Domino's

>Walk into Domino's
>Ponies behind the counter again.
>You sigh in frustration.
>Dash looks disinterested, but Pinkie excitedly speaks up.
>"Hey there, Anonymous! Are you ready to order?"
>It's sad they already know your name, but you can't get enough of your pineapple pizza.
>They're running the usual special: two medium two-topping pizzas at $5.99 each.
>You pick two different kinds, worrying about the repercussions of eating two pizzas later.
>"Say Anonymous, how about a little something to... sweeten the deal?"
>Pinkie has a seductive look in her eyes.
"Wh- huh?"
>She giggles at you and leans over the counter, beckoning you closer and biting her lip.
>"Cause I see you're ordering two pizzas. It sounds like a real party."
>She looks over her withers at Rainbow Dash and then back to you.
>"You know what goes well with parties?"
"I, uhh..."
>Not sure what she's implying, you shake your head no.
>Did it just get hotter in here?
>Oh, they turned the ovens on.
>"Dashie and I have a good idea what goes well with parties..."
"Are you-"
>"CAKE!"
"Oh no."
>Pinkie has offered to sell you these obnoxious chocolate lava crunch cakes every time you order.
>You always refuse, and you're pretty sure they have dozens of the things sitting around getting stale.
"Just give me my fucking pizzas, Pinkie."
>"Oh you're no fun."
>Today was not a chocolate lava day.