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- Newsom Hopes to Turn Gerrymander Fight into Referendum on Trump
- President Donald Trump talks with California Gov. Gavin Newsom after arriving on Air Force
- California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) hopes to turn a special election in November on his gerrymandered congressional map into a referendum on President Donald Trump, rather than on his own partisan ambition.
- Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker Slams President Donald Trump for Saying Chicago Crime Crackdown May Be
- Pritzker Slams Trump Hinting that Chicago Crime Crackdown Could Be Next
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- Moscow Claims Kyiv Struck Nuclear Power Plant Inside Russia
- Moscow Claims Kyiv Struck Nuclear Power Plant Inside Russia
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- Zohran Mamdani Roasted over Struggling to Perform ‘Unassisted Bench Press’
- Zohran Mamdani Roasted over Struggling to Perform 'Unassisted Bench Press'
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- Khanna: National Guard Is in D.C. So Trump Can Stay in Power, He Should Focus on Gaza
- Khanna: Guard in D.C. So Trump Can Stay in Power, He Should Focus on Gaza
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- Why the John Bolton FBI Raid Is 100% Legit
- Why the John Bolton FBI Raid Is 100% Legit
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- Federal Judge Expands Ban On Trump Withholding Funds to Sanctuary Cities
- Judge Expands Ban On Trump Withholding Funds to Sanctuary Cities
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- JD Vance: Bolton Probe Goes Beyond Classified Docs, There’s ‘Broad Concern’
- JD Vance: Bolton Probe Goes Beyond Classified Docs, There's Broad Concern
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- DeSantis on Removal of Rainbow Crosswalk: Roads Will Not Be ‘Commandeered for Political Purpo
- DeSantis Responds to Leftists Raging over Removal of Rainbow Crosswalk
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- Glenn Youngkin, Brian Kemp Condemn Racist Sign Attacking Virginia GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Winso
- Youngkin, Kemp Condemn Racist Sign Attacking VA GOP Gubernatorial Candidate
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- Judge Releases Illegal Migrant Kilmar Abrego Garcia, ‘Maryland Man’
- Judge Releases Illegal Migrant Kilmar Abrego Garcia
- Officer Attacked by Evil Spic Inmates in Pinal County Jail.
- They're so angry, amigo!
- Spic Murderer Arrested in Dalton.
- DC Transit Cop Arrested After Helping ISIS.
- Negro Jerks off in Baton Rouge.
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- 10 Day Weather-Dale, TX
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- Day
- 98°
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- Mostly sunny. High 98F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
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- Extreme
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- 7:03 am
- Sunset
- 8:01 pm
- Night
- 71°
- 7%
- S 8 mph
- Some clouds this evening will give way to mainly clear skies overnight. Low 71F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 66%
- UV Index
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- Moonrise
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- Moonset
- 8:56 pm
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- Sunny
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- Mon 01
- Partly Cloudy
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- Umkemesik
- Umkemesik (Powerword: Jose Antonio Cossio Jr.) was Aediot's beaner successor to Encyclopedia Dramatica and all around degenerate who got himself BTFOd from the site last thursday after getting caught creeping in a sixteen year old girl's Discord DMs. He was relatively respected tolerated for a short time for running the shithole known as EDF6 as well as reviving the ED wiki for the umpteenth time and doing a better job than Assnapkins (however low that bar is set) by actually keeping the URL up for more than a week. Unsurprisingly however, he proved to share more traits than his gross obesity with other ex-owners of the site that include Queen GirlVinyl herself.
- When not shilling his failed message board Malhub, UMK works as an Uber driving sex pest in Chicago, Illinois who has dubiously consensual sex with drunk women on a regular basis. Coupled with his tendency to shower girls online with fake compliments before harassing them for not wanting to move countries to sleep with him; and it shouldn't really have come as a surprise that trying to solicit sex from a minor would be his undoing.
- (( CHICAGO FOOTJOBS CREW - PRIME ED ADMIN MATERIAL ))
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- The Apollo Lunar Module was the lunar lander that was flown between lunar orbit and the Moon's surface during the American Apollo program. Ten Lunar Modules were launched into space between 1968 and 1972. It was the first crewed spacecraft to operate exclusively in space, and remains the only crewed vehicle to land anywhere beyond Earth. Incapable of flight through Earth's atmosphere, the two-stage spacecraft was ferried to lunar orbit attached to the Apollo command and service module, about twice its mass. Its crew of two flew the Lunar Module from lunar orbit to the Moon's surface. During takeoff, the spent descent stage was used as a launch pad for the ascent stage which then flew back to the command module, after which it was also discarded. This photograph, taken by Neil Armstrong during the Apollo 11 mission in 1969, shows Buzz Aldrin removing equipment from the Lunar Module Eagle on the surface of the Moon at Tranquility Base.
- Photograph credit: Neil Armstrong
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