CC/bb: Metaphors

-- cosmologicalConstant [CC] began trolling boundingBrilliance [BB] --
CC: (> Hi there cc
CC: (> \/\/ait
CC: (> I /\/\eant bb
BB: öh wëll hëllö thërë!
CC: (> \/\/o\/\/ \/\/hat a bad \/\/ay to begin a conversation
CC: (> It's /\/\eeting so/\/\eone \/\/ith an a\/\/kard handshake
BB: wöw äwkwärd händshäkës övër tröllïän. thät's än ïncrëdïblë fëät!
CC: (> Oh that \/\/as just a /\/\etaphor
BB: öh wäs ït? ï dön't knöw mäybë ït wäs.
BB: mäybë ï dëäl öüt mëtäphörs wïthöüt ëvën rëälïzïng ït.
CC: (> No\/\/ that \/\/ould be a feat
BB: ï wöüldn't ëvën bë äblë tö cöntröl thë väst ämöünts öf mëtäphörs ï wöüld prödücë.
BB: mëtäphörs wöüld bë ëvërywhërë!
CC: (> like a popular fad
BB: lïkë thëy wërë göïng öüt öf stylë.
CC: (> Exactly! Get then \/\/hile they're still hot off the si/\/\ily press
CC: (> \/\/e are so /\/\etaphor
BB: tööt tööt äll äböärd thë mëtäphör träïn!
CC: (> Next stop co/\/\parison station
BB: wöäh thät's lïkë thë bëst stätïön tö stöp ät.
CC: (> But it doesn't stop
CC: (> It keeps on going
CC: (> You can't stop the /\/\etaphor
BB: ït wïll nëvër ënd.
CC: (> It's like a story that keeps on being \/\/riten!
BB: cän yöü ïmägïnë thät? lïkë..störïës änd mëtäphörs thät nëvër ënd änd jüst këëp ön göïng.
BB: däng.
CC: (> Until the heat death of the universe
BB: wëll thät's jüst ä dëprëssïng ënd.
CC: (> You can't get longer than that \/\/ithout breaking /\/\ajor science la\/\/s
BB: yëäh ï güëss sö.
CC: (> Oh
CC: (> And it see/\/\s like the /\/\etaphor ended already
BB: thë mëtäphör träïn dëräïlëd.
CC: (> Shhh, don't try to revive it
CC: (> It's gone no\/\/
BB: :(
CC: (> \/\/e hold a hand on our vascular pu/\/\ps and /\/\orne it's passing
BB: ït wïll bë mïssëd.
CC: (> Indeed
BB: ööp änd thät's my qüëüë tö lëävë!
BB: ït wäs fün dïscüssïng träïns änd scïëncë läws änd mëtäphörs wïth yöü!
CC: (> Yeah, that \/\/as pretty fascinating
CC: (> So, see you around then
BB: sëë yöü!
-- boundingBrilliance [BB] gave up trolling cosmologicalConstant [CC] --