Your Best Friend -> Your Dankest Friend
Enemy Apporaching -> Fiet Me
Ghost Fight -> Zmed Fight
Determination -> Procrastination
Heartache -> Headache
sans. -> zmeeed.
Nyeh Heh Heh! -> Rawr!
Snowy -> Siberia
Bonetrousle -> Weeedtrousle
Undyne -> Zmeeed
Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap -> Driver That Mutes You For Shitposting
Dummy! -> Zmeeed On Weeed!
Spooktune -> Weeedtune
Spookwave -> Weeedwave
Ghouilday -> Dragonday
Thundersnail -> Icedragon
Temmie Village -> Zmeeed Village
Tem Shop -> Zmed Shop
NGAHHH!! -> RAWR!!
Spear of Justice -> Claws of Carelessness
Alphys -> Zmeeed
It's Showtime -> IT'S TIME TO R-R-R-R-RAWR!
Metal Crusher -> Wrench Crusher
Another Medium -> Another Zmed
Stronger Monsters -> Bring it on
Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything -> Can You Really Call This A Groupchat, I Didn't Recieve An Instant Rank Or Anything
Spider Dance -> Dragon Dance
Wrong Enemy !? -> Oshet is it Zmed !?
It's Raining Somewhere Else -> It's Snowstorming Somewhere Else
Death by Glamour -> Death by Puns
Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans -> Song That Might Play When Zmeeed Fites You
Small Shock -> A FREAKING RAWR
Bergentruckung -> (I don't know German, neither I can come up even in English; need to ask Skele)
ASGORE -> ZMEEED
You Idiot -> You Weirdo
Your Best Nightmare -> Your Dankest Nightmare
She's Playing Piano -> He Can't Play Piano
Here We Are -> Here I Am, The Very Zmed!
Amalgam -> Deeemz
Hopes and Dreams -> Puns and Memes
Burn In Despair! -> Burn In Hell
SAVE the World -> SAVE me
His Theme -> Zmed's Theme
Bring It In, Guys! -> Let's Do Dis, Bois and Gurls!
Last Goodbye -> Well, see you
But the Earth Refused to Die -> But Zmeeed Was Not Rekt
Battle Against a True Hero -> Battle Against a True Dragon Tamer
Power of "NEO" -> Power of "EON"
MEGALOVANIA -> DRAGONLOVANIA