01:31:21,230
- ADRIAN:
- She's pulling a double in the ER tonight.
- 2142
- 01:31:21,559 --> 01:31:22,560
- You look nice.
- 2143
- 01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:24,817
- Thanks, man.
- She's a big girl, you can't handle it.
- 2144
- 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:27,649
- - Hey, you know what we need?
- KRISZTINA: - Mmm?
- 2145
- 01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:28,904
- Some music! Right?
- 2146
- 01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:29,985
- So what do you think,
- we go in the other room
- 2147
- 01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:31,786
- - and talk a little business?
- - Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
- 2148
- 01:31:31,861 --> 01:31:33,454
- (UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING)
- 2149
- 01:31:33,530 --> 01:31:35,157
- ADRIAN: Let's get this party started!
- 2150
- 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:37,083
- Best song ever!
- 2151
- 01:31:37,242 --> 01:31:38,835
- Show them how you can
- shake it up, baby.
- 2152
- 01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:40,833
- - Oh-oh!
- - Keep your hands off the new tits, pal.
- 2153
- 01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:42,914
- Okay. The hands will be on the ass!
- 2154
- 01:31:42,998 --> 01:31:44,295
- - I'm coming for you.
- - Come on, baby.
- 2155
- 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:45,500
- Give me that thing.
- 2156
- 01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:47,218
- Oh... Oh... Oh!
- 2157
- 01:31:47,919 --> 01:31:50,297
- So, I ran your numbers
- past my accountant
- 2158
- 01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:52,803
- and it looks like
- blue skies and clear sailing.
- 2159
- 01:31:52,882 --> 01:31:54,600
- DANIEL: Fantastic.
- I've got the contracts right here.
- 2160
- 01:31:54,676 --> 01:31:56,599
- Oh, God, that is nasty.
- 2161
- 01:31:57,095 --> 01:31:58,813
- For who's ever gonna do the investing.
- 2162
- 01:31:58,888 --> 01:32:00,808
- - I got an eggroll for you, baby.
- - Yeah, you do!
- 2163
- 01:32:01,016 --> 01:32:02,233
- (ADRIAN VOCALIZES)
- 2164
- 01:32:02,308 --> 01:32:03,400
- (BOTH SCREECHING)
- 2165
- 01:32:04,102 --> 01:32:06,821
- Frank, I don't think
- I'm following you right now.
- 2166
- 01:32:07,063 --> 01:32:08,781
- I want to meet directly with the board.
- 2167
- 01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:10,234
- I mean, no offense, Daniel,
- 2168
- 01:32:10,316 --> 01:32:12,990
- but your skill set
- doesn't put my mind at ease.
- 2169
- 01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:14,946
- (ADRIAN AND KRISZTINA
- WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
- 2170
- 01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:20,373
- - I want to see you dance!
- - Come on, Paul!
- 2171
- 01:32:20,452 --> 01:32:21,419
- I don't dance,
- 2172
- 01:32:21,494 --> 01:32:23,371
- but I got something
- much better than dancing.
- 2173
- 01:32:23,455 --> 01:32:25,048
- Yeah!
- 2174
- 01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:30,841
- Whoo! Come on, baby!
- 2175
- 01:32:31,963 --> 01:32:34,933
- Okay. So what exactly
- is my skill set then, Frank?
- 2176
- 01:32:35,008 --> 01:32:36,351
- Please, tell me.
- 2177
- 01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:39,600
- I was being polite. Look, Daniel,
- 2178
- 01:32:39,679 --> 01:32:41,101
- you seem like a really good guy, okay?
- 2179
- 01:32:41,181 --> 01:32:42,558
- We could totally hang out, okay?
- 2180
- 01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,517
- We can go chase
- some gash, you know?
- 2181
- 01:32:44,601 --> 01:32:45,648
- But, uh, frankly,
- 2182
- 01:32:45,727 --> 01:32:47,855
- I'm not comfortable
- with you having a say in my money.
- 2183
- 01:32:47,937 --> 01:32:49,457
- So you stand here in my friend's house
- 2184
- 01:32:49,522 --> 01:32:51,399
- and you tell me you don't trust me?
- 2185
- 01:32:51,483 --> 01:32:52,484
- You know what? You're right.
- 2186
- 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,569
- Maybe this isn't the place
- to discuss this.
- 2187
- 01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:57,451
- What? You want to go
- over my head to the board?
- 2188
- 01:32:58,907 --> 01:33:00,580
- Hey, look, Daniel,
- 2189
- 01:33:00,658 --> 01:33:02,501
- you know a little something
- about the business world,
- 2190
- 01:33:02,577 --> 01:33:04,329
- but not nearly as much as you think.
- 2191
- 01:33:04,746 --> 01:33:06,786
- I mean, some of the things you say
- are just comical.
- 2192
- 01:33:06,873 --> 01:33:08,273
- I don't think you're a hard worker.
- 2193
- 01:33:09,167 --> 01:33:10,714
- I'm not saying you're a fucking moron,
- 2194
- 01:33:10,794 --> 01:33:13,422
- but this is a complicated venture, okay?
- 2195
- 01:33:13,505 --> 01:33:15,178
- It takes professionals. You guys,
- 2196
- 01:33:15,256 --> 01:33:16,656
- you're a bunch of fucking amateurs.
- 2197
- 01:33:17,509 --> 01:33:18,601
- Motherfucker!
- 2198
- 01:33:18,676 --> 01:33:20,678
- Nobody calls me a fucking amateur!
- 2199
- 01:33:21,179 --> 01:33:23,056
- Do you know who you're fucking with?
- 2200
- 01:33:23,181 --> 01:33:24,683
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 2201
- 01:33:24,849 --> 01:33:26,226
- (GLASS BREAKING)
- 2202
- 01:33:26,309 --> 01:33:28,607
- - Come on! Sixty-one!
- - Frank?
- 2203
- 01:33:28,686 --> 01:33:32,031
- Sixty-two! Sixty-three!
- Come on, push it, baby!
- 2204
- 01:33:32,148 --> 01:33:33,445
- - Where's Frank?
- - Sixty-four!
- 2205
- 01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:34,947
- - Where the fuck is Frank?
- - Look at this!
- 2206
- 01:33:35,026 --> 01:33:36,118
- KRISZTINA: Frank!
- 2207
- 01:33:36,194 --> 01:33:38,196
- ADRIAN: Sixty-five! Look, 66!
- 2208
- 01:33:38,530 --> 01:33:40,123
- DANIEL: No one calls me an amateur!
- 2209
- 01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:41,199
- No one calls me a fucking amateur!
- 2210
- 01:33:41,282 --> 01:33:42,625
- FRANK: Jesus Christ.
- You could have fucking killed me!
- 2211
- 01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,498
- You fucking could have
- killed me, you cunt!
- 2212
- 01:33:44,577 --> 01:33:45,954
- You fucking motherfucker!
- 2213
- 01:33:46,037 --> 01:33:47,289
- (GRUNTS)
- 2214
- 01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:50,876
- No one calls me
- a fucking amateur! No one!
- 2215
- 01:33:51,417 --> 01:33:54,637
- Because I work hard!
- I do work fucking hard!
- 2216
- 01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:55,884
- (FRANK GURGLES)
- 2217
- 01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:57,716
- I fucking work!
- 2218
- 01:34:00,009 --> 01:34:01,352
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 2219
- 01:34:01,427 --> 01:34:03,680
- No! Oh, God. Please, no!
- 2220
- 01:34:11,229 --> 01:34:14,483
- Hey, get out of there. Go, get, get, get!
- 2221
- 01:34:14,566 --> 01:34:16,819
- - I'm going for 80!
- - Give me five more, baby!
- 2222
- 01:34:16,901 --> 01:34:18,323
- (LAUGHING) Yeah!
- 2223
- 01:34:18,403 --> 01:34:20,155
- That's a new house record!
- 2224
- 01:34:20,697 --> 01:34:21,994
- KRISZTINA: Frank!
- 2225
- 01:34:22,073 --> 01:34:23,290
- ADRIAN: Look at this!
- Go, push it! Fucking push it!
- 2226
- 01:34:23,575 --> 01:34:25,077
- (BOTH CHEERING)
- 2227
- 01:34:25,869 --> 01:34:27,542
- - Frank?
- - Yeah, baby!
- 2228
- 01:34:27,829 --> 01:34:29,706
- (ADRIAN AND PAUL
- CONTINUE CHEERING)
- 2229
- 01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:31,583
- (SCREAMING)
- 2230
- 01:34:32,709 --> 01:34:34,928
- - What did you do?
- - It was an accident.
- 2231
- 01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:37,381
- Jesus fucking Christ!
- 2232
- 01:34:37,463 --> 01:34:39,511
- He fell!
- The thing just hit him in the head
- 2233
- 01:34:39,591 --> 01:34:40,683
- when he fell down.
- 2234
- 01:34:40,758 --> 01:34:42,101
- - You fucking cocksucker!
- - No, no, please, don't!
- 2235
- 01:34:42,427 --> 01:34:44,020
- (KRISZTINA YELLING)
- 2236
- 01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:45,980
- (SCREAMING) No!
- 2237
- 01:34:46,055 --> 01:34:47,523
- Grab that fucking crazy bitch!
- 2238
- 01:34:47,599 --> 01:34:50,193
- - Oh, what the fuck... What happened?
- - It was an accident!
- 2239
- 01:34:50,268 --> 01:34:51,315
- You were supposed to talk to him!
- 2240
- 01:34:51,519 --> 01:34:54,068
- - Take her, Paul! Take her!
- DANIEL: - I was talking to him!
- 2241
- 01:34:55,190 --> 01:34:56,487
- PAULI (STAMMERING) Is he dead?
- 2242
- 01:34:56,566 --> 01:34:59,006
- You see how those weights
- are flush flat on the fucking floor?
- 2243
- 01:34:59,068 --> 01:35:01,491
- Well, they shouldn't be, because there's
- a fucking head in between them.
- 2244
- 01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,786
- PAUL: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 2245
- 01:35:03,990 --> 01:35:05,958
- - Ow! She's biting me!
- DANIEL: - Keep her fucking quiet!
- 2246
- 01:35:06,034 --> 01:35:08,082
- Roll her over! Show me her ass!
- 2247
- 01:35:08,161 --> 01:35:10,209
- (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
- - I got upset and...
- 2248
- 01:35:12,248 --> 01:35:14,342
- He called me a fucking amateur!
- 2249
- 01:35:14,459 --> 01:35:15,711
- (MUMBLING)
- 2250
- 01:35:15,793 --> 01:35:17,591
- And you fucking hit him with a weight?
- 2251
- 01:35:17,670 --> 01:35:18,887
- DANIEL: He said
- he was going to sign the papers,
- 2252
- 01:35:18,963 --> 01:35:20,089
- then he wouldn't sign, then he got upset
- 2253
- 01:35:20,173 --> 01:35:21,174
- and he said he wanted to see the board,
- 2254
- 01:35:21,257 --> 01:35:22,258
- then I said no,
- he couldn't see the board,
- 2255
- 01:35:22,342 --> 01:35:23,389
- "I don't want you to see the board."
- 2256
- 01:35:23,468 --> 01:35:24,469
- "Why'd you call me an amateur?"
- 2257
- 01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:25,974
- Then he got upset,
- then he fucking said something else
- 2258
- 01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:27,055
- and I got upset and he fucking fell.
- 2259
- 01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:28,355
- I think he fell
- orl pushed him or something.
- 2260
- 01:35:28,431 --> 01:35:30,308
- ADRIAN: Then you killed him!
- 2261
- 01:35:30,433 --> 01:35:31,559
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 2262
- 01:35:31,643 --> 01:35:32,940
- What did you do to her?
- 2263
- 01:35:33,019 --> 01:35:34,942
- ADRIAN: I gave her a horse tranquilizer.
- 2264
- 01:35:35,021 --> 01:35:36,147
- (THUDS)
- 2265
- 01:35:36,231 --> 01:35:37,323
- Oh, shit.
- 2266
- 01:35:37,857 --> 01:35:38,983
- She'll be fine.
- 2267
- 01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:46,620
- 33, 19, 22. That's
- the safe combination, right?
- 2268
- 01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:47,916
- (KRISZTINA MUMBLING)
- 2269
- 01:35:47,992 --> 01:35:49,335
- Is that Yugoslavian?
- 2270
- 01:35:49,869 --> 01:35:51,997
- Okay, I need it in English, okay, baby?
- 2271
- 01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:54,416
- - Seventeen.
- - All right, no, no.
- 2272
- 01:35:54,499 --> 01:35:56,376
- 33, 19, 22.
- 2273
- 01:35:56,459 --> 01:35:59,383
- Okay, this is now a salvage op! Let's go!
- 2274
- 01:35:59,671 --> 01:36:00,672
- What does that even mean?
- 2275
- 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:02,803
- DANIEL: It means
- I'm getting that car and stuff in the safe.
- 2276
- 01:36:02,882 --> 01:36:03,883
- Oh, shit.
- 2277
- 01:36:04,842 --> 01:36:05,843
- Oh!
- 2278
- 01:36:06,427 --> 01:36:07,644
- This is so bad.
- 2279
- 01:36:07,845 --> 01:36:09,688
- All right, hey. Keep her quiet, okay?
- 2280
- 01:36:10,056 --> 01:36:11,103
- And stay by the phone.
- 2281
- 01:36:11,182 --> 01:36:12,604
- Make sure the sperm mogul's
- on ice until I get back.
- 2282
- 01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:15,244
- - What do you mean "on ice"?
- - In ice cubes in the bathtub, okay!
- 2283
- 01:36:15,395 --> 01:36:16,817
- Hey, when does Robin get home?
- 2284
- 01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:18,614
- Her shift's over at noon.
- 2285
- 01:36:18,690 --> 01:36:19,737
- - Okay, great.
- (GROANS)
- 2286
- 01:36:19,816 --> 01:36:21,944
- Calm the fuck down. I got to get a pump.
- 2287
- 01:36:22,026 --> 01:36:23,699
- PAUL: Yeah, take a moment.
- 2288
- 01:36:23,861 --> 01:36:25,363
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 2289
- 01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:28,662
- That's it. That's good.
- 2290
- 01:36:30,243 --> 01:36:31,290
- Listen, Danny,
- 2291
- 01:36:31,369 --> 01:36:33,838
- I know what it's like to
- think you killed somebody.
- 2292
- 01:36:33,913 --> 01:36:36,132
- And it hurts.
- 2293
- 01:36:37,542 --> 01:36:39,169
- I mean, you got Jesus and the devil...
- 2294
- 01:36:39,252 --> 01:36:40,253
- That's it, get it.
- 2295
- 01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:42,134
- Jesus, devil,
- swirling all up in your head.
- 2296
- 01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:44,181
- I was lucky, 'cause my guy lived.
- 2297
- 01:36:44,424 --> 01:36:45,926
- So you must really feel like shit.
- 2298
- 01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:48,727
- You're right, Paul.
- 2299
- 01:36:49,012 --> 01:36:51,106
- Let's just hope
- Jesus is as forgiving as they say, right?
- 2300
- 01:36:51,180 --> 01:36:52,181
- Oh, He is.
- 2301
- 01:36:52,265 --> 01:36:53,985
- DANIEL:
- Adrian, do something about this rug.
- 2302
- 01:36:54,017 --> 01:36:55,143
- Look, just say the dog did it, okay?
- 2303
- 01:36:55,226 --> 01:36:56,398
- Everything else
- will be gone before Robin...
- 2304
- 01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:57,979
- Looks like he killed the dog.
- 2305
- 01:36:58,062 --> 01:36:59,359
- Hey, crank the AC. He's starting to reek.
- 2306
- 01:36:59,439 --> 01:37:00,531
- Let's go, Paul, come on.
- 2307
- 01:37:00,606 --> 01:37:01,687
- PAUL: Hang in there, buddy.
- 2308
- 01:37:01,691 --> 01:37:03,068
- ADRIAN: Bro, you better hurry up, man!
- 2309
- 01:37:03,151 --> 01:37:04,403
- DANIEL: We'll be back!
- 2310
- 01:37:04,485 --> 01:37:05,862
- Where is my dog, bro?
- 2311
- 01:37:11,492 --> 01:37:13,165
- I see it. I see the emotion,
- 2312
- 01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:14,370
- and I see all that Satan shit swirling.
- 2313
- 01:37:14,454 --> 01:37:16,752
- I don't need your shit
- right now, okay? Please.
- 2314
- 01:37:17,081 --> 01:37:20,005
- I say it because I care.
- I'm just trying to be a friend.
- 2315
- 01:37:24,172 --> 01:37:25,640
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 2316
- 01:37:27,175 --> 01:37:28,597
- (KRISZTINA MUMBLING)
- 2317
- 01:37:29,093 --> 01:37:30,891
- ADRIAN: Be calm.
- 2318
- 01:37:43,733 --> 01:37:44,825
- Holy shit.
- 2319
- 01:37:45,777 --> 01:37:47,279
- Holy Moses.
- 2320
- 01:37:47,612 --> 01:37:50,331
- - You're a fucking genius. You did it!
- (LAUGHS)
- 2321
- 01:37:50,406 --> 01:37:52,283
- I love Jesus, too! You know that, right?
- 2322
- 01:37:52,825 --> 01:37:54,077
- Look at the size of this thing!
- 2323
- 01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:55,833
- It's like a fucking treasure chest!
- 2324
- 01:38:00,124 --> 01:38:02,218
- Come on, baby. Come on.
- 2325
- 01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:05,342
- 33... 19... 22...
- 2326
- 01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:07,890
- Shit!
- 2327
- 01:38:08,299 --> 01:38:09,346
- Come on!
- 2328
- 01:38:09,425 --> 01:38:10,642
- 33...
- 2329
- 01:38:11,177 --> 01:38:12,303
- 19...
- 2330
- 01:38:13,304 --> 01:38:14,521
- 22...
- 2331
- 01:38:17,642 --> 01:38:20,521
- - You fucked this up!
- - This is not my fault!
- 2332
- 01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:21,904
- Oh, man.
- 2333
- 01:38:22,105 --> 01:38:25,609
- - What's the combo?
- - 32, 19, 22!
- 2334
- 01:38:26,901 --> 01:38:28,369
- (CELL PHONE RINGS)
- 2335
- 01:38:29,654 --> 01:38:30,906
- Yo, DL, where you at, man?
- 2336
- 01:38:30,988 --> 01:38:33,308
- Put the Yugoslav on the phone.
- I need the right safe combo.
- 2337
- 01:38:33,908 --> 01:38:34,955
- No, you got to get back here, man.
- 2338
- 01:38:35,034 --> 01:38:36,411
- Robin's going to be home
- in a few hours.
- 2339
- 01:38:36,494 --> 01:38:37,461
- She gets off at noon.
- 2340
- 01:38:37,537 --> 01:38:39,505
- No, I think they gave me
- the wrong fucking number!
- 2341
- 01:38:39,580 --> 01:38:41,423
- KRISZTINA: - Frank?
- - No, she... Shit.
- 2342
- 01:38:41,666 --> 01:38:43,168
- (BOTH GRUNTING)
- 2343
- 01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:45,382
- Hello?
- 2344
- 01:38:45,503 --> 01:38:47,471
- You wrote it down wrong.
- 2345
- 01:38:49,215 --> 01:38:51,593
- You gonna try to get away? Huh?
- 2346
- 01:38:51,801 --> 01:38:53,098
- - There's some more!
- (GASPS)
- 2347
- 01:38:53,177 --> 01:38:55,475
- Now, come on, get up.
- My wife's coming home.
- 2348
- 01:38:55,721 --> 01:38:57,439
- See you in the living room.
- 2349
- 01:38:58,891 --> 01:39:00,268
- (PHONE RINGING)
- 2350
- 01:39:00,351 --> 01:39:01,944
- Stop drinking!
- You've got to write the code down now.
- 2351
- 01:39:02,019 --> 01:39:03,487
- PAUL: - I'm ready.
- - All right, what's the safe combo?
- 2352
- 01:39:03,563 --> 01:39:04,884
- Put the phone where she can hear.
- 2353
- 01:39:09,735 --> 01:39:10,987
- She can't hear nothing, man.
- 2354
- 01:39:11,070 --> 01:39:12,071
- What's the problem?
- 2355
- 01:39:12,155 --> 01:39:14,123
- The bitch is cold, bro.
- 2356
- 01:39:14,449 --> 01:39:15,621
- What? No.
- 2357
- 01:39:15,908 --> 01:39:18,411
- Her soul has left her body.
- 2358
- 01:39:18,661 --> 01:39:20,254
- Tell me it's not fucking true, now!
- 2359
- 01:39:20,329 --> 01:39:22,002
- I mean, you told me to give
- her some more tranquilizer,
- 2360
- 01:39:22,081 --> 01:39:23,082
- and I did, and I gave her two shots,
- 2361
- 01:39:23,166 --> 01:39:24,133
- and I think I gave her too much,
- 2362
- 01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:25,255
- 'cause now she's not fucking breathing.
- 2363
- 01:39:25,334 --> 01:39:26,551
- We were dancing
- and having such a good time
- 2364
- 01:39:26,669 --> 01:39:28,671
- and I was smacking her ass
- and now she's fucking dead!
- 2365
- 01:39:28,754 --> 01:39:30,051
- And you're not here, bro!
- 2366
- 01:39:30,923 --> 01:39:32,766
- No. No! Not...
- 2367
- 01:39:33,968 --> 01:39:35,641
- Did you get the code?
- 2368
- 01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:36,972
- No! No! No!
- 2369
- 01:39:37,054 --> 01:39:38,397
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 2370
- 01:39:40,892 --> 01:39:42,109
- This isn't happening.
- 2371
- 01:39:42,727 --> 01:39:44,070
- This is not happening.
- 2372
- 01:39:44,145 --> 01:39:45,647
- Jonny Wu says
- it's all about seeing the humor
- 2373
- 01:39:45,730 --> 01:39:49,200
- in the chaos, right? Right?
- Come on! Let's bolt!
- 2374
- 01:39:49,275 --> 01:39:50,618
- You didn't get the code?
- 2375
- 01:39:50,902 --> 01:39:52,199
- Let's go, we got shit to do.
- 2376
- 01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:53,495
- Tell me the code. I'm ready.
- 2377
- 01:39:53,571 --> 01:39:55,369
- Come on. We don't
- have the code. Put this on.
- 2378
- 01:39:58,284 --> 01:40:00,833
- Yeah, I got the Lambo.
- Hey, you want that dog?
- 2379
- 01:40:00,912 --> 01:40:03,256
- That Yorkshire's
- about $1,250 if it's a purebred.
- 2380
- 01:40:03,331 --> 01:40:04,378
- Hey.
- 2381
- 01:40:04,457 --> 01:40:05,800
- Shit, we've got to get
- something for the bodies.
- 2382
- 01:40:05,875 --> 01:40:07,047
- PAUL: Hey, little buddy.
- 2383
- 01:40:07,585 --> 01:40:08,962
- You hungry?
- 2384
- 01:40:10,755 --> 01:40:11,756
- (CHUCKLING)
- 2385
- 01:40:11,839 --> 01:40:12,931
- DANIEL: Come on, come on!
- 2386
- 01:40:14,342 --> 01:40:15,719
- PAUL: What a little boy.
- 2387
- 01:40:16,093 --> 01:40:17,140
- DANIEL: I love purple.
- 2388
- 01:40:17,803 --> 01:40:20,226
- It's not smart taking a dead man's car.
- 2389
- 01:40:20,306 --> 01:40:21,933
- Not smart at all.
- 2390
- 01:40:25,603 --> 01:40:27,355
- Oh, shit! Oh, no!
- 2391
- 01:40:27,438 --> 01:40:29,941
- Shit! Oh, she's going to kill me!
- 2392
- 01:40:33,444 --> 01:40:34,445
- Oh, shit.
- 2393
- 01:40:46,832 --> 01:40:48,379
- Lost my dog.
- 2394
- 01:40:48,918 --> 01:40:50,795
- PAUL: (GRUNTS)
- You've got to slow down!
- 2395
- 01:40:50,878 --> 01:40:51,879
- You're tipping her over!
- 2396
- 01:40:51,963 --> 01:40:54,091
- I'm not driving too fast.
- I'm following the fucking speed limit.
- 2397
- 01:40:54,173 --> 01:40:55,720
- I got 48 holes in my carpet!
- 2398
- 01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:57,302
- It smells awful back here.
- 2399
- 01:40:57,426 --> 01:40:59,386
- See, I'm dealing with shit
- on a whole other level.
- 2400
- 01:40:59,387 --> 01:41:01,389
- Y'all can't even fathom
- the level that I'm on.
- 2401
- 01:41:01,472 --> 01:41:03,552
- You're making me nervous,
- okay! There are cops ahead.
- 2402
- 01:41:03,558 --> 01:41:04,605
- Come on, guys! I'm concentrating!
- 2403
- 01:41:04,684 --> 01:41:05,844
- I think I'm going to be sick.
- 2404
- 01:41:05,935 --> 01:41:07,903
- For a big fucker, you complain a lot!
- 2405
- 01:41:08,271 --> 01:41:09,318
- What am I going to tell my wife?
- 2406
- 01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:10,398
- DANIEL: Just fucking lie.
- 2407
- 01:41:11,983 --> 01:41:13,280
- Sick.
- 2408
- 01:41:14,443 --> 01:41:16,161
- (GASPING) I booted.
- 2409
- 01:41:16,237 --> 01:41:18,080
- DANIEL: Paul, you're fucking disgusting.
- 2410
- 01:41:20,741 --> 01:41:23,961
- Reuben? Come here. Is that you?
- 2411
- 01:41:24,036 --> 01:41:26,004
- What are you doing?
- What happened to you?
- 2412
- 01:41:27,832 --> 01:41:30,085
- Paul, we got a job to do,
- are you up here hiding?
- 2413
- 01:41:30,167 --> 01:41:31,419
- I need you downstairs, okay?
- 2414
- 01:41:31,502 --> 01:41:33,004
- I need you to secure
- and maintain a profile.
- 2415
- 01:41:33,087 --> 01:41:34,179
- Me and Adrian are going to Home Depot
- 2416
- 01:41:34,255 --> 01:41:36,974
- to get what we need. Let's go, come on.
- 2417
- 01:41:37,508 --> 01:41:41,684
- I am not staying here alone
- with those two dead bodies.
- 2418
- 01:41:41,762 --> 01:41:43,059
- I will freak out.
- 2419
- 01:41:43,306 --> 01:41:45,308
- What do you mean "no"?
- This was your idea.
- 2420
- 01:41:45,391 --> 01:41:46,392
- You want to get out of this,
- 2421
- 01:41:46,475 --> 01:41:47,442
- you better learn to take responsibility.
- 2422
- 01:41:47,518 --> 01:41:48,770
- Don't be a don't-er. You'll regret it.
- 2423
- 01:41:48,853 --> 01:41:50,355
- I already regret it.
- 2424
- 01:41:55,276 --> 01:41:56,493
- Get me the police.
- 2425
- 01:41:57,278 --> 01:41:59,121
- PAUL: There is life after death.
- 2426
- 01:41:59,196 --> 01:42:00,823
- Of that, I am sure.
- 2427
- 01:42:03,034 --> 01:42:06,834
- But I'm also pretty sure
- dead people no longer need their stuff.
- 2428
- 01:42:09,123 --> 01:42:10,249
- And I did.
- 2429
- 01:42:14,462 --> 01:42:15,964
- (SNORTING) Oh!
- 2430
- 01:42:19,383 --> 01:42:21,681
- - All right, cleaning supplies.
- - Check.
- 2431
- 01:42:25,473 --> 01:42:28,943
- Mr. and Mrs. Griga,
- how are you? Chopin?
- 2432
- 01:42:29,810 --> 01:42:33,030
- Hello, little baby, I'm here. (CHUCKLES)
- 2433
- 01:42:33,105 --> 01:42:34,357
- - Chopin?
- (DOG WHIMPERS)
- 2434
- 01:42:34,690 --> 01:42:35,816
- We're gonna clean them, chop them,
- 2435
- 01:42:35,900 --> 01:42:38,278
- put them in buckets. Right here.
- 2436
- 01:42:38,361 --> 01:42:39,704
- Dissolve them with lye.
- 2437
- 01:42:39,779 --> 01:42:40,905
- No evidence.
- 2438
- 01:42:45,910 --> 01:42:46,957
- Check.
- 2439
- 01:42:47,036 --> 01:42:48,556
- (PHONE RINGS, MACHINE BEEPS)
- - Adrian?
- 2440
- 01:42:48,579 --> 01:42:50,673
- This is Officer Wilson,
- Miami-Dade Police.
- 2441
- 01:42:50,748 --> 01:42:52,842
- Animal Services
- has recovered a greyhound
- 2442
- 01:42:52,917 --> 01:42:54,278
- that is registered to your address
- 2443
- 01:42:54,335 --> 01:42:56,383
- but we believe the dog may be stolen.
- 2444
- 01:42:56,462 --> 01:42:59,636
- You need to contact us please,
- at your earliest convenience.
- 2445
- 01:42:59,715 --> 01:43:01,058
- 305...
- 2446
- 01:43:01,676 --> 01:43:02,973
- We got a body part, a human toe.
- 2447
- 01:43:03,052 --> 01:43:04,304
- Get a forensic unit here right away.
- 2448
- 01:43:04,387 --> 01:43:06,105
- He loves dog like his own child.
- 2449
- 01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:07,602
- (GRUNTING) Team Jesus!
- 2450
- 01:43:08,933 --> 01:43:11,686
- (EXHALES) Feel great.
- Doyle feels great.
- 2451
- 01:43:13,020 --> 01:43:16,320
- MAN: May cause anxiety, aggression,
- seizure, suicidal thoughts, dementia...
- 2452
- 01:43:16,399 --> 01:43:19,278
- Ah! I feel like shit now.
- 2453
- 01:43:19,485 --> 01:43:22,034
- PAUL: Jesus, forgive me.
- Forgive my sins.
- 2454
- 01:43:22,822 --> 01:43:24,699
- We're back! Come on, let's go.
- 2455
- 01:43:24,782 --> 01:43:25,908
- You can do that shit all day in prison
- 2456
- 01:43:25,991 --> 01:43:27,459
- if we don't get these bodies out of here!
- 2457
- 01:43:27,535 --> 01:43:29,629
- I am in the middle of a superset.
- 2458
- 01:43:29,745 --> 01:43:32,043
- Hey! Did you take the wedding ring?
- 2459
- 01:43:32,331 --> 01:43:34,004
- No, I did not. No.
- 2460
- 01:43:34,750 --> 01:43:36,127
- Fucking crackhead.
- 2461
- 01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:38,303
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
- 2462
- 01:44:02,069 --> 01:44:03,321
- (GRUNTS)
- 2463
- 01:44:20,463 --> 01:44:21,784
- Hey, should we save her implants?
- 2464
- 01:44:21,839 --> 01:44:23,341
- Well, not unless you want them
- for paperweights.
- 2465
- 01:44:23,424 --> 01:44:26,143
- No, resale of medical devices
- is a big business, man.
- 2466
- 01:44:26,218 --> 01:44:29,017
- I'm married to someone
- in the medical field. I know this.
- 2467
- 01:44:30,055 --> 01:44:31,432
- Then stop playing with her tits, okay?
- 2468
- 01:44:31,515 --> 01:44:33,893
- And Windex our fingerprints off now.
- 2469
- 01:44:33,976 --> 01:44:36,274
- Well, what about their fingerprints?
- 2470
- 01:44:36,353 --> 01:44:37,400
- What about them?
- 2471
- 01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:41,075
- What are we gonna do
- with their fingerprints on their fingers?
- 2472
- 01:44:46,197 --> 01:44:47,494
- (SIGHS)
- 2473
- 01:44:47,782 --> 01:44:49,182
- I'll think of something, all right?
- 2474
- 01:44:52,119 --> 01:44:54,559
- (CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
- PAUL: - Are you really going to do that?
- 2475
- 01:44:54,789 --> 01:44:57,383
- - Danny, that's disgusting!
- DANIEL: - Shit!
- 2476
- 01:44:57,458 --> 01:44:59,426
- ADRIAN: - What's wrong with it?
- - How the hell am I supposed to know?
- 2477
- 01:44:59,502 --> 01:45:01,596
- - What, is it plugged in?
- - Yeah, it's plugged in!
- 2478
- 01:45:01,670 --> 01:45:02,762
- Well, press the button!
- 2479
- 01:45:03,380 --> 01:45:04,660
- Give me that, let me do it, man!
- 2480
- 01:45:05,382 --> 01:45:07,305
- - Fuck if we got time for this.
- (WHIRRING)
- 2481
- 01:45:07,384 --> 01:45:09,637
- See? Daddy worked power tools, baby!
- 2482
- 01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:13,190
- Get it! Go, go, go! Get it, get it, get it!
- 2483
- 01:45:13,349 --> 01:45:14,896
- (GRUNTING)
- 2484
- 01:45:15,059 --> 01:45:16,652
- ADRIAN: - Am I hitting it?
- (STRAINING)
- 2485
- 01:45:17,895 --> 01:45:20,193
- What happened? Come on!
- 2486
- 01:45:21,398 --> 01:45:23,446
- - Oh, shit!
- - What?
- 2487
- 01:45:23,526 --> 01:45:25,199
- It's stuck in her hair! (GRUNTS)
- 2488
- 01:45:25,277 --> 01:45:26,574
- Give me this thing.
- 2489
- 01:45:28,781 --> 01:45:31,079
- Figures! Made in China?
- 2490
- 01:45:31,450 --> 01:45:33,452
- It's a piece of China fucking crap!
- 2491
- 01:45:33,577 --> 01:45:35,329
- I fucking told you to get
- a gas-powered one,
- 2492
- 01:45:35,412 --> 01:45:38,086
- not some fucking piece of
- electric China crap! Shit!
- 2493
- 01:45:38,165 --> 01:45:41,009
- Well, you're the one who said
- we didn't have time to stop for gas!
- 2494
- 01:45:43,087 --> 01:45:44,304
- - Grab her arm.
- - What are you doing?
- 2495
- 01:45:44,380 --> 01:45:45,381
- I'm going old school.
- 2496
- 01:45:46,549 --> 01:45:47,596
- ADRIAN: Go.
- 2497
- 01:45:47,842 --> 01:45:49,443
- I'm going to chop that fucker right off.
- 2498
- 01:45:49,468 --> 01:45:52,221
- Wait, wait, wait. All right, go. Go, go.
- 2499
- 01:45:54,598 --> 01:45:55,599
- (YELLS)
- 2500
- 01:45:56,016 --> 01:45:57,768
- Fuck you "Ah!" ing about? Hold it, man.
- 2501
- 01:45:57,852 --> 01:46:00,446
- - I almost chopped your finger!
- - Go! Ah!
- 2502
- 01:46:01,105 --> 01:46:03,107
- ADRIAN: (GROANS) Come on!
- 2503
- 01:46:07,528 --> 01:46:09,121
- (FLIES BUZZING)
- 2504
- 01:46:09,947 --> 01:46:11,164
- Let's go, Paul.
- 2505
- 01:46:12,074 --> 01:46:14,293
- I need you to grill
- these fingerprints off, all right?
- 2506
- 01:46:15,286 --> 01:46:18,085
- Grill these fingerprints off?
- Are you nuts?
- 2507
- 01:46:20,165 --> 01:46:22,293
- No, I'm not nuts, Paul.
- 2508
- 01:46:22,376 --> 01:46:24,799
- But I am about fed up with
- your defeatist attitude, okay?
- 2509
- 01:46:24,879 --> 01:46:26,973
- Now grill those fucking hands. Now.
- 2510
- 01:46:27,256 --> 01:46:28,656
- You need to be more positive, Paul.
- 2511
- 01:46:28,716 --> 01:46:31,344
- Just make a positive effort.
- 2512
- 01:46:31,427 --> 01:46:33,270
- - What's up?
- - Hey, Ed.
- 2513
- 01:46:33,345 --> 01:46:35,894
- We've connected these people to
- the bodybuilders you were talking about.
- 2514
- 01:46:35,973 --> 01:46:37,145
- They've gone missing.
- 2515
- 01:46:41,103 --> 01:46:43,276
- These people aren't
- just missing, George.
- 2516
- 01:46:43,355 --> 01:46:44,447
- They're probably dead.
- 2517
- 01:46:44,607 --> 01:46:47,076
- It's a big department, Ed.
- We can't do everything right.
- 2518
- 01:46:47,318 --> 01:46:50,993
- I didn't ask for everything,
- George. I asked for one thing.
- 2519
- 01:46:52,323 --> 01:46:54,826
- I told you these guys
- were gonna get hungry again.
- 2520
- 01:47:03,918 --> 01:47:05,420
- What seems to be the problem?
- 2521
- 01:47:05,502 --> 01:47:06,583
- It's a piece of China crap.
- 2522
- 01:47:06,587 --> 01:47:08,430
- It worked for two seconds,
- then it cut off.
- 2523
- 01:47:08,505 --> 01:47:09,506
- Well, for 20 more,
- 2524
- 01:47:09,590 --> 01:47:10,762
- you can get free parts
- and replacements.
- 2525
- 01:47:10,841 --> 01:47:13,765
- We strongly recommend it on all
- our customer power tool investments.
- 2526
- 01:47:13,844 --> 01:47:15,604
- Oh, we don't want to
- hear about that rip-off.
- 2527
- 01:47:20,559 --> 01:47:23,358
- Sir, there appears to be fur in the works.
- 2528
- 01:47:23,520 --> 01:47:26,319
- I don't see no fur
- in that nonworking chainsaw.
- 2529
- 01:47:32,029 --> 01:47:34,953
- OFFICER: How funny was that
- when that scumbag shit himself
- 2530
- 01:47:35,032 --> 01:47:37,376
- when your dog almost bit his balls off?
- 2531
- 01:47:38,369 --> 01:47:39,962
- What do we got? Description again?
- 2532
- 01:47:40,037 --> 01:47:41,004
- FEMALE DISPATCHER: White male, 30s.
- 2533
- 01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:42,081
- All right, standby, we're en route.
- 2534
- 01:47:42,164 --> 01:47:43,461
- Leave that stuff, we got to go.
- 2535
- 01:47:47,378 --> 01:47:49,551
- Well, either you're dumb
- or blind, but that's fur.
- 2536
- 01:47:50,547 --> 01:47:52,595
- Go on, pick out another one.
- 2537
- 01:47:52,675 --> 01:47:54,894
- Save the drama for your mama.
- 2538
- 01:47:55,052 --> 01:47:56,474
- (SIZZLING)
- 2539
- 01:47:56,637 --> 01:47:58,765
- (JAUNTY LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)
- 2540
- 01:48:16,073 --> 01:48:18,075
- DANIEL: Holy shit! What the fuck?
- 2541
- 01:48:21,662 --> 01:48:22,834
- (GROANS)
- 2542
- 01:48:23,914 --> 01:48:25,712
- ADRIAN: - Oh!
- - What are you doing?
- 2543
- 01:48:25,791 --> 01:48:27,338
- You got to cook this shit outside.
- 2544
- 01:48:27,668 --> 01:48:29,011
- (GROANING)
- 2545
- 01:48:29,169 --> 01:48:30,929
- Be careful, that's hot.
- You'll burn yourself.
- 2546
- 01:48:32,297 --> 01:48:33,344
- You know, you're like a three-year-old!
- 2547
- 01:48:33,424 --> 01:48:34,391
- You're dropping the fingernails.
- 2548
- 01:48:34,466 --> 01:48:35,683
- A three-year old...
- (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
- 2549
- 01:48:35,759 --> 01:48:36,931
- PAUL: It Stunk like shit.
- 2550
- 01:48:37,011 --> 01:48:38,388
- You put it in the fucking street?
- 2551
- 01:48:38,470 --> 01:48:41,098
- PAUL: I didn't think you'd be pissed.
- 2552
- 01:48:41,181 --> 01:48:42,899
- It got really smoky in there, Danny.
- 2553
- 01:48:42,975 --> 01:48:45,194
- DANIEL:
- Are you out of your fucking mind?
- 2554
- 01:48:45,269 --> 01:48:48,148
- PAUL: In AA, they teach you
- to sit with your feelings.
- 2555
- 01:48:48,230 --> 01:48:49,948
- Look under the bed and see for yourself
- 2556
- 01:48:50,024 --> 01:48:52,197
- that there's no monster under there.
- 2557
- 01:48:52,276 --> 01:48:55,496
- But the problem is,
- sometimes the monster is there.
- 2558
- 01:48:55,571 --> 01:48:59,166
- And sometimes,
- you've just got to fucking run.
- 2559
- 01:48:59,241 --> 01:49:00,584
- Hey, Paul?
- 2560
- 01:49:04,538 --> 01:49:05,710
- Where the fuck is he?
- 2561
- 01:49:08,167 --> 01:49:10,295
- He's got no fucking accountability!
- 2562
- 01:49:26,477 --> 01:49:29,230
- GEORGE: Okay, gentlemen, listen up.
- 2563
- 01:49:29,313 --> 01:49:32,487
- These are your locales.
- These are your targets.
- 2564
- 01:49:34,568 --> 01:49:37,822
- We are taking down
- these scumbags simultaneously.
- 2565
- 01:49:39,698 --> 01:49:41,245
- We have some making up to do.
- 2566
- 01:49:47,998 --> 01:49:49,375
- MAN: Here you go.
- 2567
- 01:49:50,459 --> 01:49:52,177
- GEORGE: Any questions?
- 2568
- 01:49:52,294 --> 01:49:53,511
- Good.
- 2569
- 01:49:55,172 --> 01:49:56,594
- I feel good.
- 2570
- 01:49:57,841 --> 01:49:58,967
- Got to get a pump, though.
- 2571
- 01:49:59,051 --> 01:50:01,019
- Need to push that Lambo
- into the swamp, bro.
- 2572
- 01:50:13,732 --> 01:50:15,405
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 2573
- 01:50:17,986 --> 01:50:19,158
- Fuck!
- 2574
- 01:50:26,620 --> 01:50:27,741
- OFFICER: Get out of the way!
- 2575
- 01:50:31,416 --> 01:50:35,887
- Look at these guys, huh?
- Carved from stone! (LAUGHS)
- 2576
- 01:50:47,516 --> 01:50:50,235
- Adrian? Honey,
- there's some people here to see you.
- 2577
- 01:50:58,318 --> 01:51:00,320
- (SCREAMS) No! No!
- 2578
- 01:51:00,404 --> 01:51:01,576
- - Get down!
- (SCREAMS)
- 2579
- 01:51:11,582 --> 01:51:13,425
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 2580
- 01:51:17,254 --> 01:51:18,774
- - Do not move.
- - Let me see your hands.
- 2581
- 01:51:18,839 --> 01:51:20,079
- PASTOR RANDY: No hard feelings.
- 2582
- 01:51:20,757 --> 01:51:21,758
- Hands behind your back.
- 2583
- 01:51:23,260 --> 01:51:24,512
- (HANDCUFFS CLICK)
- 2584
- 01:51:25,762 --> 01:51:27,230
- Call Daniel!
- 2585
- 01:51:27,306 --> 01:51:28,808
- - Call Daniel!
- (SIGHS)
- 2586
- 01:51:34,021 --> 01:51:35,273
- (GRUNTS)
- 2587
- 01:51:35,355 --> 01:51:37,278
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 2588
- 01:51:38,567 --> 01:51:39,910
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- 2589
- 01:51:39,985 --> 01:51:40,986
- (GRUNTS)
- 2590
- 01:51:42,154 --> 01:51:43,201
- Fuck!
- 2591
- 01:51:43,280 --> 01:51:44,873
- Hey, police, stop!
- 2592
- 01:51:48,118 --> 01:51:49,791
- MAN: This way. Follow the officer.
- 2593
- 01:51:50,954 --> 01:51:52,001
- BRAD: Hey, buddy.
- 2594
- 01:51:53,373 --> 01:51:54,966
- How you been?
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- 2595
- 01:51:56,335 --> 01:51:58,508
- Wow. Didn't see that coming.
- 2596
- 01:51:59,421 --> 01:52:00,547
- He seemed like such a nice guy.
- 2597
- 01:52:00,631 --> 01:52:02,383
- You think you know people...
- 2598
- 01:52:05,594 --> 01:52:06,891
- puppy's gone.
- 2599
- 01:52:06,970 --> 01:52:08,688
- BRAD: Yeah, he loved your boat.
- 2600
- 01:52:08,764 --> 01:52:09,981
- We went out on it five or six times.
- 2601
- 01:52:10,057 --> 01:52:12,025
- We had a great sunset cruise.
- We took the neighborhood kids.
- 2602
- 01:52:12,100 --> 01:52:14,068
- Hey, pal. That'll do it.
- 2603
- 01:52:24,488 --> 01:52:26,081
- GEORGE: We circulated Lugo's picture.
- 2604
- 01:52:26,156 --> 01:52:28,158
- Coast Guard's got the specs
- on Lugo's boat.
- 2605
- 01:52:28,492 --> 01:52:29,789
- You mean my boat?
- 2606
- 01:52:29,993 --> 01:52:31,666
- GEORGE: Your boat.
- 2607
- 01:52:31,870 --> 01:52:33,338
- Start looking!
- 2608
- 01:52:33,413 --> 01:52:35,165
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- 2609
- 01:52:36,375 --> 01:52:38,594
- According to the other two,
- Lugo killed Griga
- 2610
- 01:52:38,669 --> 01:52:40,342
- before he could get anything,
- which means
- 2611
- 01:52:40,420 --> 01:52:41,512
- he's gonna run out of his money.
- 2612
- 01:52:41,588 --> 01:52:43,431
- My money! My money.
- 2613
- 01:52:43,507 --> 01:52:45,009
- ED: Victor, for God's sake.
- 2614
- 01:52:45,092 --> 01:52:47,060
- He's right, Ed. We fucked up.
- 2615
- 01:52:47,177 --> 01:52:48,770
- The fact is, Mr. Kershaw, right now,
- 2616
- 01:52:48,845 --> 01:52:50,438
- you're the only source of funding
- this guy has got.
- 2617
- 01:52:50,514 --> 01:52:52,937
- He put all his eggs
- in your basket, Victor.
- 2618
- 01:52:53,016 --> 01:52:55,018
- We've got that basket
- under 24-hour watch.
- 2619
- 01:52:55,227 --> 01:52:57,275
- Lugo's gonna come up starving soon.
- 2620
- 01:52:57,354 --> 01:52:59,356
- When he does, we'll get him.
- 2621
- 01:52:59,856 --> 01:53:01,608
- What if I told you there's another basket
- 2622
- 01:53:01,692 --> 01:53:04,411
- you didn't know about? Offshore.
- 2623
- 01:53:05,112 --> 01:53:06,989
- - Where?
- - The Bahamas, where do you think?
- 2624
- 01:53:08,865 --> 01:53:10,226
- So, where do you think he's going?
- 2625
- 01:53:11,201 --> 01:53:12,669
- You could have saved us 20 minutes.
- 2626
- 01:53:12,744 --> 01:53:13,745
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- 2627
- 01:53:13,996 --> 01:53:16,499
- Now I'm the criminal here?
- It's a secret stash.
- 2628
- 01:53:17,124 --> 01:53:18,592
- You're telling me
- you don't have a secret stash?
- 2629
- 01:53:18,667 --> 01:53:20,715
- You're a very difficult victim, Victor.
- 2630
- 01:53:20,961 --> 01:53:22,087
- It's Money Management 101.
- 2631
- 01:53:22,254 --> 01:53:24,052
- Get a chopper, ASAP.
- 2632
- 01:53:31,179 --> 01:53:32,540
- DANIEL: My name is Victor Kershaw.
- 2633
- 01:53:32,556 --> 01:53:33,933
- I'm looking to close my account.
- 2634
- 01:53:35,809 --> 01:53:37,402
- MANAGER:
- And what would you like to do
- 2635
- 01:53:37,477 --> 01:53:39,479
- about the safety deposit box?
- 2636
- 01:53:39,730 --> 01:53:40,856
- Well, I'm really in a rush,
- 2637
- 01:53:40,939 --> 01:53:43,442
- but I may as well open it
- while I'm here, right?
- 2638
- 01:53:59,207 --> 01:54:01,255
- His fucking baby booties?
- 2639
- 01:54:03,253 --> 01:54:05,005
- What the... Asshole!
- 2640
- 01:54:05,255 --> 01:54:07,474
- Oh, shit! No cash!
- 2641
- 01:54:07,758 --> 01:54:09,476
- Where's your bank manager?
- 2642
- 01:54:10,093 --> 01:54:11,640
- This is a United States court order
- 2643
- 01:54:11,720 --> 01:54:14,314
- authorizing us to freeze
- the accounts of a Victor...
- 2644
- 01:54:14,598 --> 01:54:15,690
- Lugo!
- 2645
- 01:54:15,932 --> 01:54:17,229
- MAN: Open the door!
- ED: Lugo!
- 2646
- 01:54:17,309 --> 01:54:18,481
- MAN: Open it!
- ED: Open it up!
- 2647
- 01:54:19,603 --> 01:54:21,150
- Open the gate! Open the gate!
- 2648
- 01:54:21,772 --> 01:54:23,024
- (PANTING)
- 2649
- 01:54:23,273 --> 01:54:24,490
- Get the gate!
- 2650
- 01:54:25,275 --> 01:54:26,322
- Lugo!
- 2651
- 01:54:34,409 --> 01:54:35,752
- VICTOR: He's over here!
- 2652
- 01:54:35,827 --> 01:54:37,500
- Hey! Officer!
- 2653
- 01:54:46,755 --> 01:54:48,302
- (GROANS)
- (PEOPLE SCREAM)
- 2654
- 01:54:50,759 --> 01:54:51,976
- Where are they all?
- 2655
- 01:54:53,178 --> 01:54:54,680
- He's a thief!
- 2656
- 01:54:54,888 --> 01:54:56,481
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 2657
- 01:54:57,516 --> 01:54:59,143
- (PEOPLE SHOUTING)
- 2658
- 01:55:05,148 --> 01:55:06,525
- DANIEL: Son of a bitch.
- 2659
- 01:55:06,608 --> 01:55:08,235
- Sometimes God just fucks up your order
- 2660
- 01:55:08,318 --> 01:55:11,117
- and you got to chow down
- on that shitty shame sandwich.
- 2661
- 01:55:11,321 --> 01:55:12,994
- (PEOPLE CLAMORING)
- 2662
- 01:55:27,838 --> 01:55:29,636
- Look at you.
- 2663
- 01:55:29,840 --> 01:55:31,183
- All fucked up.
- 2664
- 01:55:31,716 --> 01:55:34,560
- It's kind of undignified
- being all fucked up by a car,
- 2665
- 01:55:34,636 --> 01:55:36,638
- isn't it, you silly turd?
- 2666
- 01:55:36,930 --> 01:55:38,731
- - You all right?
- VICTOR: - I'm getting there.
- 2667
- 01:55:45,981 --> 01:55:47,661
- You know, I could have
- got you ripped, man.
- 2668
- 01:55:47,732 --> 01:55:48,733
- You know what your problem is?
- 2669
- 01:55:48,817 --> 01:55:51,445
- Skinnyass quads.
- You got no quads, man.
- 2670
- 01:55:51,528 --> 01:55:52,700
- That was my problem.
- 2671
- 01:55:52,779 --> 01:55:54,580
- I spent a lot of time
- building these bad boys.
- 2672
- 01:56:00,454 --> 01:56:02,206
- Is this all for me?
- 2673
- 01:56:02,747 --> 01:56:04,875
- Yep. Your own little party.
- 2674
- 01:56:05,083 --> 01:56:06,175
- Wow.
- 2675
- 01:56:11,465 --> 01:56:13,718
- They're going
- to want to know why you did it.
- 2676
- 01:56:15,844 --> 01:56:18,063
- Well, 'cause I'm a do-er.
- 2677
- 01:56:30,025 --> 01:56:34,326
- ED: This was the longest and most
- bizarre trial in Dade County history.
- 2678
- 01:56:35,238 --> 01:56:37,411
- PROSECUTOR:
- So, the Central Intelligence Agency.
- 2679
- 01:56:37,908 --> 01:56:40,377
- So you were a stripper and an agent.
- 2680
- 01:56:40,619 --> 01:56:43,213
- Or, as you call yourself,
- a field operative.
- 2681
- 01:56:43,914 --> 01:56:45,791
- Lugo and I used to bang a lot.
- 2682
- 01:56:45,874 --> 01:56:48,093
- But then he passed me to Agent Doyle.
- 2683
- 01:56:48,502 --> 01:56:49,549
- Miss you, sweetie.
- 2684
- 01:56:49,628 --> 01:56:52,256
- But I'm going to quit the whole CIA thing
- 2685
- 01:56:52,339 --> 01:56:54,341
- to become a movie star.
- 2686
- 01:56:54,424 --> 01:56:56,643
- ED: They say truth
- is stranger than fiction.
- 2687
- 01:56:56,718 --> 01:56:59,471
- And no one tells the truth
- like a pissed-off wife.
- 2688
- 01:56:59,554 --> 01:57:01,852
- Sir, I officially divorced him last night.
- 2689
- 01:57:01,932 --> 01:57:04,856
- That's why I can testify
- against him today.
- 2690
- 01:57:04,935 --> 01:57:08,860
- Well, I've been working
- in the penis industry for 19 months.
- 2691
- 01:57:08,939 --> 01:57:11,533
- I think he lifted weights
- to try to compensate
- 2692
- 01:57:11,608 --> 01:57:15,033
- for the fact that he had a very tiny penis.
- 2693
- 01:57:15,946 --> 01:57:20,122
- It was bent on a 25 degree angle,
- like a boomerang.
- 2694
- 01:57:20,825 --> 01:57:24,079
- You see, erectile dysfunction
- is nothing to be ashamed about
- 2695
- 01:57:24,162 --> 01:57:26,290
- but being an unfaithful lying shit
- 2696
- 01:57:26,373 --> 01:57:28,296
- who I know for a fact tried to finger bang
- 2697
- 01:57:28,375 --> 01:57:31,049
- his paralegal in the interview room,
- 2698
- 01:57:31,127 --> 01:57:33,050
- that's a little shamey.
- 2699
- 01:57:33,296 --> 01:57:36,675
- But being in the medical profession,
- I prefer not to judge.
- 2700
- 01:57:37,926 --> 01:57:39,178
- But that lady's a whore.
- 2701
- 01:57:40,303 --> 01:57:42,852
- - Yeah, you, you fucking bitch.
- - No further questions.
- 2702
- 01:57:43,139 --> 01:57:45,141
- ED: The state was very thorough.
- 2703
- 01:57:45,350 --> 01:57:47,523
- Frankly, it had a lot to make up for.
- 2704
- 01:57:48,645 --> 01:57:50,739
- We're going to walk on this.
- They ain't got no proof.
- 2705
- 01:57:50,981 --> 01:57:53,700
- At first, the evidence
- was mostly circumstantial,
- 2706
- 01:57:53,775 --> 01:57:57,279
- physical proof of the murders
- being hard to come by.
- 2707
- 01:57:57,362 --> 01:58:00,241
- Eventually, they found
- the barrels and bodies,
- 2708
- 01:58:00,323 --> 01:58:02,792
- but no fingerprints.
- And then, for the first time
- 2709
- 01:58:02,867 --> 01:58:04,387
- in the history of the United States...
- 2710
- 01:58:04,411 --> 01:58:07,585
- PROSECUTOR: Two 750 cc breast implants.
- 2711
- 01:58:07,664 --> 01:58:09,132
- ED: ...they used the manufacturer's
- 2712
- 01:58:09,207 --> 01:58:11,505
- unique serial numbers for identification.
- 2713
- 01:58:12,460 --> 01:58:15,760
- Paul Doyle seemed to embrace
- the concept of confession.
- 2714
- 01:58:15,839 --> 01:58:17,807
- They kidnapped Kershaw,
- they tried to kill him.
- 2715
- 01:58:17,882 --> 01:58:20,010
- I just want to go back to prison.
- 2716
- 01:58:20,093 --> 01:58:22,095
- They used chainsaws to cut them up!
- 2717
- 01:58:22,178 --> 01:58:24,681
- He said no one would get hun'.
- They hurt Pepe.
- 2718
- 01:58:24,764 --> 01:58:26,437
- They hurt him bad. They hun' my friend.
- 2719
- 01:58:26,516 --> 01:58:28,234
- Manipulator of manipulators.
- 2720
- 01:58:28,685 --> 01:58:30,858
- PAUL: Wow. That felt good.
- 2721
- 01:58:31,229 --> 01:58:33,948
- All they got is testimony
- from some fucking cokehead.
- 2722
- 01:58:34,024 --> 01:58:35,401
- ED: In the end, though,
- 2723
- 01:58:35,483 --> 01:58:37,736
- all justice really needed
- to do was listen to
- 2724
- 01:58:37,819 --> 01:58:39,742
- the right guy at the right time.
- 2725
- 01:58:39,821 --> 01:58:41,038
- In light of his cooperation,
- 2726
- 01:58:41,114 --> 01:58:43,958
- Mr. Doyle was given only 15 years.
- 2727
- 01:58:44,034 --> 01:58:46,787
- A sentence for which
- he seemed legitimately grateful.
- 2728
- 01:58:47,287 --> 01:58:52,088
- I once was lost
- 2729
- 01:58:52,751 --> 01:58:57,006
- But now I'm found...
- 2730
- 01:58:59,174 --> 01:59:00,926
- ED: Daniel Lugo and Adrian Doorbal
- 2731
- 01:59:01,009 --> 01:59:04,229
- were found guilty
- of double murder, racketeering,
- 2732
- 01:59:04,304 --> 01:59:06,477
- attempted extortion, theft,
- 2733
- 01:59:06,556 --> 01:59:08,274
- attempted murder, armed robbery,
- 2734
- 01:59:08,350 --> 01:59:10,523
- burglary, money laundering and forgery.
- 2735
- 01:59:10,602 --> 01:59:12,730
- In fact, the only thing
- they weren't found guilty of
- 2736
- 01:59:12,812 --> 01:59:15,235
- was the one thing
- they were most guilty of,
- 2737
- 01:59:15,523 --> 01:59:17,491
- being dumb stupid fucks.
- 2738
- 01:59:17,859 --> 01:59:20,203
- It took the jury only 14 minutes
- 2739
- 01:59:20,278 --> 01:59:22,076
- to sentence them both to death.
- 2740
- 01:59:35,126 --> 01:59:36,298
- (SIGHS)
- 2741
- 01:59:40,131 --> 01:59:42,350
- This seems like such a waste.
- 2742
- 01:59:43,301 --> 01:59:44,848
- People's lives.
- 2743
- 01:59:45,804 --> 01:59:47,101
- You know?
- 2744
- 01:59:49,182 --> 01:59:50,900
- Some people just don't
- know a good thing
- 2745
- 01:59:50,975 --> 01:59:53,194
- when it's staring them in the face.
- 2746
- 01:59:53,561 --> 01:59:54,813
- (SIGHS)
- 2747
- 01:59:57,232 --> 01:59:59,655
- ED: It really is the simple things in life.
- 2748
- 02:00:01,444 --> 02:00:03,321
- Daniel just wanted to be like everyone.
- 2749
- 02:00:03,780 --> 02:00:06,158
- Everyone that wants
- the American dream.
- 2750
- 02:00:07,659 --> 02:00:09,036
- DANIEL: All I ever wanted out of life
- 2751
- 02:00:09,119 --> 02:00:10,746
- was what everyone else had.
- 2752
- 02:00:10,829 --> 02:00:13,799
- Not more.
- Just not the less I was used to.
- 2753
- 02:00:14,290 --> 02:00:16,918
- Well, I took a real swing for it,
- you know?
- 2754
- 02:00:17,293 --> 02:00:20,843
- And for a while, it was like
- I always thought it would be.
- 2755
- 02:00:20,922 --> 02:00:22,299
- I was one of you.
- 2756
- 02:00:22,382 --> 02:00:24,009
- And it felt good.
- 2757
- 02:00:24,217 --> 02:00:26,561
- People finally saw me like I saw myself
- 2758
- 02:00:26,636 --> 02:00:28,309
- and you can't ask for more than that.
- 2759
- 02:00:29,222 --> 02:00:30,974
- Maybe I did, though.
- 2760
- 02:00:31,182 --> 02:00:34,311
- Maybe it got so I didn't want to
- be "equal to" anymore.
- 2761
- 02:00:34,394 --> 02:00:36,692
- I wanted to be "better than."
- 2762
- 02:00:36,813 --> 02:00:38,907
- And that's a recipe for injury.
- 2763
- 02:00:38,982 --> 02:00:41,076
- That doesn't mean you give up, though.
- 2764
- 02:00:41,151 --> 02:00:44,371
- You rest, you heal and
- you get back on that bench.
- 2765
- 02:00:44,863 --> 02:00:46,740
- Life is going to give me another set.
- 2766
- 02:00:46,823 --> 02:00:48,120
- And I am going to rock it.
- 2767
- 02:00:48,199 --> 02:00:49,826
- Because my name is Daniel Lugo,
- 2768
- 02:00:49,909 --> 02:00:51,911
- and I believe in fitness.
- 2769
- 02:00:52,162 --> 02:00:53,835
- (CAMERA CLICKING)
- 2770
- 02:01:40,794 --> 02:01:42,754
- DANIEL: (VOICE ECHOING)
- That's the American dream.
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