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  1. [09:13] -- recreantOctopus [RO] began pestering peripateticMeddler [PM] at 21:13 --
  2. [09:13] RO: hey Cephus
  3. [09:14] PM: C!rr!n. How you do!ng?
  4. [09:15] RO: oh a bit stressed
  5. [09:15] RO: how are you?
  6. [09:16] PM: Stressed? @bout wh@t?
  7. [09:16] PM: @nd !'m do!ng f!ne, ! guess.
  8. [09:18] RO: oh CIRRIN RUNFAR has gotten himself into a mess of lies and spying
  9. [09:18] PM: @ll r!ght, st@rt @t the beg!nn!ng.
  10. [09:19] RO: oh boy
  11. [09:20] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR lost a bet that meant CIRRIN RUNFAR works for Seiska for a week
  12. [09:21] PM: Oh, you poor s@p.
  13. [09:21] PM: Wh@t's she h@v!ng you do?
  14. [09:22] RO: fixing husktops at first
  15. [09:22] RO: no it gets complicated because Siskus and Tursun came up with a plan to use this
  16. [09:22] RO: as a way to snoop on her
  17. [09:23] PM: ... so you're spy!ng on Se!sk@.
  18. [09:24] PM: @s @ double @gent, essent!@lly.
  19. [09:24] RO: you dont know how right you are
  20. [09:25] RO: because after the husktops Seiskas gotten CIRRIN RUNFAR to spy for her as well
  21. [09:27] PM: Let me guess. She w@nted you to spy on S!skus.
  22. [09:27] RO: surprisingly no
  23. [09:27] RO: just some other people CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt care too much about
  24. [09:29] PM: L!ke who?
  25. [09:30] RO: ...not you
  26. [09:31] PM: Well, !'m cert@!nly rel!eved.
  27. [09:31] RO: anyway
  28. [09:31] RO: to top it off CIRRIN RUNFAR is also pretending to be Cucalis friend
  29. [09:31] RO: while she (probably) is pretending to be CIRRIN RUNFARs friend
  30. [09:32] PM: ... you poor guy. You should've pulled out when you h@d the ch@nce.
  31. [09:33] RO: thats the thing isnt it?
  32. [09:34] RO: these lies just pile up and its not easy to undo them
  33. [09:34] RO: Siskus said you might know the feeling or something?
  34. [09:35] PM: M@ybe.
  35. [09:35] PM: M@ybe not.
  36. [09:35] PM: Not !mport@nt.
  37. [09:35] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR feels like its all going to colapse
  38. [09:36] PM: Ok@y, c@lm down there.
  39. [09:36] PM: You just h@ve to bre@k th!s down one step @t @ t!me.
  40. [09:36] PM: F!rst off, !'d suggest th@t you'd @vo!d Cuc@l! l!ke the pl@gue she !s. !t'd m@ke your l!fe @ lot e@s!er.
  41. [09:37] RO: can probably do that untill this game starts
  42. [09:37] PM: Second, just follow through w!th wh@t Se!sk@ tells you. !t's only for @ week @nd then you'll be off the hook. @nd don't m@ke @ny more bets w!th her !n the future.
  43. [09:38] PM: @ctu@lly, just @vo!d Se!sk@ @nd Cuc@l!.
  44. [09:39] PM: !'ll work someth!ng out w!th S!skus.
  45. [09:39] RO: actually the thing with Siskus has been completed
  46. [09:39] RO: as long as she doesnt ask for any more snooping
  47. [09:40] PM: Gre@t, then. Now you just h@ve to serve out your sentence w!th Se!sk@ @nd then you're scotch-free. No more snoop!ng.
  48. [09:41] PM: !f you're feel!ng terr!ble @bout !t, just... don't cont@ct th@t person much @nd tell whoever you're work!ng for th@t everyth!ng's ok@y.
  49. [09:41] RO: alright
  50. [09:41] PM: !f @nyth!ng we!rd pops up on Se!sk@'s s!de, though ! doubt !t, !'ll tell S!skus @bout !t. So you don't h@ve to worry @bout th@t.
  51. [09:42] RO: hey thanks
  52. [09:42] PM: No problem.
  53. [09:42] RO: although to be honest the bets were kinda fun
  54. [09:42] PM: !'ve got to h@ve someth!ng to keep my nosy self occup!ed.
  55. [09:43] PM: G@mbl!ng's @ d@ngerous @dd!ct!on, Runf@r.
  56. [09:43] PM: Keep th@t !n m!nd.
  57. [09:43] RO: hey CIRRIN RUNFARs not one addicted
  58. [09:44] PM: Hey, you never know.
  59. [09:45] PM: @dd!ct!on !s @ subtle @nd powerful th!ng. !t sn@tches you when you le@st expect !t.
  60. [09:47] RO: nah relax CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt have an adictive personality
  61. [09:47] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR can abscond whenever he want
  62. [09:47] RO: s
  63. [09:48] PM: Well, !f you s@y so. You're the @bscond!ng m@ster @fter @ll.
  64. [09:49] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR will take that as a compliment
  65. [09:49] RO: but no white flags!
  66. [09:49] PM: Sure, sure, ! bel!eve you.
  67. [09:50] RO: the thing with running away is that you can always come back and have another go
  68. [09:50] RO: anyway enougth meddling with CIRRIN RUNFAR problems
  69. [09:50] RO: howve you been?
  70. [09:52] PM: Just f!ne, ! guess.
  71. [09:52] PM: My lusus's been wh@ck!ng me more often for not sleep!ng @s much @s ! should. But th@t's norm@l.
  72. [09:53] RO: it is?
  73. [09:53] PM: Tot@lly !s.
  74. [09:54] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR figured lususes were supposed to be more assertive than Octodad
  75. [09:55] PM: Well, !n the p@st mothd@d m!ght h@ve dr@gged me !nto @ cocoon k!ck!ng @nd scre@m!ng, but !'ve m@n@ged to f!x the problem by l!v!ng !n @ sm@ll h!vestem.
  76. [09:55] PM: He c@n't get to me unless ! go out.
  77. [09:57] RO: ha thats a nice quick solution
  78. [09:58] PM: !t !s, but !t m@kes t@k!ng @ w@lk re@lly h@rd.
  79. [09:59] RO: that really really sucks!
  80. [09:59] PM: Hey, ! c@n l!ve w!th !t. !t's better th@n be!ng sp@t on by @ g!@nt moth.
  81. [10:00] RO: but being practically stuck in your home!
  82. [10:00] PM: !'ve gotten used to !t. @nd !t's not l!ke ! c@n't go outs!de.
  83. [10:00] PM: ! c@n. ! just h@ve to do !t very c@refully, th@t's @ll.
  84. [10:01] RO: alright its just CIRRIN RUNFAR would get so claustrophobic
  85. [10:02] PM: Well, rem!nd me not to !nv!te you over @ny t!me soon, then.
  86. [10:02] RO: ha yeah!
  87. [10:02] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR would invite you to his if it wasnt a rundown squat
  88. [10:03] PM: Come on, !'ve been to tons of rundown squ@ts. Yours c@n't be @ny worse.
  89. [10:04] RO: well CIRRIN RUNFAR supposes it is a better now that its been done up a bit
  90. [10:04] RO: er with money CIRRIN RUNFAR won off Seiska
  91. [10:05] PM: Th@t's gre@t to he@r.
  92. [10:05] PM: ... oh, w@!t, you @ctu@lly won someth!ng off her?
  93. [10:05] PM: ! should h@nd you @ trophy for th@t.
  94. [10:07] RO: haha!
  95. [10:08] RO: yeah that was betting that Cucali would beat Siskus and be leader
  96. [10:08] RO: when Siskus put that thing in charge instead
  97. [10:08] RO: *Saskes
  98. [10:08] PM: H@ h@, th@t.
  99. [10:08] PM: Th@t w@s e@s!ly the best p@rt of th!s g@me so f@r.
  100. [10:09] RO: funny the recent bet was whether CIRRIN RUNFAR would ever admit that Saskes is cute
  101. [10:09] RO: *that thing
  102. [10:10] PM: ... !mpress!ve.
  103. [10:10] PM: SO deep down !ns!de, you do f!nd grubs @dor@ble.
  104. [10:10] PM: *So
  105. [10:11] RO: sure
  106. [10:11] RO: why not
  107. [10:11] RO: just when theyre sleeping and not wriggling about the place or biting
  108. [10:12] PM: Come on. You know th@t they're @dor@ble e!ther w@y.
  109. [10:14] RO: yeah yeah CIRRIN RUNFAR already lost the best
  110. [10:14] RO: *bet
  111. [10:14] RO: hey its about time CIRRIN RUNFAR disappeared
  112. [10:14] PM: @ll r!ght, then.
  113. [10:15] PM: !'ll see you l@ter, Runf@r.
  114. [10:15] PM: Don't forget your wh!te fl@gs.
  115. [10:15] RO: yeah
  116. [10:15] RO: to throw in their face!
  117. [10:15] RO: laters
  118. [10:15] -- recreantOctopus [RO] ceased pestering peripateticMeddler [PM] at 22:15 --
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