Jump 195: Darksiders

Jump 195: Darksiders
>Two of Cups (Love): The sanctification of the natural through that which exists on a higher plane.
wat.
>Location: The Eternal Throne
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: Hunted: Charred Council (+200), Hunted: Hell (+200)
>From everything I've seen they're equally nasty, though dealing with the Four Horsemen will be interesting...
>Remnants (Free, Drop-In)
Nifty things are nifty, and I intend to use them!
>Guardian's Ally (1300, Drop-In)
Well, at least the neutrals will be reasonably friendly toward me. Here's hoping that Heaven doesn't decide to curbstomp me since literally everyone else is chasing after me.
>Celestial Technology (900)
Oh, hey, technology that is effective against evil things. LET'S START MASS PRODUCTION.
>Maker's Prodigy (600, Drop-In)
What's that you say? Create magical artifacts? Imbue places and objects with power?
>Maker (0, Drop-In)
Stepping up the game. Making things from practically nothing? Oh yes. I'm not going to be creating life, but making it so I can create magic and matter practically from scratch is INSANELY useful.

So. The apocalypse happened, did it? And now I just popped out of nowhere next to this throne with a guy who calls himself the Lord of Bones? Interesting.

Well, he's probably going to tell me to GTFO, and I'll see what he's willing to trade in exchange for giving me directions to Earth before he inevitably tells Hell where I am, so that they won't bring the fight to him, because Hell is most DEFINITELY coming after me. And that's all fine and good. Portal gun is good to get me out of there and to Earth once he does, and as soon as my boots hit the ground, I summon my clones and set them to the four corners of the earth in pairs, to set up production facilities while I sit down and start fashioning the local weaponry myself, with upgrades.

When the first scouts from Hell show up, they find me carrying the free equipment you get from buying Celestial Technology, attacking with aplomb. When the second set of scouts show up, they find that I've upgraded said tech, and instead of a holy spear, it's more like a holy beam cannon.

When they start showing up en masse, I take everything I learned from Doom and apply it to fighting them. And after a short time, the automatons that have been mass produced start jumping into the fray. Blessed silver frames, holy promethium flamers, bolter shells raining into the masses. And then I send them to Hell to finish the job.

Granted, this doesn't really work after you get to a certain level of competency on the demons' part, let alone the Horsemen when they get into the picture later, but it works well enough to soften them up and son of a bitch I've just turned myself into a DLC boss.

You know what? Fuck it. I'm going to bury them all in holy magitech and find a way to get Death to resurrect humanity, because it's the right thing to do.