Ernie: /vg/? Hey, /vg/? /vg/?

Bert: /v/, what is it? I'm trying to sleep.

Ernie: Hey /vg/, did you ever think about all the things you like?

Bert: Well sure, /v/, but  not now, huh?

Ernie: Yeah but, just tell me something you like, /vg/.

Bert: /v/ I'm trying to sleep.

Ernie: Oh come on, /vg/, just one. Just name one thing that you like, okay? Name just one.

Bert: Alright, /v/, I'll try.

Bert:

I like circle jerks (Circle jerks?)
circle jerks!
I like waifufags (waifufags)
Waifufags!
I love bumping, yeah (bumping?)
Love bumping, oh yes I do

Well /vg/ you  know
I don't really like any of those things
but I like (you)s

(Oh, /v/)

I like bait OPs (Bait OPs?)
Bait OPs!
Love to call you cuck (call me cuck?)
call you cuck!
I like arguing (arguing?)
Arguing! Yes I do

Well now /v/
I'm not crazy 'bout any of those things
but I like (you)s

I like to lurk the catalog all night and get some (you)s
(Yeah I know)
I like the tumblr art, especially lewds
I like to go and play some vidya games all the way through
Hey /v/, you know what?
What /vg/?
I  like that, too!

I like reddit memes (reddit memes?)
reddit memes
I like namefagging (namefagging?)
Haha,yeah
I like a drama thread
I like twitter screencaps
YES I DO
But though I don't always like everything
That I like
Still I like (you)s

Though I'm not too crazy 'bout you posting Buckley
Though I don't like tumblr
Still we're awfully lucky
'Cause I like (you)s