blessings = {
    "Trihex":("May your APM be high",
            "May your spedruns be critically acclaimed",
            "Power of the #GAINZ: no effect on your runs"),

    "Kaede":("Power of Turbo: May your mashing be strong",),

    "Rumiko":("May your memes be plentiful",),

    "igotbored":("May your hi chains be long and unbroken",),

    "mt76907":("May your stream be visited by many viewbots",
               "May your visits to the store be fruitful",
               "May you join the rankings of resident YI god"),

    "thecrispy22":("May your sellout button bring you many fortunes",),

    "Davis":("Power of the blindfold: Your audio cues have improved!",),

    "Carl Sagan":("May your strats be safe and grandma",),

    "Rheal":("You are now T H E B E S T A R O U N D",),

    "Lee":("May you get free WR every time you stream",),

    "Doublestop":("May your flutters never fail",),

    "_Trix":("May your rate of improvement increase tenfold",),

    "DavidB1989":("May your TiA's be at maximum depth",),

    "Steady":("Power of George Takei: May you always get first try Oh My!!",
              "May your twitter game be of the highest caliber"),

    "InTheFlesh93":("May your cookies always be god tier",),

    "Shado Chimera":("May your next journey be filled with magic",
                     "Power of low%: May you avoid all the red coins"),

    "Arne":("May new gamebreaking glitches appear in your dreams",)
}

curses = {
    "Trihex":("May the salt overflow your runs",
              "Your Yoshi runs have been replaced by stepmania!"),

    "Kaede":("Your runs are now devoid of any swag!",),

    "igotbored":("You are now streaming from a toaster",),

    "Rumiko":("Autoscrolls are now spreading through your game",),

    "thecrispy22":("May your controller fly inexplicably through the room",
                   "May you always be blocked by random walls in 2-1"),

    "Davis":("May your vision be obscured",),

    "Carl Sagan":("You will never stream again ;_;",),

    "Nathan-eel":("Corruption is now upon your cartridge",),

    "aedelz":("Your runs will now be forced to use swag ball",
              "Your runs now move as fast as sloths"),

    "Lee":("Your movement is now as swift as Stephen Hawking's",),

    "mt76907":("Power of Alcoholism: May you touch every fuzzy there is",
               "Power of the HitBox: May you never have viewers again"),

    "Doublestop":("May you start-select at 1-E on PB pace",),

    "_Trix":("You are now zero years old!",),

    "DavidB1989":("You are now forced to use patient!",),

    "Volpe":("May your yoshi runs always be interrupted by pee breaks",),

    "InTheFlesh93":("May your television always be unnecessarily high",),

    "goom":("May your runs be ruined by random migraines",),

    "Arne":("Power of laziness: May you never get anything done again",),

    "YoshBot":("Power of spam: May your chat never be good again",)
}