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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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Woohoo!

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Hello there guys.

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I'm Charlie Chapfin,

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the funniest comedian
mutant monster fish

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this ocean has ever seen.

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Do I got a joke for you.

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Here it comes.

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What's a chicken, oh no, wait.

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Why does a whale,
no, it's not a whale.

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It's a jellyfish, yeah.

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A jellyfish walks into a clam.

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Two sucker fish
walk into a byfield?

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Oh slimy sea blob, I messed up.

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Hey lampies and germs,

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that was Charlie Chapfin.

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Wasn't he, well,
well, something?

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Well, he was
something, wasn't he?

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Charlie, it's on,
they've announced it.

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It's happening.

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I can't believe it's
finally happening.

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What?

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Floundering famine,
Charlie, you haven't heard?

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It's really happening.

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What are you
talking about, Mucus?

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I guess you haven't heard.

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If you had heard,

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you would be totally
jumping out of your scales.

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What is happening,
Mucus, what is it?

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I don't think I can stand the
suspense for another moment.

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OK, here it goes.

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I heard from the seaweed that
they were going to announce

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the funniest monster
fish in the sea contest.

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The what?

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The funniest monster
fish in the sea contest.

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They're going to crown

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the funniest monster
fish in the ocean.

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No way!

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Way!

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It's happening two
weeks from now.

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Two weeks?

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Yeah, I know, right?

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We hardly have any
time to prepare.

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We have to practice,

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we have to write new
material, we have to...

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We have to win.

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I'm not so worried
about you, Mucus.

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You're the funniest
piece of slime on Shmirt.

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You think so, Charlie?

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Yeah, no slime, moss,
fungi, or mold spore

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is funnier than you.

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Well, it's my
father's side, you see.

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They're a bunch of real
loud mucus filaments

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from the sewage run off.

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They can really find
the humor in anything.

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My mom's side, on the
other hand, just a bunch

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of real boring blubberfish.

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Oh, blubberfish, yeah.

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Not very funny.

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I don't know, Charlie,
sometimes I'm not sure

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I inherited that slime edge.

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I mean, I can get a joke
started, but it goes

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downhill from there,
just as if I kick off

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full on slime funny, and
then slowly I taper down

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to blubberfish blah.

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You're funny, Mucus.

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You got it.

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You can make mutants
and fish laugh.

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I don't know, Charlie.

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This contest is not some
little local rotten fish dive

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where I get to tell
my lines with a bunch

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of ocean spores and
mold spots, this is big.

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It's huge.

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It's the big leagues.

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I'll never stand a chance.

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- Maybe you can...
- Oh, Mucus.

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A group of crabs just gave
me a uniform claw down.

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I don't think I'm ready, either.

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Fish and mutants,
our next funny act

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hails from the deep
oceans of Neptune Bay.

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Everybody, a big round of
claw snaps and fin claps

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for our inimitable, unmatched,
unparalleled, Jelly Fun.

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Jelly Fun.

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She's drop dead funny.

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See, what did I tell you?

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We're in deep waters.

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We don't stand a chance
with Jelly Fun in the mix.

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Mucus, Mucus.

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She's so beautiful.

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But she's the competition.

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I know, it makes her
even more beautiful,

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don't you find?

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You know what, Charlie?

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What?

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I think I'm in love.

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Oh, Mucus.

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You think Jelly Fun is funny?

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Oh no, Brute.

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My spores, the meanest
mutant bully in all of Shmirt.

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I'll show you funny.

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Check out my new act.

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Observe and learn, my goofy
non funny mutant fish friends.

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Lumpsuckers and sardines.

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Coming up next is last year's
favorite funny sea creature,

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Mutant Fish and Shmirt's
most eligible bachelor,

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the one, and only Brute.

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Thank you, thank you.

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And for tonight's
performance, I will do

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an impersonation of my good
friend Charlie Chapfin.

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Two seared tuna steaks
walk into a clam.

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No, wait, did I say tuna?

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I meant salmon, or
maybe I meant sardine.

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Or maybe is a...

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Tuna salmon sardine.

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With all these mutant fish
around, I get so confused.

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Oh my fins.

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This is so humiliating, Charlie.

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Wasn't Brute awesome?

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And now, mutants and
monster fish out there,

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I have an announcement,
straight from

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the Monster Comedy Club.

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- Here it comes.
- I announce the funniest

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monster fish in the sea contest.

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Hear ye, hear ye.

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To all funny creatures
of the sea of Shmirt.

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This is your
opportunity to shine.

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Your chance to show the
whole planet of Shmirt

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that you are the
funniest creature of all.

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It is time to make
it official, folks.

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With the funniest monster
fish in the sea contest,

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we will be crowning our supreme
funniest Shmirt creature

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once and for all.

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How do you suppose we
beat Jelly Fun and Bruce,

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and they're not the only ones.

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What about Pete
the Pancake Snark?

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Speaking of the pancake.

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Oh no, humiliation
never ceases.

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Hey guys.

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Hey Pancake Pete.

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Hey, Pancake Pete.

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You guys heard?

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Yes, yes, we've heard.

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You're participating, obviously.

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Oh, guys, I'm not sure.

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Whatever do you mean?

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You're the funniest
pancake shark on Shmirt.

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Yeah, no pancake,
waffle, or puff dried shark

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is funnier than you.

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Yeah, well, that
might be true, but...

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- But?
- This contest

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is not at some shark
and lamp ray dive

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where I tell jokes to a couple
of low water electric eels.

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- Momentous.
- Exactly.

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How can I hope to compete?

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I think I'm gonna go cry now.

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See you guys later.

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Poor Pancake Pete.

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Poor us.

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If Pancake Pete doesn't
think he's good enough,

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the two of us are never
gonna stand a chance.

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We need help.

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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

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Depends on what
you're thinking.

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What are we thinking?

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The Maestro.

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The Maestro.

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I've heard he trained
hundreds of comedian monsters,

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thespian mutants, and
ventriloquist fish,

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all over the oceans of Shmirt.

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I've heard he helped fashion
all sorts of sea creatures

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into acclaimed, Shmirt
famous entertainers.

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We have to find the Maestro.

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But where?

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Nobody's heard from him
in millions of years.

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Some even say he's a legend.

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Well, if he's a
legend, it's gonna be

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even harder to find him.

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Because he doesn't really exist.

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Aw, shucks.

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Blasting sea cucumbers,
that was loud, Porkenspiny.

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You scared us half to death.

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Yeah, for golly's sake.

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Can you keep the
decibels down a little?

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I guess he can't.

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What did he say?

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Ah, that was just as loud.

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I meant in our language, Mucus.

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Oh, yeah, sorry, my bad.

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He's asking if we heard.

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Yeah, we've heard.

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Yeah, we've heard.

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What did he say?

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He wants to know if
we're getting ready for it.

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Well, you see,
Porkenspiny, we very much

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want to sign up, but we don't
think we have the chops.

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Yeah, we think our only
chance is finding the Maestro.

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Yeah, we know it's a great idea,

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but we don't even
know if he's real.

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Let alone where to find him.

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What did he say?

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He says he wants to
find the Maestro, too.

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He says he wants
to win the contest.

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What did he say?

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He said we should
ask Mr. Sushi.

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He will know where
to find the Maestro.

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Mr. Sushi, of course.

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He knows everything there
is to know about Shmirt.

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He's the only one of us
that's even been outside.

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Oh, yeah.

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I heard the stories.

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He was just a regular
old mutant salmon.

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Just peacefully swimming
in the oceans of Shmirt

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- until one day.
- He swallowed a fish.

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That swallowed a fish.

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That swallowed a fish.

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That swallowed a fish.

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That swallowed a fish.

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That was then fished.

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And taken to market.

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And bought by Chef Mariyama.

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And made into a sushi roll.

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And served on a plate
of musculum greens.

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Yeah.

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That day, when Chef
Moryama wasn't looking...

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He just rolled back
into the bay and escaped.

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And that's how Mr. Sushi
knows just about everything.

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Exacto.

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Let's go see Mr. Sushi.

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They're going in search
of the legendary Maestro?

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If they learn to be funny,
they might hurt my chances

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of winning the funniest monster
fish in the sea contest.

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I cannot let that
happen, I must stop them.

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Hmm.

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22.

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Mr. Sushi.

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Mr. Sushi.

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Ah, you kids have
given me a fright.

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Sorry, Mr. Sushi,
but we need your help.

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We totally need
your help, Mr. Sushi.

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Well, what is it?

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You have better some real
good reason to annoy me.

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While attending to
my coral garden.

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Oh, Mr. Sushi,
we didn't mean to...

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Yeah, I mean, no, we
didn't mean to bother you.

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Well, bother me you did.

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We're sorry, Mr. Sushi.

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How's your rice these
days, by the way?

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Ah, my rice, eh?

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Well, not so well, these days.

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This ocean water,
it gets so soggy.

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That's a drag, Mr. Sushi.

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I have to go out of the
water and lie on a rock

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in the sun for
hours to dry it off.

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That sounds like a
mold spore of a pain.

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I can't even begin to
tell you about the seagulls.

256
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,328
They won't leave me be.

257
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,697
They just peck at the
rice and the toppings

258
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,501
and the seaweed,
it's pure misery.

259
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,771
I'm sure it is, Mr.
Sushi, but we're here...

260
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,506
To ask for your help.

261
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:40,611
Oh, you kids just
cannot understand.

262
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:44,649
Wait until you get
made into sushi rolls.

263
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:45,716
You know?

264
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,418
It's not all bad.

265
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,721
Sometimes I get
in a raft or two.

266
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:55,358
Did I ever tell you
the time the seagulls

267
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,663
ate a piece of wasabi off
of the top of my head?

268
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,263
Yes, Mr. Sushi.

269
00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:01,866
Yes, Mr. Sushi.

270
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,834
Well.

271
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,336
Let me tell you about it.

272
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:10,340
It was the summer
of the year 2001.

273
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:13,878
I remember very well
because it was the day

274
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,380
I had just celebrated
my second anniversary

275
00:15:17,382 --> 00:15:20,717
of returning to the sea.

276
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,853
Oh boy.

277
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,789
I was sitting
on my usual rock.

278
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:29,894
Way up the cliff, over yonder.

279
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:35,899
And all of a sudden, out
of the blue, a big seagull

280
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,735
comes swooping down.

281
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:41,271
I held tight to my
rice, thinking that's

282
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,906
what he was aiming for.

283
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:46,676
- Instead.
- Oh.

284
00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:48,578
Oh.

285
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:54,417
He went right for the wasabi.

286
00:15:55,687 --> 00:15:56,953
You should have seen his face.

287
00:15:56,955 --> 00:16:00,423
It was red, like a sea coral.

288
00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:04,728
I tell you, funniest
moment I ever did witness.

289
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,432
Speaking of funny.

290
00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:11,868
Hmm, yes?

291
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,203
We were wondering if
you knew the whereabouts

292
00:16:14,205 --> 00:16:16,606
of a certain sea creatures
known as the Maestro?

293
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,908
The Maestro.

294
00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:22,979
You're asking about the Maestro?

295
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,347
Well, yes, you see, we...

296
00:16:25,349 --> 00:16:27,483
They've just announced
the funniest monster fish

297
00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:29,586
in the sea contest, and we...

298
00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:30,754
We want to participate.

299
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,521
But we're afraid.

300
00:16:32,523 --> 00:16:35,725
We're just not funny enough.

301
00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:38,662
Even the beautiful
Jelly Fun can beat us.

302
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:42,331
Imagine if all the creatures
of the ocean participated.

303
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:46,736
Oh, they will participate.

304
00:16:46,738 --> 00:16:52,741
This is probably the most
important contest ever held

305
00:16:52,743 --> 00:16:57,579
in all of the 50 seas
of planet Shmirt.

306
00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:01,417
Oh, Mr. Sushi, that does
not make me feel any better.

307
00:17:01,419 --> 00:17:05,721
Take heart, my
little creatures.

308
00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:07,589
Take heart.

309
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:11,760
You just need to
go see the Maestro.

310
00:17:11,762 --> 00:17:14,563
He'll know what to do.

311
00:17:14,565 --> 00:17:20,335
He trained hundreds in the
fine arts of entertainment.

312
00:17:20,337 --> 00:17:25,307
Even my friend, Sunny the
Sturgeon, sharpened his

313
00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:27,743
comedic chops with the Maestro.

314
00:17:27,745 --> 00:17:29,745
Did I tell you about the time...

315
00:17:29,747 --> 00:17:31,747
That's great, Mr. Sushi.

316
00:17:31,749 --> 00:17:34,883
But do you know where
to find the Maestro?

317
00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:36,318
Me?

318
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,886
I have no idea.

319
00:17:37,888 --> 00:17:41,790
I don't even know
if he really exists.

320
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:42,858
Do you?

321
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,359
But you said.

322
00:17:44,361 --> 00:17:46,762
What did I say?

323
00:17:46,764 --> 00:17:48,764
I can't quite recollect.

324
00:17:48,766 --> 00:17:52,668
You see, since those pelicans
nibbled on the fish eggs

325
00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:56,071
on top of my head, I
can't quite seem to recall

326
00:17:56,073 --> 00:18:00,508
a single thing that I say.

327
00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:02,543
So, you're saying?

328
00:18:02,545 --> 00:18:04,079
What was I saying?

329
00:18:04,081 --> 00:18:05,781
You were saying,
what was he saying?

330
00:18:05,783 --> 00:18:08,616
I have no idea.

331
00:18:08,618 --> 00:18:10,786
Wait, is this a
comedy skit we're in?

332
00:18:10,788 --> 00:18:13,354
Where Mr. Sushi
forgets what he's saying.

333
00:18:13,356 --> 00:18:15,758
And then we all forget
what we were saying?

334
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:20,461
Oh, to be a comedy skit,
it would have to be funny.

335
00:18:20,463 --> 00:18:23,397
- Is this funny?
- I don't know.

336
00:18:26,837 --> 00:18:29,938
Oh my fins, if we don't
know if this skit is funny,

337
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:32,774
how are we ever going to win
the funniest monster fish

338
00:18:32,776 --> 00:18:34,776
in the sea contest?

339
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:41,516
Mr. Sushi, you think it's funny.

340
00:18:41,518 --> 00:18:44,585
We're funny, yay.

341
00:18:44,587 --> 00:18:46,054
We're funny.

342
00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:50,391
There is hope, after all.

343
00:18:50,393 --> 00:18:53,461
I'm not laughing
because it's funny.

344
00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:57,632
I'm laughing because
you guys are so funny

345
00:18:57,634 --> 00:18:59,634
trying to be funny.

346
00:18:59,636 --> 00:19:03,905
That, in my book, is comedy.

347
00:19:03,907 --> 00:19:08,776
You are so totally clueless
on how to be funny,

348
00:19:08,778 --> 00:19:12,980
that you are coming
across totally hysterical.

349
00:19:12,982 --> 00:19:15,783
While not being
funny whatsoever.

350
00:19:15,785 --> 00:19:17,151
You get it?

351
00:19:24,127 --> 00:19:26,761
So you're saying we're funny?

352
00:19:26,763 --> 00:19:28,796
Not at all.

353
00:19:28,798 --> 00:19:32,499
Well, dang, that did take
the water out of my spores.

354
00:19:32,501 --> 00:19:34,101
Mr. Sushi, you have to tell us

355
00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,770
the whereabouts of the Maestro.

356
00:19:35,772 --> 00:19:37,504
We really need help.

357
00:19:37,506 --> 00:19:40,641
You do, indeed.

358
00:19:40,643 --> 00:19:43,410
Well, then, do you know
where we can find him?

359
00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:46,615
Hmm.

360
00:19:48,785 --> 00:19:50,584
Nope.

361
00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:52,485
Oh, boy.

362
00:19:52,487 --> 00:19:57,624
But you can always go
see Big Eddie Spaghetti.

363
00:19:57,626 --> 00:20:00,895
If someone knows
comedy, it's Big Eddie.

364
00:20:00,897 --> 00:20:02,596
- Really?
- Yeah.

365
00:20:02,598 --> 00:20:05,032
He was just born funny looking.

366
00:20:05,034 --> 00:20:06,800
He took care of the rest.

367
00:20:06,802 --> 00:20:09,536
He might know where
to find the Maestro.

368
00:20:09,538 --> 00:20:11,538
What a brilliant idea.

369
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:17,677
Well, thankfully, the pelicans
left a few eggs up there.

370
00:20:17,679 --> 00:20:19,012
Thank you, Mr. Sushi.

371
00:20:19,014 --> 00:20:20,780
Let's go.

372
00:20:20,782 --> 00:20:22,782
Hurray.

373
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,622
Good luck, guys.

374
00:20:29,091 --> 00:20:32,492
Oh, drat, I should
have warned them

375
00:20:32,494 --> 00:20:35,061
about the deadly carnivorous
plant guarding the way

376
00:20:35,063 --> 00:20:36,863
to Big Eddie's house.

377
00:20:36,865 --> 00:20:38,800
Perhaps I ought to, oh.

378
00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,768
OK.

379
00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:43,737
What was I saying?

380
00:20:43,739 --> 00:20:49,776
Ah, yes, my coral
garden needs trimming.

381
00:20:59,788 --> 00:21:01,788
Why didn't we think of it?

382
00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:03,790
Yeah, Big Eddie will know.

383
00:21:06,128 --> 00:21:07,894
Big Eddie knows everything.

384
00:21:07,896 --> 00:21:10,730
He's got his fins in
all sorts of stuff.

385
00:21:10,732 --> 00:21:12,832
Well, he's got several to spare.

386
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:16,036
Do you guys know the one
about the mutant sea monster?

387
00:21:16,038 --> 00:21:18,004
Which one?

388
00:21:18,006 --> 00:21:21,241
The one about the sea
monster who, oh no, wait.

389
00:21:21,243 --> 00:21:23,243
Was it a sea monster?

390
00:21:23,245 --> 00:21:26,246
Oh, no, I think it was
more like a starfish.

391
00:21:26,248 --> 00:21:27,981
Or was it a mutant sardine?

392
00:21:27,983 --> 00:21:31,684
No, no, I think it
was a sea monster.

393
00:21:31,686 --> 00:21:32,955
Here we go again.

394
00:21:35,523 --> 00:21:36,789
Hey, there, Sushi.

395
00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:39,792
It's Mr. Sushi to you, fella.

396
00:21:39,794 --> 00:21:43,129
Why do you interrupt
my gardening?

397
00:21:43,131 --> 00:21:46,598
Was wondering if three puny
little mutant monster fish

398
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,800
came by to see you.

399
00:21:47,802 --> 00:21:50,136
What's it to you, guy?

400
00:21:50,138 --> 00:21:52,738
See, they're good friends
of mine, and I'm supposed

401
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:55,208
to meet them, wherever
they're going.

402
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:58,144
You don't say.

403
00:21:58,146 --> 00:21:59,611
Yeah.

404
00:21:59,613 --> 00:22:01,113
You know where they're headed?

405
00:22:01,115 --> 00:22:05,150
Why, yes, I sent
them there myself.

406
00:22:05,152 --> 00:22:07,456
Well, where on Shmirt
did you send them?

407
00:22:13,561 --> 00:22:17,663
Shh, Porkenspiny, we're
entering the mutant bay shortly.

408
00:22:17,665 --> 00:22:20,232
I heard there are some
carnivorous plants around here.

409
00:22:22,069 --> 00:22:25,237
Yeah, practice your
quiet voice, Porkenspiny.

410
00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:30,809
Speaking of carnivorous plants,
did I ever tell you guys

411
00:22:30,811 --> 00:22:32,644
the one about the pitcher plant?

412
00:22:32,646 --> 00:22:35,781
Nope, but something
tells me you're about to.

413
00:22:35,783 --> 00:22:38,753
A pitcher plant walks into
a dentist's office and says.

414
00:22:41,188 --> 00:22:43,590
Hello, there, little ones.

415
00:22:46,659 --> 00:22:48,193
Oh, no, it's...

416
00:22:48,195 --> 00:22:50,595
Lips.

417
00:22:50,597 --> 00:22:52,597
Lips.

418
00:22:54,601 --> 00:22:58,871
How sagacious of
you, little ones.

419
00:22:58,873 --> 00:23:06,111
Yes, indeed, my name is Lips.

420
00:23:06,113 --> 00:23:12,683
And I'm the most
poisonous, ravenous, cranky

421
00:23:12,685 --> 00:23:18,290
and downright evil
mutant carnivorous plant

422
00:23:18,292 --> 00:23:23,828
in the whole wide sea.

423
00:23:23,830 --> 00:23:26,697
Well, Mr. Lips, that's
some introduction.

424
00:23:26,699 --> 00:23:27,965
Yeah, amazing.

425
00:23:27,967 --> 00:23:30,169
You should try for the movies.

426
00:23:30,171 --> 00:23:33,805
You don't say.

427
00:23:33,807 --> 00:23:35,173
Absolutely.

428
00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:43,214
I should look into that,
after I devour you, of course.

429
00:23:43,216 --> 00:23:45,850
Of course.

430
00:23:45,852 --> 00:23:50,822
What are you fellas
made of, anywho?

431
00:23:50,824 --> 00:23:54,058
I have an array
of food allergies

432
00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:59,797
and a sensitive
digestive enzyme.

433
00:24:06,139 --> 00:24:09,340
I've got to keep
an eye on my diet,

434
00:24:09,342 --> 00:24:11,843
or I'll flare up.

435
00:24:11,845 --> 00:24:16,948
I tried all sorts of diets.

436
00:24:16,950 --> 00:24:22,820
Mediterranean, TLC,
volumetric, vegetarian,

437
00:24:22,822 --> 00:24:29,327
the South Beach Diet,
the zone, and I still

438
00:24:30,830 --> 00:24:34,031
keep flaring up.

439
00:24:37,337 --> 00:24:39,203
You don't want
to eat us, then.

440
00:24:39,205 --> 00:24:41,272
I guarantee we'd do a
number on your stomach.

441
00:24:41,274 --> 00:24:44,841
I don't have a stomach.

442
00:24:44,843 --> 00:24:51,315
I secrete digestive enzymes
in my large pitcher,

443
00:24:51,317 --> 00:24:58,822
which in turn will dissolve
any creature, big or small,

444
00:24:58,824 --> 00:25:01,858
who enters my lips.

445
00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:04,930
In a matter of minutes.

446
00:25:10,035 --> 00:25:12,102
But alas.

447
00:25:12,104 --> 00:25:15,005
Like I was saying.

448
00:25:15,007 --> 00:25:18,842
I keep flaring up.

449
00:25:19,845 --> 00:25:22,846
It's a drag.

450
00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:26,183
I have an idea.

451
00:25:26,185 --> 00:25:30,220
You don't say.

452
00:25:30,222 --> 00:25:33,790
Now, I'm not doctor, in
fact, I'm just half a slug

453
00:25:33,792 --> 00:25:36,393
of swimming mutant mucus,
and half blubber fish,

454
00:25:36,395 --> 00:25:39,829
but I fancy myself an
expert in obnoxious gases.

455
00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:41,498
You do, now?

456
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,532
Yes, you see?

457
00:25:44,403 --> 00:25:46,102
I find that when the
sensitive air gets trapped

458
00:25:46,104 --> 00:25:48,505
in my mycelium,
I get gassy, too.

459
00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:53,011
It's just awful.

460
00:25:59,284 --> 00:26:01,284
Well, have you ever
tried holding your breath,

461
00:26:01,286 --> 00:26:04,854
and then letting out
the biggest burp ever?

462
00:26:04,856 --> 00:26:07,856
It just clears out my
mycelium like no other.

463
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:11,962
Interesting theory.

464
00:26:11,964 --> 00:26:17,100
I think I'm gonna give it
a try, if you don't mind.

465
00:26:17,102 --> 00:26:18,268
Not at all.

466
00:26:18,270 --> 00:26:20,237
I'll join you, if I may.

467
00:26:38,323 --> 00:26:39,389
Burp.

468
00:26:46,130 --> 00:26:47,499
Hmm.

469
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:49,832
You know what?

470
00:26:49,834 --> 00:26:52,502
I feel better already.

471
00:26:52,504 --> 00:26:54,870
Oh, slimy some.

472
00:26:54,872 --> 00:26:58,374
Now I can eat you.

473
00:26:58,376 --> 00:27:00,276
Oh, drat.

474
00:27:00,278 --> 00:27:07,016
Get in line, so I can
slurp you up one by one.

475
00:27:08,886 --> 00:27:14,590
You little goofy thing,
will be my appetizer.

476
00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:19,797
The ugly slimy thingy next to
you will be my main course.

477
00:27:23,634 --> 00:27:25,868
Hey, who are
you calling slimy?

478
00:27:25,870 --> 00:27:29,905
And the other whatchamathingy?

479
00:27:29,907 --> 00:27:31,940
You can be my dessert.

480
00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:35,177
Great going, Mucus,
now we're plant chow.

481
00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:38,880
I was just trying to help.

482
00:27:38,882 --> 00:27:40,015
You did.

483
00:27:40,017 --> 00:27:41,950
Now get on with it.

484
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:45,855
I'm suddenly starving.

485
00:27:47,491 --> 00:27:49,558
What about a joke, instead?

486
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,992
A joke?

487
00:27:50,994 --> 00:27:52,927
What would I do with a joke?

488
00:27:52,929 --> 00:27:54,996
You can't eat a joke.

489
00:27:54,998 --> 00:27:57,666
Yes, but haven't
you heard it said

490
00:27:57,668 --> 00:28:00,269
that laughter is
the best medicine?

491
00:28:00,271 --> 00:28:01,537
Very well.

492
00:28:01,539 --> 00:28:05,039
In exchange for a good joke,

493
00:28:05,041 --> 00:28:09,345
I'll let you little
creatures go.

494
00:28:09,347 --> 00:28:13,482
But only if you
can make me laugh.

495
00:28:13,484 --> 00:28:15,484
If you can't.

496
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:17,151
If we can't.

497
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:21,690
You're plant chow.

498
00:28:23,594 --> 00:28:26,528
Great going, Charlie,
we're fish fry.

499
00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:28,697
We just have to
be funny, Mucus.

500
00:28:28,699 --> 00:28:30,632
Exactly.

501
00:28:30,634 --> 00:28:34,268
Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm the funny funniest

502
00:28:34,270 --> 00:28:38,339
super funny mutant monster
fish comedian Charlie Chapfin,

503
00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:42,243
and I'm here to tell
you a funny joke.

504
00:28:42,245 --> 00:28:44,680
Oh, boy, we're fishsticks.

505
00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:49,519
A joke about...

506
00:28:52,155 --> 00:28:53,221
A pig?

507
00:28:55,225 --> 00:28:59,227
Not a pig, more like, hmm.

508
00:28:59,229 --> 00:29:00,995
Mutant rhino?

509
00:29:00,997 --> 00:29:02,497
No.

510
00:29:03,633 --> 00:29:05,500
Clam?

511
00:29:05,502 --> 00:29:08,703
Yes, a clam walks
into a doctor's office.

512
00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:13,508
The doctor goes, "Hey, clam,
why do you look so pale?"

513
00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:17,712
And the clam says, "I'm here
to get a lightbulb screwed in."

514
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:22,550
And the dentist goes, "Hey,
clam, why do you look so pale?"

515
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:27,121
And the clam says, "I'm here
to get a lightbulb screwed in."

516
00:29:27,123 --> 00:29:30,691
- And the dentist says...
- Oh, boy.

517
00:29:30,693 --> 00:29:32,662
And the dentist.

518
00:29:34,631 --> 00:29:36,464
The dentist?

519
00:29:36,466 --> 00:29:40,701
The dentists says, "You
seem a bit clammy."

520
00:29:42,705 --> 00:29:43,704
Clammy.

521
00:29:43,706 --> 00:29:45,406
Get it?

522
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:48,208
OK, I'm gonna eat you.

523
00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:50,344
No, Lips, wait.

524
00:29:50,346 --> 00:29:53,548
I'm a little rusty,
but I can be funny.

525
00:29:53,550 --> 00:29:54,782
I really can.

526
00:29:54,784 --> 00:29:56,684
Let me try.

527
00:29:56,686 --> 00:29:59,687
I'm Mucus, I live on a
rock by the sewage runoff,

528
00:29:59,689 --> 00:30:02,224
and I can swim, slide, and burp.

529
00:30:06,629 --> 00:30:09,531
I'm the funniest piece of
stinky slime you'll ever meet.

530
00:30:12,501 --> 00:30:15,504
Have you ever heard the one
about the three legged seahorse?

531
00:30:16,706 --> 00:30:19,406
We're seafood, Pancake.

532
00:30:35,657 --> 00:30:37,390
This is humiliating, Charlie.

533
00:30:37,392 --> 00:30:39,726
This is crashing, Mucus.

534
00:30:39,728 --> 00:30:42,128
We've got to find Big Eddie.

535
00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:44,631
Yeah, we got to
find Big Eddie.

536
00:30:44,633 --> 00:30:46,333
Time is short.

537
00:30:57,145 --> 00:30:59,212
Let's go, guys.

538
00:30:59,214 --> 00:31:01,348
Real quiet like.

539
00:31:01,350 --> 00:31:04,351
Yeah, real quiet like.

540
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,457
Hey, where are you going?

541
00:31:10,157 --> 00:31:11,725
You said that if
we made you laugh,

542
00:31:11,727 --> 00:31:13,527
you'd let us go.

543
00:31:13,529 --> 00:31:16,396
I did say that,

544
00:31:16,398 --> 00:31:22,502
but after your
lackluster performances,

545
00:31:22,504 --> 00:31:25,839
I feel it's my duty to eat you.

546
00:31:25,841 --> 00:31:28,742
I cannot allow you to torture

547
00:31:28,744 --> 00:31:33,649
any more unsuspecting audiences.

548
00:31:35,383 --> 00:31:40,252
It's just not right.

549
00:31:40,254 --> 00:31:43,823
No, wait, I promise you,
we'll get funnier, we will.

550
00:31:43,825 --> 00:31:46,860
Yeah, we're on our way
to see Big Eddie Spaghetti.

551
00:31:46,862 --> 00:31:48,360
That bore?

552
00:31:48,362 --> 00:31:50,797
Whatever for?

553
00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:54,734
He's gonna point us to our
only hope to win the contest.

554
00:31:54,736 --> 00:31:57,670
Who would that be?

555
00:31:57,672 --> 00:31:58,805
The Maestro.

556
00:31:58,807 --> 00:32:02,842
Did you say

557
00:32:02,844 --> 00:32:06,512
the Maestro?

558
00:32:06,514 --> 00:32:07,713
Do you know him?

559
00:32:07,715 --> 00:32:10,149
Sure, I do.

560
00:32:10,151 --> 00:32:16,855
We used to share a rent controlled
barnacle in the suburbs

561
00:32:16,857 --> 00:32:20,225
about 10,000,000
Shmirt years ago.

562
00:32:20,227 --> 00:32:23,729
Of course, we were
just larva, then.

563
00:32:23,731 --> 00:32:26,398
Do you know where
we can find him?

564
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,700
Nope.

565
00:32:27,702 --> 00:32:29,602
- Oh.
- Oh.

566
00:32:29,604 --> 00:32:33,672
When he got too big for
the barnacle, he moved

567
00:32:33,674 --> 00:32:36,742
to the big sea city.

568
00:32:36,744 --> 00:32:40,946
Bright lights,
fame, all of that.

569
00:32:40,948 --> 00:32:47,886
Too good for a potted
carnivorous sea urtacuralarea

570
00:32:47,888 --> 00:32:55,527
mutantus like myself, I suppose.

571
00:32:55,529 --> 00:32:57,863
But what did he
do in the sea city?

572
00:32:57,865 --> 00:33:03,936
I hear he made it
big as a party singer.

573
00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:08,339
Gig weddings, bar mitzvahs,

574
00:33:08,341 --> 00:33:13,211
live shows on cruise ships.

575
00:33:13,213 --> 00:33:14,512
The works.

576
00:33:14,514 --> 00:33:16,414
The fame.

577
00:33:16,416 --> 00:33:17,750
Incredible.

578
00:33:17,752 --> 00:33:19,718
Sounds like our kind of guy.

579
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,889
He's the Maestro.

580
00:33:23,891 --> 00:33:27,726
The best of the best.

581
00:33:27,728 --> 00:33:29,560
Say.

582
00:33:29,562 --> 00:33:34,267
If you do find him,
tell him Lips says hi.

583
00:33:36,503 --> 00:33:42,740
And that I want the barnacle
rent money he still owes me.

584
00:33:42,742 --> 00:33:45,643
When's the last time we
had a bite to eat, Charlie?

585
00:33:45,645 --> 00:33:47,745
Seems like forever.

586
00:33:47,747 --> 00:33:49,747
You know what I'd die for?

587
00:33:49,749 --> 00:33:52,750
- What?
- Mutant spores.

588
00:33:52,752 --> 00:33:54,285
Mutant spores?

589
00:33:54,287 --> 00:33:56,721
They're so delicious.

590
00:33:56,723 --> 00:33:59,524
They taste like
strawberry cotton candy.

591
00:33:59,526 --> 00:34:01,492
Watermelon.

592
00:34:03,396 --> 00:34:05,463
I can't wait to go back
to the sewage runoff,

593
00:34:05,465 --> 00:34:07,999
there's tons of
mutant spores there.

594
00:34:08,001 --> 00:34:10,334
Those are the best ones.

595
00:34:10,336 --> 00:34:12,770
Yeah, my fungi
relatives get together

596
00:34:12,772 --> 00:34:15,740
on Saturday mornings, bring
the kids, and just slurp up

597
00:34:15,742 --> 00:34:18,743
the mutant spores all day long.

598
00:34:18,745 --> 00:34:21,412
Where do you think
mutant spores come from?

599
00:34:25,752 --> 00:34:29,487
'Twas the year,
minus 10,000,007,

600
00:34:29,489 --> 00:34:34,759
when a radioactive meteor
crashed into the sea of Shmirt.

601
00:34:34,761 --> 00:34:39,764
Since then, mutant spores
abound in our waters.

602
00:34:39,766 --> 00:34:41,666
Who goes there?

603
00:34:41,668 --> 00:34:45,636
They call me Tony Longknees.

604
00:34:45,638 --> 00:34:47,471
But you can call me

605
00:34:47,473 --> 00:34:50,675
Tony Flatface Longknees
Twoscales Macadoo.

606
00:34:50,677 --> 00:34:53,044
Well, hello, Mr. Tony Flatface

607
00:34:53,046 --> 00:34:54,979
Longknees Twoscales Macadoo.

608
00:34:54,981 --> 00:34:57,681
Hello to you.

609
00:34:57,683 --> 00:35:01,585
Heard you talk
about mutant spores.

610
00:35:01,587 --> 00:35:03,353
Our favorite snack.

611
00:35:03,355 --> 00:35:05,089
Mine, as well.

612
00:35:05,091 --> 00:35:08,325
Say, I've never seen you
guys around these parts.

613
00:35:08,327 --> 00:35:11,762
You mutants or fish or what?

614
00:35:11,764 --> 00:35:13,898
I'm a mutant monster fish.

615
00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:16,466
Might not look it
yet, but I'm growing

616
00:35:16,468 --> 00:35:18,769
my first monster tooth, see?

617
00:35:18,771 --> 00:35:19,870
Impressive.

618
00:35:19,872 --> 00:35:21,738
And you?

619
00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:23,774
I'm half mucus filament
from the city runoff,

620
00:35:23,776 --> 00:35:25,742
and half blubberfish.

621
00:35:26,979 --> 00:35:29,646
Ah, mucus filament.

622
00:35:29,648 --> 00:35:32,382
They're some funny
bunch, those guys.

623
00:35:32,384 --> 00:35:35,519
Blubberfish, not so much.

624
00:35:35,521 --> 00:35:38,488
What are you guys doing
in these waters, anyhoot?

625
00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:40,357
We're headed to
find Big Eddie.

626
00:35:40,359 --> 00:35:42,759
He might know the
whereabouts of the Maestro.

627
00:35:42,761 --> 00:35:46,897
The Maestro, you say.

628
00:35:46,899 --> 00:35:49,933
- You know him?
- Of course.

629
00:35:49,935 --> 00:35:54,437
We ran together back in our
young and wholly larva days.

630
00:35:54,439 --> 00:35:57,574
Ah, the good times we had.

631
00:35:57,576 --> 00:35:59,609
Racing minnows in the bay.

632
00:35:59,611 --> 00:36:02,579
Riding tuna schools
in the open sea.

633
00:36:02,581 --> 00:36:07,150
But, alas, the Maestro
moved on to the ocean city.

634
00:36:09,788 --> 00:36:12,791
But I heard he started
a theater company.

635
00:36:14,026 --> 00:36:15,792
Wow.

636
00:36:15,794 --> 00:36:18,394
He was still a
larva when he directed

637
00:36:18,396 --> 00:36:24,801
- the undersea production of the Taming of the Sardine.
- Whoa.

638
00:36:24,803 --> 00:36:28,571
After that, it was
one hit after another.

639
00:36:28,573 --> 00:36:31,473
Henry the Eightfish
ran for 3,000 years

640
00:36:31,475 --> 00:36:33,742
at the underwater fish festival.

641
00:36:33,744 --> 00:36:37,780
Much Ado about Mackerel
got a five star fish review

642
00:36:37,782 --> 00:36:39,950
on Rotten Fish Guts.

643
00:36:39,952 --> 00:36:41,717
Amazing.

644
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,753
Awesome.

645
00:36:46,791 --> 00:36:48,724
Yes, indeed.

646
00:36:48,726 --> 00:36:50,793
The Maestro's as big
as you're gonna get

647
00:36:50,795 --> 00:36:52,962
in the entertainment
world of the sea.

648
00:36:52,964 --> 00:36:55,798
Why you fellas looking for him?

649
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,766
- We want to enter...
- The funniest monster

650
00:36:57,768 --> 00:36:59,735
fish in the sea contest.

651
00:36:59,737 --> 00:37:00,970
And win.

652
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,608
We hope the Maestro can
help us on our skills.

653
00:37:05,610 --> 00:37:07,877
Make us stage ready.

654
00:37:07,879 --> 00:37:11,780
Well, if there's one creature
in the whole sea of Shmirt

655
00:37:11,782 --> 00:37:16,785
that can help you, that
would be the Maestro.

656
00:37:16,787 --> 00:37:19,154
Cool, sea cucumbers.

657
00:37:19,156 --> 00:37:21,056
Well, what are we waiting for?

658
00:37:21,058 --> 00:37:24,226
Let's go find Big Eddie
and hear what he knows.

659
00:37:24,228 --> 00:37:27,630
Yeah, Mr. Tony Flatface
Longknees Twoscales Macadoo.

660
00:37:27,632 --> 00:37:30,799
Good luck finding
the Maestro, kids.

661
00:37:30,801 --> 00:37:32,637
Good luck.

662
00:37:42,246 --> 00:37:44,647
I think I see
Big Eddie's rock.

663
00:37:44,649 --> 00:37:47,583
Say, how can anyone
live under that rock?

664
00:37:47,585 --> 00:37:49,517
There's hardly any space.

665
00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:52,021
They call him Big Eddie
Spaghetti for a reason.

666
00:37:52,023 --> 00:37:55,224
He can get inside
the tiniest crevices.

667
00:37:55,226 --> 00:37:56,825
Doesn't he get stuck?

668
00:37:56,827 --> 00:37:59,094
Of course, all the time.

669
00:37:59,096 --> 00:38:01,797
Last time, he had to
call a whole team of rock

670
00:38:01,799 --> 00:38:06,201
demolition crabs, took them
seven years to get him out.

671
00:38:06,203 --> 00:38:08,736
Whoa.

672
00:38:08,738 --> 00:38:11,806
Yeah, had to live off
mutant spores and clam juice

673
00:38:11,808 --> 00:38:13,541
until they got to him.

674
00:38:13,543 --> 00:38:14,709
No way.

675
00:38:14,711 --> 00:38:15,743
Way.

676
00:38:15,745 --> 00:38:17,212
Lost a fin, too.

677
00:38:17,214 --> 00:38:19,814
But he grew two right back.

678
00:38:19,816 --> 00:38:20,850
Hey, there he is.

679
00:38:24,288 --> 00:38:25,920
Hey, Big Eddie.

680
00:38:31,528 --> 00:38:33,295
Oh, hello, fellows.

681
00:38:33,297 --> 00:38:36,030
What good ocean current
brings you down these parts?

682
00:38:36,032 --> 00:38:39,801
It's about the funniest
monster fish in the sea contest.

683
00:38:39,803 --> 00:38:40,802
Yeah.

684
00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:46,107
Oh, yes, the contest, I heard.

685
00:38:46,109 --> 00:38:48,876
It was about time the
sea of Shmirt organized

686
00:38:48,878 --> 00:38:52,547
a comedy contest, so much
talent in these waters.

687
00:38:52,549 --> 00:38:54,148
Yes, right.

688
00:38:54,150 --> 00:38:57,285
- Well, you see...
- We want to participate.

689
00:38:57,287 --> 00:38:59,821
But we want to get
real good, first.

690
00:38:59,823 --> 00:39:02,023
That makes a lot of sense.

691
00:39:02,025 --> 00:39:04,058
- And we thought...
- Yeah, we thought

692
00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:06,194
the Maestro could help us.

693
00:39:06,196 --> 00:39:08,029
The Maestro?

694
00:39:08,031 --> 00:39:11,799
But, but, but, but,
but, that's impossible.

695
00:39:11,801 --> 00:39:15,103
- Why?
- Because after his

696
00:39:15,105 --> 00:39:18,573
lost Broadbay show,
A Starfish Named Desire,

697
00:39:18,575 --> 00:39:21,275
was badly received,
he's gone into hiding

698
00:39:21,277 --> 00:39:24,078
in the Terror Cove.

699
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,813
The Terror Cove?

700
00:39:25,815 --> 00:39:27,982
Yeah, dark and scary place.

701
00:39:27,984 --> 00:39:30,885
Deep, deep down the bottom
of the deepest ocean.

702
00:39:30,887 --> 00:39:32,586
And deeper than that.

703
00:39:32,588 --> 00:39:34,822
So deep, in fact,
there's only one fish

704
00:39:34,824 --> 00:39:37,825
that can find its way
around down there.

705
00:39:37,827 --> 00:39:39,027
Who's that?

706
00:39:39,029 --> 00:39:40,995
Pepperhead Firefly.

707
00:39:40,997 --> 00:39:42,829
Pepperhead Firefly?

708
00:39:42,831 --> 00:39:44,966
Yeah, Pepperhead Firefly?

709
00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:47,969
She can find her way
into the murkiest waters.

710
00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:50,171
Will she take us
to the Terror Cove?

711
00:39:50,173 --> 00:39:52,606
No way.

712
00:39:52,608 --> 00:39:54,976
Anyone who dares venture
into the Terror Cove

713
00:39:54,978 --> 00:39:57,811
has never been heard from again.

714
00:39:57,813 --> 00:40:00,847
Including the Maestro.

715
00:40:00,849 --> 00:40:03,184
I hear he surrounded
himself with a gang

716
00:40:03,186 --> 00:40:05,086
of scary mutant thugs,

717
00:40:05,088 --> 00:40:07,087
who guard every
inch of the cove,

718
00:40:07,089 --> 00:40:08,889
and let nobody through.

719
00:40:08,891 --> 00:40:11,992
Oh my scales, we'll
never get funny enough

720
00:40:11,994 --> 00:40:14,728
in time for the contest.

721
00:40:28,944 --> 00:40:31,812
All right, all
right, stop crying.

722
00:40:31,814 --> 00:40:34,314
I'll tell you where to
find Pepperhead Firefly.

723
00:40:34,316 --> 00:40:37,417
She might agree to guide
you to Terror Cove.

724
00:40:37,419 --> 00:40:41,054
I wouldn't count on
it, but she just might.

725
00:40:41,056 --> 00:40:43,023
Hurray.

726
00:40:43,025 --> 00:40:45,058
Hurray.

727
00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:51,765
Not so fast, fellas.

728
00:40:51,767 --> 00:40:54,835
If you want to find
Pepperhead Firefly,

729
00:40:54,837 --> 00:41:00,974
you have to travel deep,
deeper, and ever so deepest,

730
00:41:00,976 --> 00:41:04,845
to the center of the
underwater burping crevice.

731
00:41:04,847 --> 00:41:07,615
And into the fog sea bog.

732
00:41:08,984 --> 00:41:11,920
There she dwells.

733
00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:19,758
My sweet fins,
the burping crevice.

734
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,361
I wonder what it's like.

735
00:41:21,363 --> 00:41:22,996
I've heard stories.

736
00:41:22,998 --> 00:41:24,998
What kind of stories?

737
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,834
The burping crevice's
fiery monstrosity,

738
00:41:28,836 --> 00:41:31,404
oozing with fluorescent lava,

739
00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:33,839
emitting lightning and thunder.

740
00:41:33,841 --> 00:41:36,909
I heard Patty the
Pernicious Percula visited

741
00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:39,979
the burping crevice once
to roast some marshmallows,

742
00:41:39,981 --> 00:41:42,249
and she never came back.

743
00:41:42,251 --> 00:41:43,883
Whoa.

744
00:41:43,885 --> 00:41:45,119
Here she blows.

745
00:41:46,854 --> 00:41:49,822
Oh, that doesn't
look too scary.

746
00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:03,802
Charlie, if we go in there,
we'll come out fish sticks.

747
00:42:03,804 --> 00:42:05,838
We have to go, Mucus.

748
00:42:09,177 --> 00:42:10,743
I wouldn't go down
there if I was you.

749
00:42:10,745 --> 00:42:12,444
Who goes there?

750
00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:14,346
It's me, Flattooth McGee.

751
00:42:14,348 --> 00:42:17,116
Mutant spelunking enthusiast.

752
00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:19,185
Who might you be?

753
00:42:19,187 --> 00:42:23,155
I'm Charlie Chapfin, comedian
and little mutant monster.

754
00:42:23,157 --> 00:42:25,858
And this here is Mucus.

755
00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:27,860
Blubberfish and mucus filament.

756
00:42:27,862 --> 00:42:29,962
And this is Porkenspiny.

757
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:32,965
We're from the other side
of the sea of Shmirt.

758
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:35,834
Ah.

759
00:42:35,836 --> 00:42:39,838
Amazing. And what brings
you to these parts?

760
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,274
We're looking for the Maestro.

761
00:42:42,276 --> 00:42:46,245
The Maestro?

762
00:42:46,247 --> 00:42:50,182
Yeah. But we need the help of
Pepperhead Firefly to find him.

763
00:42:50,184 --> 00:42:53,118
We hear he's hiding
in Terror Cove.

764
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:57,289
Yes, Pepperhead Firefly, a
good spelunking buddy of mine.

765
00:42:57,291 --> 00:42:59,857
Couldn't find my way down
those dark underwater caves

766
00:42:59,859 --> 00:43:01,859
without her to guide me.

767
00:43:01,861 --> 00:43:03,395
You think she'll help us

768
00:43:03,397 --> 00:43:04,862
find our way down
the burping crevice?

769
00:43:04,864 --> 00:43:06,532
Maybe.

770
00:43:06,534 --> 00:43:08,900
She's a little hotheaded,
but can be very nice,

771
00:43:08,902 --> 00:43:12,204
if she takes a shining to you.

772
00:43:12,206 --> 00:43:13,372
Although.

773
00:43:13,374 --> 00:43:15,174
Although?

774
00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:17,041
In order to see her,
you have to go down

775
00:43:17,043 --> 00:43:19,944
to the bottom of the
crevice, where she dwells.

776
00:43:19,946 --> 00:43:24,182
No way I'm going
down that crevice.

777
00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:27,085
I don't want to turn
into fish sticks.

778
00:43:27,087 --> 00:43:29,854
But we must, just like
we must step on that stage,

779
00:43:29,856 --> 00:43:32,190
even when we know our
jokes are gonna fall flat,

780
00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:34,292
and we'll be pummeled
with rotten sea cucumbers.

781
00:43:34,294 --> 00:43:36,094
Yet, we go.

782
00:43:36,096 --> 00:43:38,863
Just so, we must brave
the depth of the crevice

783
00:43:38,865 --> 00:43:40,898
to find the Maestro.

784
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:46,371
- Not buying it.
- Mucus, we have to go.

785
00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:49,874
Our future as comedians
depends on it.

786
00:43:51,311 --> 00:43:53,077
All right, fine.

787
00:43:53,079 --> 00:43:54,979
I just don't know how
funny I'm gonna be

788
00:43:54,981 --> 00:43:58,449
once I turn into a Cajun
style blackened blubberfish.

789
00:43:58,451 --> 00:44:01,288
- Funnier than you are now.
- Good point.

790
00:44:04,090 --> 00:44:06,024
Hey, there, Eddie.

791
00:44:06,026 --> 00:44:07,859
I'm looking for three
shrimpy mutant monster fish.

792
00:44:07,861 --> 00:44:09,460
Have you seen them?

793
00:44:09,462 --> 00:44:12,196
Yeah, they're headed
out to Terror Cove.

794
00:44:12,198 --> 00:44:14,365
You don't say.

795
00:44:14,367 --> 00:44:16,501
But I wouldn't be foolish
enough to follow them

796
00:44:16,503 --> 00:44:18,603
down that burping crevice.

797
00:44:18,605 --> 00:44:20,371
If you know what's good for you.

798
00:44:20,373 --> 00:44:22,407
I'm gonna have to
see that for myself.

799
00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:23,443
Good day.

800
00:44:30,916 --> 00:44:32,983
Whoa, we made it.

801
00:44:32,985 --> 00:44:34,951
Where are we?

802
00:44:34,953 --> 00:44:37,455
I can't see an
inch from my nose.

803
00:44:37,457 --> 00:44:41,058
Wait, I can't even see my nose.

804
00:44:41,060 --> 00:44:42,926
Did I lose my nose, Charlie?

805
00:44:42,928 --> 00:44:44,162
I can't see it, do you see it?

806
00:44:44,164 --> 00:44:46,397
Is my nose still on my face?

807
00:44:46,399 --> 00:44:47,998
Don't panic, Mucus.

808
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,367
You never had a nose.

809
00:44:49,369 --> 00:44:50,535
Oh?

810
00:44:50,537 --> 00:44:54,037
Oh, yeah, you're right.

811
00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:55,573
Nevermind, it's all
accounted for, then.

812
00:44:55,575 --> 00:44:59,610
This must be the fog sea bog.

813
00:44:59,612 --> 00:45:03,146
How are we gonna find
Pepperhead Firefly down here?

814
00:45:03,148 --> 00:45:06,249
We're just gonna
have to wait for...

815
00:45:08,421 --> 00:45:10,053
Boo.

816
00:45:10,055 --> 00:45:11,321
Pepperhead Firefly?

817
00:45:11,323 --> 00:45:13,624
Who wants to know?

818
00:45:13,626 --> 00:45:17,027
I'm Charlie Chapfin,
and these are my friends.

819
00:45:17,029 --> 00:45:20,297
We need a guide to find
our way to the Terror Cove.

820
00:45:20,299 --> 00:45:23,367
Terror Cove is very dangerous.

821
00:45:23,369 --> 00:45:26,036
Why would I want
to take you there?

822
00:45:26,038 --> 00:45:30,574
Because you're a
kindhearted mutant fish?

823
00:45:30,576 --> 00:45:34,644
I may be kind,
but I'm not a dummy.

824
00:45:34,646 --> 00:45:37,581
No way I'm going nowhere
near terror cove.

825
00:45:37,583 --> 00:45:39,683
Haven't you heard the stories?

826
00:45:39,685 --> 00:45:43,653
Nobody whoever goes down
there ever comes back.

827
00:45:46,024 --> 00:45:50,193
Say, why do you want to
go down there so bad?

828
00:45:50,195 --> 00:45:52,462
We're looking for the Maestro.

829
00:45:52,464 --> 00:45:55,165
Yeah, we want him to teach
us how to be the greatest

830
00:45:55,167 --> 00:45:57,434
comics in the sea of Shmirt.

831
00:45:57,436 --> 00:45:59,236
We want to win
the funniest monster

832
00:45:59,238 --> 00:46:01,104
fish in the sea contest.

833
00:46:01,106 --> 00:46:03,973
A comedy contest?

834
00:46:03,975 --> 00:46:06,176
- Yeah.
- Oh boy.

835
00:46:06,178 --> 00:46:07,377
I love comedy.

836
00:46:07,379 --> 00:46:09,179
Oh, no, really.

837
00:46:09,181 --> 00:46:11,581
I always wanted to be
a comedian, myself.

838
00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:13,583
But there isn't a
lot of fish down here

839
00:46:13,585 --> 00:46:16,420
who could listen to my jokes.

840
00:46:16,422 --> 00:46:19,289
How did you end up
down here, anyway?

841
00:46:19,291 --> 00:46:21,525
I was born a teeny
little mutant larva

842
00:46:21,527 --> 00:46:23,593
near the surface of the sea.

843
00:46:23,595 --> 00:46:26,463
Slowly, my instincts
drove me deeper and deeper

844
00:46:26,465 --> 00:46:30,634
down the ocean,
until I arrived here.

845
00:46:30,636 --> 00:46:33,503
I never really asked why.

846
00:46:33,505 --> 00:46:35,605
It just seemed the
right thing to do.

847
00:46:35,607 --> 00:46:38,775
But now I do feel
lonely sometimes.

848
00:46:38,777 --> 00:46:41,611
Wish I had somebody to talk to.

849
00:46:41,613 --> 00:46:44,113
Well, here we are.

850
00:46:44,115 --> 00:46:46,616
Indeed, you are.

851
00:46:46,618 --> 00:46:50,587
Now I can tell you
some of my jokes, yay.

852
00:46:50,589 --> 00:46:53,255
Do you know the one about
the sea turtle that,

853
00:46:53,257 --> 00:46:56,292
no, wait, I think
it's an octopus.

854
00:46:56,294 --> 00:47:00,196
Are you talking about the
ambidextrous octopus one?

855
00:47:02,266 --> 00:47:03,599
Yeah, that's it.

856
00:47:03,601 --> 00:47:05,534
Or was it?

857
00:47:05,536 --> 00:47:09,071
I think it was, maybe
it was a sea turtle.

858
00:47:09,073 --> 00:47:11,474
Oh, boy, here we go again.

859
00:47:13,244 --> 00:47:16,278
It's definitely an
ambidextrous octopus.

860
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,280
Really, OK, then.

861
00:47:18,282 --> 00:47:21,050
Here we go.

862
00:47:21,052 --> 00:47:24,753
An ambidextrous octopus
walks into a shirt store.

863
00:47:24,755 --> 00:47:26,422
He says...

864
00:47:26,424 --> 00:47:29,124
"Do you have
anything in my size?"

865
00:47:29,126 --> 00:47:31,227
And the store clerk goes...

866
00:47:31,229 --> 00:47:33,596
He goes, "I have," no, wait.

867
00:47:33,598 --> 00:47:36,599
- He says...
- He goes, "Yeah, I have."

868
00:47:36,601 --> 00:47:39,835
- I have.
- I have seven shirts

869
00:47:39,837 --> 00:47:44,540
- in your size and...
- Or was it a pair of gloves?

870
00:47:44,542 --> 00:47:47,643
A pair of gloves
or swimming trunks?

871
00:47:47,645 --> 00:47:50,613
Guys, may I remind
you that mucus filaments

872
00:47:50,615 --> 00:47:52,848
have a lifespan of
only 10,000,000 years?

873
00:47:52,850 --> 00:47:55,851
I would like to go to Terror
Cove before I dissolve

874
00:47:55,853 --> 00:47:58,654
into mutant moldy goo.

875
00:47:59,824 --> 00:48:01,690
Yeah, yes, of course.

876
00:48:01,692 --> 00:48:05,661
I, well, Miss
Pepperhead Firefly?

877
00:48:05,663 --> 00:48:07,696
It was so nice meeting
you, but we have to go

878
00:48:07,698 --> 00:48:09,632
find the Maestro, now.

879
00:48:09,634 --> 00:48:13,268
Well, I have to say, I
haven't had this much fun

880
00:48:13,270 --> 00:48:15,804
in a long time, being
I'm always down here

881
00:48:15,806 --> 00:48:17,606
in the fog sea bog.

882
00:48:17,608 --> 00:48:19,875
Even with all the cherry
ice cream flavored

883
00:48:19,877 --> 00:48:23,411
mutant spores, it
does get boring.

884
00:48:23,413 --> 00:48:27,315
What about I come and
meet the Maestro, too?

885
00:48:27,317 --> 00:48:29,250
Cool sea cucumbers.

886
00:48:29,252 --> 00:48:31,352
You think he could teach
me how to be funny, too?

887
00:48:31,354 --> 00:48:33,254
Sure clams.

888
00:48:33,256 --> 00:48:36,190
I always wanted to get
out of the fog sea bog.

889
00:48:36,192 --> 00:48:37,659
Sounds like a deal.

890
00:48:37,661 --> 00:48:39,494
Awesome.

891
00:48:39,496 --> 00:48:41,329
I want to try out for
the funniest comedian

892
00:48:41,331 --> 00:48:43,631
in the monster
ocean contest, too.

893
00:48:43,633 --> 00:48:45,901
You're very
welcome to join us.

894
00:48:45,903 --> 00:48:48,603
And one more thing.

895
00:48:48,605 --> 00:48:51,639
- What is it?
- Will you be my friends?

896
00:48:51,641 --> 00:48:54,375
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

897
00:48:56,846 --> 00:48:59,180
Then what are we waiting for?

898
00:48:59,182 --> 00:49:00,617
Let's go.

899
00:49:05,722 --> 00:49:07,622
I wouldn't go down
there, if I was you.

900
00:49:07,624 --> 00:49:10,625
It's already digested
three little fellas today.

901
00:49:10,627 --> 00:49:13,628
You'd need a fourth if you
were foolish enough to enter.

902
00:49:13,630 --> 00:49:16,364
You saw them go down there?

903
00:49:16,366 --> 00:49:18,466
- I have.
- Well, then.

904
00:49:18,468 --> 00:49:20,435
I shouldn't worry
about them anymore.

905
00:49:20,437 --> 00:49:22,837
There's no way they'll ever
get out of there alive.

906
00:49:22,839 --> 00:49:25,640
Now, time to prepare to
win the funniest comedian

907
00:49:25,642 --> 00:49:27,510
in the monster ocean contest.

908
00:49:35,819 --> 00:49:38,251
You sure we're going
the right direction

909
00:49:38,253 --> 00:49:40,253
to the Terror Cove, Pepperhead?

910
00:49:40,255 --> 00:49:41,956
Sure, I'm sure.

911
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:44,892
I can see my way through
this fog bog real easy.

912
00:49:44,894 --> 00:49:47,427
I could find anything down here.

913
00:49:47,429 --> 00:49:48,730
No problem.

914
00:49:48,732 --> 00:49:50,531
It's easy.

915
00:49:50,533 --> 00:49:52,232
All you have to do is
live down in the fog bog

916
00:49:52,234 --> 00:49:54,234
for 10,000,000 years.

917
00:49:54,236 --> 00:49:57,337
Can't imagine living down
here for 10,000,000 years.

918
00:49:57,339 --> 00:49:58,640
Yeah.

919
00:49:58,642 --> 00:50:01,408
It does get boring sometimes.

920
00:50:01,410 --> 00:50:03,644
But I learned to
be happy on my own.

921
00:50:03,646 --> 00:50:05,980
I play a lot of games.

922
00:50:05,982 --> 00:50:07,481
Like what?

923
00:50:07,483 --> 00:50:10,752
Well, I chase mutant spores.

924
00:50:11,988 --> 00:50:14,488
And I play hide and go seek.

925
00:50:14,490 --> 00:50:15,589
Who do you play with?

926
00:50:15,591 --> 00:50:17,491
Myself, of course.

927
00:50:17,493 --> 00:50:18,960
How do you do that,
Miss Pepperhead?

928
00:50:18,962 --> 00:50:20,694
Easy.

929
00:50:20,696 --> 00:50:23,965
See, first I hide
in a fog real good.

930
00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:27,601
Then, I start running
around in circles

931
00:50:27,603 --> 00:50:29,536
until I forget
where I was hiding.

932
00:50:29,538 --> 00:50:32,639
And when I do, I
go look for myself.

933
00:50:32,641 --> 00:50:36,643
Spiny lumpsuckers,
that sounds super clever.

934
00:50:36,645 --> 00:50:40,380
You're a smart mutant
fish, Miss Pepperhead.

935
00:50:40,382 --> 00:50:43,684
Necessity is the
mother of all inventions.

936
00:50:43,686 --> 00:50:47,754
When all you have is a sea of
fog, you gotta get creative.

937
00:50:47,756 --> 00:50:49,489
Well said.

938
00:50:49,491 --> 00:50:50,490
Shh.

939
00:50:50,492 --> 00:50:51,591
Guys.

940
00:50:51,593 --> 00:50:53,493
I think we're here.

941
00:50:53,495 --> 00:50:54,995
Where?

942
00:50:54,997 --> 00:50:58,298
This is where
Terror Cove begins.

943
00:50:59,668 --> 00:51:01,902
Stay close, guys.

944
00:51:01,904 --> 00:51:04,738
You never know what you
might encounter down here.

945
00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:07,308
I wonder where the Maestro is.

946
00:51:08,744 --> 00:51:13,279
The Maestro won't see anybody.

947
00:51:13,281 --> 00:51:18,919
So you better turn right
around and leave Terror Cove.

948
00:51:18,921 --> 00:51:22,556
If you know what's good for you.

949
00:51:22,558 --> 00:51:24,658
But, but.

950
00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:26,727
Yeah, but, but.

951
00:51:26,729 --> 00:51:30,063
No buts, barnacles
or belugas.

952
00:51:30,065 --> 00:51:35,501
- You leave now, or I...
- Or?

953
00:51:35,503 --> 00:51:39,472
Or I'll be forced
to devour you.

954
00:51:39,474 --> 00:51:43,743
Listen, here, you nasty
little toothy thing.

955
00:51:43,745 --> 00:51:47,346
What did you call me?

956
00:51:47,348 --> 00:51:48,949
Oh, I think you heard me.

957
00:51:48,951 --> 00:51:51,684
I called you a nasty
little toothy thing.

958
00:51:51,686 --> 00:51:53,652
So sue me.

959
00:51:53,654 --> 00:51:54,720
Miss Pepperhead, no.

960
00:51:54,722 --> 00:51:56,655
Don't get him mad.

961
00:51:56,657 --> 00:51:59,658
He looks like he can devour
you in a single gulp.

962
00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:01,360
I will, too.

963
00:52:01,362 --> 00:52:03,729
Listen up, you
goofy toothy thing.

964
00:52:03,731 --> 00:52:05,831
These friends of mine have
traveled across the ocean

965
00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:08,101
of Shmirt, down the
burping crevice,

966
00:52:08,103 --> 00:52:11,036
through the fog sea bog, all
the way to the Terror Cove,

967
00:52:11,038 --> 00:52:13,973
just to see the Maestro,
and we're not leaving

968
00:52:13,975 --> 00:52:16,509
until we talk to him.

969
00:52:16,511 --> 00:52:20,679
You shall not see the Maestro.

970
00:52:20,681 --> 00:52:22,615
Why ever not?

971
00:52:22,617 --> 00:52:27,486
He's writing a comedy
of errors and needs peace.

972
00:52:27,488 --> 00:52:31,423
Strict orders are to
keep everyone away.

973
00:52:31,425 --> 00:52:33,492
So, away with you.

974
00:52:33,494 --> 00:52:35,661
The Maestro is writing?

975
00:52:35,663 --> 00:52:38,664
Whoa.

976
00:52:40,868 --> 00:52:42,601
That's amazing.

977
00:52:42,603 --> 00:52:44,670
I wonder what he's writing.

978
00:52:44,672 --> 00:52:47,907
None of your
sea wax, now shoo.

979
00:52:47,909 --> 00:52:52,912
Or I'll be forced to devour
you once and for all.

980
00:52:52,914 --> 00:52:54,780
Oh, enough with you.

981
00:52:54,782 --> 00:52:57,616
We're here to see the Maestro,

982
00:52:57,618 --> 00:52:58,651
and the Maestro we will see.

983
00:52:58,653 --> 00:52:59,852
Make way.

984
00:52:59,854 --> 00:53:02,922
I have warned you.

985
00:53:02,924 --> 00:53:07,860
Now I shall eat you, one by one.

986
00:53:07,862 --> 00:53:11,462
- Wait.
- Maestro?

987
00:53:11,464 --> 00:53:13,833
I've been here
long enough and I'm bored,

988
00:53:13,835 --> 00:53:17,502
so I will let them enter
Terror Cove and see me.

989
00:53:17,504 --> 00:53:19,604
But under one condition.

990
00:53:19,606 --> 00:53:25,177
- What condition is that?
- You have to make me laugh.

991
00:53:25,179 --> 00:53:27,679
- It's a deal.
- But if you fail.

992
00:53:27,681 --> 00:53:30,548
- If we fail?
- I'll have you thrown

993
00:53:30,550 --> 00:53:34,452
into the burping crevice,
while it's burping.

994
00:53:34,454 --> 00:53:35,820
You got it, Maestro.

995
00:53:35,822 --> 00:53:37,889
What, no wait.

996
00:53:37,891 --> 00:53:39,757
We can't do this.

997
00:53:39,759 --> 00:53:41,193
Yeah, I don't think that's

998
00:53:41,195 --> 00:53:43,895
such a hot idea,
Miss Pepperhead.

999
00:53:43,897 --> 00:53:46,698
- Why ever not?
- If we could make

1000
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:48,700
mutant fish laugh,
we wouldn't be here

1001
00:53:48,702 --> 00:53:52,136
to ask the Maestro to help
us make mutant fish laugh.

1002
00:53:52,138 --> 00:53:53,671
Yeah.

1003
00:53:57,777 --> 00:54:01,012
Huh, you do have a
point there, Charlie.

1004
00:54:01,014 --> 00:54:03,548
See, so we better
leave right now

1005
00:54:03,550 --> 00:54:05,683
before we end up fish sticks.

1006
00:54:05,685 --> 00:54:08,486
Pepperhead Firefly never
backs down from anything.

1007
00:54:08,488 --> 00:54:11,189
If laughs is what he wants,
laughs is what he gets.

1008
00:54:11,191 --> 00:54:13,625
What do you say, Charlie?

1009
00:54:13,627 --> 00:54:15,562
Better get the batter ready.

1010
00:54:23,069 --> 00:54:24,936
- Next.
- You're next, Mucus.

1011
00:54:24,938 --> 00:54:26,671
Me?

1012
00:54:26,673 --> 00:54:29,641
- Why me?
- Well, you're funny looking.

1013
00:54:29,643 --> 00:54:31,475
That gives you an edge.

1014
00:54:31,477 --> 00:54:33,013
Oh, cool, I go next.

1015
00:54:34,513 --> 00:54:36,180
Hey.

1016
00:54:36,182 --> 00:54:37,682
Wait just a minute.

1017
00:54:37,684 --> 00:54:39,817
Did you call me funny looking?

1018
00:54:39,819 --> 00:54:41,685
We can only hope
you're as funny

1019
00:54:41,687 --> 00:54:42,854
as you're funny looking, Mucus.

1020
00:54:42,856 --> 00:54:44,688
Our lives depend on it.

1021
00:54:44,690 --> 00:54:45,757
Oh, boy.

1022
00:54:45,759 --> 00:54:47,691
Fins crossed.

1023
00:54:47,693 --> 00:54:51,262
How do you stick a whale
inside a refrigerator?

1024
00:54:51,264 --> 00:54:55,233
You open the door
and stick him in.

1025
00:54:55,235 --> 00:54:57,701
- Next.
- Go on, Charlie.

1026
00:54:57,703 --> 00:54:59,137
Your turn.

1027
00:54:59,139 --> 00:55:01,005
- Must I?
- You do.

1028
00:55:01,007 --> 00:55:02,974
And don't worry about it.

1029
00:55:02,976 --> 00:55:04,908
You'll be great.

1030
00:55:04,910 --> 00:55:07,680
Oh, boy, I can already
hear the crevice burping.

1031
00:55:08,914 --> 00:55:10,914
Uh...

1032
00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:15,719
How do you stick a giant
squid in the refrigerator?

1033
00:55:15,721 --> 00:55:18,655
You have to take out the
soda bottle, first, see?

1034
00:55:18,657 --> 00:55:21,625
Then you stick the, no, wait.

1035
00:55:21,627 --> 00:55:23,927
You take out the giant
squid, then you put

1036
00:55:23,929 --> 00:55:28,031
the refrigerator,
oh, wait, you...

1037
00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:30,701
- Next.
- Oh, it's me, it's me.

1038
00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:32,270
I'm next.

1039
00:55:32,272 --> 00:55:33,704
Fish sticks, who
would have thought

1040
00:55:33,706 --> 00:55:35,306
we'd end up fish sticks?

1041
00:55:35,308 --> 00:55:38,775
Oh, Charlie, I don't
even like fish sticks.

1042
00:55:38,777 --> 00:55:41,144
I'm a vegetarian mucus.

1043
00:55:41,146 --> 00:55:42,612
Mucus hold me.

1044
00:55:44,116 --> 00:55:47,551
What do you do with
a green mackerel?

1045
00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:50,721
You wait until it ripens.

1046
00:55:50,723 --> 00:55:52,556
I love you, Mucus.

1047
00:55:52,558 --> 00:55:54,825
It was great
knowing you, Charlie.

1048
00:55:57,863 --> 00:55:59,696
- A good one.
- She did it.

1049
00:55:59,698 --> 00:56:03,734
- She made the Maestro laugh.
- And so she did.

1050
00:56:03,736 --> 00:56:05,669
How did you do
it, Miss Pepperhead?

1051
00:56:05,671 --> 00:56:07,104
Easy.

1052
00:56:07,106 --> 00:56:08,705
I watch you guys
tell your jokes,

1053
00:56:08,707 --> 00:56:10,340
they didn't get any laughs.

1054
00:56:10,342 --> 00:56:12,776
So I did the opposite
of whatever you did.

1055
00:56:12,778 --> 00:56:15,879
I guess I figured the
opposite of not funny

1056
00:56:15,881 --> 00:56:18,915
had to be funny.

1057
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:20,716
Good, little one.

1058
00:56:20,718 --> 00:56:23,153
You already think like
a funny mutant fish.

1059
00:56:23,155 --> 00:56:25,956
You, on the other hand.

1060
00:56:25,958 --> 00:56:27,590
You, well.

1061
00:56:27,592 --> 00:56:29,592
You need work.

1062
00:56:29,594 --> 00:56:33,629
- But Maestro, where are you?
- I haven't shown my face

1063
00:56:33,631 --> 00:56:36,333
to the world in a million years.

1064
00:56:36,335 --> 00:56:38,734
You, too, shan't see me, ever.

1065
00:56:38,736 --> 00:56:41,171
- But why?
- Because, the world

1066
00:56:41,173 --> 00:56:43,706
cannot bear the
sight of my figure.

1067
00:56:43,708 --> 00:56:46,742
I have made the worst
reviewed play ever.

1068
00:56:46,744 --> 00:56:49,779
A Starfish Named Desire.

1069
00:56:49,781 --> 00:56:53,250
I was so humiliated, I
decided never to show my face

1070
00:56:53,252 --> 00:56:55,151
to the world again.

1071
00:56:55,153 --> 00:56:57,720
But Maestro, we don't
think you're a failure.

1072
00:56:57,722 --> 00:57:00,923
Yeah, we think you're a hero.

1073
00:57:00,925 --> 00:57:03,726
A hero, what?

1074
00:57:03,728 --> 00:57:06,862
Yeah, we came all the
way down here to see you

1075
00:57:06,864 --> 00:57:11,167
because you're the best entertainer
in the whole of Shmirt.

1076
00:57:11,169 --> 00:57:14,837
- You really mean that?
- Sure clams.

1077
00:57:14,839 --> 00:57:17,006
Well, if
you really mean that,

1078
00:57:17,008 --> 00:57:19,208
I shall reveal myself.

1079
00:57:19,210 --> 00:57:20,709
Yeah.

1080
00:57:27,151 --> 00:57:30,019
- Maestro.
- Maestro.

1081
00:57:30,021 --> 00:57:31,787
Maestro.

1082
00:57:33,024 --> 00:57:34,957
In the scales.

1083
00:57:34,959 --> 00:57:36,826
Will you help us, then?

1084
00:57:36,828 --> 00:57:38,127
Help you with what?

1085
00:57:38,129 --> 00:57:39,995
We want to get funny, Maestro.

1086
00:57:39,997 --> 00:57:42,765
Yeah, real funny.

1087
00:57:44,001 --> 00:57:45,868
So we can win the funniest

1088
00:57:45,870 --> 00:57:48,003
monster fish in the sea contest.

1089
00:57:48,005 --> 00:57:49,905
A contest, huh?

1090
00:57:49,907 --> 00:57:51,941
Yeah, will you train us?

1091
00:57:51,943 --> 00:57:54,809
Hmm, you do realize that

1092
00:57:54,811 --> 00:57:57,947
with comedy comes
great responsibility.

1093
00:57:57,949 --> 00:58:01,883
And with great
responsibility come...

1094
00:58:01,885 --> 00:58:04,819
Great comedy?

1095
00:58:04,821 --> 00:58:06,322
- Exactly.
- We're ready.

1096
00:58:06,324 --> 00:58:08,957
Then, we'll start.

1097
00:58:08,959 --> 00:58:11,793
I'm ready to get
my funny on, Maestro.

1098
00:58:11,795 --> 00:58:16,698
Charlie, I am about to reveal
to you the secret of comedy.

1099
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:19,301
I'm all internal
ears, Maestro.

1100
00:58:19,303 --> 00:58:23,805
What you do is find whatever
it is you take seriously,

1101
00:58:23,807 --> 00:58:25,707
and you make fun of it, get it?

1102
00:58:25,709 --> 00:58:26,941
I think I got it.

1103
00:58:26,943 --> 00:58:29,077
OK, Charlie, give it a shot.

1104
00:58:29,079 --> 00:58:30,879
Hello there, I'm Charlie,
and I want to be a comedian.

1105
00:58:30,881 --> 00:58:36,217
But when I try to be
funny, nobody laughs.

1106
00:58:36,219 --> 00:58:38,487
So I stopped trying.

1107
00:58:38,489 --> 00:58:42,090
The moment I stopped trying,
everybody started laughing at me.

1108
00:58:44,462 --> 00:58:46,761
A good one.

1109
00:58:46,763 --> 00:58:51,132
Great going, Charlie,
that was comedy gold.

1110
00:58:51,134 --> 00:58:53,401
Mucus, tell me a joke
about where you grew up

1111
00:58:53,403 --> 00:58:55,370
in the city run off.

1112
00:58:55,372 --> 00:58:57,138
I grew up in the city run off,

1113
00:58:57,140 --> 00:59:00,742
amongst the sewage waters of,

1114
00:59:00,744 --> 00:59:04,946
and what's really funny
about that is, hmm.

1115
00:59:04,948 --> 00:59:07,115
I know there's something
really funny about that,

1116
00:59:07,117 --> 00:59:09,350
I just can't put
my filament on it.

1117
00:59:09,352 --> 00:59:14,088
Eh, Mucus, if I had a
frying pan, I would pan you

1118
00:59:14,090 --> 00:59:16,291
and then deep fry you.

1119
00:59:16,293 --> 00:59:18,226
Oh my blubber.

1120
00:59:18,228 --> 00:59:20,962
You've got to get a hold
of those nerves, Mucus,

1121
00:59:20,964 --> 00:59:24,365
or you'll never amount
to anything on the stage.

1122
00:59:24,367 --> 00:59:26,234
Yes, Maestro.

1123
00:59:26,236 --> 00:59:29,204
Tell me, Mucus, what
are you nervous about?

1124
00:59:29,206 --> 00:59:31,472
Well, everybody's
looking at me.

1125
00:59:31,474 --> 00:59:32,974
Well?

1126
00:59:32,976 --> 00:59:34,409
Where do you want them to look?

1127
00:59:34,411 --> 00:59:36,411
If they don't pay
attention to you,

1128
00:59:36,413 --> 00:59:39,247
how in the whole wide ocean
can you make them laugh?

1129
00:59:39,249 --> 00:59:41,049
Oh, right.

1130
00:59:41,051 --> 00:59:42,883
The best thing for
you to do, Mucus,

1131
00:59:42,885 --> 00:59:46,221
is to turn it around
and picture the audience

1132
00:59:46,223 --> 00:59:50,191
without scales, shells,
or bony plates on.

1133
00:59:50,193 --> 00:59:53,827
They will never make
you nervous again.

1134
00:59:57,066 --> 00:59:59,066
What's so funny?

1135
00:59:59,068 --> 01:00:02,270
You guys look really goofy
without your scales on.

1136
01:00:02,272 --> 01:00:05,239
Stop picturing me
without my scales.

1137
01:00:05,241 --> 01:00:07,841
This is so embarrassing.

1138
01:00:12,848 --> 01:00:14,582
I think you're ready to tackle

1139
01:00:14,584 --> 01:00:17,951
your first real joke, Mucus.

1140
01:00:17,953 --> 01:00:19,886
So, I grew up in
the city run off.

1141
01:00:19,888 --> 01:00:23,323
Don't believe me, hey,
smell my underfins.

1142
01:00:29,865 --> 01:00:31,832
Oh, that's funny.

1143
01:00:31,834 --> 01:00:35,335
My slimy spores, I can't
believe I made you laugh.

1144
01:00:38,274 --> 01:00:42,843
Give me a little more
punch on the Porkspiney.

1145
01:00:48,450 --> 01:00:49,916
Excellent.

1146
01:00:51,453 --> 01:00:54,087
Yeah.

1147
01:00:56,158 --> 01:00:58,558
You guys hear the one
about the monster clam

1148
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,360
and the electric mackerel?

1149
01:01:00,362 --> 01:01:03,397
A monster clam walks
into, oh, no, wait.

1150
01:01:03,399 --> 01:01:06,633
An electric mackerel
crosses the coral reef.

1151
01:01:06,635 --> 01:01:08,635
No, wait.

1152
01:01:08,637 --> 01:01:11,571
Charlie, you must
remember two things

1153
01:01:11,573 --> 01:01:13,173
about telling a proper joke.

1154
01:01:13,175 --> 01:01:15,409
Number one, setup.

1155
01:01:15,411 --> 01:01:18,078
Number two, punchline.

1156
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,614
You must have both
working together.

1157
01:01:20,616 --> 01:01:23,650
A setup without a punchline
is like a dog fish

1158
01:01:23,652 --> 01:01:25,352
with a pretty face.

1159
01:01:25,354 --> 01:01:27,254
It just doesn't work.

1160
01:01:27,256 --> 01:01:30,257
A punchline without
a setup is no better.

1161
01:01:30,259 --> 01:01:31,325
Got it.

1162
01:01:31,327 --> 01:01:32,426
Quick, Charlie.

1163
01:01:32,428 --> 01:01:34,126
Give me the setup.

1164
01:01:34,128 --> 01:01:36,430
OK, what do you
get from an angry

1165
01:01:36,432 --> 01:01:38,197
big toothed mutant shark?

1166
01:01:38,199 --> 01:01:40,434
Now, deliver the
punchline, Charlie.

1167
01:01:40,436 --> 01:01:41,635
With gusto.

1168
01:01:41,637 --> 01:01:43,969
As far away as possible.

1169
01:01:50,978 --> 01:01:53,279
That's great, Charlie.

1170
01:01:53,281 --> 01:01:57,584
I believe you little ones
are ready for the limelight.

1171
01:01:57,586 --> 01:01:59,385
You really
believe so, Maestro?

1172
01:01:59,387 --> 01:02:01,120
Yes, I do.

1173
01:02:01,122 --> 01:02:03,289
Under my guidance,
you have now learned

1174
01:02:03,291 --> 01:02:06,525
all the tricks of being
a funny mutant fish.

1175
01:02:06,527 --> 01:02:08,127
Hooray.

1176
01:02:08,129 --> 01:02:10,363
Hooray.

1177
01:02:10,365 --> 01:02:12,666
Hooray.

1178
01:02:14,335 --> 01:02:16,335
What about you, Maestro?

1179
01:02:16,337 --> 01:02:19,205
Are you going to stay down
here in Terror Cove forever?

1180
01:02:19,207 --> 01:02:22,641
No, I have decided to
reenter public life again.

1181
01:02:22,643 --> 01:02:25,344
I shall bring my one
man show to the world.

1182
01:02:25,346 --> 01:02:29,281
My Fair Fins, the musical,
is finally complete.

1183
01:02:29,283 --> 01:02:32,518
It will be my Broadway comeback.

1184
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:36,055
World, get ready
for the Maestro.

1185
01:02:36,057 --> 01:02:39,392
- Yay.
- Yay.

1186
01:02:39,394 --> 01:02:41,327
Yay.

1187
01:02:43,097 --> 01:02:46,300
No, you go and
win that contest.

1188
01:02:53,374 --> 01:02:59,010
Lamp rays and rock fish.

1189
01:02:59,012 --> 01:03:02,113
Welcome to the first ever
funniest monster fish

1190
01:03:02,115 --> 01:03:05,083
in the sea contest.

1191
01:03:05,085 --> 01:03:08,421
To all you Shmirt creatures
in and out of the oceans,

1192
01:03:08,423 --> 01:03:11,089
turn on your TVs, and
tune in to the biggest

1193
01:03:11,091 --> 01:03:13,659
comedy show you've
ever experienced.

1194
01:03:13,661 --> 01:03:17,061
Some of the funniest monsters,
mutants, and fish forms

1195
01:03:17,063 --> 01:03:21,567
all over Shmirt.

1196
01:03:21,569 --> 01:03:28,239
Here to entertain you.

1197
01:03:28,241 --> 01:03:31,178
So, let's get the
show on the road.

1198
01:03:33,447 --> 01:03:35,413
We're here.

1199
01:03:35,415 --> 01:03:37,783
We're about to compete in
the first funniest monster

1200
01:03:37,785 --> 01:03:40,051
fish in the sea contest.

1201
01:03:40,053 --> 01:03:42,688
It's the biggest
performance of our lives.

1202
01:03:42,690 --> 01:03:45,290
I can barely hold onto my slime.

1203
01:03:45,292 --> 01:03:47,292
How did they get here?

1204
01:03:47,294 --> 01:03:49,661
How did they survive
the burping crevice?

1205
01:03:49,663 --> 01:03:51,362
Did they get to see the Maestro?

1206
01:03:51,364 --> 01:03:53,431
Did they learn
funny comedy tricks?

1207
01:03:53,433 --> 01:03:55,368
I can't let them win.
I just can't.

1208
01:03:57,804 --> 01:04:00,572
Before we bring out our
first comedian, let's test

1209
01:04:00,574 --> 01:04:01,741
our laugh o meter.

1210
01:04:03,677 --> 01:04:08,246
Whoever's joke score the
highest will win the contest.

1211
01:04:08,248 --> 01:04:12,719
Give me some laughs.

1212
01:04:14,688 --> 01:04:18,389
And now, we welcome to the
stage our first comedian,

1213
01:04:18,391 --> 01:04:19,791
a very talented
young monster fish

1214
01:04:19,793 --> 01:04:21,761
with a bright future in comedy.

1215
01:04:24,764 --> 01:04:27,298
I'm sure you're gonna love him.

1216
01:04:27,300 --> 01:04:34,539
Bring your fins and your
claws together for Brute.

1217
01:04:39,178 --> 01:04:46,518
Mutant sea cumber, cucumber,
walks into a, into a...

1218
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:48,853
Hmm, wait, wait,
wait, I know this.

1219
01:04:51,591 --> 01:04:53,691
Wait, you can't boo me.

1220
01:04:53,693 --> 01:04:55,727
Don't you know who I am?

1221
01:04:55,729 --> 01:05:00,097
I'm the funniest mutant fish
in all the ocean of Shmirt.

1222
01:05:00,099 --> 01:05:03,668
How dare you boo me, I'm funny.

1223
01:05:05,639 --> 01:05:08,640
Oh, boy, I hope I
don't bomb like that.

1224
01:05:08,642 --> 01:05:10,340
You'll do fine, Mucus.

1225
01:05:10,342 --> 01:05:13,443
You trained with the best.

1226
01:05:13,445 --> 01:05:17,681
And now, coming to the stage
is a funny piece of slime.

1227
01:05:17,683 --> 01:05:22,286
His name is Mucus.

1228
01:05:22,288 --> 01:05:24,354
And you're gonna love him.

1229
01:05:31,865 --> 01:05:34,700
Why did the dinosaur
cross the road?

1230
01:05:36,368 --> 01:05:38,769
Because chickens
didn't evolve yet.

1231
01:05:43,542 --> 01:05:44,777
Great job, Mucus.

1232
01:05:46,712 --> 01:05:51,682
Next up is a funny
mutant lady fish.

1233
01:05:51,684 --> 01:05:57,621
Her name is Pepperhead Firefly.

1234
01:05:57,623 --> 01:05:59,923
She hasn't been out
for the sea fog bog

1235
01:05:59,925 --> 01:06:04,428
in 10,000,000 years,
but she's here tonight

1236
01:06:04,430 --> 01:06:07,196
to make you laugh.
You're gonna love her.

1237
01:06:07,198 --> 01:06:09,399
Put your fins and
pinchers together

1238
01:06:09,401 --> 01:06:15,239
for Miss Pepperhead Firefly.

1239
01:06:19,210 --> 01:06:22,581
Where do you find a
lobster with no legs?

1240
01:06:24,382 --> 01:06:26,850
Exactly where you left him.

1241
01:06:29,855 --> 01:06:31,955
She's amazing.

1242
01:06:31,957 --> 01:06:33,690
I think I'm in love.

1243
01:06:33,692 --> 01:06:35,826
Again.

1244
01:06:35,828 --> 01:06:42,699
Coming up again is the
very funny and very loud

1245
01:06:42,701 --> 01:06:45,702
Porkenspiny.

1246
01:06:45,704 --> 01:06:48,439
Enjoy the show.

1247
01:07:04,389 --> 01:07:06,789
That was awesome, Porkenspiny.

1248
01:07:06,791 --> 01:07:08,891
You're up next, Charlie.

1249
01:07:08,893 --> 01:07:10,626
Are you nervous?

1250
01:07:10,628 --> 01:07:12,395
What's there to
be nervous about?

1251
01:07:12,397 --> 01:07:15,264
It's just the biggest
moment of my life.

1252
01:07:15,266 --> 01:07:16,732
You go get 'em, Charlie.

1253
01:07:16,734 --> 01:07:18,603
Show 'em what
funny is all about.

1254
01:07:21,372 --> 01:07:22,872
And now, coming to the stage

1255
01:07:22,874 --> 01:07:30,346
is the very funny
Charlie Chapfin.

1256
01:07:30,348 --> 01:07:33,482
A big round of applause
for Charlie, please.

1257
01:07:38,723 --> 01:07:41,256
Hello, there, guys,
I'm Charlie Chapfin.

1258
01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:43,461
Do I got a joke for you.

1259
01:07:45,430 --> 01:07:48,433
What do you call a guppy
with a whale on his head?

1260
01:07:52,470 --> 01:07:53,736
Squashed.

1261
01:07:59,711 --> 01:08:01,946
Great job,
Charlie, you got 'em.

1262
01:08:03,715 --> 01:08:11,721
Well, lion fish
and mutant groupers.

1263
01:08:11,723 --> 01:08:14,589
It's official.

1264
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:17,727
We've got the winner
of our first funniest

1265
01:08:17,729 --> 01:08:21,529
monster fish in the sea contest.

1266
01:08:21,531 --> 01:08:27,604
And the winner is,

1267
01:08:29,974 --> 01:08:35,077
Mucus, Porkenspiny, Miss
Pepperhead, and Charlie Chapfin.

1268
01:08:35,079 --> 01:08:38,546
By unanimous laugh-o-meter
vote, they all share

1269
01:08:38,548 --> 01:08:45,720
the title funniest
monster fish in the sea.

1270
01:08:45,722 --> 01:08:51,294
Congratulations, you guys.

1271
01:09:01,738 --> 01:09:04,405
Floundering salmon, we did it.

1272
01:09:04,407 --> 01:09:08,510
We won the funniest monster
fish in the sea contest.

1273
01:09:08,512 --> 01:09:10,745
And we did it together.

1274
01:09:12,449 --> 01:09:14,883
- And now what?
- Yeah, and now what?

1275
01:09:14,885 --> 01:09:17,018
Well, there's a whole
wide ocean with many more

1276
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:19,754
contests to win, and I
think we can win 'em all.

1277
01:09:19,756 --> 01:09:21,523
What do you say?

1278
01:09:21,525 --> 01:09:23,725
Let's make them all laugh.

1279
01:09:23,727 --> 01:09:26,027
Let's make 'em all laugh.

1280
01:09:33,069 --> 01:09:36,370
Woo hoo.

1281
01:09:39,011 --> 01:09:44,011
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