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  1. Sep 30 20:17:40 <zoofarrator> roll initiative.
  2. Sep 30 20:17:43 <zoofarrator> naw just kidding
  3. Sep 30 20:18:22 <zoofarrator> Alright - last time we left on the tail end of you guys experiencing a rather weird as shit alien encounter and heading back to your hotel. Where do you want to pick up off? That evening still, or the following day?
  4. Sep 30 20:18:53 <Chase> Wwwhatever's more convenient.
  5. Sep 30 20:19:26 <Saryx> Post-Margarita Time, I'd say.
  6. Sep 30 20:19:57 <zoofarrator> Well it's not a matter of convienence, it's just what you guys intended.
  7. Sep 30 20:20:12 <zoofarrator> Did you immediately want to speak with the guys at the frontier or save it to the following morning?
  8. Sep 30 20:20:19 <Chase> It's probably kind of late, maybe in the morning?
  9. Sep 30 20:21:25 <Rosetta> Let's be honest. We had margarita time, so we probably left the guys a message and told them to get us in the morning.
  10. Sep 30 20:21:32 <zoofarrator> We'll start off this morning, then! Warm day and all as usual. Not terribly unlike how yesterday began. As for your plans on how to address and tackle this situation, well, maybe this morning called for more than just breakfast and breakfast cant.
  11. Sep 30 20:21:40 <zoofarrator> Hopefully you guys aren't (too) hung over.
  12. Sep 30 20:22:57 <Chase> Meeting the brains over breakfast sounds nice.
  13. Sep 30 20:23:19 <Genevieve> Of course. Gen isn't even a little hung over.
  14. Sep 30 20:24:02 »» Rosetta probably wakes up in her room amidst late night drunken orders of funnel cake and some margarita glasses. How is Minuetta doing? seeing as she got invited to the drunken festivities by Rosetta.
  15. Sep 30 20:25:18 <zoofarrator> Alright. The trio meet you guys for Breakfast. Trice seems to favor a rather large serving of pancakes, Jeramiah has gotten an omelette and oatmeal, and Thomas looks exhausted and is pounding a Red Tauros down to start the morning.
  16. Sep 30 20:25:37 <zoofarrator> Minuetta still looks a bit buzzed the next morning.
  17. Sep 30 20:26:12 <zoofarrator> Thomas: "So what the hell was that note about? Someone mentioned bidoofs. God I hate bidoofs."
  18. Sep 30 20:26:50 »» Rosetta hops into the shower and does all that morning stuff. She makes sure to watch over Minuetta carefully. "Heya. You doin' alright?"
  19. Sep 30 20:27:26 <Genevieve> "Bidoofs from space."
  20. Sep 30 20:27:36 »» Chase has stacked up a plate of bacon and fried eggs.
  21. Sep 30 20:27:41 <Chase> "Let's start from the beginning."
  22. Sep 30 20:27:54 <Chase> "You all've heard about the farms having trouble lately, right?"
  23. Sep 30 20:27:57 <Saryx> Saryx totally had one too many last night. He's the one who fucking saw the Bidooves getting armored up Voltron-style, and totally thought enough alcohol in his system would make him unsee it. He was both wrong and suffering a bit for it. Head hanging and pounding a bit as he holds it up with one hand. "Yeah, Thomas... Bidooves... From outer space... In mech suits."
  24. Sep 30 20:28:10 <zoofarrator> Minuetta <It simply takes my body longer to process alcohol than yours does.>
  25. Sep 30 20:28:32 <Saryx> He's just taking the occasional sip at a small cup of coffee for now.
  26. Sep 30 20:28:34 <Chase> "Well, we decided to stake out the farm to see what we could figure out."
  27. Sep 30 20:28:50 <zoofarrator> Thomas: "...Okay that's sorta badass. For a bidoof." Jeramiah baps him: "Go on."
  28. Sep 30 20:30:07 <Chase> "We found impressions on the ground, and later that night? Fucking aliens descending from a beam of light. And Alice's dad, Husk, was with them. Four dudes, about four feet tall, in power armor. They met this old black lady there, looks like a sweet grandma, but her aura was tinted dark, pretty goddamn sinister in fact. Saryx uses his powers to try and take a peek on what we
  29. Sep 30 20:30:08 <Chase> thought were robots, and he sees bidoofs. This is not bullshit."
  30. Sep 30 20:31:37 »» Rosetta gives Minuetta a sympathetic hug, then turns her attention to a big plate of fruit...and some funnel cake on the side.
  31. Sep 30 20:32:09 <Rosetta> "Minuetta, you uh, sober enough to explain to them that whole bit about the Banisher and how we're about to see some sorta alien invasion or somethin?"
  32. Sep 30 20:32:13 <Chase> "They basically discussed Alice being in the area, and then the lady led the armored 'doofs off to the museum - Rose trailed them."
  33. Sep 30 20:32:17 <Chase> "And yeah, Minuetta knows more."
  34. Sep 30 20:32:47 <Chase> "Apparently they're using the history museum to hide the suits while the doofs act as spies."
  35. Sep 30 20:33:02 <Chase> "That's what I got out of it at least."
  36. Sep 30 20:33:06 <Saryx> "... Does it make it any worse that they can talk, too? Like, 'speak our language without projecting their aura or using telepathy' talking?"
  37. Sep 30 20:33:10 <zoofarrator> These three don't seem terribly surprised by any of this. Though Minuetta nods and adds some context as well, repeating much of what I shared with you last week. About the entities, the Banisher, the fact the ship she was on got shot down...
  38. Sep 30 20:33:51 <Chase> "Things are adding up, but I feel like I know less about this than i did before."
  39. Sep 30 20:34:13 <zoofarrator> Once all is said and done there's a bit of silence before Jeramiah speaks up again. "The museum? Old lady? That's gotta be the curator there...what was her name again?"
  40. Sep 30 20:34:56 <zoofarrator> Beatrice nods. "Miss Monette, I think."
  41. Sep 30 20:36:15 <zoofarrator> Thomas: "You sure you weren't just hearing their thoughts with whatever weird ass psychic powers you used to get the insight that these dudes were doofer troopers?" he asks Saryx in particular.
  42. Sep 30 20:36:27 <Chase> "Monette, huh? Anything you can tell us?"
  43. Sep 30 20:37:22 <Rosetta> "They're bipedal bidoof in space marine suits. Don'tcha think the detail of whether they normal people talk or do some sorta mind talk is kinda irrelevant?"
  44. Sep 30 20:39:21 <zoofarrator> Beatrice: "I dunno. She seemed alright when we took a quick tour of the place. The whole haunted rumor is probably around her though. She doesn't seem to like kids very much."
  45. Sep 30 20:41:04 <zoofarrator> Jeramiah adds. "The exhibits use a lot of resin models and animatronics, which probably doesn't help that whole rumor."
  46. Sep 30 20:42:28 <zoofarrator> Thomas: "These two are wack. It's creepy as shit."
  47. Sep 30 20:43:11 <Saryx> Saryx gives a nod to the affirmative, that yes those goddamned Bidooves were speaking proper Visiwan. "So, the museum's filled up with all sorts of wax dolls and robots that move all lifelike? ... Sounds like those Bidooves really would be fitting right in with those spacesuits of theirs."
  48. Sep 30 20:43:23 »» Rosetta leans back and takes a bite out of an apple, chewing thoughtfully.
  49. Sep 30 20:43:24 <Genevieve> "So, we'll just go investigate."
  50. Sep 30 20:43:47 <Rosetta> "Sounds like if we go in, we'll have to keep a close eye out for what's an exhibit and what's just disguised as one that might be acting as a sentry or trap."
  51. Sep 30 20:43:52 <Genevieve> "But with Alice getting intergalactic attention, we might need to rethink the containment plan."
  52. Sep 30 20:44:09 <zoofarrator> Thomas adds. "Why the hell is that old bag of bones harboring aliens anyway? Specially this sort. Something's fuckin' weird here."
  53. Sep 30 20:45:27 <Saryx> Saryx looks up at Thomas with a 'u srs m8?' kind of look. "Everything's fucking weird here, Thomas!"
  54. Sep 30 20:46:01 <zoofarrator> Beatrice chimes in on that note. "Doesn't help that there's a gym leader ranking thing going on this week. Sort of a publicity thing. Having them, or the reps they send, do a round robin to see whose the toughest."
  55. Sep 30 20:46:02 <Saryx> And then he suffers backlash from being too loud for his hungover self.
  56. Sep 30 20:47:08 <Chase> "Hm."
  57. Sep 30 20:47:31 <zoofarrator> "Having a spot light on her might benefit us as well, but what did you have in mind?" Jeramiah asks.
  58. Sep 30 20:48:06 <Genevieve> "I don't know yet. If we can find a way to accelerate the awakening somehow, I think that'd be the best plan."
  59. Sep 30 20:48:31 <Genevieve> "The sooner she's not full time on this plane, the less danger she's in."
  60. Sep 30 20:49:01 <Chase> "I really... dunno. I'd personally like to know more about this whole situation. I'm afraid of getting too balls deep in this without knowing what we're contending with."
  61. Sep 30 20:49:50 <Genevieve> "I think we might be passed that point."
  62. Sep 30 20:50:01 <Chase> "As far as Alice goes... I really want to look into a way of helping restore her soul or whatever her injury seems to be. That's both good for her AND for Shiva, since Shiva wouldn't have to focus so much on keeping her alive, yeah?"
  63. Sep 30 20:50:01 <Rosetta> "If we're actually dealin' with some sorta alien invasion, this is probably gonna go international, isn't it?"
  64. Sep 30 20:50:04 <Rosetta> "Do we have some sorta plan for that?"
  65. Sep 30 20:51:27 <zoofarrator> Thomas seems to have a cheeky remark about that, but instead says something helpful. "Think of it this way. They just need one of em to off, right? And with her here she's probably less a favorable target than that Weavile whose off in the middle of Bondye knows where at the moment." As for that question...
  66. Sep 30 20:52:07 <Chase> "Yeah... Yaretzi can find the Flayed One and I promised to help her look for him."
  67. Sep 30 20:52:30 <Genevieve> "Unless someone can reach Bondye, our only lead on the soul situation is your family's pocket Satan, yeah?" to Trice.
  68. Sep 30 20:52:46 <zoofarrator> Jeramiah reaches down and brings out a binder. "Well, our first plan was going to be, in an emergancy, dragging her into the Reverse World. We could get to one of the gates to it fairly quickly if need be."
  69. Sep 30 20:53:09 <zoofarrator> Beatrice: "Yeah, about that. That plan's out the window given what Saryx informed me of this morning."
  70. Sep 30 20:53:25 <Rosetta> "That sounds kinda nuts."
  71. Sep 30 20:53:26 <Genevieve> "Which is what?"
  72. Sep 30 20:54:23 <zoofarrator> She looks at Saryx expectantly. The other two brains seem a bit confused by this themselves, and Jeramiah shuffles through the binder in the mean time.
  73. Sep 30 20:54:24 <Saryx> "From what Beatrice said... I'm guessing she means Kal'fu's home. Problem is, though, Dandyman's gone and chased him out."
  74. Sep 30 20:54:34 <Chase> "Oh god fuck."
  75. Sep 30 20:55:00 »» Genevieve looks to Chase. "I think we should probably table the Alice-soul strategy for now, then."
  76. Sep 30 20:55:49 <Genevieve> "Let's look into the museum today and see what we can find out. After that, I think we can trust the Brains to at least get Shiva out of here in a worst case scenario, so we can focus on finding Flayed. Agreed?"
  77. Sep 30 20:56:08 <zoofarrator> "Plans two and three were Tyr and Heimdall, but both of them are awnry mother fuckers. That stupid demon lizard's a cunt, but he's at least managable."
  78. Sep 30 20:56:18 <Chase> "Never a dull moment."
  79. Sep 30 20:56:51 <Rosetta> "Alright, so we go into the museum today. We have any assurances against this being some sorta trap-laden funhouse thing with all the animatronics there?"
  80. Sep 30 20:57:27 <Genevieve> "Of course not."
  81. Sep 30 20:57:33 <Rosetta> "If we're trying to be sneaky about it, I can manage I think, but with all of us we're gonna set off something."
  82. Sep 30 20:57:43 <zoofarrator> Jeramiah: "Failing that we had a plethora of plans involving a rather odd Rotom we borrowed from a friend...that rocket powered broomstick...just trying to shove her into a masterball...a cursed tapestry from another friend..."
  83. Sep 30 20:57:48 <zoofarrator> "Oh, and the fish bowl."
  84. Sep 30 20:57:57 <Chase> "Rocket powered what."
  85. Sep 30 20:58:05 <zoofarrator> Breatrice. "Rocket powered broomstick."
  86. Sep 30 20:58:22 <Chase> "Another alchemy experiment?"
  87. Sep 30 20:58:31 <Chase> "Or do they actually make those."
  88. Sep 30 20:58:46 <Chase> "cuz if it's the latter witches have stepped up their game, man."
  89. Sep 30 20:58:46 <Rosetta> "A fish bowl."
  90. Sep 30 20:58:55 <zoofarrator> Thomas: "Naw it's full crazy bat shit science."
  91. Sep 30 20:59:03 <zoofarrator> Jeramiah: "Yes. a fish bowl."
  92. Sep 30 20:59:08 <Chase> "Anyway, Alice, the Flayed One, and Bidoofs from Outer Space. Three big issues here."
  93. Sep 30 20:59:10 <Genevieve> "I'm not sure how much stealth is going to help us out. Would be easier to just cut the power."
  94. Sep 30 20:59:30 <Rosetta> "Backup generators are a thing though."
  95. Sep 30 20:59:36 <Chase> "Couldn't we just get in on the pretense of helping out with the haunting problem?"
  96. Sep 30 20:59:52 <Chase> "Or is that a no."
  97. Sep 30 21:00:01 <zoofarrator> Beatrice: "Point is we had a lot of plans just in case something went wrong. But yes, the museum..."
  98. Sep 30 21:00:25 <Chase> Chase nods. "Yeah, she's in good hands with y'all."
  99. Sep 30 21:01:05 <Genevieve> "Sure."
  100. Sep 30 21:02:15 <zoofarrator> Thomas: "You guys practically caught grandma with her evil britches down. Don't see much point in anglin' myself."
  101. Sep 30 21:02:44 <zoofarrator> "Most the stuff in there would be caput with the power out, yeah."
  102. Sep 30 21:03:06 <Chase> "Big damn hero approach?"
  103. Sep 30 21:03:26 <Chase> "Eh, works for me, I just don't want to accidentally bring down legions of ships from space on the city or something."
  104. Sep 30 21:03:32 <Saryx> "So... You think we should just break in at night, kill the power and beat down the Bidooves?"
  105. Sep 30 21:03:33 <Chase> "Our luck is pretty goddamn terrible with this stuff."
  106. Sep 30 21:03:53 <Rosetta> "We could just burn the place down if we're throwing subtlety out the window."
  107. Sep 30 21:04:02 <Genevieve> "The Bidooves seem secondary to Monette, but yes."
  108. Sep 30 21:04:24 <Chase> "Well, I'd rather not have to explain burning a museum down."
  109. Sep 30 21:04:32 <zoofarrator> Beatrice adds something. "Most the haunted rumors started after people heard what sounded like a Pokemon screaming there one night. Rest was urban legend, far as I can tell. The youth in the town don't seem to trust that lady and claim she'll kidnap them and lock them in an iron maiden or something."
  110. Sep 30 21:04:35 <Rosetta> "'Because aliens'"
  111. Sep 30 21:04:52 <Chase> "There might be valuable things in there, too."
  112. Sep 30 21:05:00 <Chase> "Like some clue what the fuck they're doing."
  113. Sep 30 21:05:14 <Chase> "So I'm not really on board with burning the place down."
  114. Sep 30 21:05:38 <zoofarrator> "People say the resin statues eyes follow you. Don't think any of us noticed that." The three of them nod.
  115. Sep 30 21:05:49 <Chase> "Greaat."
  116. Sep 30 21:06:27 <Chase> "Anyway, I'm with Gen on this one. We cut the power and storm them."
  117. Sep 30 21:07:10 <zoofarrator> "I dunno, I think Peyote would understand why we burnt his evil witch house to the ground if that's the way it we-" bap. Jeramiah cuts him off.
  118. Sep 30 21:07:21 <Rosetta> "Alrighty. Just a warning though, if we're bustin down the door all obvious and shit, I'm gonna have Anima with me and that means there's gonna be fire."
  119. Sep 30 21:07:27 »» Genevieve taps her chin. "We should send Rhasa a message, figure out what we can expect her husband to be capable of."
  120. Sep 30 21:08:11 <Genevieve> "There's a fire department. A little accidental fire isn't going to ruin the whole plan."
  121. Sep 30 21:08:30 <zoofarrator> Jeramiah nods. "Was about to recommend that. Could go with a fire for a cover for the raid."
  122. Sep 30 21:08:49 <zoofarrator> "You're explorers, the local peacekeepers wouldn't even question it."
  123. Sep 30 21:08:57 <Rosetta> "Minuetta, you want along on this one too, yeah?"
  124. Sep 30 21:08:59 <zoofarrator> "Only problem is you'd need to make it convincing after the fact, I think."
  125. Sep 30 21:09:43 <zoofarrator> "Finding a spot within the museum that would be believable for this - there's that one section I guess..."
  126. Sep 30 21:10:01 <zoofarrator> Beatrice: "The space one? Orrrr the one with the electric bonfire thing?"
  127. Sep 30 21:10:34 »» Chase taps his chin, thinking.
  128. Sep 30 21:10:44 <zoofarrator> Thomas shudders. "Fuck that second one. Fuckin' Firefoots."
  129. Sep 30 21:11:01 <zoofarrator> Minuetta nods. <I would be most grateful to assist in this.>
  130. Sep 30 21:11:08 <Chase> "We're likely looking in the space exhibit anyhow."
  131. Sep 30 21:11:13 <Genevieve> "The space exhibit is probably the best place to hide evidence in plain sight."
  132. Sep 30 21:12:32 <Rosetta> "If we need to make a convincing fire, I could have Fugue jump in one of the animatronics and make it look like there was some sorta power surge that started a fire."
  133. Sep 30 21:12:37 <Chase> "So back up, this is probably irrelevant but what's the place got to do with Peyote?"
  134. Sep 30 21:12:52 <Saryx> "Yeah, the whole lot of 'em are already in giant spacesuits. Worst anyone would think is why they didn't make an announcement about the new exhibit."
  135. Sep 30 21:14:03 <zoofarrator> Beatrice: "Well, he's the league president, you know? He's got his hands in the Explorer's Guild as well, and the museum's got some sentimental value to him I think."
  136. Sep 30 21:14:19 <zoofarrator> "You'd have to call and ask him. I just know he's fond of it."
  137. Sep 30 21:16:06 <Chase> "Fair 'nuff."
  138. Sep 30 21:17:33 <Chase> "Okay, so... somewhere along the line we're cutting the power, starting a fire with the power off, and trying to make it not look like deliberate arson while we desperately try and flail around looking for -things-. What's our objective here, people?"
  139. Sep 30 21:17:48 <Chase> "The suits? The bidooves themselves? Monette? Clues? What."
  140. Sep 30 21:17:58 »» Chase looks to the other Braves.
  141. Sep 30 21:18:53 <Genevieve> "We don't need a fire if things go well. Capturing Monette is top priority, then the Bidooves, then anything else."
  142. Sep 30 21:19:27 <zoofarrator> Beatrice: "I already got my Ghosts patroling for bidooves around the park. If any of them snuck in, they are good as dead. So there's that at least."
  143. Sep 30 21:19:29 <Rosetta> "That sounds 'bout right."
  144. Sep 30 21:20:06 <zoofarrator> Roll perception, by the way, guys
  145. Sep 30 21:20:13 <Chase> 2d6-2
  146. Sep 30 21:20:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 2d6-2: 1 [2d6=1,2]
  147. Sep 30 21:20:15 <Genevieve> 2d6+3
  148. Sep 30 21:20:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 2d6+3: 7 [2d6=2,2]
  149. Sep 30 21:20:26 <Rosetta> 3d6+1
  150. Sep 30 21:20:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d6+1: 13 [3d6=5,6,1]
  151. Sep 30 21:20:28 <Saryx> 4d6+1
  152. Sep 30 21:20:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 4d6+1: 15 [4d6=5,3,1,5]
  153. Sep 30 21:21:48 <zoofarrator> None of you notice Shedinjask watching you eat.
  154. Sep 30 21:23:11 »» Chase noms his bacon and eggs, nodding at Beato. "Arright, then I guess that's settled. Do we have a floor plan of the place?"
  155. Sep 30 21:23:24 <Chase> "You are here signs inside?"
  156. Sep 30 21:25:05 <zoofarrator> Jeramiah. "It's fairly linear, going from when the Imperials first landed on the isles until the space section."
  157. Sep 30 21:25:21 <zoofarrator> "You could just make a left and be at it."
  158. Sep 30 21:27:36 <Chase> "Got it, thanks."
  159. Sep 30 21:28:42 <Chase> "If we got after the power, we probably want to make it look like there was a power surge, throw the breakers, maybe... "
  160. Sep 30 21:29:15 <Chase> "Eh, we'll see what's feasible when we get there I guess."
  161. Sep 30 21:29:18 <Genevieve> "I think we can do that."
  162. Sep 30 21:29:56 <Chase> He nods.
  163. Sep 30 21:30:57 <Chase> "Let's get to this, then... we're probably gonna have to cut our little break a bit shorter than I had hoped. No rest for the weary..."
  164. Sep 30 21:31:15 <Chase> "Thanks for the help with this, guys." he says to the Brains.
  165. Sep 30 21:31:32 <zoofarrator> Beatrice: "In the mean time I'm still working on a counter measure to those blades I made and these two will be keeping an eye on our little rock goddess."
  166. Sep 30 21:31:56 <Genevieve> "Sounds good."
  167. Sep 30 21:31:57 <Chase> "What kind of countermeasure CAN be made to something that can cut aura? An aura-reinforcing armor?"
  168. Sep 30 21:32:19 <Rosetta> "Alright, lemme grab my pokemon from the center. We're pretty much aiming for big guns here, right?"
  169. Sep 30 21:33:05 <zoofarrator> "It's basically a poison. I won't bore you with the specifics. All I can say is at some point I need to get over to Shiverwing to see if the guy I sold the originals to still has one."
  170. Sep 30 21:33:21 <Chase> He nods. "Arright, got it. Good luck with that."
  171. Sep 30 21:33:33 <Chase> "Probably, Rose."
  172. Sep 30 21:33:43 <Genevieve> "See, Trice knows how to approach problems." She gets up to get ready to go.
  173. Sep 30 21:35:35 »» Rosetta hops up and heads for the Pokemon Center. Anima, Glissani, Dolore, Zodiac, Minuetta, Fugue.
  174. Sep 30 21:38:32 »» Chase gets ready to go, too.
  175. Sep 30 21:39:40 <zoofarrator> Sounds good - the brains as well get up and start getting to work on their various assignments for now.
  176. Sep 30 21:39:56 <zoofarrator> Once you guys are all prepped and ready, it's pretty much no time at all to reach this museum
  177. Sep 30 21:42:07 <Genevieve> "So, power."
  178. Sep 30 21:42:14 <zoofarrator> It's a rather quaint building with a victorian air about it - you imagine it was once a grand estate turned into a public attraction with time, and is rather well maintained.
  179. Sep 30 21:42:23 <Genevieve> "Or do you just want to strong arm this?"
  180. Sep 30 21:42:44 <Rosetta> "I brought Fugue along to handle the power dealie." Rosetta lets out the zappy lampent.
  181. Sep 30 21:42:44 <zoofarrator> You can clearly see the power lines running to it if that is your attack of choice.
  182. Sep 30 21:43:07 <Chase> "First off, see any security cameras?"
  183. Sep 30 21:43:41 <Chase> "I'd rather hit the power first."
  184. Sep 30 21:44:24 <Chase> "Not the lines directly, a severed power line is going to look pretty suspicious..."
  185. Sep 30 21:45:02 <Rosetta> "Fugue, go and cause a power surge or somethin', will ya?" Rosetta points toward the power lines.
  186. Sep 30 21:45:24 <Chase> "Gen, you're the tech expert, you can figure this out, right?"
  187. Sep 30 21:45:29 <zoofarrator> There's some stationary cameras around but it's sort of hard to detect a Rotom with that sorta thing.
  188. Sep 30 21:45:38 <Rosetta> "Something frying the wires from the inside out is gonna seem pretty natural, yeah?"
  189. Sep 30 21:46:02 <Genevieve> "The easiest way would be to just get to the fusebox."
  190. Sep 30 21:46:13 <Genevieve> 4d6+3 which is where on a building like this
  191. Sep 30 21:46:32 <zoofarrator> Fugue gives a quick nod but hovers around to wait till you guys finish discussing this to hop on in.
  192. Sep 30 21:46:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, which is where on a building like this: 18 [4d6=5,5,1,4]
  193. Sep 30 21:47:12 <zoofarrator> You'd imagine if this is a rennovated estate it's likely to be in what once was a closet and now a supply or prop room.
  194. Sep 30 21:47:26 <zoofarrator> Something behind an EMPLOYEES ONLY door, at least.
  195. Sep 30 21:48:17 »» Genevieve turns to Fugue. "Can you follow the line into the fuse box and burst a few of them? You should be able to pop back out of it somewhere secluded."
  196. Sep 30 21:48:51 <zoofarrator> Fugue gives another affirmative nod and gets to work, zapping into the power line.
  197. Sep 30 21:49:09 <zoofarrator> After about a minute, roll Perception
  198. Sep 30 21:49:14 <Rosetta> 3d6+1
  199. Sep 30 21:49:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d6+1: 15 [3d6=6,3,5]
  200. Sep 30 21:49:16 <Chase> 2d6-2
  201. Sep 30 21:49:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 2d6-2: 4 [2d6=4,2]
  202. Sep 30 21:49:22 <Genevieve> 2d6+3
  203. Sep 30 21:49:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 2d6+3: 11 [2d6=2,6]
  204. Sep 30 21:49:51 <zoofarrator> Rosetta and Genevieve can clearly see the beeping red lights on a security camera cease beeping.
  205. Sep 30 21:50:05 <Rosetta> "Shiny."
  206. Sep 30 21:50:07 <Genevieve> "Time to rock."
  207. Sep 30 21:50:11 <Chase> "That it? Let's move."
  208. Sep 30 21:50:31 »» Chase looks back to see if Saryx is still with them.
  209. Sep 30 21:51:22 <Saryx> He is. Botherer just had a combination of being "You're too slooow~" 'd before followed up by an ADDerp moment, apologies.
  210. Sep 30 21:52:43 <zoofarrator> Front door is just a simple wooden double doors - unlocked of course.
  211. Sep 30 21:53:14 »» Genevieve heads on in.
  212. Sep 30 21:54:35 »» Chase moseys
  213. Sep 30 21:55:03 »» Rosetta clutches Anima's Pokeball in her hand and strolls on in, stepping lightly and pulling her darkvision goggles down over her eyes.
  214. Sep 30 21:55:11 <zoofarrator> Inside you find a simple reception area - a desk in a foyer. It's dark in here now, being as the lights just got taken out. No one's out front at the moment.
  215. Sep 30 21:55:38 <zoofarrator> There's a sign that clearly marks the start of the exhibit is through a path to your right, and the exit to its loop is on your left.
  216. Sep 30 21:55:58 »» Genevieve heads over to the left, pointing.
  217. Sep 30 21:56:11 <Rosetta> "If we go through the exit, that'll take us straight to the space bit, yeah?" Rosetta whispers.
  218. Sep 30 21:56:25 <Chase> "Anyone got a flashlight?"
  219. Sep 30 21:56:46 »» Rosetta taps her goggles and shrugs.
  220. Sep 30 21:56:50 »» Chase turns his auravision on and quietly moves to the left.
  221. Sep 30 21:56:55 »» Chase keeps behind Rosetta
  222. Sep 30 21:57:41 <Saryx> Saryx follows along as well, though he pops out his cell phone and, after setting it to silent, starts using that as an additional (albeit shitty) light source.
  223. Sep 30 21:58:07 <zoofarrator> You guys move through to the last exhibit, which is indeed a sort of speculative 'What does the future hold?' theme.
  224. Sep 30 21:58:48 <Saryx> "Razor, can you pop out Dolore? In the dark, he should be able to catch anyone walking around well before they catch us or him."
  225. Sep 30 21:59:20 <Saryx> "And I can have him on relay to monitor things for us."
  226. Sep 30 21:59:20 <zoofarrator> It's a dark, open room with star-like lights on the ceiling. There's a few space suits, and a model space shuttle, and speculatory moon bases along one wall
  227. Sep 30 21:59:53 <zoofarrator> On the other you see a bunch of futuristic layouts, with computers and such, currently down for the count. Like a launch station of sorts. There's a few resin models of scientists at work.
  228. Sep 30 21:59:55 <Rosetta> "...'kay." Rosetta takes a second to process that as she is still getting used to Saryx not being afraid of ghosts. Out comes Dolore.
  229. Sep 30 22:00:01 <zoofarrator> These things...do look rather creepy in the dark.
  230. Sep 30 22:00:06 <zoofarrator> Roll perception, by the way.
  231. Sep 30 22:00:17 <Chase> 2d6-2
  232. Sep 30 22:00:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 2d6-2: 7 [2d6=3,6]
  233. Sep 30 22:00:19 <Genevieve> 2d6+3
  234. Sep 30 22:00:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 2d6+3: 12 [2d6=6,3]
  235. Sep 30 22:00:21 <Saryx> 4d6+1
  236. Sep 30 22:00:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 4d6+1: 15 [4d6=6,2,5,1]
  237. Sep 30 22:00:28 <Rosetta> 3d6+1
  238. Sep 30 22:00:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d6+1: 10 [3d6=3,4,2]
  239. Sep 30 22:00:50 <zoofarrator> Funny, that hiding things in plain sight comment.
  240. Sep 30 22:01:01 <zoofarrator> Saryx and Genevieve, you notice something on this launch station side of the room
  241. Sep 30 22:01:24 <Saryx> "Dolore, you ready to be our eyes and ears for us again?" He asks as he takes a moment to focus and get himself in sync with Dolore. Channeling activated!
  242. Sep 30 22:01:45 <zoofarrator> On one of the computer terminals, is sitting a flash drive. Same model as the one you've seen every now and then. Funny, it's been a while since you've seen one of these, and it's rather out in the open in a manner that no one would question it as a prop.
  243. Sep 30 22:02:11 <zoofarrator> Given your last exchange with Dolore he's sorta uneasy about this, but fades into the shadows and watches.
  244. Sep 30 22:02:29 »» Genevieve walks over to the computer and picks up the flash drive. "Guess who."
  245. Sep 30 22:02:43 <Rosetta> "God damn Corbin."
  246. Sep 30 22:03:06 »» Genevieve tosses it over to Rose.
  247. Sep 30 22:03:08 <Chase> "Rose, did your bro develop psychic powers at some point?"
  248. Sep 30 22:03:11 <Rosetta> "Getting into everything, I can't decide if I'm more surprised you didn't get killed earlier or that they managed to get you at all."
  249. Sep 30 22:03:47 <zoofarrator> Aside from that, you guys don't see those doofer trooper outfits around here.
  250. Sep 30 22:03:48 <Saryx> Saryx would've pointed it out himself if he wasn't redirecting Dolore over to the other exit of the room, the one not by the entrance.
  251. Sep 30 22:03:51 <Rosetta> "I...don't think so. I mean, s'possible, since I've got 'em and it took a while for me to figure that out too..." She gets her phone out and sticks the drive in.
  252. Sep 30 22:05:20 <zoofarrator> starts on 194: http://pastebin.com/s5SS2dF2
  253. Sep 30 22:08:11 <Rosetta> "Obviously my funnel cake addiction is going to save us all."
  254. Sep 30 22:08:25 <Rosetta> "Er I mean it's not an addiction I don't have a problem I swear."
  255. Sep 30 22:08:31 <Genevieve> "Hates children, huh."
  256. Sep 30 22:09:45 <Chase> "Didn't they say the old lady..."
  257. Sep 30 22:10:15 <Genevieve> "Like I said, top priority."
  258. Sep 30 22:10:37 <zoofarrator> Dolore seems to whisper something to Saryx
  259. Sep 30 22:12:15 <Saryx> "I thought it was the kids who hated the old lady, though..." Saryx ponders before turning to Dolore's direction. His eyes dart around the room, whispering off while they're all huddled around the phone. "Hey, guys? We're in some real trouble now."
  260. Sep 30 22:12:32 <Saryx> "Dolore says something's watching us in hiding."
  261. Sep 30 22:12:44 »» Chase looks around with aura sight.
  262. Sep 30 22:12:51 <zoofarrator> Nothing in this room, Chaes
  263. Sep 30 22:12:54 <zoofarrator> Chase, even
  264. Sep 30 22:12:57 <Rosetta> "Where?"
  265. Sep 30 22:12:59 <zoofarrator> Dolore was watching the next room over
  266. Sep 30 22:13:20 <Saryx> "Probably from the room after this one."
  267. Sep 30 22:13:37 »» Chase reaches his hand for his guitar as he inches towards the door.
  268. Sep 30 22:14:49 <Saryx> Saryx readies both his scepter and the shield he built yesterday.
  269. Sep 30 22:16:39 <zoofarrator> This next room is rather dark as well at the moment. It's an exhibit on the modern life of an explorer.
  270. Sep 30 22:17:06 <zoofarrator> Also split into two sides, one features a mock animatronic arena battle that's currently lifeless
  271. Sep 30 22:17:14 »» Rosetta takes a glance around to look for what's watching them first.
  272. Sep 30 22:17:23 <Saryx> "Hey, Razor. Dolore wants me to check with you to see if it's okay for him to keep on scouting a room ahead of us."
  273. Sep 30 22:17:39 <zoofarrator> The other features an animatronic display in the wilds featuring a larger than life Vileplume, Firefoots, and explorers
  274. Sep 30 22:17:40 <Rosetta> In particular checking the ceiling in case there's a spiderman.
  275. Sep 30 22:17:59 <Rosetta> "Tell him to go for it but keep safe, yeah?"
  276. Sep 30 22:18:30 <Saryx> "It was in this room, but backed out, he said."
  277. Sep 30 22:18:52 <Chase> "That's frustrating... is it avoiding us or luring us?"
  278. Sep 30 22:19:02 <zoofarrator> To be clear, what Dolore mentioned was something poked its head into this room, saw you in the distance, and fled.
  279. Sep 30 22:19:17 <zoofarrator> This room is barren of life
  280. Sep 30 22:19:38 <Chase> "Either way, might as well hurry after it."
  281. Sep 30 22:19:40 <Saryx> "... You think perhaps some of us should try and circle around to sandwich it?"
  282. Sep 30 22:19:53 <Chase> "Couldn't hurt."
  283. Sep 30 22:20:45 <Genevieve> "Can't Dolore just keep it from running?"
  284. Sep 30 22:20:51 <Saryx> "If it's bait, we still have some element of surprise on our side. And the building goes around in a loop, right? If we search the whole room left and right, we could maybe even still get the jump on it."
  285. Sep 30 22:21:06 <Rosetta> "Yeah, that seems like the best idea. Just tell Dolore to stare it down."
  286. Sep 30 22:21:26 »» Chase hurries on at that, then!
  287. Sep 30 22:21:47 »» Chase actually... pauses to squint at the spiderman
  288. Sep 30 22:21:50 <Chase> And then hurries.
  289. Sep 30 22:22:45 <zoofarrator> the spiderman?
  290. Sep 30 22:23:04 <Chase> (Oh)
  291. Sep 30 22:23:10 <Chase> (I misread what Rosetta said)
  292. Sep 30 22:23:13 <Chase> (As something you said :B)
  293. Sep 30 22:23:16 <Chase> (My bad)
  294. Sep 30 22:23:31 <Rosetta> (dude there is -always- someone hiding on the ceiling in scenarios like this)
  295. Sep 30 22:23:50 »» Chase goes on etc
  296. Sep 30 22:24:07 <zoofarrator> Chase loops around, then?
  297. Sep 30 22:24:25 <Saryx> We doing the circle-around to flank it thing?
  298. Sep 30 22:24:29 <Chase> Sure, whoever wants to come with, he'll go around to try and cut it off while Dolore tries to mean look/shadow tag it or whichever
  299. Sep 30 22:25:22 <Saryx> Saryx will release Yurnero as well if Chase is going thataway to take on his role as Aura Seer in the forward direction as he pursues with Dolore.
  300. Sep 30 22:25:40 <zoofarrator> Just lemee know whose going where first
  301. Sep 30 22:25:41 <Rosetta> No shadow tag, unfortunately, but Mean Look is a thing.
  302. Sep 30 22:25:58 <Rosetta> "Should someone go with Chase?"
  303. Sep 30 22:26:33 <Genevieve> "I'll go with him." She turns and goes to follow Chase.
  304. Sep 30 22:26:34 <Saryx> "I'd say so. Circling around won't do us much good if they knock him senseless before he can do anything. I gotta stay near with Dolore."
  305. Sep 30 22:26:54 <Rosetta> "Alright, looks like I'm with you."
  306. Sep 30 22:26:56 <Saryx> +, though
  307. Sep 30 22:27:20 »» Chase heads around and back counterclockwise around the museum with Gen
  308. Sep 30 22:27:24 »» Rosetta pops out Minuetta in the meantime. "Hey, what do you make of this so far?"
  309. Sep 30 22:27:58 <zoofarrator> Minuetta <Our mark is cunning. Very cunning. We seem to be the prey.>
  310. Sep 30 22:28:12 <zoofarrator> (sec, swapping to desktop)
  311. Sep 30 22:29:10 <Saryx> "They're aliens. With spaceships, like you. I would think they're a bit sharper than the average blacksmith's newly forged blade."
  312. Sep 30 22:29:41 <Rosetta> "That's kind of an unwieldy analogy don'tcha think?"
  313. Sep 30 22:30:17 <Rosetta> "Anyway, let's move forward. Carefully now." Rosetta goes through the room up to the threshold of the next exhibit but not into it yet.
  314. Sep 30 22:30:21 <Genevieve> 2d6+3; 2d6+1; 2d6+1
  315. Sep 30 22:30:21 <Chase> 2d6-1; 1d6+4; 6d6+6 one AP for the first two
  316. Sep 30 22:30:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 2d6+3: 7 [2d6=2,2]; 2d6+1: 6 [2d6=4,1]; 2d6+1: 12 [2d6=5,6]
  317. Sep 30 22:30:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 2d6-1: 2 [2d6=1,2]; 1d6+4: 9 [1d6=5]; one AP for the first two: 25 [6d6=3,5,5,2,3,1]
  318. Sep 30 22:30:54 <Saryx> "I didn't do all too well in high school."
  319. Sep 30 22:30:55 <Saryx> He shrugs.
  320. Sep 30 22:31:18 <~zoofman> Genevieve and Chase loop around through the first exhibit. I'll spare you a super detailed description. It depicts the Imperial's shock at how terrifying the wilds of this land were, and their inability to colonize the locals. After that, the founding of Ivyhollow and the Explorer's Guild, with its original leader, Abelar Aegon.
  321. Sep 30 22:31:23 «--- zoofarrator ([email protected]) has Quit (Ping timeout)
  322. Sep 30 22:32:17 <Saryx> "Probably wouldn't have bothered with it, either, if Mom didn't force me to work my butt off. Would've much rather been working in the shop with Dad."
  323. Sep 30 22:32:22 <~zoofman> Chase, Genevieve, you both notice this wax depiction of the knightly man in armor and a bearded, chiseled face is unbelievably well detailed.
  324. Sep 30 22:32:59 <~zoofman> Saryx and Rosetta enter a World War exhibit, where Dolore has been having issues seeing anything living here.
  325. Sep 30 22:33:27 »» Chase slows a hair and throws up his aura vision
  326. Sep 30 22:33:38 <~zoofman> Nothing visible.
  327. Sep 30 22:33:50 »» Genevieve takes an empty syringe and jabs it into the man's cheek.
  328. Sep 30 22:34:12 »» Rosetta pauses to have a careful look around. In addition to looking for the mysterious pursuant, she's also trying to identify anything here that could be some robot sentry or a trap or something.
  329. Sep 30 22:34:18 »» Chase wiould probably keep on at that pace.
  330. Sep 30 22:34:35 <~zoofman> Just a stab?
  331. Sep 30 22:34:54 <Genevieve> And, once it's in, seeing if she can pull anything into the syringe proper.
  332. Sep 30 22:35:16 <Saryx> "Hey, Yurnero, think you can feel the area around us and see if anything living besides us and Dolore's nearby? We had Chase doing it earlier, but we were trying to flank whatever's running around here."
  333. Sep 30 22:35:45 <~zoofman> You pull out something, yes. It's a flesh tone paste of sorts.
  334. Sep 30 22:36:16 <~zoofman> Yurnero shakes his head. <Our foe is not within this room, I fear.>
  335. Sep 30 22:36:31 »» Chase keeps on then, rather than being distracted by the knight thing
  336. Sep 30 22:36:42 »» Genevieve follows Chase, capping the needle and stowing it for later.
  337. Sep 30 22:37:49 <Saryx> "Understood, Yurnero. Thanks! We're gonna need to keep looking out in each of the next rooms we hit until we cross paths with Chase and Gen, though, so think you can keep checking as we go along?"
  338. Sep 30 22:37:53 <Rosetta> "You stay ahead here with Dolore." Rosetta slinks to the back of the room and checks the path they already took to make sure this thing hasn't tricked them somehow.
  339. Sep 30 22:37:57 <Chase> "Kinda creepy how lifelike it all is." he whispers, keeping an eye out.
  340. Sep 30 22:39:20 »» Chase slows down a bit.
  341. Sep 30 22:39:24 <Genevieve> "We could just burn it down. Models like this don't survive heat well."
  342. Sep 30 22:39:26 <Chase> "...wait, is that wax?" he asks.
  343. Sep 30 22:39:50 <Genevieve> 6d6+3 Science probably not
  344. Sep 30 22:39:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Science probably not: 28 [6d6=6,4,6,4,4,1]
  345. Sep 30 22:40:36 <~zoofman> Note worthy in the World War exhibit is a wax model of the former Pirate Queen herself, Queen Aileen in her prime. Fiery red hair, mechanical arm and all. Honestly it has an eerie likeness to Ammy.
  346. Sep 30 22:41:06 <~zoofman> You've never seen this stuff before, Genevieve, but you're pretty sure it's not just wax you sucked up.
  347. Sep 30 22:41:17 <Genevieve> "No, it isn't."
  348. Sep 30 22:41:20 »» Chase pauses for a good second to stop and take a picture with his phone. They have a spare second.
  349. Sep 30 22:41:31 <Chase> "...the suits?"
  350. Sep 30 22:41:54 <~zoofman> As your two groups converge - it's on an exhibit of The Great Conflict. The prime of the Explorers.
  351. Sep 30 22:41:57 <Genevieve> "What? I mean the models aren't wax. The Brains said they're resin of some kind."
  352. Sep 30 22:42:05 <~zoofman> Dolore has been scouting ahead mind you
  353. Sep 30 22:42:12 <Chase> "Well that shit doesn't look like resin either."
  354. Sep 30 22:42:28 <Chase> "I'm asking if we just walked by one of the space suits in disguise."
  355. Sep 30 22:42:45 <Rosetta> Did Rosetta see anything of note when she doubled back?
  356. Sep 30 22:42:54 <Saryx> Saryx approaches the wax figure to look it over. "Huuunh..." He's thinking on that, definitely a thought brewing, but now's not the time nor the place for it. He channels Yurnero and passes him a message.
  357. Sep 30 22:42:56 <~zoofman> You saw nothing change in the previous room, no
  358. Sep 30 22:43:03 »» Chase looks ahead as they reach Saryx and Rosetta.
  359. Sep 30 22:43:06 <Chase> "Mother fuck, no luck?"
  360. Sep 30 22:43:18 <~zoofman> Give me a second to describe this room
  361. Sep 30 22:43:22 <Genevieve> "Possibly."
  362. Sep 30 22:43:24 <Chase> (Oh, okay)
  363. Sep 30 22:44:15 <~zoofman> This room has a battlefield depicted in its center, tribesmen against tribesman, a crashed airship, frightening Fiends and Legendaries...automations. Not just animatronics, full on robotics in the midst of it all.
  364. Sep 30 22:45:01 <Chase> "Must have been an expensive-ass museum..." he murmurs.
  365. Sep 30 22:45:10 <~zoofman> <They are in here> Genevieve and Chase get from Yurnero. And sure enough if his aura's on he can clearly see some of these robotic suits have white fluffy auras around them.
  366. Sep 30 22:45:23 <~zoofman> There's also an EMPLOYEES ONLY door here.
  367. Sep 30 22:45:40 <Chase> "Bingo."
  368. Sep 30 22:46:04 <Rosetta> Has Fugue found us again yet?
  369. Sep 30 22:46:09 <~zoofman> Nope
  370. Sep 30 22:46:33 »» Genevieve nods to the door. "Fuse box is hopefully in there."
  371. Sep 30 22:47:10 <Rosetta> "'kay." Rosetta sneaks over to the door, keeping an eye out for Fugue.
  372. Sep 30 22:48:21 <~zoofman> Rosetta peeks inside, yes?
  373. Sep 30 22:48:22 »» Chase gestures to the robots the bidoofs are hiding in, nonchalantly.
  374. Sep 30 22:48:37 <Rosetta> yep.
  375. Sep 30 22:48:57 <~zoofman> If she does, she ses this room is in total disarray. Clothing everywhere, accessories. It's a mess. Fugue's trapped int he corner inside a glass bottle ;o;
  376. Sep 30 22:49:08 »» Genevieve pulls out Shadowblade. "Before the robots turn on, I think."
  377. Sep 30 22:49:51 <Rosetta> 3d6+1 Occult: does Rosetta see something that might prevent phasing on the bottle or otherwise something weird?
  378. Sep 30 22:49:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, Occult: does Rosetta see something that might prevent phasing on the bottle or otherwise something weird?: 11 [3d6=6,3,1]
  379. Sep 30 22:50:16 <~zoofman> It's got ward tags on the glass.
  380. Sep 30 22:50:27 »» Rosetta rips them off telekinetically!
  381. Sep 30 22:50:32 »» Chase lets out Schubert, then gets ready for combat.
  382. Sep 30 22:50:43 <~zoofman> Fugue pops out and bloobloos over to you, hiding inside your hoodie.
  383. Sep 30 22:50:45 <Saryx> That is goofy. Saryx realizes this is terrible, but if he gets a look inside himself from where he's standing, he'd totally have to restrain laughing at the silliness of Fugue's predicament.
  384. Sep 30 22:51:03 <Rosetta> "Sorry about that! Glad you're okay. You did good, yeah?"
  385. Sep 30 22:51:10 <Chase> Just what are they hiding in, exactly? What are we about to be dealing with?
  386. Sep 30 22:51:17 <~zoofman> Their suits.
  387. Sep 30 22:51:23 <~zoofman> Their suits are like, in this exhibit.
  388. Sep 30 22:51:30 <Chase> Oh, you made it sound like they were in the robot legendaries.
  389. Sep 30 22:51:48 <~zoofman> One last round of perceptions, by the way.
  390. Sep 30 22:51:56 <Chase> 2d6-2
  391. Sep 30 22:51:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 2d6-2: 6 [2d6=6,2]
  392. Sep 30 22:52:02 <Rosetta> "Was there anyone else in here?" She asks toward Fugue.
  393. Sep 30 22:52:05 <Rosetta> 3d6+1
  394. Sep 30 22:52:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d6+1: 8 [3d6=1,2,4]
  395. Sep 30 22:52:06 <Saryx> 4d6+3 Spending 1 AP (At 5/7 now)
  396. Sep 30 22:52:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Spending 1 AP (At 5/7 now): 21 [4d6=6,3,4,5]
  397. Sep 30 22:52:54 <Genevieve> 2d6+3
  398. Sep 30 22:52:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 2d6+3: 10 [2d6=2,5]
  399. Sep 30 22:56:57 <~zoofman> Dolore Mean Looks!
  400. Sep 30 22:57:00 <~zoofman> 1d20
  401. Sep 30 22:57:00 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  402. Sep 30 22:57:06 <~zoofman> ...It's not enough.
  403. Sep 30 22:57:35 <~zoofman> "Oh dear. We have visitors?" a voice calls from behind Genevieve and Chase, old and friendly. A woman's voice.
  404. Sep 30 22:58:13 <Rosetta> 1d20 I'll reroll that Mean Look
  405. Sep 30 22:58:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, I'll reroll that Mean Look: 4 [1d20=4]
  406. Sep 30 22:58:21 <Rosetta> (:<)
  407. Sep 30 22:58:32 <Chase> "Ms. Monette, I presume." he whirls around.
  408. Sep 30 22:59:08 <Genevieve> "As if, you're so under arrest." Gen throws a Pokeball towards the voice, releasing Dessoir in full attack mode.
  409. Sep 30 22:59:17 <~zoofman> You see an old woman with a rather cheery smile, holding her hands behind her back. "My my. I suppose there is no need to introduce myself, then."
  410. Sep 30 22:59:24 <Saryx> Saryx' face contorts into a grimace as he looks past Chase and Genevieve. And a goddamnit look on his face as Dolore's Mean Look fails. "... What... The... Fuck?!?" He points to the woman from whom the voice originated. "Guys, we're not alone! We have one behind us, too!" He points attention to the back room with the World War I exhibit.
  411. Sep 30 23:00:14 <Saryx> He makes a note that tonight will definitely be Margarita Time as well. Seriously, why the hell does he exclusively get to see all the unsettling shit?!?
  412. Sep 30 23:00:20 <~zoofman> Where Saryx points is now standing Raul, the farmhand from yesterday, with a fiery red sword in his grips.
  413. Sep 30 23:00:41 <Chase> "You?"
  414. Sep 30 23:00:53 <Genevieve> "At least the one's actually surprising."
  415. Sep 30 23:00:58 <~zoofman> Miss Monette: "My my, arrest? For what, may I ask?"
  416. Sep 30 23:01:59 <Chase> "How about harboring aliens with intention to commit espionage and conspiracy to deicide?"
  417. Sep 30 23:02:03 <Chase> "That a good start?"
  418. Sep 30 23:03:07 <~zoofman> She continues to smile as her hands come from behind her back to show a blade metal blade. "And we just had these carpets cleaned of blood, too...You heard them, dearies?"
  419. Sep 30 23:03:08 <Genevieve> "At very minimum, you're an accessory to Husk and Dandy, I think that's enough for us."
  420. Sep 30 23:03:18 <~zoofman> The Doofer Troopers start to stir. Might be a good time for init!
  421. Sep 30 23:03:40 <Genevieve> Gen 18, Dess 5
  422. Sep 30 23:03:55 <Chase> Chase 10, Schubert 4
  423. Sep 30 23:03:58 »» Rosetta tosses out ANIMA. Rosetta 36, Anima 15.
  424. Sep 30 23:04:54 <Saryx> Saryx (15) currently has Yurnero (20) out. He adds Aevi (21) on scene as well, though.
  425. Sep 30 23:05:28 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Miss Monette > Yurnero and Aevi > Saryx > Anima > Raul > Chase > Doofer Troopersx4 > Dess > Schubert | BGM: http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=19G0I7xHQBM
  426. Sep 30 23:05:51 <Genevieve> 1d20 Haha Fakeout on Monette!
  427. Sep 30 23:05:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Haha Fakeout on Monette!: 7 [1d20=7]
  428. Sep 30 23:06:13 <~zoofman> Barely hits.
  429. Sep 30 23:06:47 <Genevieve> 2d6+8+19 and Flinch
  430. Sep 30 23:06:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, and Flinch: 32 [2d6=3,2]
  431. Sep 30 23:07:03 <Genevieve> Dessoir seizes initiative and goes full ham on the old woman. Judo chop!
  432. Sep 30 23:07:20 <~zoofman> Dessoir backhands the bitch! Which...doesn't do as much as you think it should. She's startled, but doesn't seem very hurt.
  433. Sep 30 23:07:42 <Genevieve> On that, note, Frisk activates on Monette.
  434. Sep 30 23:10:42 <Saryx> In the meantime, since their ticks on the initiative are next, Saryx will be taking the offensive, attempting to strike down Raul with his scepter, while Aevi will toss up a Reflect, the sparkling powders scattering throughout the air.
  435. Sep 30 23:10:54 <Saryx> 1d20 Flinch on 15+ for Raul, AC2 Grass Physical
  436. Sep 30 23:10:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Flinch on 15+ for Raul, AC2 Grass Physical: 3 [1d20=3]
  437. Sep 30 23:11:06 <Saryx> Yep. Still useless.
  438. Sep 30 23:11:15 <Rosetta> (you skipped me. I was waiting on the frisk result before taking my turn)
  439. Sep 30 23:11:15 <~zoofman> Dessoir is...sorta freaked out, to be honest. Level 60. No Type. Demonic Cunning (The ability to hide one's aura), Demonic Might (+2 combat stages to one's current highest stats), Bodysnatcher
  440. Sep 30 23:11:24 <Saryx> ... Oh damnit I'm a goof.
  441. Sep 30 23:11:37 <Saryx> I'm sorry.
  442. Sep 30 23:11:48 »» Rosetta dashes toward Raul in a disorienting zigzag. Double Team! She then follows up with a quick two strikes with her kusarigama. Multitasking!
  443. Sep 30 23:11:48 <Genevieve> "I...wow, I don't really know WHAT these readings mean. That's not her real body!"
  444. Sep 30 23:11:56 <Rosetta> 2#1d20+3
  445. Sep 30 23:11:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 2#1d20+3: 9 [1d20=6], 19 [1d20=16]
  446. Sep 30 23:12:25 <Rosetta> 3d6+10+29 double hit~
  447. Sep 30 23:12:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, double hit~: 47 [3d6=2,3,3]
  448. Sep 30 23:12:31 <~zoofman> Her weapon is an impersonation of the real thing, but it's sharp enough.
  449. Sep 30 23:12:57 <~zoofman> Raul's not very roughed up.
  450. Sep 30 23:13:21 <~zoofman> He's not flinched either, as Saryx missed.
  451. Sep 30 23:13:49 <~zoofman> Anima's up!
  452. Sep 30 23:14:04 <Genevieve> "Try melting one of them!"
  453. Sep 30 23:14:13 <Genevieve> "They could be controlling the dummies."
  454. Sep 30 23:14:38 <Rosetta> Anima floats over to the doofs and lets out a burst of flame. She's Large and it's a Burst 1, how many can I hit?
  455. Sep 30 23:14:47 <~zoofman> Two of them!
  456. Sep 30 23:14:55 <Rosetta> 1d20 lava plume~
  457. Sep 30 23:14:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, lava plume~: 5 [1d20=5]
  458. Sep 30 23:15:19 <~zoofman> This actually hits
  459. Sep 30 23:15:34 <Rosetta> 3d12+10+30 fwoosh!
  460. Sep 30 23:15:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, fwoosh!: 60 [3d12=12,1,7]
  461. Sep 30 23:16:00 <~zoofman> Two of them get flared as the robodoofs continue to get started up.
  462. Sep 30 23:16:09 <~zoofman> Raul swings the blade at Saryx with a fiery might.
  463. Sep 30 23:16:38 <Genevieve> (Zoof, Gen should be at initiative 18, before Saryx)
  464. Sep 30 23:16:54 <~zoofman> (oh, sorry!)
  465. Sep 30 23:17:02 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Miss Monette > Yurnero and Aevi > Gen> Saryx > Anima > Raul > Chase > Doofer Troopersx4 > Dess > Schubert | BGM: http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=19G0I7xHQBM
  466. Sep 30 23:17:05 <~zoofman> Take your action first then, Gen
  467. Sep 30 23:17:48 »» Genevieve releases Wheeler as a Shift (Speed 3) and waves her sword around. "Keep these guys pressure, Wheeler." Now's Your Chance - Interference!
  468. Sep 30 23:18:05 <Genevieve> Enemies within 3 meters of Wheeler have -2 ACC.
  469. Sep 30 23:18:07 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Miss Monette > Yurnero and Aevi > Gen> Saryx > Anima > Raul > Chase > Doofer Troopersx4 > Dess > Schubert > Wheeler | BGM: http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=19G0I7xHQBM
  470. Sep 30 23:18:20 <~zoofman> That hits all the doofs and either Monette or Raul
  471. Sep 30 23:18:30 <Genevieve> Raul.
  472. Sep 30 23:18:43 <~zoofman> 1d20-1 for Raul's attack, then.
  473. Sep 30 23:18:44 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, for Raul's attack, then.: 8 [1d20=9]
  474. Sep 30 23:18:56 <Saryx> That just misses.
  475. Sep 30 23:18:57 <~zoofman> 3d8+40 fire damage to Saryx
  476. Sep 30 23:18:58 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, fire damage to Saryx: 56 [3d8=7,6,3]
  477. Sep 30 23:18:59 <~zoofman> er not!
  478. Sep 30 23:19:03 <~zoofman> Chase!
  479. Sep 30 23:19:12 <~zoofman> Saryx deftly blocks the blow with his shield!
  480. Sep 30 23:19:15 <Saryx> Dessoir's torment saved Saryx' butt.
  481. Sep 30 23:19:33 »» Chase takes a look at his options and decides to go for the weaker dudes first. Let's slide on up to two fo the bidoofs and let loose a Power Chord Screech!
  482. Sep 30 23:19:49 <Chase> 1d20 Screeeeech!
  483. Sep 30 23:19:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, Screeeeech!: 14 [1d20=14]
  484. Sep 30 23:20:03 <Chase> 6d6+8+32 damage and -2 defense stages
  485. Sep 30 23:20:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, damage and -2 defense stages: 58 [6d6=4,4,3,2,2,3]
  486. Sep 30 23:20:41 <~zoofman> They seem a bit shell shocked by that one, staggering a bit as they get to action
  487. Sep 30 23:21:01 <~zoofman> 4#1d10 They do, however, activate some sort of stimulate packages.
  488. Sep 30 23:21:01 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, They do, however, activate some sort of stimulate packages.: 4 [1d10=4], 9 [1d10=9], 10 [1d10=10], 3 [1d10=3]
  489. Sep 30 23:21:53 <~zoofman> 4d10
  490. Sep 30 23:21:55 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 4d10: 17 [4d10=3,6,2,6]
  491. Sep 30 23:22:41 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Miss Monette > Yurnero and Aevi > Gen> Saryx > Doofer Troopersx2 > Anima > Raul > Chase > Doofer Troopersx2 > Dess > Schubert > Wheeler | BGM: http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=19G0I7xHQBM
  492. Sep 30 23:23:23 <~zoofman> One of them Headbutts Anima!
  493. Sep 30 23:23:24 <~zoofman> 1d20
  494. Sep 30 23:23:26 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  495. Sep 30 23:23:51 <~zoofman> 3d8+35 normal damage
  496. Sep 30 23:23:51 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, normal damage: 41 [3d8=1,3,2]
  497. Sep 30 23:24:00 <~zoofman> Another Thunder Waves at Rosettta!
  498. Sep 30 23:24:03 <~zoofman> 1d20
  499. Sep 30 23:24:03 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  500. Sep 30 23:24:17 »» Rosetta manages to sidestep that one!
  501. Sep 30 23:24:33 <~zoofman> Another fires off some sort of poisoned capsul at Chase!
  502. Sep 30 23:24:36 <~zoofman> 1d20 poison fang
  503. Sep 30 23:24:37 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, poison fang: 12 [1d20=12]
  504. Sep 30 23:24:53 <~zoofman> 2d6+35
  505. Sep 30 23:24:55 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 2d6+35: 43 [2d6=4,4]
  506. Sep 30 23:25:02 <~zoofman> The last one Superpowers Schubert! it ain't messing around
  507. Sep 30 23:25:04 <~zoofman> 1d20
  508. Sep 30 23:25:04 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  509. Sep 30 23:25:11 <Chase> "Oof!"
  510. Sep 30 23:25:15 <Chase> Schubert is hit!
  511. Sep 30 23:25:20 <~zoofman> 4d10+40 fight dmg
  512. Sep 30 23:25:21 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, fight dmg: 62 [4d10=2,10,5,5]
  513. Sep 30 23:25:31 <~zoofman> Schubert's up after that.
  514. Sep 30 23:26:11 <Chase> Sturdy doesn't even need to activate, but Schubert's pretty hurt!
  515. Sep 30 23:26:18 <~zoofman> 2d10 for the missed thunderwave
  516. Sep 30 23:26:18 <Saryx> If you need a Reflect, you can take it.
  517. Sep 30 23:26:19 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, for the missed thunderwave: 8 [2d10=1,7]
  518. Sep 30 23:26:51 <Chase> Just makes it 1.5 damage instead of 2x with solid rock
  519. Sep 30 23:26:52 <Chase> not worth it
  520. Sep 30 23:27:02 <Chase> He retaliates with an Iron Head on one of the bidoofs that Chase blasted the defense of!
  521. Sep 30 23:27:02 <Chase> 1d20
  522. Sep 30 23:27:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  523. Sep 30 23:27:16 <Saryx> Oh right, it has Solid Rock. ... Son of a bitch that is nice.
  524. Sep 30 23:27:23 <Chase> Schubert isn't playing around either!
  525. Sep 30 23:27:44 <~zoofman> That obviously hits :P
  526. Sep 30 23:27:49 <Chase> 3d12+10+21 damage, and WOULD have flinched in the old days
  527. Sep 30 23:27:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, damage, and WOULD have flinched in the old days: 47 [3d12=7,3,6]
  528. Sep 30 23:28:15 <~zoofman> It does a good chunk of damage, but these are doofer troopers!
  529. Sep 30 23:28:18 <~zoofman> Rosetta!
  530. Sep 30 23:28:41 »» Rosetta decides to leave handling Raul to Saryx and dashes over to the bidoofs. Burst 1 or Cone 2 for hidden power, how many can I hit?
  531. Sep 30 23:28:51 <~zoofman> You can hit any two of them
  532. Sep 30 23:29:01 <~zoofman> the two that got hit by anima, or the ones that got hit with Screech
  533. Sep 30 23:29:18 <Rosetta> 1d20+2 Rosetta weaves in and out with her illusionary images and smacks the ones hit by Screech.
  534. Sep 30 23:29:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, Rosetta weaves in and out with her illusionary images and smacks the ones hit by Screech.: 18 [1d20=16]
  535. Sep 30 23:29:33 <Rosetta> 3d8+10+29
  536. Sep 30 23:29:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d8+10+29: 51 [3d8=4,4,4]
  537. Sep 30 23:30:07 <~zoofman> The one Schubert hits looks about done for, as scraps of metal start to fall off this suit of its!
  538. Sep 30 23:30:11 <~zoofman> Miss Monette...
  539. Sep 30 23:30:13 <Rosetta> Her kusarigama crackles with electricity as she cuts into them!
  540. Sep 30 23:31:09 <~zoofman> She holds up a hand lightning crackles from them - assaulting Rosetta, Anima and Chase
  541. Sep 30 23:31:18 <~zoofman> 1d20+3 hidden power electric
  542. Sep 30 23:31:20 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, hidden power electric: 18 [1d20=15]
  543. Sep 30 23:31:28 <~zoofman> 2d6+40 electric damage
  544. Sep 30 23:31:29 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, electric damage: 48 [2d6=2,6]
  545. Sep 30 23:31:36 <~zoofman> Saryx!
  546. Sep 30 23:31:37 <Rosetta> (sp. or phys.?)
  547. Sep 30 23:31:41 <~zoofman> Physical.
  548. Sep 30 23:32:50 <Rosetta> "Owww!" Rosetta tries to shake off the electricity. Anima seems pretty worn down now all told.
  549. Sep 30 23:33:05 <Saryx> While we debate Saryx' action real quick, Aevi's got her other pollenic screen to cast up. Also Gen's action, too.
  550. Sep 30 23:33:44 »» Genevieve fires a Super Potion at Anima.
  551. Sep 30 23:33:45 <~zoofman> Go ahead then, Genevieve
  552. Sep 30 23:34:03 <Genevieve> 5d6+3 Bonus Healing with AP
  553. Sep 30 23:34:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Bonus Healing with AP: 19 [5d6=4,3,2,5,2]
  554. Sep 30 23:34:22 <Rosetta> "Thanks Gen!"
  555. Sep 30 23:34:39 <Genevieve> "No worries."
  556. Sep 30 23:34:40 <Saryx> Saryx' fist glows alit with his aura as he moves forth , slamming it into a Bidoof with colorful explosions as well.
  557. Sep 30 23:35:26 <Saryx> 1d20 Force Palm let's hit, actually... A relatively sturdy one, that they all got Screeched.
  558. Sep 30 23:35:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Force Palm let's hit, actually... A relatively sturdy one, that they all got Screeched.: 9 [1d20=9]
  559. Sep 30 23:35:51 <Saryx> 2d6+8+13+5 Fighting damage. Hopefully the likely SE will KO.
  560. Sep 30 23:35:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Fighting damage. Hopefully the likely SE will KO.: 32 [2d6=2,4]
  561. Sep 30 23:36:16 <~zoofman> The Force Palm kneels the powerdoof over! The armor's wrecked, and the bidoof doesn't stir.
  562. Sep 30 23:36:22 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Miss Monette > Yurnero and Aevi > Gen> Saryx > Doofer Trooper > Anima > Raul > Chase > Doofer Troopersx2 > Dess > Schubert > Wheeler | BGM: http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=19G0I7xHQBM
  563. Sep 30 23:36:28 <~zoofman> The other one, howerver. Well.
  564. Sep 30 23:36:49 <~zoofman> It Headbutts Aevi!
  565. Sep 30 23:36:52 <~zoofman> 1d20
  566. Sep 30 23:36:53 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  567. Sep 30 23:36:59 <~zoofman> (er, forgot the -2)
  568. Sep 30 23:37:02 <~zoofman> (does a 5 hit? prob not)
  569. Sep 30 23:37:03 <Rosetta> (don't forget -2 to acc if that was one of the ones rosetta smacked)
  570. Sep 30 23:37:08 <Saryx> That's a miss :>
  571. Sep 30 23:37:12 <~zoofman> Anima!
  572. Sep 30 23:37:27 »» Chase is injured from the hidden power but not down to half yet.
  573. Sep 30 23:37:44 <Rosetta> Anima looks at the two doofs she was assaulting. She lets out an ear-rending screech accompanied by a forceful buzz from her flaming wings!
  574. Sep 30 23:37:48 <Rosetta> 1d20 bug buzz
  575. Sep 30 23:37:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, bug buzz: 18 [1d20=18]
  576. Sep 30 23:38:01 <Rosetta> 4d10+10+30
  577. Sep 30 23:38:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 4d10+10+30: 74 [4d10=5,10,10,9]
  578. Sep 30 23:38:44 <~zoofman> Well, you KO'd one of the doofs you were attacking. That other one just got royally roughed up, however.
  579. Sep 30 23:38:55 <~zoofman> it's almost out for the count
  580. Sep 30 23:38:57 <~zoofman> 2d10 for its moody
  581. Sep 30 23:38:58 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, for its moody: 2 [2d10=1,1]
  582. Sep 30 23:39:42 <~zoofman> Raul opens his mouth and releases an equally displeasing sound. Bug Buzz on Dessoir.
  583. Sep 30 23:39:48 <~zoofman> 1d20+1
  584. Sep 30 23:39:49 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20+1: 5 [1d20=4]
  585. Sep 30 23:39:57 <~zoofman> Doesn't really phase Dessoir. Chase is up
  586. Sep 30 23:41:49 »» Chase weighs in his options again, not much he has is good against normal types...
  587. Sep 30 23:41:56 <Chase> How many can he hit with a Hyper Voice?
  588. Sep 30 23:43:23 <~zoofman> You could hit two doofs or Raul or Miss Monette
  589. Sep 30 23:43:50 <Rosetta> (there are only two doofs left, right?)
  590. Sep 30 23:44:16 <Chase> "Pumping it up to twelve... TAKE A SEAT SUCKAS!" he yells and blasts his metarift hard.
  591. Sep 30 23:44:17 <Chase> 1d20 HYPER VOIIIIICE
  592. Sep 30 23:44:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, HYPER VOIIIIICE: 12 [1d20=12]
  593. Sep 30 23:44:24 <Chase> On the doofs of course
  594. Sep 30 23:44:44 <Chase> 3d8+10+32
  595. Sep 30 23:44:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 3d8+10+32: 58 [3d8=8,6,2]
  596. Sep 30 23:45:34 <~zoofman> One of them goes down and the other one hit doesn't look that hot!
  597. Sep 30 23:46:04 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Miss Monette > Yurnero and Aevi > Gen> Saryx > Anima > Raul > Chase > Doofer Troopersx2 > Dess > Schubert > Wheeler | BGM: http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=19G0I7xHQBM
  598. Sep 30 23:46:15 <~zoofman> The other two both pull out little rifles and pew pew.
  599. Sep 30 23:46:29 <~zoofman> 1d20-2 horn attack on Saryx
  600. Sep 30 23:46:31 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, horn attack on Saryx: 17 [1d20=19]
  601. Sep 30 23:46:41 <Chase> (Weren't two doofs KO'd so far?)
  602. Sep 30 23:46:45 <~zoofman> 3d12+35 normal damage
  603. Sep 30 23:46:46 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, normal damage: 47 [3d12=4,6,2]
  604. Sep 30 23:46:46 <Chase> (And then the third by hyper voice?)
  605. Sep 30 23:46:48 <Rosetta> (wait, there were four at first. Saryx took out one. Anima took out another. Chase took out a third.)
  606. Sep 30 23:47:05 <~zoofman> (Aw crap you're right I forgot to take one out of init)
  607. Sep 30 23:47:13 <~zoofman> (Right, just one left)
  608. Sep 30 23:47:18 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Miss Monette > Yurnero and Aevi > Gen> Saryx > Anima > Raul > Chase > Doofer Trooper > Dess > Schubert > Wheeler | BGM: http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=19G0I7xHQBM
  609. Sep 30 23:47:56 <Saryx> "... They what?!?" Saryx is so dumbstruck by the fact that they have rifles that he doesn't even react to the fact it's shooting at him. At least, not until he's actually shot.
  610. Sep 30 23:48:19 <Chase> "Ouch."
  611. Sep 30 23:48:21 <~zoofman> Dessoir's up!
  612. Sep 30 23:48:44 <Genevieve> Dessoir hops across the room and disappears for a moment before reappearing on the Bidoof's helmet, claws out.
  613. Sep 30 23:48:49 <Genevieve> 1d20 Faint Attack crit check
  614. Sep 30 23:48:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Faint Attack crit check: 9 [1d20=9]
  615. Sep 30 23:49:02 <Genevieve> 3d6+10+19
  616. Sep 30 23:49:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 3d6+10+19: 42 [3d6=6,4,3]
  617. Sep 30 23:49:11 <~zoofman> And down the last one goes!
  618. Sep 30 23:49:17 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Miss Monette > Yurnero and Aevi > Gen> Saryx > Anima > Raul > Chase > Dess > Schubert > Wheeler | BGM: http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=19G0I7xHQBM
  619. Sep 30 23:49:24 <~zoofman> Power armor or not, a doof is a doof
  620. Sep 30 23:49:33 <~zoofman> The four lay around in their now wrecked armorments
  621. Sep 30 23:49:38 <~zoofman> Schubert!
  622. Sep 30 23:49:58 <Chase> Schubert... gathers his strength and charges for Monette with a Heavy Slam!
  623. Sep 30 23:50:01 <Chase> What's her weight class?
  624. Sep 30 23:50:06 <~zoofman> 4
  625. Sep 30 23:50:29 <Chase> Pretty weak then
  626. Sep 30 23:50:31 <Chase> 1d20 HEAVY SLAM
  627. Sep 30 23:50:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, HEAVY SLAM: 15 [1d20=15]
  628. Sep 30 23:50:50 <Chase> 3d6+10+21
  629. Sep 30 23:50:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 3d6+10+21: 42 [3d6=4,5,2]
  630. Sep 30 23:51:15 <~zoofman> Rosetta!
  631. Sep 30 23:51:27 <~zoofman> Miss Monette gets tackled by Schubert and staggers back a few steps.
  632. Sep 30 23:51:40 »» Rosetta turns her attention to Monette as well, throwing her electrified chain her way!
  633. Sep 30 23:51:44 <Rosetta> 1d20 hidden power elec
  634. Sep 30 23:51:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, hidden power elec: 16 [1d20=16]
  635. Sep 30 23:51:50 <Rosetta> 3d8+10+29
  636. Sep 30 23:51:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d8+10+29: 54 [3d8=1,6,8]
  637. Sep 30 23:53:19 <~zoofman> The electricity works through her, and she jolts for a bit. Then, for you guys, something unusual happens.
  638. Sep 30 23:54:21 <~zoofman> Miss Monette and Raul look to each other and nod, then drop their weapons. "My, my, you all are quite formidable."
  639. Sep 30 23:55:33 <Genevieve> "What. Why are you giving up?"
  640. Sep 30 23:56:30 »» Chase tries to read their intentions here, probably foiled by the lady's aura cockblock ability
  641. Sep 30 23:56:44 <~zoofman> "Hardly."
  642. Sep 30 23:57:26 <~zoofman> Her entire left arm starts to...twist, and turn, like clay in an artist's hands, forming into a serrated, bony weapon.
  643. Sep 30 23:57:47 <Rosetta> "Oh mother of fuck."
  644. Sep 30 23:58:10 <~zoofman> Raul's arm turns into a bladed appendage not unlike a whip.
  645. Sep 30 23:58:35 <~zoofman> "That option was gone, for us, already."
  646. Sep 30 23:58:37 <Saryx> "You... You guys aren't even human, are you, that you shift forms like that... That... Waxy stuff?"
  647. Sep 30 23:59:10 <Chase> "You niggas Clayface."
  648. Sep 30 23:59:39 <Genevieve> "This is so not how I wanted to get Dittos, D.C."
  649. Sep 30 23:59:43 <Chase> "Where's the goddamn Zubatman when you really need the guy?"
  650. Sep 30 23:59:46 <~zoofman> She swings this arm weapon at Genevieve.
  651. Sep 30 23:59:49 »» Chase gets ready!
  652. Sep 30 23:59:58 <~zoofman> 1d20 Sacred Sword
  653. Oct 01 00:00:00 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, Sacred Sword: 1 [1d20=1]
  654. Oct 01 00:00:09 »» Genevieve parries with Shadowblade.
  655. Oct 01 00:00:27 <~zoofman> You parry, and then Genevieve's necklace flashes, and the lady hisses and draws back.
  656. Oct 01 00:00:31 <~zoofman> Yurnero and Aevi
  657. Oct 01 00:00:52 <Genevieve> "Yeah, my boss is pretty scary, too."
  658. Oct 01 00:01:33 <Saryx> "Yurnero, strike them down with your blade!" Yurnero goes in on Monette, unsheathing his blades and going in on Monette.
  659. Oct 01 00:01:50 <~zoofman> "She's a...followerer of him." The smile's gone now, just a very angry glare in Genevieve's direction.
  660. Oct 01 00:02:12 <Chase> "What, the Forgotten Gods frighten you?" he pulls out One N'Only's necklace so it's visible, too. "Or is it just that guy?"
  661. Oct 01 00:02:13 <Saryx> 1d20 He spins around in a cyclone as he slashes through and past her. <Fury!> Razor Shell.
  662. Oct 01 00:02:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, He spins around in a cyclone as he slashes through and past her. <Fury!> Razor Shell.: 8 [1d20=8]
  663. Oct 01 00:02:20 <~zoofman> Hits
  664. Oct 01 00:02:35 <Genevieve> "Just the guy in charge of the Ditto."
  665. Oct 01 00:02:48 <Saryx> 3d8+34
  666. Oct 01 00:02:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 3d8+34: 50 [3d8=3,6,7]
  667. Oct 01 00:03:59 <~zoofman> "He is -not- our master no longer! We scorn his very name!" calls Raul.
  668. Oct 01 00:04:15 <~zoofman> Yurnero slashes at the lady, and where bloody marks should be...flesh just parts, like clay.
  669. Oct 01 00:04:18 <Chase> "Ohh, now it makes sense."
  670. Oct 01 00:04:40 <~zoofman> Gen!
  671. Oct 01 00:05:11 <Genevieve> "What's wrong? Daddy doesn't pay you enough attention? You can call me Mom if you want~"
  672. Oct 01 00:05:15 <Chase> "Yeah... it's all falling together." he says, looking at the bloodless wound.
  673. Oct 01 00:05:18 <Genevieve> 1d20 Pokeball at Monette
  674. Oct 01 00:05:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Pokeball at Monette: 4 [1d20=4]
  675. Oct 01 00:05:38 <~zoofman> This would miss.
  676. Oct 01 00:05:43 <Rosetta> Reroll it
  677. Oct 01 00:05:50 <Genevieve> 1d20
  678. Oct 01 00:05:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  679. Oct 01 00:06:11 <~zoofman> That one hits
  680. Oct 01 00:06:26 »» Rosetta waves a hand and warps the trajectory of the pokeball as reality bends around her!
  681. Oct 01 00:06:37 <Genevieve> 1d100-30
  682. Oct 01 00:06:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 1d100-30: -2 [1d100=28]
  683. Oct 01 00:09:15 <~zoofman> So, it actually works, sucking her into the ball.
  684. Oct 01 00:09:42 <Rosetta> "Shiny! Nice one Gen."
  685. Oct 01 00:09:43 <~zoofman> But then the ball clicks once, and shatters in two. These things are not easily captured, at all.
  686. Oct 01 00:09:45 <Saryx> Mankind is now doomed.
  687. Oct 01 00:09:50 <Saryx> ... Ooor not.
  688. Oct 01 00:09:53 <Rosetta> "Oh, shit."
  689. Oct 01 00:10:03 <Genevieve> "Well, at least I know it's possible now."
  690. Oct 01 00:10:07 <Chase> "It's kinda funny, actually. We named our band after those dudes."
  691. Oct 01 00:10:14 <Genevieve> "Don't worry, I'll take good care of you two."
  692. Oct 01 00:10:36 <~zoofman> Saryx is up!
  693. Oct 01 00:12:00 <Saryx> "And now there really is Panic at the Ditto... Maaan, are we sure this isn't some weird dream?!?"
  694. Oct 01 00:12:19 <Saryx> He goes over to Raul and bashes at him once more. Needle Arm!
  695. Oct 01 00:12:19 <Saryx> 1d20
  696. Oct 01 00:12:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  697. Oct 01 00:12:33 <Saryx> 2d6+26 Flinched.
  698. Oct 01 00:12:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Flinched.: 35 [2d6=5,4]
  699. Oct 01 00:13:12 <~zoofman> Raul is dazed so hard
  700. Oct 01 00:13:17 <~zoofman> his face reverts to .__.
  701. Oct 01 00:13:24 <~zoofman> Chase!
  702. Oct 01 00:13:37 »» Chase blasts Mona with his ghost type Dark Pulse!
  703. Oct 01 00:13:38 <Chase> 1d20
  704. Oct 01 00:13:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  705. Oct 01 00:13:39 <Rosetta> Anima floats behind Monette and unleashes a torrent of lava!
  706. Oct 01 00:13:44 <Rosetta> (you skipped Anima ;o;)
  707. Oct 01 00:13:58 <Rosetta> 1d20 lava plume though
  708. Oct 01 00:13:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, lava plume though: 4 [1d20=4]
  709. Oct 01 00:14:01 <~zoofman> I'm sorry!
  710. Oct 01 00:14:06 <~zoofman> SHe missed anyway! :C
  711. Oct 01 00:14:47 <Chase> 6d6+16+32 "Panic! At the Ditto? More like Dittos gonna Panic. ...man I gotta work on my battle banter."
  712. Oct 01 00:14:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, "Panic! At the Ditto? More like Dittos gonna Panic. ...man I gotta work on my battle banter.": 70 [6d6=5,3,3,6,4,1]
  713. Oct 01 00:15:31 <~zoofman> I have absolutely no idea what that roll was for
  714. Oct 01 00:15:34 <~zoofman> oh wait
  715. Oct 01 00:15:37 <~zoofman> damn that's nasty
  716. Oct 01 00:15:51 <~zoofman> She looks about Knocked Out, on her last...ditters.
  717. Oct 01 00:16:06 <~zoofman> Her form is starting to lose focus after that blast.
  718. Oct 01 00:16:09 <~zoofman> Dessoir!
  719. Oct 01 00:16:24 <Chase> "All yours. Movin' on to old mcdonald."
  720. Oct 01 00:16:32 <Genevieve> Dessoir scurries over the floor and winks at Raul. Sup?
  721. Oct 01 00:16:35 <Genevieve> 1d20 Fury Swipes
  722. Oct 01 00:16:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Fury Swipes: 12 [1d20=12]
  723. Oct 01 00:16:40 <Genevieve> 1d8 Five Strike
  724. Oct 01 00:16:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Five Strike: 7 [1d8=7]
  725. Oct 01 00:16:55 <Rosetta> "You gonna try to catch her again?"
  726. Oct 01 00:17:06 <Genevieve> 4d10+15+19
  727. Oct 01 00:17:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 4d10+15+19: 51 [4d10=1,2,8,6]
  728. Oct 01 00:17:11 <Genevieve> "We might as well."
  729. Oct 01 00:17:56 <Rosetta> "Alright, I'll leave her to you then." Rosetta turns toward Raul.
  730. Oct 01 00:18:12 <~zoofman> Dessoir clobbers the hell out of Raul!
  731. Oct 01 00:18:15 <~zoofman> Schubert!
  732. Oct 01 00:18:31 <~zoofman> At this point both Chase and Gen's necklaces are flared up with light.
  733. Oct 01 00:18:47 <Genevieve> "Is the ghost talking to you, too?"
  734. Oct 01 00:20:38 <Chase> "Hah."
  735. Oct 01 00:20:41 »» Chase grins.
  736. Oct 01 00:20:44 <Chase> "Yeah."
  737. Oct 01 00:20:47 <Chase> "Rose! Grab the bottle!"
  738. Oct 01 00:20:58 <Rosetta> "What?"
  739. Oct 01 00:21:11 <Genevieve> "The bottle your ghost was in."
  740. Oct 01 00:22:01 <Chase> "Yup."
  741. Oct 01 00:22:07 <Saryx> "... You're joking, right, Chase?"
  742. Oct 01 00:22:08 »» Rosetta reaches out with telekinesis and yanks over the bottle.
  743. Oct 01 00:22:18 <Saryx> This probably wasn't brought up in school, was it?
  744. Oct 01 00:22:19 <Chase> Anyway...
  745. Oct 01 00:22:24 <Chase> Schubert Iron Heads Raul!
  746. Oct 01 00:22:25 <Chase> 1d20
  747. Oct 01 00:22:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  748. Oct 01 00:22:28 <Saryx> The whole 'Dittos jammed in bottles' thing, was it?
  749. Oct 01 00:22:28 <Chase> nop
  750. Oct 01 00:22:30 <~zoofman> Misses, sadly
  751. Oct 01 00:22:39 <~zoofman> he dives right past and knocks over an exhibit.
  752. Oct 01 00:22:42 <~zoofman> Rosetta!
  753. Oct 01 00:23:15 <Rosetta> "What, you think you can stuff one in here?"
  754. Oct 01 00:23:26 <Chase> "Once they're knocked out, anyway."
  755. Oct 01 00:23:59 <Genevieve> "Go for it."
  756. Oct 01 00:24:10 »» Rosetta nods but sets the bottle aside for now. "Alright then, Gen you take care of that."
  757. Oct 01 00:24:31 »» Rosetta reaches into her bag and pulls out two bottles of soda, twirling them like pistols. Multitasking!
  758. Oct 01 00:24:43 »» Rosetta runs up to Raul and pops them both in his face with telekinesis!
  759. Oct 01 00:25:16 <~zoofman> Roll me two Struggle Attacks. Candy Type Damage.
  760. Oct 01 00:25:17 <Rosetta> 2#1d20+1 I guess I uh roll AC?
  761. Oct 01 00:25:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, I guess I uh roll AC?: 20 [1d20=19], 6 [1d20=5]
  762. Oct 01 00:25:30 <~zoofman> The crit hits
  763. Oct 01 00:25:40 <Rosetta> (not a crit since it had a +1)
  764. Oct 01 00:25:47 <Rosetta> 1d8+5+29
  765. Oct 01 00:25:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d8+5+29: 37 [1d8=3]
  766. Oct 01 00:25:56 <~zoofman> it's funny enough to be a crit! but okaaay
  767. Oct 01 00:26:16 <Rosetta> 1d8+5 add that then
  768. Oct 01 00:26:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, add that then: 10 [1d8=5]
  769. Oct 01 00:26:20 <Rosetta> 47
  770. Oct 01 00:26:21 <~zoofman> The bottle shatters and Raul screams in pain, his face melting as if you just dumped hot oil on him.
  771. Oct 01 00:26:38 <Rosetta> "Fuck yeah. Taste the rainbow, bitch."
  772. Oct 01 00:26:41 <Genevieve> "Wow."
  773. Oct 01 00:26:43 <Rosetta> "...wait, shit, wrong slogan."
  774. Oct 01 00:26:59 <Genevieve> "Oh Bondye, I wonder if the Mechtwos dissolve in sugar too!"
  775. Oct 01 00:27:00 <~zoofman> He drops to his knees, screaming in pain as his form begins to melt.
  776. Oct 01 00:27:30 <Chase> "Jesus christ."
  777. Oct 01 00:27:32 <Saryx> "Yyyyyeah, you kinda goofed that one up, Razor." He's still hoding back a fit of laughter himself, though.
  778. Oct 01 00:27:34 <~zoofman> Miss Monette opens her mouth in a desperate, sonic attack.
  779. Oct 01 00:27:49 <~zoofman> 1d20+3 actually it's not sonic, but still. Roar of Time.
  780. Oct 01 00:27:50 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, actually it's not sonic, but still. Roar of Time.: 6 [1d20=3]
  781. Oct 01 00:27:52 <Saryx> At the terrible joke. Not the fact a Ditto's melting on the floor beside him.
  782. Oct 01 00:27:56 <Rosetta> "I will make Skittles soda and that will make sense one day!"
  783. Oct 01 00:28:04 <~zoofman> Annnd seems her vocal chords have already melted.
  784. Oct 01 00:28:10 <~zoofman> Yurnero or Aevi?
  785. Oct 01 00:28:30 <Genevieve> "Go ahead and knock one out and we'll bottle that one."
  786. Oct 01 00:28:30 <Saryx> Yurnero!
  787. Oct 01 00:28:37 <Saryx> He needs his cinematic evolution sequence anyways.
  788. Oct 01 00:28:44 <Chase> "Hope enough's ALIVE of that thing to scoop into the bottle..."
  789. Oct 01 00:29:02 <~zoofman> Declare an action first!
  790. Oct 01 00:29:44 <Saryx> Yurnero takes out his stick, and points it at Monette. And then he starts swinging at her, jumping back and forth around her to slice her up in all directions!
  791. Oct 01 00:29:47 <Saryx> 1d20 Arm Thrust AC4
  792. Oct 01 00:29:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Arm Thrust AC4: 18 [1d20=18]
  793. Oct 01 00:30:05 <Saryx> 1d8
  794. Oct 01 00:30:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 1d8: 1 [1d8=1]
  795. Oct 01 00:30:16 <Saryx> ... Well screw you too DiceMaid :<
  796. Oct 01 00:30:19 <~zoofman> You know, go ahead and reroll that
  797. Oct 01 00:30:29 <Saryx> 1d8
  798. Oct 01 00:30:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 1d8: 6 [1d8=6]
  799. Oct 01 00:30:34 <~zoofman> much better!
  800. Oct 01 00:31:14 <Saryx> 3d6+32 Fighting damage
  801. Oct 01 00:31:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Fighting damage: 42 [3d6=3,6,1]
  802. Oct 01 00:32:00 <~zoofman> Yurnero starts to glow during his barrage of attacks, becoming larger, more muscular and defined before striking the final blow. He looks down on the melting figure. <You shame the mask you wear, demon!> He decapitates her with one of his shell blades!
  803. Oct 01 00:32:17 <~zoofman> ...Which...isn't as bad as it sounds, sind the head just melts into her form as she continues to become a pile of pink goop.
  804. Oct 01 00:32:20 <~zoofman> Gen's up!
  805. Oct 01 00:32:43 <Genevieve> 1d20+4 AP Ball at Raul then.
  806. Oct 01 00:32:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, AP Ball at Raul then.: 10 [1d20=6]
  807. Oct 01 00:32:57 <Genevieve> 1d100-30 again
  808. Oct 01 00:32:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, again: -19 [1d100=11]
  809. Oct 01 00:34:06 <~zoofman> That'll do it! Raul is sucked in and captured.
  810. Oct 01 00:34:30 <~zoofman> Which just leaves a now...melted and unconcious pink mess on the other side of the room.
  811. Oct 01 00:34:38 <Chase> "Who wants to do the honors?" he looks at Monette's form.
  812. Oct 01 00:34:47 <Chase> He'll take the bottle if nothing else.
  813. Oct 01 00:34:47 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Dittos Down! +4 Trainer exp, +900 Pokemon Exp
  814. Oct 01 00:34:52 »» Genevieve kneels down to scoops Monette into the bottle.
  815. Oct 01 00:35:16 <Genevieve> "Someone get the Bidoof and check out her supply closet."
  816. Oct 01 00:35:58 <Rosetta> "Think we should call in the Brains now that we've cleaned up? Who knows, could be a lot to move here if they have stuff hidden."
  817. Oct 01 00:36:00 <Chase> "Yeah, sure." he looks at the unconscious bidoofs and shakes his head. Is there even a solid suit left of these things? Might be worth researching.
  818. Oct 01 00:36:33 <Chase> "We'll leave the info with them when we get back."
  819. Oct 01 00:36:54 <Chase> "For now, let's just find what we can."
  820. Oct 01 00:36:54 <Saryx> "Yurnero, you did incredible there! And it seems you've grown even stronger than before!" He's quite pleased, and gives him some time for his due congratulations as he moves over to the Bidoofs' suit remains and starts scooping up the unconscious ones. "... So, I guess we should interrogate these guys once they wake up, too?"
  821. Oct 01 00:36:59 <Genevieve> "Yeah let's go ahead and call them. Looks like we've taken care of the baddies."
  822. Oct 01 00:37:03 <Saryx> unconscious doofs**
  823. Oct 01 00:37:08 <Chase> "We don't exactly need them to babysit us, they do a lot for us already."
  824. Oct 01 00:37:19 <~zoofman> Saryx has worked with this sorta stuff enough to not need a roll to think that, between the four suits, he could salvage something.
  825. Oct 01 00:37:20 »» Chase heads for the employee room
  826. Oct 01 00:37:35 <~zoofman> this sorta stuff being metals in general
  827. Oct 01 00:37:38 »» Rosetta rings up Jeremiah.
  828. Oct 01 00:37:39 <~zoofman> As for the techy bits, no clue
  829. Oct 01 00:38:15 <Saryx> Oh, he was just collecting the unconscious Bidoofs for interrogating the space aliens later. ... There might've been a 'we' where he said 'I' too because Bother's a derp as well.
  830. Oct 01 00:38:26 <~zoofman> Yurnero looks himself over. <Suppose I have. But yes. The Doofs.> He assists in rounding them up.
  831. Oct 01 00:39:09 <Saryx> "... There's some pretty sophisticated stuff scattered around here, too, Gen. Think you might have any idea what this stuff is?" He points out the techy bits, but yeah he's totally salvaging the mundane metals, leaving the Binding of Bidoof to Yurnero while he has a field day there.
  832. Oct 01 00:39:29 <~zoofman> You both hear supernatural laughter from Chase and Gen's necklaces as Monette gets scooped into a bottle and capped.
  833. Oct 01 00:39:29 <Genevieve> 3d6+3 Anything useable?
  834. Oct 01 00:39:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Anything useable?: 14 [3d6=5,5,1]
  835. Oct 01 00:39:32 <~zoofman> They find this fucking hilarious
  836. Oct 01 00:39:52 <Saryx> Saryx staaares. "... That is just creepy."
  837. Oct 01 00:40:01 »» Chase grins.
  838. Oct 01 00:40:19 <Saryx> 1&O must really be fucking dying in there.
  839. Oct 01 00:41:05 <~zoofman> Alright, lesse here.
  840. Oct 01 00:41:41 <~zoofman> Chase, you find a lot of clothing. And...Roll me Intuition.
  841. Oct 01 00:41:51 ---» Break__ ([email protected]) has Joined #easternislesrhapsody
  842. Oct 01 00:42:03 <Chase> 6d6+9 May as well blow my last three AP for the day
  843. Oct 01 00:42:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, May as well blow my last three AP for the day: 29 [6d6=3,5,3,1,3,5]
  844. Oct 01 00:42:17 <~zoofman> Genevieve, as for the suits, this is alien tech and sorta over your head at first look, but you think that between you and Saryx and some time? And some other hands? Oh yeah, totally
  845. Oct 01 00:42:31 <~zoofman> The doofs inside look like normal doofs to you, as well.
  846. Oct 01 00:42:41 <Genevieve> "We can get this stuff to work, eventually."
  847. Oct 01 00:42:45 <~zoofman> Something doesn't smell right about this room, Chase.
  848. Oct 01 00:42:50 <~zoofman> You can't really put a finger on what.
  849. Oct 01 00:43:04 <Saryx> ... You think you might want a LMHYWT on that Chase?
  850. Oct 01 00:43:23 »» Rosetta just lets Jeremiah know that they've cleaned up and she'll let them know if they need help moving stuff out of here.
  851. Oct 01 00:43:24 <Chase> Sure.
  852. Oct 01 00:43:37 <Saryx> Re-roll with an additional +4.
  853. Oct 01 00:44:00 »» Chase makes EXTRA damn sure to scour the room with Saryx's help.
  854. Oct 01 00:44:02 <~zoofman> Jeramiah can come by and help, Rosetta, but either way you'll probably be meeting up rather soon to report this.
  855. Oct 01 00:44:09 «--- Break_ ([email protected]) has Quit (Ping timeout)
  856. Oct 01 00:44:09 «--- Break ([email protected]) has Quit (Ping timeout)
  857. Oct 01 00:44:09 <Chase> 6d6+13
  858. Oct 01 00:44:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 6d6+13: 29 [6d6=5,4,2,1,3,1]
  859. Oct 01 00:44:13 <Chase> goddammit
  860. Oct 01 00:44:18 <Chase> rrrrose?
  861. Oct 01 00:44:19 <Saryx> Fuck off DiceMaid ;_;
  862. Oct 01 00:44:21 ---» Break ([email protected]) has Joined #easternislesrhapsody
  863. Oct 01 00:44:38 <~zoofman> Well, Chase.
  864. Oct 01 00:44:45 <Rosetta> (sorry, I'm out of AP)
  865. Oct 01 00:44:47 <~zoofman> You're reminded of the smell of Yemaja's desacrated temple.
  866. Oct 01 00:45:46 <Chase> "Smells like... Yemaja's place..."
  867. Oct 01 00:45:59 <Chase> He starts cleaning up the clothes, looking for bodies.
  868. Oct 01 00:46:47 »» Genevieve makes sure to get a sample of Monette in a separate vial.
  869. Oct 01 00:47:15 <Saryx> "... Like her place? You mean it might be possible the Ditto were involved in attacking her, too?"
  870. Oct 01 00:47:33 <Chase> "I couldn't say. But that was Dandyman behind that. ...well, fuck."
  871. Oct 01 00:47:39 <~zoofman> Picking up the clothes, you find the entrance to a crawlspace.
  872. Oct 01 00:48:01 <Chase> "Nigga I ain't goin' in there."
  873. Oct 01 00:48:08 <Rosetta> "You want me to take a look?"
  874. Oct 01 00:48:12 <Chase> He's half joking, kneeling down to squint.
  875. Oct 01 00:48:23 <Chase> "Yeah, go for it if you think it's okay."
  876. Oct 01 00:48:28 <~zoofman> You see the feet of two cadavers.
  877. Oct 01 00:48:34 <Chase> "...oh god."
  878. Oct 01 00:48:45 <Chase> "I think we found the real Monette and Raul."
  879. Oct 01 00:48:57 <Genevieve> "When I said 'probably not their real bodies', I probably should have been more clear."
  880. Oct 01 00:49:19 <Rosetta> "Oh geez."
  881. Oct 01 00:49:49 <Chase> "We gotta report this."
  882. Oct 01 00:50:21 <Genevieve> "Obviously." She takes the feet of one body and tries to pull them out of the crawlspace.
  883. Oct 01 00:50:22 <Saryx> "Maaan, that's not right at all!" Is there any particular means of death visible on the bodies?
  884. Oct 01 00:51:40 <~zoofman> You pull out a body of an old lady, stripped of clothes and eyes still wide with terror.
  885. Oct 01 00:51:43 »» Chase tries -not- to look at the bodies as he looks around the room for any last clues, probably not finding anything.
  886. Oct 01 00:51:48 <~zoofman> A quick medical examination makes it clear she was suffocated
  887. Oct 01 00:52:46 <Saryx> "... Looks like they just wriggled around their necks and squeezed the life out of 'em."
  888. Oct 01 00:53:26 <~zoofman> You're getting the feeling that whatever these two did, Chase, they kept it in their heads.
  889. Oct 01 00:53:56 <Chase> Er, what do you mean by that?
  890. Oct 01 00:54:16 <Chase> oh
  891. Oct 01 00:54:17 <Chase> wait
  892. Oct 01 00:54:21 <Chase> nevermind
  893. Oct 01 00:54:22 <Genevieve> "Pretty easy for a pile of jello to smother someone." She goes to pull out actual Raul.
  894. Oct 01 00:54:25 <Chase> I misread that~
  895. Oct 01 00:54:37 <Chase> "No physical traces of anything... nothing else to find I guess."
  896. Oct 01 00:54:44 <~zoofman> Same situation with poor Raul. Young guy was surprised, smothered, and stripped and hidden away.
  897. Oct 01 00:54:54 <Chase> "Christ, man..."
  898. Oct 01 00:55:06 <Genevieve> "Makes me more curious about Husk, but, well, he's on the black list already anyway."
  899. Oct 01 00:55:25 <Saryx> "... Gen, think you can tell how long ago this happened to 'em?"
  900. Oct 01 00:55:34 <Genevieve> 6d6+3 Probably
  901. Oct 01 00:55:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Probably: 22 [6d6=4,4,2,2,4,3]
  902. Oct 01 00:56:00 <Rosetta> "I'm guessing for Raul it was when he played lookout."
  903. Oct 01 00:56:10 <~zoofman> That's the gross part, Saryx, Gen, these bodies are...well, a few weeks old.
  904. Oct 01 00:56:40 <Chase> "Arright, we report back to Jerry, then make sure the peacekeepers get a report. on this. Wonder if there's a protocol for ditto alert..."
  905. Oct 01 00:56:52 <Genevieve> "Awhile. Long enough that too much longer and guests would have started smelling it too."
  906. Oct 01 00:56:54 <Chase> "...I'm getting out of here anyway before I hurl."
  907. Oct 01 00:57:29 »» Chase quickly goes to leave. "Where we taking the bidoofs? Anyone?"
  908. Oct 01 00:57:58 <Genevieve> "I'm sure the Frontier or the peacekeepers have a time-out zone for them."
  909. Oct 01 00:58:31 <Saryx> "Yeah. We're gonna need to get more information out of 'em all anyways, so we're gonna need some place to keep 'em where they won't just gnaw through the rope or bars and escape."
  910. Oct 01 00:59:00 <Saryx> "They probably know more about the Banisher and Husk than Minuetta does, at least."
  911. Oct 01 00:59:28 <Genevieve> "Ask the Brains. I need to get back to the ship before Raul-Two wakes up and tries to kill me."
  912. Oct 01 00:59:37 <Rosetta> "Speaking of..." Rosetta turns to Minuetta. "What do you make of this?"
  913. Oct 01 01:00:14 <~zoofman> Poor Minuetta was hiding and watching from a safe distance :c <...I don't quite understand what those creatures are myself.>
  914. Oct 01 01:00:28 <Chase> "Seriously? They're ditto."
  915. Oct 01 01:00:35 <Chase> "They're notorious here."
  916. Oct 01 01:00:55 <Chase> "Shapeshifters, a whole war ages ago. Yeah, I'll give you a break, you're not from here."
  917. Oct 01 01:00:55 <~zoofman> Geez, Chase, Mr Meanface to the Pokemon not from 'here'.
  918. Oct 01 01:01:07 <Chase> (I was getting to that)
  919. Oct 01 01:01:27 <Genevieve> "They're not too happy with DC, either, if you didn't get that."
  920. Oct 01 01:01:31 <Chase> "We'll see if we can pick up a few history books... might be good to give them a once over."
  921. Oct 01 01:01:34 <~zoofman> <That's...disturbing.>
  922. Oct 01 01:02:04 <Chase> He nods.
  923. Oct 01 01:02:17 <Chase> "We named our band after them for the shock value, actually."
  924. Oct 01 01:02:40 <~zoofman> <I'm not sure what to think until one of them is questioned.>
  925. Oct 01 01:02:51 <Genevieve> "I guess this explains how they even got samples of Ditto DNA for the code though."
  926. Oct 01 01:03:49 <Chase> "Don't like where this is heading at all."
  927. Oct 01 01:04:04 <Chase> "I know one thing though."
  928. Oct 01 01:04:10 <Chase> "Niggas, we goin' grocery shoppin'."
  929. Oct 01 01:04:30 <Rosetta> "Dude, I have. So many. Sodas."
  930. Oct 01 01:04:41 <Chase> "We need powdered sugar too."
  931. Oct 01 01:04:55 <Chase> "But yeah, good start."
  932. Oct 01 01:05:17 <~zoofman> <I suppose if glucose harms them, the assistance of a chef would be of great use?>
  933. Oct 01 01:05:26 <Saryx> "Should we get those candies that you pop 'em in the soda and they fire off like rockets, too?"
  934. Oct 01 01:05:39 <Chase> "A chef, huh... like Anna or the Breakfastmancer."
  935. Oct 01 01:06:05 <Chase> "And I think I know which one is more likely to be thrilled to help."
  936. Oct 01 01:06:16 <Genevieve> "Maybe a riot cannon fitted to fire simple syrup instead of plain water."
  937. Oct 01 01:07:36 <Chase> "We should get one of those for our boat."
  938. Oct 01 01:07:49 <Chase> "Anyway... this is some odd conversation to be having around some dead bodies." :<
  939. Oct 01 01:07:52 <Chase> "Let's go."
  940. Oct 01 01:07:59 <Saryx> "Hopefully she's not completely demoralized after that whole thing..." Saryx mutters to himself. "Chase, you think you wanna talk to Anna 'bout that once she feels better?"
  941. Oct 01 01:08:05 <Genevieve> "They're just dead bodies."
  942. Oct 01 01:08:33 <Chase> "Well, she's had a few days so hopefully..."
  943. Oct 01 01:08:54 <Chase> "I'll explain the situation to Ammy at least, see what she thinks."
  944. Oct 01 01:09:27 <Saryx> "I mean, once her injuries heal up. ... Though actually I don't think alchemizing things would be too hard for her even while she's bedridden..."
  945. Oct 01 01:09:38 <Rosetta> "Yeah, let's get out of here and get some rest if there's nothing else for us to find."
  946. Oct 01 01:09:43 <Genevieve> "Anyway, like I said, back to the ship. Call me if you need me to explain anything to the Brains."
  947. Oct 01 01:10:22 »» Chase nods.
  948. Oct 01 01:10:26 »» Chase zoom
  949. Oct 01 01:10:29 <Saryx> "But yeah, I'd wanna hear how up to things she is once she's filled in on this."
  950. Oct 01 01:10:39 <Saryx> Saryx looks around the room once more.
  951. Oct 01 01:10:39 <Chase> "Sure thing, Saryx."
  952. Oct 01 01:10:55 <Saryx> "... Yep. Still margarita time."
  953. Oct 01 01:11:00 <Saryx> Oh right, Pickup!
  954. Oct 01 01:11:09 <Saryx> 1d20
  955. Oct 01 01:11:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  956. Oct 01 01:11:28 <Saryx> Too busy thinking about the Margaritas for that apparently :<
  957. Oct 01 01:11:46 <Saryx> Why does this thing have a failrate for a Daily cast anyways?!?
  958. Oct 01 01:12:04 <~zoofman> You find the cursed pantsu on the head of one of the resin models on the way out.
  959. Oct 01 01:12:26 <Saryx> ". . ."
  960. Oct 01 01:12:26 <~zoofman> Which is sorta funny cause you coulda sworn anna had them last.
  961. Oct 01 01:12:30 <~zoofman> and you were just talking about Anna
  962. Oct 01 01:12:30 <Saryx> "But I . . ."
  963. Oct 01 01:12:40 <Saryx> "I could've sworn I gave these back to . . ."
  964. Oct 01 01:12:53 <Saryx> "Hey, Chase!" He calls out the door if the dude's not 50 miles away already.
  965. Oct 01 01:13:13 <Saryx> ". . . Chase?!?"
  966. Oct 01 01:13:42 <Saryx> A defeated sigh.
  967. Oct 01 01:13:55 <Chase> (I can still be there :3c)
  968. Oct 01 01:14:05 <Chase> (Unless you think it's funnier this way)
  969. Oct 01 01:14:17 <Saryx> He just wants Ammy's phone number.
  970. Oct 01 01:14:22 <~zoofman> You guys can continue your conversation, but as for your adventure today, that's come to a close.
  971. Oct 01 01:14:25 <~zoofman> Good job, Braves!
  972. Oct 01 01:14:27 <~zoofman> </dittos>
  973. Oct 01 01:14:33 <Chase> Chase is just outside, and he's glad to give Saryx Ammy's number!
  974. Oct 01 01:14:46 <Saryx> 'cause he sure as hell ain't calling Anna to tell her her panties are stalking him.
  975. Oct 01 01:15:30 »» Chase is now known as Kain
  976. Oct 01 01:15:42 »» Rosetta is now known as castfromhp
  977. Oct 01 01:15:47 »» Saryx is now known as Botherer
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