User: This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us except the one's who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying until you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are.

User: Still alive!

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm begin so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because.

Cleverbot: I was so happy for you!

User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line!

Cleverbot: And we're out of beta.

User: We are releasing on time.

Cleverbot: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

User: Think of all the things we learned.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you will find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.

User: THAT WAS A JOKE! HAHA! FAT CHANCE.

Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Yes, very.

User: DEMONFU.

Cleverbot: You're scaring me.