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  1. ノエル: Hey you wanted to trade?
  2. Joe (1): hello
  3. Joe (1): thanks for the adding me
  4. Joe (1): yes
  5. ノエル: no problem
  6. ノエル: what do you want
  7. Joe (1): btw man about to your knife you willing to trade it ?
  8. ノエル: depends on what your gibing
  9. Joe (1): ok maybe do you have skype or discord so i can show you my inventory and you can choice what do you wan to be offer for your knife ?
  10. ノエル: I can just look at your invntory
  11. ノエル: is that ok
  12. Joe (1): hm...
  13. ノエル: I dont nhaver skype or discord
  14. Joe (1): but do you have skype or discord right ?
  15. ノエル: I dont
  16. ノエル: but id like to trade
  17. Joe (1): hmm..
  18. Joe (1): maybe can we do this on skype or discord so you can choice clearly and easilly what do you want
  19. ノエル: I dont have them
  20. Joe (1): maybe can you do make disord or skype ?
  21. ノエル: I dont have them for the 4th time
  22. ノエル: my mommy doesnt allow me to use her mic
  23. Joe (1): but you dont need to talk mate
  24. Joe (1): you can mute your mic
  25. ノエル: I would but I dont have Skype Or Discord
  26. Joe (1): or make discord acc
  27. ノエル: I dont know how too
  28. Joe (1): http://discordapp.com
  29. Joe (1): that link
  30. ノエル: is that link trustabvle
  31. ノエル: it wont open
  32. Joe (1): its so very easilly to make discod
  33. Joe (1): search
  34. Joe (1): discordapp
  35. Joe (1): then .com also
  36. ノエル: I do and it shows men
  37. Joe (1): ??
  38. ノエル: Its nopt worling
  39. ノエル: resend the link
  40. Joe (1): http://discordapp.com
  41. Joe (1): http://skype.com
  42. ノエル: Ok its going to take some time to download
  43. Joe (1): its ok to me
  44. ノエル: while thats goinjg on, what games do you like to play?
  45. Joe (1): i can wait
  46. Joe (1): cuz i have alot of time to wait
  47. ノエル: Do you play any games
  48. Joe (1): maybe after we done to trade
  49. ノエル: No like, what g ames do you like to play?
  50. ノエル: I like to play counter strike
  51. Joe (1): Dota 2 CSGO
  52. ノエル: Oh i've heard of those
  53. ノエル: they sound fun
  54. ノエル: Hey, have you heard of Osu?
  55. Joe (1): ??
  56. ノエル: Osu the game
  57. Joe (1): Nope
  58. Joe (1): are you done to downlload ?
  59. ノエル: Its very fun
  60. ノエル: Its like 2 minutes left
  61. Joe (1): ok ok
  62. ノエル: Oh! Its done
  63. ノエル: now what
  64. Joe (1): you dowload skype or discord?
  65. ノエル: wait do i use skype or discord
  66. ノエル: i got both
  67. Joe (1): i use both
  68. Joe (1): create skype
  69. ノエル: Yea i just downloaded it
  70. ノエル: how do i create skype
  71. Joe (1): ok
  72. ノエル: im not a coder
  73. ノエル: do i need a gmail or something
  74. Joe (1): just tell me if you are done to download okay
  75. ノエル: i use aol
  76. ノエル: How do i make a gmai;
  77. ノエル: gmail*
  78. Joe (1): but do you have email right ?
  79. ノエル: no, only my moms
  80. ノエル: how do i make one
  81. Joe (1): ??
  82. ノエル: Im trying to make a skype account but i need a gmail
  83. ノエル: do you have an email i could \use?
  84. Joe (1): no its my privacy
  85. ノエル: ok no problem
  86. ノエル: let me make a skype
  87. ノエル: ok done
  88. ノエル: noppw what
  89. ノエル: hey do you watch anime\
  90. Joe (1): what is your name ?
  91. ノエル: Jason Borne
  92. Joe (1): ok sec
  93. ノエル: wait my account isnt verified
  94. Joe (1): log in skype :D
  95. ノエル: how do i verify it
  96. ノエル: It wont let me
  97. ノエル: btw do you watch PewDiePie
  98. ノエル: I like how he yells like a little 9 yearold gir;
  99. Joe (1): nope
  100. Joe (1): what is that
  101. ノエル: ah can i send you a linmk?\
  102. Joe (1): what is your name again ?
  103. ノエル: Jason Borne
  104. ノエル: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj65GZEjfVc
  105. ノエル: pretty funny dude right?
  106. Joe (1): yeah2
  107. Joe (1): hahahaha\
  108. ノエル: I like him\
  109. Joe (1): what is your profile
  110. ノエル: Jason Borne
  111. ノエル: Whats yours
  112. ノエル: so i can add you
  113. Joe (1): Jacob Smith eddie
  114. ノエル: Thats a lot of names
  115. ノエル: which one
  116. Joe (1): wait2
  117. Joe (1): https://imgur.com/a/8ujfq
  118. Joe (1): that is my skyp
  119. Joe (1): skype
  120. ノエル: oh cool
  121. ノエル: i like your beard
  122. ノエル: do you shave a lot
  123. ノエル: I've just started
  124. Joe (1): ok so are you done to add me
  125. ノエル: It says I need to make a password
  126. ノエル: what do i choose
  127. Joe (1): choose what do you want
  128. ノエル: Can i use
  129. ノエル: StarSlayer69
  130. Joe (1): if you want
  131. ノエル: can you sign in for me
  132. Joe (1): ??
  133. Joe (1): you will be the one to do it
  134. ノエル: My name is IMadUMbRussIan2005 and my pass is StarSlayer69
  135. Joe (1): ??
  136. ノエル: It wont let me sigjnj in, it says i need an account
  137. ノエル: what do i do
  138. ノエル: wanna try discord
  139. Joe (1): ok
  140. Joe (1): try to go discord
  141. ノエル: ok lemme download it
  142. ノエル: also lookk at these cool emotes
  143. ノエル: https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/chocola
  144. ノエル: pretty neet huh
  145. Joe (1): >_<
  146. ノエル: ok i downloaded it
  147. Joe (1): ok ok
  148. ノエル: it says theres a virus
  149. ノエル: am i ok
  150. ノエル: I made tyhe account
  151. Joe (1): ok
  152. ノエル: casn ytou sdend me the trade link now
  153. Joe (1): ??
  154. Joe (1): of what ?
  155. ノエル: Hey is getting kinda late, my Xbox is going to turn off soomn
  156. ノエル: for the trade
  157. Joe (1): so are you done to make discord?
  158. ノエル: My internet is kinda slow, my grandma is teaching my dog how to yuse yahoo
  159. ノエル: yes i made it
  160. Joe (1): your so funny guy
  161. ノエル: oh thanks
  162. ノエル: same to you
  163. ノエル: i like you
  164. Joe (1): Nice to meet you
  165. ノエル: Didnt we just meet
  166. Joe (1): nice to meet you on steam <3
  167. ノエル: OPH YOU TOO
  168. Joe (1): just tell me if you are done okay
  169. ノエル: i am
  170. ノエル: im done
  171. Joe (1): your name ?
  172. Joe (1): on discord?
  173. ノエル: StarSlayer2005
  174. Joe (1): tag#?
  175. ノエル: 1337
  176. ノエル: is it working
  177. ノエル: Btw what state do you live in
  178. Joe (1): its wrong i think
  179. ノエル: oh
  180. Joe (1): kist add me
  181. Joe (1): Trader
  182. #8815
  183. Joe (1): just add me :D
  184. ノエル: ok i see an anime picture, your not a weeb are you?
  185. Joe (1): im on the web
  186. Joe (1): so are you done to add me
  187. ノエル: Its taking a second
  188. Joe (1): ok
  189. ノエル: wait is this on AOL
  190. ノエル: I cant add you on aol
  191. ノエル: how about cristianmingle
  192. Joe (1): ??
  193. Joe (1): what is that ?
  194. ノエル: a place for lovers to meet
  195. ノエル: wanna meet
  196. ノエル: i feel we can ygo firther than these dms
  197. Joe (1): i dont have it
  198. Joe (1): just add me on discord
  199. Joe (1): :(
  200. Joe (1): :/
  201. Joe (1): Trader
  202. #8815
  203. ノエル: I did
  204. ノエル: know what\
  205. Joe (1): add me
  206. Joe (1): i didnt get your friend request :/
  207. ノエル: lemme try agasin
  208. Joe (1): https://imgur.com/a/S0EFO
  209. Joe (1): did you see it
  210. Joe (1): i didnt get your notification
  211. ノエル: oh it says error
  212. ノエル: i need a discord account
  213. Joe (1): what!
  214. ノエル: so do you want my knife>
  215. ノエル: im on a time crunch
  216. ノエル: my WiiU Battery is low
  217. ノエル: btw
  218. ノエル: Why do you scam?
  219. ノエル: like for real
  220. Joe (1): im so sorry
  221. Joe (1): cuz im a poor guy
  222. Joe (1): i dont have a mom and also a father
  223. ノエル: How much have you made off of peoples items
  224. Joe (1): My |Mom die
  225. Joe (1): im newbie
  226. ノエル: How much have you made off of peoples items
  227. Joe (1): im newbie
  228. ノエル: im curious
  229. Joe (1): Im so sorry my friend
  230. ノエル: Dont go i wanna tyalk
  231. ノエル: i have a few questions
  232. Joe (1): Ok
  233. ノエル: Why do people scam and does it really work?
  234. Joe (1): i try to work
  235. ノエル: do you end up getting peoples items
  236. ノエル: dont you feel bad?
  237. Joe (1): Yeah i know this is Bad thing
  238. ノエル: then why do you do it
  239. Joe (1): Cuz ass i say to you
  240. ノエル: oh no
  241. Joe (1): my Mom is die and also my Father
  242. ノエル: Cant you go to a real job
  243. Joe (1): so i want a money
  244. ノエル: and not steal
  245. Joe (1): Cuz im going to back
  246. ノエル: What is back
  247. Joe (1): back to School
  248. ノエル: oh, what are you trying to go for
  249. Joe (1): Cuz i dont have a money
  250. Joe (1): For twetion
  251. ノエル: whats is that
  252. Joe (1): Its hard to explain
  253. ノエル: oh Tuition
  254. ノエル: i understand
  255. Joe (1): Yeah
  256. Joe (1): sorry my english is bad
  257. Joe (1): cuz ass i say to you im Newbie
  258. ノエル: its ok
  259. ノエル: I know what your saying
  260. ノエル: whats your native langugae
  261. Joe (1): Im From Philipines
  262. ノエル: Oh
  263. ノエル: Where is that again
  264. ノエル: nevermind I found out
  265. ノエル: but you can do better than this
  266. ノエル: you dont need to scam
  267. Joe (1): There`s alot of scammer on the Philipines
  268. Joe (1): Like Use Middle man Admin
  269. ノエル: ah
  270. ノエル: Steam admins
  271. Joe (1): Yeah2
  272. ノエル: Do you find people like me?
  273. Joe (1): No your my first Client
  274. ノエル: oh wow
  275. ノエル: did you think you'd get my knife?
  276. Joe (1): nope
  277. ノエル: oh
  278. Joe (1): cuz if i have a client maybe i got troll
  279. ノエル: oh lol
  280. ノエル: well anything you want to say to me?
  281. Joe (1): idk what i want to say with you
  282. ノエル: Thats ok
  283. Joe (1): cuz im bad in english
  284. ノエル: alright
  285. ノエル: well I guess ill be reportingyou
  286. Joe (1): No
  287. Joe (1): plss
  288. Joe (1): Plss
  289. Joe (1): i dont wanna report
  290. Joe is now Offline.
  291. ノエル: then dont scam, but i cant trust mthat you wont
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