“You’re Fiction” - Based on “You’re Welcome” from Moana

Lines are sung unless otherwise noted.

SHUICHI: [spoken] All right, Tsumugi, we know the truth about you! The first murder and this whole killing game is your fault! What do you have to say for yourself?

TSUMUGI: Yippee, we’re finally here
SHUICHI: [spoken] (Huh?)
TSUMUGI: You’ve solved your way up to the final page
You don’t even know how to feel
SHUICHI: [spoken] (No shit.)
TSUMUGI: It’s adorable! Well, it’s nice to see my babies never change.

TSUMUGI: So you wanna know, about me?
Your lovely nerdy goddess, and deity?
You wanna know all about the game?
Well take it from who wrote your brain!

SHUICHI: [spoken] The hell?

TSUMUGI: What can I say except, “You’re Fiction!”?
And all of your friends were too!
That’s right! Akamatsu-chan…
She’s Fiction!
And I sold your love hotel vids pay-per-view!

SHUICHI: What?

TSUMUGI: Momota’s from Gurren Lagann
We had a nasty legal fight; but I won!
And I wrote Tenko
When it looked like yuri sales were slow…
Now just watch ‘em grow!

SHUICHI: [spoken] Excuse me?

TSUMUGI: Look at this fine robot chad,
He’s Fiction!
In reality a big Twitch chat!
Got 5 million in bits to flip the bird
It’s Fiction!
And even more to say some racial slurs!
KEEBO: [censor beeping noise]

TSUMUGI: So what can I say except, “You’re Fiction!”?
I wrote most of you drunk on nog.
Your fondest memories; all cliches,
They’re Fiction!
And Maki’s based on Shadow the Hedgehog!
You’re Fiction!
You’re Fiction!
You’re Fiction!

SHUICHI: [spoken] But why…?

TSUMUGI: [spoken] Well, if you really wanna know…
TSUMUGI: [sung] Kid, the reason for most of ya really is
Folks that I wrote for my own paraphilias
Kiyo and Amami’s brotherly bonds?
Wrote them in ‘cause I’m a humongous brocon.
Sometimes I want a dude buff but not mean
Sometimes a short dude for licking my bean
As for Tojo? Tie-ins with maid cafes!
Angie got in so I don’t look so racist, eh?
And while Ouma got juggalo eyes,
Miu Iruma brought in horny guys!
So as you can see I made everything happen!
Look at that mean Monokuma just tippity-tappin’.

SHUICHI: [spoken] I… need to sit down.

TSUMUGI: Well anyway lemme say “You’re Fiction!”
‘Cause every little thing's a lie!
Just look at the camera and say,
“I’m Fiction!”
And don’t forget to vote, or you will die!
The game’s at an end, my friends
You’re Fiction!
I know you all want some more
Don’t cry, we’ll begin again
It’s Fiction!
I’ll see two of you again for 54!
You’re Fiction!
You’re Fiction!
...And here’s the vote!
SHUICHI: [spoken] Nobody voted. We were too busy listening to you.

TSUMUGI: [spoken] Whoops! I didn’t vote either. Shit. We’re all gonna die now, aren’t we.

SHUICHI: [spoken] Yep.