Headcanons WIP

[KIDS]

/Striders/

Dave: : Grower, not shower.
	Stats: bdytyp: slim, fit height: medium
	Sex Stats: (ass: medium) e(6.5" long 4" around) f(2" long 4" around) (egg sized testicles)

Dirk:
	Stats: slim, very fit height: medium
	Sex Stats: (ass: small/medium) e(4.5" long 5" around) f(4" long 4.5" around) (egg sized testicles)

/Lalondes/

Roxy: Large balls.
	Stats: bdytyp: mildly curvy, slim height: medium
	Sex Stats: (ass: medium) (boobs: medium) before pumping-hugening: e(5" long 6" around) f(3" long 5" around) (orange sized testicles) /after pumping-hugening: e(16" long 11" around) f(12" long 9" around) (grapefruit sized testicles)

Rose: Large balls. Embarassed but slightly proud of her size.
	Stats: bdytyp: mildly curvy, mild pudge height: medium/tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: medium) (boobs: small/medium) e(12" long 7" around) f(8" long 4" around) (orange sized testicles)

/Harley-English/

Jade: Generally free-balls. Bushy pubic hair. Has foreskin
	Stats: bdytyp: slim, mild pudge height: tall/very tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: small/medium) (boobs: big) e(6" long 4" around) f(2" long 2" around) (plum sized testicles)

Jake: Generally free-balls. Bushy pubic hair. Has foreskin.
	Stats: bdytyp: slim, fit height: tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: small) e(7.5" long 6" around) f(3.5" long 4" around) (plum sized testicles)

/Egbert-Crocker/

John: Loose, pendulous balls.
	Stats: bdytyp: mild pudge, lanky height: tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: big) e(5" long 9" around) f(4" long 7" around) (egg sized testicles)

Jane: Loose, pendulous balls. Shower, not grower.
	Stats: bdytyp: pudge, mildly curvy height: medium/tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: big/huge) (boobs: big/huge) e(7" long 9" around) f(6" long 9" around) (egg sized testicles)

[TROLLS]

/Post-Scratch/
(for 'younger' trolls.) short-5'=5'7", medium-5'7"=6', tall-6'=6'6", very tall-6'6"+
{Girls}

Aradia: Average bulge. Hourglass.
	Stats: bdytyp: curvy, fit height: medium
	Sex Stats: (ass: medium/big) (rumble spheres: medium) e(5" long 6" around) f(2.5" long 3" around) (egg sized shame globes)

Kanaya: Average bulge and large shame globes until Vriska's "punishment".
	Stats: bdytyp: slender, mildly curvy, pear-like height: very tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: big/huge) (rumble spheres: medium) before punishment: e(6.5" long 5" around) f(3" long 2" around) (orange sized shame globes) /after punishment: e(17" long 10" around) f(11" long 8" around) (orange sized shame globes)

Nepeta: Small bulge.
	Stats: bdytyp: very fit, slim height: short/medium
	Sex Stats: (ass: big, toned) (rumble spheres: very small) e(4" long 4" around) f(2" long 2" around) (walnut sized shame globes)

Terezi: Fat bulge. Also has a fat ass. Vriska has made her monster sized a couple times.
	Stats: bdytyp: pear, mild pudge height: medium/tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: huge) (rumble spheres: small) normal: e(6" long 12" around) f(4" long 9" around) (plum sized shame globes) /Vriska'd: e(10" long 25" around) f(8" long 20" around) (plum sized shame globes)

Vriska: Big, veiny bulge. Shower, not grower. Has huge tits despite her build(manipulated into existence). Generally fucks with other trolls by giving them psychic orgasms and freakish preportions. Can change her bulge size.
	Stats: bdytyp: slender, mildly curvy height: tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: small) (rumble spheres: 36 H/huge) normal: e(8" long 8" around) f(8" long 8" around) (plum sized shame globes) /maximum: e(64" long 32" around) f(32" long 16" around) (melon sized shame globes)

Feferi: Average bulge. Big boobs. Has used a cuttlefish as a sex toy before, regrets it. Has golden bulgering but prefers her blue and pink rings. Usually doesn't wear any bulgerings though.
	Stats: bdytyp: fit, mild pudge height: medium
	Sex Stats: (ass: small/medium) (rumble spheres: 38 EE/huge) e(7" long 5" around) f(4" long 3" around) (egg sized shame globes)

{Guys}

Karkat: Average bulge.
	Stats: bdytyp: slim height: short/medium
	Sex Stats: (ass: medium) e(5" long 5" around) f(2" long 3" around) (egg sized shame globes)

Tavros: Strong arms.
	Stats: bdytyp: mildly fit height: tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: big) e(10" long 8" around) f(6" long 5" around) (orange sized shame globes)

Equius:
	Stats: bdytyp: very fit height: tall/very tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: small, toned) e(13" long 6" around) f(4" long 4" around) (plum sized shame globes)

Sollux: Double bulge.
	Stats: bdytyp: height: medium
	Sex Stats: (ass: small) e(2" long 4" around and 6" long 4" around) f(1" long 2" around and 3" long 2" around) (egg sized shame globes)

Eridan: Thickish bulge.
	Stats: bdytyp: height: medium/tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: small/medium) e(11" long 9" around) f(4" long 5" around) (egg sized shame globes)

Gamzee:
	Stats: bdytyp: mild pudge height: very tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: medium/big) e(9" long 6" around) f(5" long 6" around) (plum sized shame globes)

/Pre-Scratch/
(for 'older' trolls.) short-5'7"=6', medium-6'=6'6", tall-6'6"=7', very tall-7'+
{Girls}

Aranea: Hourglass. Prefers getting off through other people getting off. Can change her bulge size, had sweeps of pratice. More refined than Vriska's.
	Stats: bdytyp: curvy, mild pudge height: medium/tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: big/huge) (rumble spheres: huge) normal: e(10" long 8" around) f(8" long 8" around) (plum sized shame globes) /maximum: e(120" long 32" around) f(64" long 16" around) (pumpkin sized shame globes)

Meenah: Shower, not grower. Loves her golden bulgering.
	Stats: bdytyp: slim, fit  height: tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: medium) (rumble Spheres: medium) e(11" long 5" around) f(10" long 5" around) (egg sized shame globes)

Porrim: Runway model. Grower, not shower.
	Stats: bdytyp: slender, mildy curvy height: tall
	Sex stats: (ass: medium) (rumble spheres: medium) e(13" long 7" around) f(4" long 4" around) (orange sized shame globes)

Latula: Has fucked a Game Grub. Refuses to extrapolate on what happened.
	Stats: bdytyp: lean, fit height: medium/tall
	Sex Stats: (ass: small/medium) (rumble spheres: small/medium) e(9.5" long 10" around) f(3" long 8" around) (plum sized shame globes)

Damara: Grower, not shower. Can psychically control her bulge's bloodflow.
	Stats: bdytyp: bean poleish height: medium
	Sex Stats: (ass: small/medium) (rumble spheres: small/medium) e(15" long 9" around) f(3" long 4" around) (egg sized shame globes)

Meulin: Average bulge.
	Stats: bdytyp: mild curve height: short/medium
	Sex Stats: (ass: medium/big) (rumble spheres: medium/big) e(5" long 5" around) f(2" long 3" around) (walnut sized shame globes)

{Boys}

Kankri:
	Stats: bdytyp: height:
	Sex Stats: (ass: ) e() f() (egg sized shame globes)

Mituna: Double bulge.
	Stats: bdytyp: height:
	Sex Stats: (ass: ) e() f() (egg sized shame globes)

Kurloz:
	Stats: bdytyp: height:
	Sex Stats: (ass: ) e() f() (plum sized shame globes)

Cronus:
	Stats: bdytyp: height:
	Sex Stats: (ass: ) e() f() (egg sized shame globes)

Horuss:
	Stats: bdytyp: height:
	Sex Stats: (ass: ) e() f() (plum sized shame globes)

Rufioh:
	Stats: bdytyp: height:
	Sex Stats: (ass: ) e() f() (orange sized shame globes)

/Lusii/

Arthour: Has a bulge and nook that are similar to a horse's.
	e() f()

Goatdad: Has a large, vuvuleza shaped sheathe that houses a codpiece shaped bulge. Has a nook similar in shape to a seal's.
	e() f()

Spidermom: Has a single ovipositor type bulge and a nook similar to a large spinneret but tinted a deep cerulean.
	e() f()

Mother Grub: Has dual ovipositor's placed just above the hole for her nook.
	e() f()

Bicyclops: Has dual bulges which look similar to troll bulges but can unfurl to reveal a nook at the base of each.
	e() f()

Tinkerbull: Has a bulge and nook similar to a bull/cow's only smaller.
	e() f()

Rammom: Has a bulge and nook similar to a ram's.
	e() f()

Crabdad: Has a bulge and nook similar to a crab's.
	e() f()

Pounce de Leon: Has a bulge and nook similar to a cat's.
	e() f()

Dragonmom: Has hemipenes similar to a snake and has a nook similar to a crocodile.
	e() f()

Seahorsedad: Has a bulge and nook similar to a dolphin's.
	e() f()

Gl'bgolyb: Has multiple bulges that all look like an entire squid and are on the end of her tentacles. Has a few nooks placed about her body underneath each bulge.
	e() f()