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  1. ==BEGIN==
  2. ·
  3. Sracri inserts the client disk, still giggling to himself about the seizure orb.
  4.  
  5. DM_TZIVOS: Brian, you reach the western exit and head further beyond it for a few minutes until you reach the edge of what looks like a mining quarry. There are a few small buildings near the mine tracks leading down into the quarry
  6.  
  7. DM_TZIVOS: Sracri, you're given the prompt to ENTER SERVER USERNAME
  8.  
  9. Sracri: "WH@T?!"
  10.  
  11. Sracri: "WH@T THE HECK DOES TH@T ME@N?!"
  12. ·
  13. Sracri attempts to input his own handle.
  14.  
  15. DM_TZIVOS: ERROR: INVALID INPUT
  16.  
  17. DM_TZIVOS: you're struck with the memory of the last prompt, which asked you to INSERT CLIENT USERNAME. You used your friend's username, so perhaps there's another friend with a username to use?
  18.  
  19. Sracri: "UGH TH*I*S *I*S STUP*I*D!"
  20. ·
  21. Sracri inputs some random handle from his contacts.
  22.  
  23. DM_TZIVOS: The prompt accepts the handle hackinSlash
  24.  
  25. DM_TZIVOS: Brian, your laptop suddenly lets out a small notification noise
  26.  
  27. Sracri: guerillaHarlequiun [ GH ] has begun trolling hackinSlash [ HS ]
  28.  
  29. Brian_Carter: "Great. At a time like this?" You take off Quill's coat and captchalogue it, and pull out your laptop.
  30.  
  31. Sracri: GH: YOU'RE MY SL@VE NOW!
  32.  
  33. Brian_Carter: HS: Uh...
  34.  
  35. Brian_Carter: HS: Huh.
  36.  
  37. Sracri: GH: YOU NEED TO GET ME MY SE*I*ZURE ORB!
  38.  
  39. Brian_Carter: HS: Ohhhhhh. Right.
  40.  
  41. Brian_Carter: HS: You must have gotten Amdran in then.
  42.  
  43. Sracri: GH: YE@H, SURE, WH@TEVER!
  44.  
  45. Brian_Carter: HS: Oi.
  46.  
  47. Brian_Carter: HS: Cut the shit.
  48.  
  49. Brian_Carter: HS: Did you or did you not?
  50.  
  51. Sracri: GH: JUST G*I*VE ME MY B@LL OF POTENT*I*@L DE@TH!
  52.  
  53. Brian_Carter: HS: I can wait.
  54.  
  55. Brian_Carter: HS: I have a lot more time than you do.
  56.  
  57. Brian_Carter: HS: Literally.
  58.  
  59. Brian_Carter: HS: You'll cooperate with me.
  60.  
  61. Brian_Carter: HS: Or you'll die there.
  62.  
  63. Brian_Carter: HS: Not my problem, honestly.
  64.  
  65. Sracri: GH: WHY WOULD *I* CHOOSE @NYTH*I*NG OTHER TH@N DE@TH?!
  66.  
  67. Brian_Carter: HS: Meh.
  68.  
  69. Sracri: GH: THE CHO*I*CE SEEMS PRETTY CLE@R HERE!
  70.  
  71. Brian_Carter: HS: Dude, don't care.
  72.  
  73. Sracri: GH: SURE, *I* GOT WH@TSH*I*SN@ME *I*N, NOW G*I*VE ME MY SE*I*ZURE!
  74.  
  75. Brian_Carter: HS: Calm the fuck down.
  76.  
  77. Brian_Carter: HS: Now.
  78.  
  79. Brian_Carter: HS: I didn't have to fucking choose you to save.
  80.  
  81. Sracri: GH: NO, SCREW YOU!
  82.  
  83. Brian_Carter: HS: I didn't want to choose you.
  84.  
  85. Sracri: GH: GOOD, BEC@USE *I* DON'T W@NT TO BE S@VED!
  86.  
  87. Sracri: GH: *I* W@NT @ B@LL OF SE*I*ZURES!
  88.  
  89. Brian_Carter: HS: K
  90. ·
  91. Brian_Carter enters guerillaHarlequin into his client entry.
  92.  
  93. DM_TZIVOS: The prompt accepts the username and Brian's screen flashes to a view of Sracri in his tent-hive as Sracri's screen goes black
  94.  
  95. DM_TZIVOS: Brian coded the game, so he knows the menus and camera controls
  96.  
  97. Brian_Carter: What's Sracri's hive look like?
  98.  
  99. Sracri: Giant circus tent built into an abandoned building
  100.  
  101. Sracri: Trampolines, high wires, and rusty nails all over the place.
  102.  
  103. Brian_Carter: And where would Sracri be?
  104.  
  105. Sracri: I think he just got back from hunting with Mammothdad, so pretty near the entrance?
  106.  
  107. DM_TZIVOS: that is correct
  108.  
  109. Sracri: Just sitting on the floor with his husktop.
  110.  
  111. Brian_Carter: Great... It's a fucking tent.
  112.  
  113. Brian_Carter: No doors.
  114.  
  115. Sracri: Oh yeah, the hive also has a kitchen.
  116.  
  117. Sracri: Probably still with that bowl of nails without milk from before.
  118.  
  119. Brian_Carter: Is there a Lion cage or something that I can contain Sracri with?
  120.  
  121. DM_TZIVOS: DM says yes cuz that's hilarious
  122.  
  123. Sracri: I approve of this.
  124.  
  125. Brian_Carter: I take the lion cage and trap Sracri in it.
  126.  
  127. DM_TZIVOS: roll acrobatics to do so
  128.  
  129. Brian_Carter rolls 1d20+3 = 20
  130.  
  131. DM_TZIVOS: sracri, roll acrobatics to dodge
  132.  
  133. Sracri rolls 1d20+5 = 11
  134.  
  135. DM_TZIVOS: Brian deftly grabs a rusting lion cage and scoops sracri up into it, the door closing on sracri but not locking cuz a rusting cage can't really manage that
  136.  
  137. Brian_Carter: HS: Okay, now that you're contained, I can get going with this.
  138. ·
  139. Sracri sits down, pouting.
  140.  
  141. Sracri: "C@GES @RE NO FUN!"
  142. ·
  143. Brian_Carter moves a bookshelf in front of the door to the cage
  144.  
  145. DM_TZIVOS: Brian, roll acrobatics
  146.  
  147. Brian_Carter rolls 1d20+3 = 20
  148.  
  149. DM_TZIVOS: Yup, there is now a bookshelf in front of the cage door
  150.  
  151. Brian_Carter: There's gotta be a cannon around here, right?
  152. ·
  153. Sracri drops a bomb at the entrance of the cage.
  154.  
  155. DM_TZIVOS: Brian, you don't find any cannons
  156.  
  157. DM_TZIVOS: The bomb goes off and the bookshelf, followed by some of the rusty bars, are blown into pieces a few feet away
  158.  
  159. Sracri: "WHEE!"
  160.  
  161. Brian_Carter: HS: You're not going to cooperate with me, are you?
  162.  
  163. Sracri: GH: WHY ON @LTERN*I*@ WOULD *I* DO TH@T?!
  164.  
  165. Brian_Carter: HS: Because I literally control your ability to get the fucking seizure orb, dumbass.
  166.  
  167. Sracri: GH: COME ON, JUST PUT *I*T DOWN!
  168.  
  169. Brian_Carter: HS: Hold on.
  170.  
  171. Brian_Carter: HS: What do you plan on putting in it?
  172.  
  173. Sracri: GH: *I*'LL SP@SM ON THE FLOOR, *I*T'LL BE GRE@T!
  174.  
  175. Sracri: GH: WH@T?!
  176.  
  177. Sracri: GH: *I* JUST W@NN@ LOOK @T *I*T!
  178.  
  179. Brian_Carter: HS: What the fuck do you think I mean.
  180.  
  181. Sracri: GH: HECK *I*F *I* KNOW!
  182.  
  183. Brian_Carter: HS: Yeah, I don't trust that.
  184.  
  185. Sracri: GH: *I* W@NN@ ST@RE @T THE B@LL TH@T
  186.  
  187. Sracri: W*I*LL M@KE ME SP@SM UNCONTROLL@BLY!
  188.  
  189. Brian_Carter: HS: Fine.
  190.  
  191. Sracri: GH: WH@T P@RT OF TH@T DOESN'T SOUND @WESOME?!
  192.  
  193. Brian_Carter: HS: I'll deploy the Cruxtruder.
  194.  
  195. Brian_Carter: HS: But I'm not deploying anything else until you prototype the sphere with something I deem okay.
  196.  
  197. Sracri: GH: SURE, WH@TEVER, JUST GET ME MY SE*I*ZURE B@LL!
  198.  
  199. Brian_Carter: HS: Don't do that, and you'll die.
  200.  
  201. Brian_Carter: HS: Not my loss.
  202.  
  203. Sracri: GH: H@VE YOU MET ME?!
  204.  
  205. Brian_Carter: HS: Once, and it was terrible.
  206.  
  207. Sracri: GH: DY*I*NG *I*S NOT MY LOSS E*I*THER!
  208.  
  209. Brian_Carter: HS: Perfect.
  210.  
  211. Sracri: GH: OK@Y?!
  212. ·
  213. Brian_Carter drops the cruxtruder in the air, right above sracri
  214. ·
  215. Sracri raises his arms towards the floating seizure containing box, and starts shouting "G*I*MME G*I*MME G*I*MME!"
  216.  
  217. DM_TZIVOS: The cruxtruder lands on top of and crushes the cage, Sracri, standing in the cage's doorway, is given minor scratches by the cage debris and knocked to the ground by the heavy *THUD* of the cruxtruder
  218.  
  219. Brian_Carter: HS: Have fun, dipshit.
  220.  
  221. Sracri: GH: *I* W*I*LL H@VE SO MUCH FUN!
  222. ·
  223. Sracri places a bomb on the lid of the box.
  224.  
  225. Brian_Carter: What else is in the tent? Anything Brian would deem worthy of prototyping?
  226.  
  227. DM_TZIVOS: roll investigation to find something
  228.  
  229. Brian_Carter rolls 1d20-1 = 19
  230.  
  231. Brian_Carter: Crit
  232.  
  233. DM_TZIVOS: You find some old and slightly torn stuffed carnival toy-prizes
  234.  
  235. Brian_Carter: What else?
  236.  
  237. DM_TZIVOS: some pieces of old carnival games, like ring-toss, etc..
  238.  
  239. DM_TZIVOS: Sracri, the bomb goes off and sends the lid flying
  240.  
  241. DM_TZIVOS: brown cruxite dowels come flying out of the tube, followed by a brown kernelsprite
  242. ·
  243. Sracri gets a really wide smile.
  244.  
  245. Sracri: "OH HOW *I* M*I*SSED YOU!"
  246. ·
  247. Sracri sits down, and stares transfixed at the glowing kernalsprite.
  248. ·
  249. Brian_Carter continues looking around
  250.  
  251. DM_TZIVOS: roll investigation again
  252.  
  253. Brian_Carter: But mah crit
  254.  
  255. DM_TZIVOS: okay you get one more input
  256.  
  257. DM_TZIVOS: You find some juggling and performance materials, like clubs, swords and whatnot
  258.  
  259. Brian_Carter: define
  260.  
  261. Brian_Carter: "Whatnot"
  262.  
  263. DM_TZIVOS: balls, slime-thingies, small household appliances
  264.  
  265. Brian_Carter: define
  266.  
  267. Brian_Carter: "Slime thingies"
  268.  
  269. DM_TZIVOS: baseball size plastic/rubber packets filled with slime, the kind that'd pop if it fell really hard
  270.  
  271. Brian_Carter: Okay, now
  272.  
  273. Brian_Carter: define
  274.  
  275. Brian_Carter: "Small household appliances"
  276.  
  277. DM_TZIVOS: no more definitions, we got a show to do
  278.  
  279. Brian_Carter: BUT WHAT IS A SMALL HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE
  280.  
  281. DM_TZIVOS: google it
  282.  
  283. Brian_Carter: Whatever.
  284. .
  285. Growing bored of the normal flashing, Sracri remembers the brighter flash that happened when he shot it before. He pulls out a gasoline can from his sylladex (causing a small explosion for 1d4 damage) and tosses it at the seizure ball.
  286.  
  287. Sracri rolls 1d4 = 4
  288.  
  289. Brian_Carter: You deploy the rest of the shit as far away as possible from each other, and the card in the middle of the ring of fire.
  290.  
  291. Brian_Carter: HS: Do whatever you want, you impossible gremlin.
  292.  
  293. Brian_Carter: HS: But if you do nothing, you'll die.
  294.  
  295. Brian_Carter: HS: Figure I'll tempt you.
  296.  
  297. Sracri: GH: JUST LET ME ENJOY MY SE*I*ZURE B@LL!
  298.  
  299. Brian_Carter: HS: Do me the favor and die.
  300.  
  301. DM_TZIVOS: Sracri, the kernelsprite absorbs the gas can and lets out a burst of bright light before displaying the image of an empty gas can
  302. ·
  303. Sracri smiles and giggles to himself.
  304. ·
  305. Brian_Carter closes his laptop
  306.  
  307. DM_TZIVOS: Each of the remaining machines lands with various *THUDS* and the captchalogue card lands in a circle of fire that no one can even ignite cuz there's no gasoline
  308.  
  309. DM_TZIVOS: a timer begins flashing on the cruxtruder, followed by a beeping noise
  310.  
  311. DM_TZIVOS: 3:30
  312.  
  313. DM_TZIVOS: 3:29
  314.  
  315. DM_TZIVOS: 3:28
  316.  
  317. DM_TZIVOS: outside, you hear the sounds of a very distant explosion
  318.  
  319. Sracri: "UGH, WH@T NOW?!"
  320.  
  321. DM_TZIVOS: actually, lots of distant explosions, almost as if there's a huge fireworks show going on
  322.  
  323. Sracri: "OO, F*I*REWORKS!"
  324. ·
  325. Sracri abandons his seizure ball to go watch the fireworks.
  326.  
  327. DM_TZIVOS: You go outside to see that meteors are falling at an alarming rate and colliding with a city in the very far distance
  328.  
  329. Sracri: "HEY, THOSE @REN'T F*I*REWORKS!"
  330. ·
  331. Sracri gets the feeling that timer might actually matter a bit. He returns inside, and 'whispers' a quick "B@CK SOON, MY LOVE!" to the seizure orb, and grabs the dowel cylinder thingy and takes it to the spinny thingy.
  332.  
  333. DM_TZIVOS: The dowel fits in between the totem lathe's clamps
  334.  
  335. DM_TZIVOS: 3:19
  336.  
  337. DM_TZIVOS: 3:18
  338.  
  339. DM_TZIVOS: 3:17
  340.  
  341. DM_TZIVOS: 3:16
  342.  
  343. DM_TZIVOS: 3:15
  344. ·
  345. Sracri awaits for the needle to appear, but gets annoyed when it doesn't.
  346.  
  347. Sracri: "HEY WH@T G*I*VES?!"
  348. ·
  349. Sracri looks around and then sees the card, presumably, bringing it back to the needle thingy.
  350.  
  351. DM_TZIVOS: The card fits into a small slot below a lever
  352.  
  353. DM_TZIVOS: 3:00
  354.  
  355. DM_TZIVOS: 2:59
  356.  
  357. DM_TZIVOS: 2:58
  358. ·
  359. Sracri pulls the lever, glancing longingly at the seizure orb.
  360.  
  361. DM_TZIVOS: The clamps tighten on the dowel and being spinning at a blurring speed, the needle descending and carving into the dowel in a matter of moments
  362.  
  363. DM_TZIVOS: 2:40
  364.  
  365. DM_TZIVOS: the process finished very soon and the needle returns to its position as the clamps loosen their grip
  366.  
  367. DM_TZIVOS: 2:39
  368.  
  369. DM_TZIVOS: 2:38
  370.  
  371. DM_TZIVOS: 2:37
  372. ·
  373. Sracri chuckles quietly at the mental image of the cylinder being him carved into weird shapes.
  374.  
  375. DM_TZIVOS: 2:36
  376. ·
  377. Sracri takes the new thingy and makes the trek over to where the last thing is, and places it on top.
  378.  
  379. DM_TZIVOS: The dowel ignites with an explosion of light as a big tree with a dotted line running across it's mid-section sprouts on the alchemiter.
  380. ·
  381. Sracri stares at the light, and then gets frustrated when it disappears.
  382.  
  383. Sracri: "WHO C@RES @BOUT TREES?!"
  384.  
  385. DM_TZIVOS: 2:20
  386.  
  387. DM_TZIVOS: 2:19
  388.  
  389. DM_TZIVOS: 2:18
  390.  
  391. DM_TZIVOS: 2:17
  392. ·
  393. Sracri looks around for some kind of axe or something, but then remembers the knives from the assassin.
  394. ·
  395. Sracri retrieves one knife, and starts sawing across the line.
  396.  
  397. DM_TZIVOS: You can hear the distant explosions of the meteors getting much closer as you start sawing
  398.  
  399. DM_TZIVOS: but these knives are like a foot long, max, and they're not even serrated
  400.  
  401. DM_TZIVOS: so you make virtually no progress
  402.  
  403. Sracri: "UGH, SCREW *I*T!"
  404. ·
  405. Sracri drops a bomb.
  406.  
  407. DM_TZIVOS: roll damage
  408.  
  409. Sracri rolls 1d8 = 2
  410.  
  411. DM_TZIVOS: 1:55
  412.  
  413. DM_TZIVOS: 1:54
  414.  
  415. DM_TZIVOS: The bomb explodes, carving a small chunk out of the tree.
  416.  
  417. DM_TZIVOS: As soon as this happens, you hear chittering and noises from the tree's branches
  418.  
  419. DM_TZIVOS: Four cruxite animals burst from the tree's branches and start wildly running around your hive
  420.  
  421. Sracri: "@W NO, YOU GET B@CK HERE @ND D*I*E W*I*TH YOUR TREE!"
  422.  
  423. DM_TZIVOS: mammothdad, who was previously just resting in his corner, is getting very annoyed by all this and starts trumpeting and trying to attack the animals
  424.  
  425. DM_TZIVOS rolls 1d20+4 = 10
  426.  
  427. DM_TZIVOS: but he misses and hits a wall
  428.  
  429. DM_TZIVOS: the animals, in response to this, turn their aggression towards mammothdad
  430.  
  431. DM_TZIVOS: Roll initiative
  432.  
  433. Sracri rolls 1d20+3 = 6
  434.  
  435. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20 = 10
  436.  
  437. DM_TZIVOS rolls repeat 4 1d20+2 = 11; 11; 3; 11
  438.  
  439. DM_TZIVOS: turn order:
  440.  
  441. DM_TZIVOS: cruxite critter 1 > cruxite critter 2 > cruxite critter 3 > Mammothdad > You > cruxite critter 4 loses its turn
  442.  
  443. DM_TZIVOS: the first critter, which looks like a surprisingly large squirrel, claws at mammothdad
  444.  
  445. DM_TZIVOS rolls 1d20+3 = 5
  446.  
  447. DM_TZIVOS: but misses
  448.  
  449. DM_TZIVOS: critter 2, an abnormally large avian creature, tries pecking at mammothdad's eyes
  450.  
  451. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+3 = 5
  452.  
  453. DM_TZIVOS: but misses as well
  454.  
  455. DM_TZIVOS: critter 3, which looks like a wild cat, tries clawing at mammothdad
  456.  
  457. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+3 = 12
  458.  
  459. DM_TZIVOS: but misses as well
  460.  
  461. DM_TZIVOS: Mammothdad tries stomping on critter 3
  462.  
  463. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+5 = 16
  464.  
  465. DM_TZIVOS: he succeeds, crushing the critter into cruxite shards
  466.  
  467. DM_TZIVOS: 2:00
  468.  
  469. DM_TZIVOS: your turn
  470. ·
  471. Sracri runs up to critter 4, and attempts to grab it.
  472.  
  473. DM_TZIVOS: roll to grapple
  474.  
  475. Sracri rolls 1d20+1 = 11
  476.  
  477. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+2 = 13
  478.  
  479. DM_TZIVOS: the critter manages to slip out of your grip
  480.  
  481. Sracri: "B@H!"
  482.  
  483. Sracri: Even though it probably won't matter in this scenario, minor action to roll performance to give mammothdad a boost to damage.
  484.  
  485. Sracri rolls 1d20+3 = 12
  486.  
  487. DM_TZIVOS: mammothdad gets a +1 to damage on his next turn
  488.  
  489. Sracri: +1 damage living the dream.
  490.  
  491. Sracri: End turn.
  492.  
  493. DM_TZIVOS: Critter 4 is really slow to the uptake and loses its turn as a result
  494.  
  495. DM_TZIVOS: critter 1 tries clawing at mammothdad's eyes
  496.  
  497. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+3 = 12
  498.  
  499. DM_TZIVOS: but misses again
  500.  
  501. DM_TZIVOS: it tries clawing a second time
  502.  
  503. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+3 = 9
  504.  
  505. DM_TZIVOS: and continues to miss
  506.  
  507. DM_TZIVOS: Critter 2 tries pecking at mammothdad's eyes again
  508.  
  509. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+3 = 18
  510.  
  511. DM_TZIVOS rolls d6+2 = 3
  512.  
  513. DM_TZIVOS: and manages to deal a bit of damage
  514.  
  515. Sracri: "HEY!"
  516.  
  517. DM_TZIVOS: It continues trying to peck at mammothdad's eyes
  518.  
  519. Sracri: "B@CK OFF MY LUSUS!"
  520.  
  521. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+3 = 21
  522.  
  523. DM_TZIVOS rolls d6 = 2
  524.  
  525. DM_TZIVOS: and deals a little more damage, mammothdad starting to visibly bleed slightly
  526.  
  527. DM_TZIVOS: Mammothdad tries impaling critter 2 with his tusks
  528.  
  529. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+5 = 22
  530.  
  531. DM_TZIVOS: and manages to cleave it in half
  532.  
  533. Sracri: "H@H!"
  534.  
  535. DM_TZIVOS: as he does so, two more critters pop out from the tree's branches, identical to the ones mammothdad killed
  536.  
  537. Sracri: "*I*T'S FUNNY BEC@USE *I*T D*I*ED!"
  538.  
  539. DM_TZIVOS rolls repeat 2 d20+2 = 12; 11
  540.  
  541. Sracri: "@W WH@T?!"
  542.  
  543. DM_TZIVOS: the new critter 2 tries pecking at mammothdad's eyes some more
  544.  
  545. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+3 = 18
  546.  
  547. DM_TZIVOS rolls d6+2 = 8
  548.  
  549. DM_TZIVOS: pecking at mammothdad's eyes and almost puncturing them, blood beginning to flow more visibly
  550.  
  551. DM_TZIVOS: the new critter 3 tries clawing at mammothdad's underbelly
  552.  
  553. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+3 = 23
  554.  
  555. Sracri: Oh.
  556.  
  557. DM_TZIVOS rolls d4+2 = 6
  558.  
  559. DM_TZIVOS: it leaves a surprisingly large gash on mammothdad's underside, blood beginning to flow more readily
  560.  
  561. DM_TZIVOS: your turn
  562. ·
  563. Sracri snarls.
  564.  
  565. DM_TZIVOS: 1:40
  566.  
  567. Sracri: "*I* H@VE H@D *I*T W*I*TH YOU PESTS!"
  568. ·
  569. Sracri decaptchalogues a knife from the assassin, which prompts an explosion around him.
  570.  
  571. Sracri rolls 1d4 = 1
  572.  
  573. Sracri: Aw.
  574.  
  575. DM_TZIVOS: critters 3 and 4 are within that range, and are shattered by the explosion
  576.  
  577. DM_TZIVOS: the sounds of meteors is coming ever closer, and you can feel the heat rising
  578.  
  579. Sracri: "JUST D*I*E @LRE@DY!"
  580. ·
  581. Sracri throws the knife at critter 2.
  582.  
  583. Sracri rolls 1d20+6 = 7
  584.  
  585. Sracri: OH COME ON.
  586.  
  587. Sracri: I'm sorry mammothdad
  588.  
  589. DM_TZIVOS: You fuck up magnificently and end up dropping the knife in your foot. take 2 damage
  590.  
  591. Sracri: Oh, that's better.
  592.  
  593. Sracri: End turn.
  594.  
  595. DM_TZIVOS: critter 1 tries clawing at mammothdad once more
  596.  
  597. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+3 = 8
  598.  
  599. DM_TZIVOS: but misses
  600.  
  601. DM_TZIVOS: critter 2 noticed the explosion you caused and tries pecking at you for almost catching it in the explosion
  602.  
  603. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+3 = 23
  604.  
  605. DM_TZIVOS rolls d6+2 = 6
  606.  
  607. DM_TZIVOS: X2 = 12 damage
  608.  
  609. DM_TZIVOS: it pecks very painfully at your eyes
  610.  
  611. Sracri: 6HP
  612.  
  613. DM_TZIVOS: mammothdad tries impaling critter 2 for daring to attack you
  614.  
  615. DM_TZIVOS rolls d20+5 = 15
  616.  
  617. DM_TZIVOS: and impales the critter, shattering it on impact
  618.  
  619. DM_TZIVOS: your turn
  620. ·
  621. Sracri would thank mammothdad, but there are things that are a bit more important at the moment.
  622.  
  623. DM_TZIVOS: 1:25
  624. ·
  625. Sracri walks over to the last critter, and recaptchalogues the dagger.
  626.  
  627. Sracri rolls 1d4 = 3
  628.  
  629. DM_TZIVOS: critter 1 is caught in the explosion and shatters like the rest
  630.  
  631. DM_TZIVOS: 1:24
  632.  
  633. DM_TZIVOS: 1:23
  634.  
  635. DM_TZIVOS: 1:22
  636.  
  637. DM_TZIVOS: 1:21
  638.  
  639. Sracri: "GOOD R*I*DD@NCE!"
  640.  
  641. Sracri: "YOU OK@Y?!" he asks mammothdad.
  642.  
  643. DM_TZIVOS: Mammothdad kneels very weakly and lays down to rest
  644.  
  645. Sracri: "GOOD ENOUGH!"
  646.  
  647. DM_TZIVOS: he's hanging in there, but barely
  648. ·
  649. Sracri turns back to the tree.
  650.  
  651. Sracri: "YOU HURT MY D@D!"
  652.  
  653. Sracri: "SCREW YOU!"
  654. ·
  655. Sracri tosses a bomb at it.
  656.  
  657. DM_TZIVOS: roll damage
  658.  
  659. Sracri rolls 1d8 = 3
  660.  
  661. DM_TZIVOS: The bomb explodes and carves out another chunk of tree, leaving half of the mid-section still standing
  662.  
  663. DM_TZIVOS: 1:00
  664.  
  665. DM_TZIVOS: 0:59
  666.  
  667. DM_TZIVOS: 0:58
  668.  
  669. DM_TZIVOS: 0:57
  670.  
  671. DM_TZIVOS: 0:56
  672.  
  673. DM_TZIVOS: 0:55
  674.  
  675. DM_TZIVOS: 0:54
  676.  
  677. DM_TZIVOS: 0:53
  678.  
  679. DM_TZIVOS: 0:52
  680.  
  681. Sracri: "YOU KNOW WH@T?! *I*'M T@K*I*NG TH*I*S *I*NTO MY OWN H@NDS!"
  682.  
  683. DM_TZIVOS: 0:51
  684.  
  685. DM_TZIVOS: 0:50
  686.  
  687. DM_TZIVOS: 0:49
  688.  
  689. DM_TZIVOS: 0:48
  690.  
  691. DM_TZIVOS: 0:47
  692. ·
  693. Sracri walks over to the tree, and retrieves a sticky bomb from his cache, planting it firmly into the chunk already caused by his bombs.
  694.  
  695. DM_TZIVOS: 0:46
  696.  
  697. DM_TZIVOS: 0:45
  698.  
  699. DM_TZIVOS: 0:44
  700.  
  701. DM_TZIVOS: 0:43
  702.  
  703. DM_TZIVOS: 0:42
  704.  
  705. DM_TZIVOS: 0:41
  706.  
  707. DM_TZIVOS: 0:40
  708.  
  709. DM_TZIVOS: 0:39
  710.  
  711. DM_TZIVOS: 0:38
  712.  
  713. DM_TZIVOS: 0:37
  714.  
  715. Sracri: "*I* H@TE N@TURE, @ND *I* H@TE YOU!"
  716.  
  717. Sracri: (Does it explode?)
  718.  
  719. DM_TZIVOS: The sounds of meteors crashing is practically coming from next door, the heat having risen to an extreme degree
  720.  
  721. DM_TZIVOS: roll damage
  722.  
  723. DM_TZIVOS: 0:36
  724.  
  725. Sracri rolls 1d10 = 5
  726.  
  727. DM_TZIVOS: 0:35
  728.  
  729. DM_TZIVOS: The sticky bomb goes off in a glorious flash of fire and shrapnel, cleaving the rest of the mid-section into nothingness
  730.  
  731. DM_TZIVOS: the tree begins to fall over, seemingly in slow motion
  732.  
  733. DM_TZIVOS: 0:34
  734.  
  735. DM_TZIVOS: 0:33
  736.  
  737. DM_TZIVOS: 0:32
  738.  
  739. Sracri: "WH@T?! NOT H@PPY YET?!"
  740.  
  741. DM_TZIVOS: as it hits the ground, it explodes in a furious explosion of blinding light
  742.  
  743. DM_TZIVOS: the explosion absorbs everything in sight as the ground begins rumbling violently
  744.  
  745. DM_TZIVOS: the rumbling and shaking reaches a crescendo, nearly knocking you off your feet
  746.  
  747. DM_TZIVOS: But as quickly as it began, it stops
  748. ·
  749. Sracri should find this amazingly entertaining. But he doesn't. Why doesn't he?
  750.  
  751. DM_TZIVOS: welcome
  752.  
  753. DM_TZIVOS: to the medium
  754.  
  755. DM_TZIVOS: ==END=
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