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Wesheinz Amendments

Sep 24th, 2018
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  1. All amendments for twitch.tv/WesHeinz
  2. 59th amendment -
  3. "If a citizen leaves the stream before 15 minutes, they must be sentenced to 1 meatball in Gay Baby Jail." - My dad
  4. 60th amendment - me
  5. "If thou run reacheth BLJ, said run must be no reset unless there is a death in sky." - Garfield
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  7. 61st amendment -
  8. "If thou has read chat during a pb pace run, they must be publicly executed along with the run." - Gay Bowser
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  10. 62nd amendment -
  11. "If bankruptcy is occured, a loan of 1 meatball marinara is of a citizens rights. If a citizen has gone bankrupt 3 times, they will get 1 month in gay baby jail." - 62nd Amendment
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  13. 63rd amendment -
  14. "If a citizen is a suspect of stealing a meatball marinara, it is of that citizens rights to return it without a fine if found guilty." -63rd Amendment
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  16. 64th amendment -
  17. As said in the 64th amendment, "May a citizen run out of footlongs, they must go to the nearest subway and eat one on stream." This amendment was created by B6Twitch.
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  19. 65th amendment -
  20. "If thou subway shall close at 2 pm, Wes shall go 4 miles to the next nearest subway and get the meetballs marinara with extra extra marinara" - 65th Amendment
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  22. 66th amendment -
  23. "If there is no more meetballs marinara, a tub of roast beef that "tastes like beef jerky and butter had a child" shall be used.." - Quote by Wes Heinz 19/9/30
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  25. 67th amendment -
  26. "If thou hast not ate a meatball marinara, a fine of 3 meatball marinaras must be paid to the local stomach" - Our 53rd president, ChaoticMeatball.
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  28. 68th amendment -
  29. " By the lord Mips himself, thy shant spread the word of the SBLJ, as he is a jealous god who demands he be used for a clip" - Our 93rd president, MaoticCheatballs
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  31. 69th amendment -
  32. "If thou damage mountain dew can, thou shall be sentenced to 1 year without meatball marinaras." - My Pet Cat who "ran away"
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  34. 70th amendment -
  35. "May no government official take away the rights of meatball marinaras or mountain dew cans without proper reasoning." - Luigi
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  37. 71st amendment -
  38. "If the streamer does not arrive in 15 minutes, it is of a citizens rights to be able to leave the stream." - My Ex, Susan. Please let me in Susan I miss the kids. Ignore the AK47.
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