The Process of a Curious Lamia

When she gets caught staring at a man.

“What are you doing, child?”

“I am getting a good view of a meal, mother.”

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When she’s dragging a man back to the cave.

“What are you doing, child?”

“I have brought back a meal, mother.”

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When she has been keeping the man around for a long time

“What are you doing, child?”

“I am slowly preparing his body for a special meal, mother.”

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When she gets caught wrapping around and poking the man.

“What are you doing, child?”

“I am squeezing him to make him more tender, mother.”

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When she gets caught licking and kissing the man.

“What are you doing, child?”

“I am tasting him to see if he needs to be spiced, mother.”

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When she gets caught having sex with the man.

“What have you done?! You stupid child!”

“I, uh, uh… Have made you grandchildren!”

“... Well, alright then.”