FanCo13 Live Chat Partial Transcript

[07:31] Intro to Recap
>Marco: "Things are getting so crazy, that I'm only gonna take about the next 10 minutes or so to catch you up. Then, after you head over to Disney XD, to 'Face the Music' and get 'Starcrushed', heheh, heheheh, come back here."

[08:04] "Inter-dimensional time tutor"
>Marco: "Make sure you watch Disney XD at 8PM Eastern, and then come back to have your questions answered. For everybody on the east coast, it's gonna be 9PM your time when we come back. And for all my west coast peeps, it'll be 6PM your time. Aaand if you're in another timezone or in some parallel dimension, you're on your own. Because that stuff is way too complicated."
>"Huh... maybe ask Hekapoo. She could be your, 'inter-dimensional time tutor', heheh. She'll thank me for that."

[11:38] Just Friends Recap
>Marco: "It was really cool that Star invited Jackie. But then... well... it got super weird. I was jealous of Star kinda, aaand I had to wear a half-shirt that was really, really tight. And then Jackie and I kissed, heh, but... Star took off... and, she said she was cool, but..."
>*Marco changes subject and says he has to go because the finale is starting "really soon", despite having only chatted for 6 minutes and there being 24 minutes left until the finale.*

*INTERMISSION WHILE THE FINALE AIRS*

[1:40:08] Q: How will Marco contact Star again?
>StarFan13: "I dunno... hey Marco, do you got any contact in—I dunno. Well, who knows. Anyway, Marco, uhh... I think you got some questions for you."
>Marco: "Yeah, uhh... yeah I'm not really sure how I'm gonna... contact Star... as of yet. I'm still sorta... processing everything."

[1:41:25] Q: What is your biggest regret?
>Marco: "Oh... uhh... well, that's... sorta heavy. Ummm... my biggest regret would probably... would probably have to be... those shoulder tassels I wore in Mewni. Those things are really uncomfortable."

[1:41:51] Q: What fun things are you gonna do this summer?
>Marco: "Well... again, I sorta had plans to just hang out with my best friend. But she's gone, so... I'm gonna have to think about all that."
>"I guess, maybe... go on a family vacation or something? I dunno, I gotta talk to my parents. I'm confused."
>StarFan13: "Hey Marco, you can hang out with meeeeee. We have all kinds of fun heheeheheheheheheheh."

[1:44:09] Fan-Art rolls across screen
>Marco: "Oh I love these. Look at these beautiful fan arts. Hey, S—hey! There's a boy Star, that's cool!"

[1:44:53] Q: Are you aware that you're in a TV show?
>Marco: "Wha...? How does that make sense? Seriously? No one wants to watch a TV show about a safe kid."

[1:45:31] Q: Will you try to find Star and help her no matter what happens?
>Marco: "Well I mean... that's what a best friend should do, right? I just gotta figure out how... I don't know yet."

[1:45:48] Q: Are you going to search for Star?
>Marco: "You guys, this all just sort of, sort of happened. I'm-I'm really... doing my best here. I've gotta answer your questions... and then, and then we'll go from there.
>"But... I don't think I'd be... as good of a friend to her as she's been to me if I didn't try and find her. So... that's all I got to say about that."
>*Starfan says they should change the subject to avoid being awkward.*

[1:48:14] Q: Did you like being dressed up like a prince on Song Day?
>Marco: "Okay, well... like I mentioned, those shoulder tassels were a liiittle bit uncomfortable, kinda stiff. But... other than that, I thought I looked... I dunno, pretty cool? I mean... that outfit was pretty awesome. Almost better than the dance with Jackie Lynn Thomas, but... I dunno. Yeah, I thought it was pretty cool."
>StarFan13: "Marco, I thought you looked very handsome in that prince outfit. I mean normally I don't really—ya know, I like Star a lot better than you. But uhh, I did think you look pretty cool, so... ya know, I like shoulder tassels."

[1:51:52] Q: Will the Magic High Commission come back?
>StarFan13: "Well I don't know, but I bet they do. They seem like they're very important ch—on Mewni, I bet they'll be around."

[1:52:46] Q: Why don't you use your Dimensional Scissors more often?
>Marco: "Uhh... guys? The last time I used those scissors, I was gone for what seemed like 16 years, so... I'm taking a little chill pill on the Dimensional Scissor action. I just don't want to, uh... you know, get lost or wind up somewhere I shouldn't belong."

[1:53:12] Q: Will you and Tom the demon hang out more?
>Marco: *Sighs* "Guys... mine and Tom's friendship is sorta complicated. In that... I don't really know if we have a friendship. That guy's... hot 'n cold, but mostly just extremely angry. So... I dunno. I'm sure we'll cross paths again some time."

[1:53:40] Q: What did you and Jackie do after the concert?
>Marco: "Uh, well... nothin'. We just... went home."
>Meat Guy: "Who wants a burger!" *Throws burger bun.*
>Marco: "Ugggh... Meat Guy, get outta here!"
>"Yeah, we just went home. We have a curfew. We're not allowed to be out past 9PM."

[1:54:04] Q: What are you going to do with Star gone?
>Marco: "Okay guys... okay look... look. I know... *sighs*... I know you're all wondering... what happened to Star... where she is... what I'm gonna do now that she's gone. But it literally... just... happened. I'm trying to hold back all my emotions right now. I've got 'em bottled up inside me. I'm holding 'em in. I'm like a... a tea kettle... ready to explode, and I'm trying to keep it together... all together for you. So I can get through these questions... and then go... cry... tears of... wetness."
>StarFan13: "I'm so sad! I'm gonna cry too, I miss Star! But we-we've gotta do this chat, Marco, we've gotta stay strong. That's what, that's what Star would want... us to do, is stay strong."
>Marco: "We can do it, for her! I mean... she's a rebel princess... she is the best. Ugggh that song is stuck in my head."

[1:55:30] Q: Why were you the only who fainted when Star confessed her feelings for Marco?
>StarFan13: "Well... it's because I've-I'm kind of a Starco fan, heheheh. I've been writing some preeetty juicy fan fiction, and ya know I thought that it might become a reality. And uhh... what do you think of that, Marco? You wanna read my fan fiction some time?"
>Marco: "Uhh... no."
>StarFan13: *Pauses in sadness* "Well that's too bad, cuz it's your loss really. It's very good, it's very very good fan fiction."

[1:57:40] Q: If you had a super power, what would it be?
>StarFan13: "Oh wow! I would do so many things! Probably though I would want to be invisible, the power to turn invisible so I could spy on Star whenever I wanted and the—really whoever else, I could just walk around and spy on people. That would be so cool. I always wanted to be just like a fly on the wall, ya know, and listen in on everything hahahahah. Yeah, it would be so much easier than what I would have to resort to now."
>Marco: "Uhh, I mean... you kinda already just, go wherever you want anyway... when you were hiding behind the counter earlier. You pretty much are... invisible. I wonder what kinda—you know what, if I could pick a superpower it would be to see invisible people!"
>StarFan13: *gasps*
>Marco: "Yes—"
>StarFan13: *gasps again*
>Marco: "so that you could not stand in my room, and watch me."
>StarFan13: "Marco that is so rude, I can't believe how rude that is. You're very rude. You're a very rude person."

[1:59:08] Q: How did you feel when Star told you she had a crush on you?
>Marco: "Okay... guys. I've said it... so many times... so many times. I have... barely had a chance to process any of this information *inhales*... and *exhales*... I don't have an answer yet. I don't know. I mean I guess I'm... really glad she told me. Anyway I can't talk about it I'm gonna get all choked up."

[2:00:32] Q: What is your opinion of Mewni since you've been there? You know it's really weird because they're super advanced, but they don't have toilets.
>Marco: "I mean... it's... it's cool. Mewni's cool, except for the whole lack of toilet."

[2:01:03] Q: What do you think of the nickname Mango?
>Marco: "What? Somebody called me Mango...? No-no-no-no-no-no-no, somebody—who... who called me Mango...? Are you kidding me? What, Mango Diaz, that's what they're calling me now on the streets? Huh?"
>"Well I'll tell you, I'm nobody's Mango Diaz. The name's Marco. Marco. Yeah, that's right. I'mma bad boy. Only child. Uhhh... keep your Mango to yourself."

[2:02:43] "Mango Diaz"
>Marco: "StarFan, uhh why don't you take the next question, let me see here."
>StarFan13: "Okay. By the way, I really like the name Mango, I think it's way better than Marco, I think you should go with it ya know Mango Diaaa—"
>Marco: "Ugggh."
>StarFan13: "aaaaaa—"
>Marco: "No-no ones ask—"
>StarFan13: "they love it—aaaaaa"
>Marco: "No ones asking you."
>StarFan13: "Well—
>Marco: "N—"
>StarFan13: "I'm—"
>Marco: "No ones—"
>StarFan13: "just saying—"
>Marco: "No—"
>StarFan13: "that—"
>Marco: "No—"
>StarFan13: "that's what's happening."
>Marco: "No ones asking you."
>StarFan13: "MANGO! MANGO!—"
>Marco: "Thank you."
>StarFan13: "MANGO! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
>Marco: "UUUGGGGGGGGGHHHH!"