People Will Read Anything Because Good Is Dumb

"Wow, that sounded so cool!" Toadette chimed while eating. "Did you lose anything?"
"Outside of my bones not really." Dry Bowser responded, doing some thinking. "In fact it makes me wonder what other things I might have gotten back."
"Can you repeat that for people in the back?" A Goomba asked.
"Peeyew; think I had way too much!" Toadette sharted.
And then Dry Bowser beat up Toadette for being fetish bait.
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Baby Sneed was racing through the Sunshine Airport as she came into contact with her adult self, who gulped as she felt nervous, both of them riding on the Teddy Buggy, with Sneed wearing her tight biker outfit as both of the princesses were gliding in the air, heading back down on the yellow dirt paved road as they headed into the terminal.
"Here I go!" Baby Sneed exclaimed as she released a high pitched toot, using the gas to propel herself forward.
Sneed coughed as she smelled her baby self's rotten gas, waving her right hand as she slowed down. "Ugh... are my farts really that bad?" She then felt her stomach rumble, causing her to groan as she placed her right hand on her stomach. "Oh no..."
And then Sneed let loose a brassy deep pitched fart that caused a brown stain on the back of her pants, with the space princess blushing as several of the Piantas and Nokis noticing as they pointed at Sneed and laughed, with Baby Sneed continuing to fart away squeaky toots as she giggled, enjoying her flatulence unlike her embarrassed adult self.
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Baby Family Guy Funny Moments was going through the dusty Bone Dry Dunes as she was constantly farting in the faces of Morton Koopa and Roy Koopa, both of the burly Koopalings quite annoyed.
"Urgh! Quit doing that, you pesky filler slot!" Roy growled as he grabbed a fire flower and began shooting red fireballs at Baby Family Guy Funny Moments, burning her up.
Morton then smirked as he rammed right into the princess baby, pushing her into the water near the ship containing Toads. "Hurheurhuer! That'll teach ya to mess with the heavyweights!"
Roy and Morton then high fived each other as they kept on racing, with Wendy O' Koopa and Dry Bones both on the ship as they watched Baby Family Guy Funny Moments struggle to stay afloat, the two reptiles looking at each other.
"This is embarrassing," Wendy said.
Dry Bones nodded. "Indeed it is."
Suddenly a green shelled Lakitu rescued Baby Family Guy Funny Moments, only to drop her right back in as she farted in his face.