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Tudari Villain Gaiden 2: Role Reversal

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  1. Tokens dropped onto map 'Sakamoto's Eyebrows' Lap' by player tirkeyKujo (Player)
  2. Tokens dropped onto map 'Sakamoto's Eyebrows' Lap' by player tirkeyKujo (Player)
  3. Tokens dropped onto map 'Sakamoto's Eyebrows' Lap' by player tirkeyKujo (Player)
  4. Tokens dropped onto map 'Sakamoto's Eyebrows' Lap' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
  5. Thrice:
  6. ...
  7. Thrice:
  8. >lap
  9. Thrice:
  10. fuck it
  11. Thrice:
  12. we're keeping it
  13.  
  14. Isra:
  15. I assume I'm cured of burn/par at least, right?
  16. Thrice:
  17. Yeah
  18. Emergency:
  19. dat sakamoto
  20.  
  21. Sakamoto:
  22. *Cough cough* "I've been working all day ever since getting home trying to keep Epsilon's status stable, but it's been hard work. Just one wrong move and my son is gone forever. I must work diligently day in and out."
  23.  
  24. Pururun:
  25. "Esu es?"
  26.  
  27. Sakamoto:
  28. "And of course I need to find time to feed my cat too."
  29.  
  30. Isra:
  31. Isra sits on Sakamoto's desk due to a surprising lack of seating in this secret base, sewing away frantically. "Nrgh~! Stupid needle..." She yanks the needle upwards, finishing her sewing before ripping the thread with her teeth. "All done~!" She hops to her feet, the headless stuffed Pikachu falling off her lap and onto the ground as stuffing poofs out of it.
  32.  
  33. Isra:
  34. She holds out her arms, examining her handywork; "Hmm...~ Much nicer than those nasty burns~!" she says with a nod. She wipes away the trickles of blood on her arms and proceeds to tap the ground behind her with her right foot, "Legs seem good too~!"
  35.  
  36. Sakamoto:
  37. "Now, Isra *hic* as the only other one to make it through our last expedition, this means we are now officially critically low on members for our scientific endeavors. I myself can no longer afford to put myself in danger like this until everything is stable again. But we can't give up just yet. First, we need to retrieve one of my assistants who is currently being held hostage. But more importantly, we must find suitable parts to build my son a stable new body."
  38.  
  39. Sakamoto:
  40. "And surely, you wish to have your revenge, so we all kinda win out on this deal."
  41.  
  42. Isra:
  43. Isra nods, "Of course I do~ I want to skin that silly bitch alive for what she did to me~!"
  44. Thrice:
  45. Are you talking about Armand then, Tirk
  46.  
  47. Sakamoto:
  48. Yes, Armand is the one being held hostage
  49. Thrice:
  50. i'm not even sure who they'd root for if you went to rescue Armand from Taryn
  51.  
  52. Sakamoto:
  53. "So let's not give up hope just yet; I currently have in my employment two more assistants who are supposed to arrive at any moment. They were supposed to get here earlier, but it appears they've run into some difficulty on the way."
  54.  
  55. Sakamoto:
  56. Now question is should I summon them here or should we go on another epic quest for them
  57. Thrice:
  58. Well, MT has work in thirteen planck time units
  59. Thrice:
  60. So probably whichever is faster.
  61.  
  62. Sakamoto:
  63. "...and I believe they should be arriving right about now!....*hic*"
  64. Tokens dropped onto map 'Sakamoto's Eyebrows' Lap' by player tirkeyKujo (Player)
  65.  
  66. Dix Neuf:
  67. Then suddenly a really angry youth falls through the roof via a trap door. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
  68.  
  69. Sakamoto:
  70. The other guy probably found the back door like a sensible human being
  71. Agi has connected.
  72. Thrice:
  73. which one is the back door
  74. Thrice:
  75. icee
  76.  
  77. Dix Neuf:
  78. "« Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep = Invalid expression: Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep. » My aching head, aaaaaauuugh...."
  79.  
  80. Rayner:
  81. Then a really not-angry youth pokes his head through the auto-opening door, "Hey-yo. ...am I interrupting something?"
  82.  
  83. Rayner:
  84. "Well, it mustn't be anything important, if it can be interrupted."
  85.  
  86. Dix Neuf:
  87. "If you wanted to interrupt me nearly busting my head open, you should have been quicker on the draw!"
  88.  
  89. Armand:
  90. I-I was quicker on the draw
  91. Emergency:
  92. shut up armand
  93.  
  94. Isra:
  95. Isra studies the new recruits from her perch on the desk, "Hmm...~ Will these ones be anymore competent than the last one~?"
  96.  
  97. Dix Neuf:
  98. "What the (CENSORED) is this place anyway? This better not be like my last gig with all those random spinning tiles all over home base. Seriously, what's with you megalomaniacs and unnessecary flooring gimmicks!?"
  99.  
  100. Armand:
  101. i fuckin hated those
  102.  
  103. Pururun:
  104. "Esusuuu..."
  105.  
  106. Armand:
  107. TR shoulda spent its money on more important things
  108.  
  109. Armand:
  110. like females
  111.  
  112. Armand:
  113. in gen I
  114. Emergency:
  115. spinning floors worth
  116.  
  117. Armand:
  118. when i worked for TR, everyone looked exactly the fuckin same man
  119.  
  120. Armand:
  121. You couldn't tell Ben apart from Henry
  122.  
  123. Armand:
  124. And there were no Bessies at all
  125.  
  126. Dix Neuf:
  127. "All right, so...guess you two are the only ones here? How very much more paltry than I was expecting. But a paycheck's a paycheck, so I better make due!"
  128.  
  129. Rayner:
  130. "It seems to be a laboratory, kid. Although, I suppose if you were one to pay attention to your surroundings, you would have found the door."
  131.  
  132. Rayner:
  133. "That said, points for creativity."
  134.  
  135. Isra:
  136. "Sometimes it's amusing to make a strange entrance~" Isra giggles. She glances down and wipes the blood off her thighs, "Hrmmm~ This is somewhat messy...but at least it looks better than those burns~"
  137.  
  138. Sakamoto:
  139. "We're a little short on materials right now, but that shouldn't deter you. Welcome. My name is Dr. Ryoma Sakamoto. This is my assistant Isra, my cat, and the currently out of commission head of my son Epsilon."
  140. Agi:
  141. aw man, Epsilon can't talk? Laaaame
  142.  
  143. Dix Neuf:
  144. "Man lady, you better get that blood checked out. Anyway, just dropped in here, and for some reason a cat is talking to me and called that robot head his son, so I think I may have hit my head a little too hard here. Tell me, while this trip lasts, can you change your face to like, Lorelei's or something?"
  145.  
  146. Rayner:
  147. Rayner glances over at Isra and raises a few eyebrows at her epidermic needlecraft, then at the talking cat, "Crazies here, too? You know the last guy I worked for wanted to kill off all the 'normal' Pokemon in the world. That was something else."
  148.  
  149. Rayner:
  150. ""OOooh, but there's another normal guy too this time. Let's get along, what do you way? Trust me, we won't understand a thing about what these guys want. Just smile and nod whenever you're supposed to be listening to them."
  151.  
  152. Isra:
  153. "Change my face~? Teehee, what sort of silly request is that~?"
  154.  
  155. Rayner:
  156. "As long as you do you're job they can't complain."
  157.  
  158. Rayner:
  159. what do you say*
  160.  
  161. Rayner:
  162. Rayner continues leaning up against the statue erected in the honor of Ryoma's grandfather, Willy.
  163.  
  164. Dix Neuf:
  165. "Oh nevermind. These dreams always end right when they're about to get interesting anyway. So Mr., know what the deal is with your talking cat there?"
  166. Agi:
  167. >you're
  168.  
  169. Rayner:
  170. I dunno agi
  171.  
  172. Pururun:
  173. "Nao"
  174.  
  175. Rayner:
  176. I dunno
  177.  
  178. Dix Neuf:
  179. "Interesting, interesting...."
  180.  
  181. Isra:
  182. "You may want to talk to Mr. Moto -behind- you, rather than his Espurr~" She pauses for a moment, soaking in what he just asked of her, "How lewd~"
  183.  
  184. Sakamoto:
  185. *Ahem* "Anyway, anyway now that you're uh, now that you're all here, I'm gonna need you all to find me the suitable parts for my son's recovery, as well as get back this Armand fellow from the clutches of this uh, one particular group of people."
  186.  
  187. Sakamoto:
  188. "One was wearing a mask and hoodie, another had 3 donuts in his hair. And I think another was a ninja. You can't miss 'em."
  189.  
  190. Rayner:
  191. "Those are vague descriptions, but I can work with this...after two questions. First, the cat is our boss, not the scientist? Second, what parts are we looking for, and where?"
  192.  
  193. Isra:
  194. "The cat is the scientist and the scientist is the cat, silly~"
  195.  
  196. Sakamoto:
  197. "It's a long story. But anyway, we could do this the easy way and just recover the body from those guys who surely stole it. Failing that, many of the parts that comprised my son's body can be found in many modern day racing vehicles and power plants. Some might be a bit harder to find than others."
  198.  
  199. Sakamoto:
  200. "I'll formulate a grocery list for you if it, if it comes to that *cough*"
  201. Isra: (( Speaking of, how do we actually go about healing in this game? ))
  202. Rayner: (( you heal 1/16th of your HP ever 30 minutes IIRC ))
  203.  
  204. Dix Neuf:
  205. "Uh huh, I see, I see...interesting..."
  206. Rayner: (( for the first 8 hours of rest a day anyway ))
  207. Rayner: (( you heal 1 injury after 24 hours without gaining any new injuries ))
  208. Isra: (( So how long has it been? ))
  209.  
  210. Dix Neuf:
  211. Dix falls back. "(Psssst. So like, do you actually CARE about any of this stuff? Or did you just go off to the nearest nutjob because you wanted some excuse to cause mayhem?)"
  212. Rayner: (( With a bandage on, you heal 1/8th of your HP every half hour and restore an injury after 6 hours(after which teh bandage becomes useless) ))
  213. Rayner: (( who's he talking to there @Tirk ))
  214.  
  215. Dix Neuf:
  216. Is rah
  217. Emergency: (( Bandages come off if you're hit by something, thus making the bandage useless as well ))
  218. Rayner: (( oh Isra yeah ))
  219. Emergency: (( You can also pay to remove one injury using AP ))
  220.  
  221. Rayner:
  222. "Passable. Now, then, what manner of force is allowed? Should we, or can we, involve civilians? Do we need to remain discreet, or should we cause distractions through chaos?"
  223. Agi: (( oshit what ))
  224. Emergency: (( The total amount of injuries you can heal up in a day normally is 3 ))
  225. Rayner: (( it drains 2 AP and is an Extended Action, but yeah ))
  226. Rayner: (( it lets you remove an Injury ))
  227. Agi: (( just one of the trainer's, or can you do it for a Pokemon? ))
  228. Rayner: (( only Trainer ))
  229. Agi: (( shame, but fair ))
  230.  
  231. Sakamoto:
  232. "At first it was priority to simply get our goals done as discreet as possible. But now that our happy family is big enough, we can now move onto phase 2 of my domination plans. And unfortunately, things are a little harder from there on out. To keep things simple, we're going to have to make our presence known in some way. This of course does partially mean public intimidation."
  233.  
  234. Rayner:
  235. "Intimidation...I can do that."
  236.  
  237. Isra:
  238. "Hmmmm~? What makes you say that~?" Isra puts a hand on the red-head's shoulder briefly before snaking around to the back of his neck, "Do I seem like that sort of girl~?" she asks quietly, punctuating the question with a sudden flick of her index finger nail down the scruff of his neck.
  239.  
  240. Rayner:
  241. Rayner narrows his eyes in disgust at Isra and DEEZNUTS, "I see. I now know why you hired me; I am the only one here who will take this job seriously."
  242.  
  243. Dix Neuf:
  244. A shiver runs down the young man's spine, and he clumsily stumbles away. "I-I was just asking...." He says while rubbing his slightly scratched neck. "(Okay, this lady is even scarier than the ones from before...so surely my question was correct...)"
  245.  
  246. Rayner:
  247. "Fret not. As useless as these two may prove, I will make up for it in practicality and usefulness."
  248.  
  249. Sakamoto:
  250. "Goodness. Anyway, as you would know, this region is ripe for a good restructuring. But unfortunately, it seems like I'm not the first one around to take note fo this.There will be many ample opportunities for us, but for now we shall start out small."
  251.  
  252. Isra:
  253. Isra's eyes narrow at Rayner, "Hmmm...~ You seem to be rather full of yourself~ Or full of hot-air, not sure which~"
  254.  
  255. Rayner:
  256. "Oh, not at all. That's just how little I think of your attitude."
  257.  
  258. Rayner:
  259. "I am a very humble man."
  260. Agi:
  261. god dammit it's a Phatcat self-insert
  262.  
  263. Dix Neuf:
  264. "Oh, that's just Rayner for you. He's full of air all right, but it sure ain't hot. No, that's my job..." Dix pounds his hand as SNK-style flames seems to magically burst from his palms.
  265.  
  266. Rayner:
  267. "I can't argue with that. Personally, I prefer the air. It's my specialty."
  268. Agi:
  269. But where's the earth
  270.  
  271. Isra:
  272. Isra hops off the desk and ruffles their hair, "Then we might as well make the most of this, no~?" She staggers slightly as she touches the ground, her body still weak from the previous battle, whether she wants to admit it or not.
  273.  
  274. Dix Neuf:
  275. Neuf, again, clumsily stumbles away. "J-just what happened to you anyway? You look like you got hit by a freight train or something..."
  276.  
  277. Rayner:
  278. Rayner looks Isra up and down, nodding at her hobble, "Try again, Dix. She's stumbling. She was injured recently, but certainly not by a train. ...and she smells of cinders and bleach, yet there are no points of impact other than that single gash. Chemical burns, or a Fire-type Pokemon?"
  279.  
  280. Isra:
  281. "Oh~? Those monsters had no qualms about attacking a cute, innocent little girl like me~! The one with the mask threw these burning chemicals at me~!" "Going to gut that stupid bitch for that..." she hisses out that last part quietly in Dix's general direction, seething anger in her voice.
  282.  
  283. Dix Neuf:
  284. http://i.imgur.com/sSYvr.gif
  285.  
  286. Rayner:
  287. Rayner sighs and glances to the side, "If you're looking to keep secrets whilst in mixed company, write them, do not whisper them within two feet of another person."
  288.  
  289. Sakamoto:
  290. "We got into a bit of a tussle while gathering parts for my latest scientific breakthrough: A genuine cloning machine, just like the long lost method formulated back in 1999...but unfortunately, we now lack the fundings to keep it operated even if we did manage to build it. So we'll have to sap funding and materials from this region itself for now."
  291. Emergency:
  292. Isra on BLAST
  293.  
  294. Rayner:
  295. "Mmm...You might run into trouble there. I happen to have information from a reliable source that this region's government is in shambles. It will be difficult to siphon their assets unnoticed."
  296.  
  297. Isra:
  298. "Teehee~ It's not secret I want her bleeding and bloodied before me~!" Isra twirls past the two. "At least you picked one new lackey who can seemingly have some fun, Mr. Moto~!" She taps Dix on his nose before turning to Pururun; "Gaaaaasp~! We need to feed your human-kitty~!"
  299. Isra: (( *no ))
  300.  
  301. Rayner:
  302. "Neverminding the issues around this project; did you say cloning? Why? For what are you to use the clones?"
  303.  
  304. Sakamoto:
  305. "I'm way ahead of you there. In fact, the very reason that this place is in shambles is why we're going to take over this place by force. After all, who's gonna stop us? Well, maybe a few people, but they sure won't be government officials. Surely, those must barely exist here."
  306.  
  307. Sakamoto:
  308. "Just take a bag of my genetically modified Skitty Nibblez and put it in a bowl."
  309.  
  310. Dix Neuf:
  311. "Right....fun...I guess there's no turning back for me now."
  312.  
  313. Dix Neuf:
  314. "So HAHA! Yes! Fun! We shall overrun the streets with the blood of my enemies! The soil shall burn and all will fall under my the force of my bare knuckles!"
  315.  
  316. Dix Neuf:
  317. *get that my out of there
  318.  
  319. Isra:
  320. Isra fakes a gasp as she picks up a bag of Skitty Nibblez, "Waaaaaaaaah~! Who here wants some Skitty Nibblez? Does the smart wittle scientist want some Skitty Nibblez~?" she completely ignores Dix's reply in favor of getting the cat-doctor excited over his food.
  321.  
  322. Rayner:
  323. "Succintly put, Dix. We'll work on that 'burning earth' thing together."
  324.  
  325. Pururun:
  326. "Esupuuuuu..." http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1013/funny-espurr-bitch.gif
  327.  
  328. Isra:
  329. Isra leans over and pours out the cat food into a bowl; the most dignified way for a doctor to eat.
  330.  
  331. Dix Neuf:
  332. "Hrph...outshone by a cat man. Whatever..."
  333.  
  334. Rayner:
  335. "Do you ever plan to return to your body, pawfessor? Is that what this cloning thing is about? If not, then I advocate we rid ourselves of that annoyance."
  336.  
  337. Sakamoto:
  338. "These clones shall change the world, gentlemen! Those who control genetics very well may be able to control the world. Imagine if we could clone a legendary creature from a single feather!"
  339.  
  340. Isra:
  341. "Did you say something~?" Isra replies, peeking over her should as she continues to pour the cat food.
  342.  
  343. Sakamoto:
  344. "Getting my body back in the right place is an entirely different can of worms. But that'd be nice too."
  345.  
  346. Dix Neuf:
  347. "Nothing (눈_눈). I just figured, y'know, normally I'm supposed to make an impression on people all the time with my endearing boisterousness, but I'm starting to feel like just another face in the crowd with this kind of environment."
  348.  
  349. Isra:
  350. She returns the bag of food and then spins back over to the others, "Sooooo~ Why do we have to go and save Mr. Army again if we've already replaced him~?"
  351.  
  352. Rayner:
  353. "Oh, Dix, please, don't complain. It doesn't suit you. As long as YOU'RE non compos mentis, what does it matter that she is too?"
  354.  
  355. Sakamoto:
  356. "I am a firm believer of camaraderie no matter how impure my intentions seem, and I won't leave another comrade behind. Besides, we should by all means have as many people on board as possible. We could always send him on other missions, you see."
  357. Isra: (( So yeah, how much time has it been since the battle? ))
  358.  
  359. Rayner:
  360. "I agree. No matter an individual minion's skillset, it helps to have as many as possible."
  361. Rayner: (( probably a few hours ))
  362. Isra: (( How many is a few tho so I know how much to heal ))
  363. Rayner: (( 3 I guess ))
  364. Sakamoto: (( we should probably wait until however long it takes to get full healz before we go out to do things anyway ))
  365. Sakamoto: (( tho I have no idea how long that'd be ))
  366. Isra: (( 24 hours to heal off my injury ))
  367. Sakamoto: (( jesus was it really 24 hours an injury before ))
  368. Emergency: (( Yes ))
  369. Emergency: (( this is why we had so many bandages ))
  370. Sakamoto: (( well fuck I probably have like 50 bandages retroactively stocked with all the money I have ))
  371. Rayner: (( even so it's still 6 ))
  372.  
  373. Dix Neuf:
  374. "So uh...okay, but before you go about running your...mouth? Barking, er, meowing more orders at us, could you at least tell us where to find these guys holding your pal hostage?"
  375.  
  376. Rayner:
  377. "If he knew, he would have told us sooner."
  378.  
  379. Isra:
  380. "Preeeeeeetty much~ We only ran into those monsters at the junkyard, and I somehow doubt they live in the junkyard~"
  381.  
  382. Sakamoto:
  383. "The blonde one catches on quick. But they shouldn't be too hard to find. Hmm, perhaps I should have stuck a locator chip on the poor boy. Remind me to forge a few of those so I can use them on you."
  384.  
  385. Isra:
  386. "Hmm~" Isra's eyes light up, "What about your robot~? Couldn't you track them down using his body~?"
  387.  
  388. Sakamoto:
  389. "Hmm....I believe the girl may be onto something."
  390.  
  391. Sakamoto:
  392. Science cat makes a few adjustments and inputs to his son's disembodied head.
  393.  
  394. Isra:
  395. "Teehee~"
  396.  
  397. Epsilon:
  398. "LOCATING V-2600 CHIP...."
  399.  
  400. Rayner:
  401. that's a long ways away from a v8
  402.  
  403. Sakamoto:
  404. "Okay! With this, we should be able to keep track of where the rest of Epsilon's body is located, assuming it's not dismantled yet."
  405. Emergency:
  406. Did we dismantle it within 3 hours
  407.  
  408. Rayner:
  409. "We will now be aware of the enemy's movements, yes? That is good...Check where it is right now. That is, most likely, their base of operations."
  410. Emergency:
  411. No one knows
  412.  
  413. Sakamoto:
  414. Unfortunately there's no engineer recepie for random tat, so I'll just invent a small pokebot for 1000 yen
  415. Tokens dropped onto map 'Sakamoto's Eyebrows' Lap' by player tirkeyKujo (Player)
  416.  
  417. Magnemic:
  418. "With this speaker, we should be able to communicate through long distances easily. I'll brief you on what I can gather from the comfort of the lab."
  419.  
  420. Rayner:
  421. "A...floaty-talky, is it? That will do."
  422.  
  423. Isra:
  424. "It's so adorable too~"
  425.  
  426. Dix Neuf:
  427. "It's...something all right. A little less subtle than a phone, but I don't do subtle anyway."
  428.  
  429. Rayner:
  430. "Have you any more information on the presumed opposition's abilities? Information sways the battlefield more than force. And we should have the upper hand; the enemy cannot know of Dix and I."
  431.  
  432. Sakamoto:
  433. "One had *hic* access to pester balls, another could embed himself with the power of lightning. Quite thrilling."
  434.  
  435. Sakamoto:
  436. "I would like to know, just what Pokemon are you planning on using for the tasks you are about to recieve?"
  437.  
  438. Rayner:
  439. "Pokemon? Coincidentally, I was about to ask of theirs. Myself, I specialize in the Flying type."
  440.  
  441. Rayner:
  442. "Fret not, however, for electricity cannot clip all of my wings."
  443.  
  444. Sakamoto:
  445. « 2d6 = 5 » hmm just what pokemon could I recognize anyway
  446.  
  447. Rayner:
  448. wow holy shit your pokemon education is ass
  449.  
  450. Rayner:
  451. ur a researchist man
  452.  
  453. Isra:
  454. [2d6
  455.  
  456. Isra:
  457. « 2d6 = 6 »
  458.  
  459. Sakamoto:
  460. i put it all into tech and general
  461. Isra: (( Better than mine ))
  462.  
  463. Armand:
  464. « 2d6 = 8 »
  465.  
  466. Armand:
  467. whoo
  468.  
  469. Armand:
  470. actually he rolled lower.
  471.  
  472. Armand:
  473. Anyway you guys don't really recall any of the Pokemon used. You know one was using electrical attacks and seemed to belong to the electroman. Isra probably remembers the kamen rider that gashed her
  474. Isra: (( I'd remember that it's the same one that Sakamoto has ))
  475.  
  476. Isra:
  477. "One of them had the same Pokemon you have, Mr. Moto~"
  478.  
  479. Sakamoto:
  480. "Yes, the ever essential Komatana. A feisty one those are. Quite a few were electric types too, particularly the ones used by the man with the donuts in his hair."
  481.  
  482. Dix Neuf:
  483. "I uh....sorry, but I had to sell off what Pokemon I had a while ago. So I'm going through this with nothing more than myself."
  484.  
  485. Isra:
  486. "You sold your Pokemon~? Why would you go and do that~? You could always just go ahead and make new ones~!"
  487.  
  488. Dix Neuf:
  489. "I'd uh...rather not. That seems like a lot of work...."
  490.  
  491. Sakamoto:
  492. "*Sigh* If that's the case, it's dangerous to go alone. Take these. They should be able to take orders from you so long as you're the one who throws the pokeball. If not, I'll just inform them from my Magnemic."
  493.  
  494. Sakamoto:
  495. SAKAMOTO hands DIX NEUF the pokeballs containing TOSHIO and EIJI
  496.  
  497. Rayner:
  498. you could say that DIX NEUF has now GOTEEM
  499.  
  500. Dix Neuf:
  501. "You must trust me a lot if you're letting me handle your balls like that. I'll try not to let you down. I haven't really done this in a long time, see..."
  502.  
  503. Rayner:
  504. "It's that, or he simply doesn't care about his Pokemon. It's not uncommon here, as odd as that viewpoint is where I am from."
  505.  
  506. Dix Neuf:
  507. "Oh can it...." Dix puts the balls away and rubs his still-tingling neck. So, I suppose priority here is to rescue our buddy here, right?"
  508.  
  509. Sakamoto:
  510. "First we shall relax and wait for our wounds to heal..."
  511.  
  512. Sakamoto:
  513. SAKAMOTO gives ISRA BANDAGES x2
  514.  
  515. Sakamoto:
  516. "Why did I not give you these earlier? It's a secret to everybody."
  517.  
  518. Rayner:
  519. "You didn't think she would survive that battle, did you?"
  520.  
  521. Rayner:
  522. "After all, no medicinal aid in the world can save the dead."
  523.  
  524. Rayner:
  525. "It is the only reason I can fathom for not supplying a minion."
  526. Tokens dropped onto map 'Sakamoto's Eyebrows' Lap' by player MarthTrinity (Player)
  527.  
  528. Cleaver:
  529. "Chama!"
  530.  
  531. Isra:
  532. "That's right, Cleaver. There's nothing wrong with the dead~"
  533.  
  534. Sakamoto:
  535. "My reasons are well intended. Just a little obscure sometimes."
  536.  
  537. Dix Neuf:
  538. "I think he just forgot somehow..."
  539.  
  540. Dix Neuf:
  541. "I mean, I guess there's technically nothing wrong with the dead, but boy oh boy would I much rather not be one. No, I'm just fine doing this whole 'breathing' thing, can't get enough of that O2."
  542.  
  543. Rayner:
  544. "Hyperoxia is a dangerous condition that can cause, among other things, lung collapse and seizures. I wouldn't be so sure about your statement."
  545.  
  546. Sakamoto:
  547. "While you go ahead and treat your wounds and obsess over the contents of the atmosphere, I shall track down the location of my son's body. I feel that we may be running into these strange fellows a few times over the course of my plot..."
  548.  
  549. Isra:
  550. "Hmm~...that's fine by me. Just pick off one at a time~"
  551.  
  552. Rayner:
  553. "That is the most effectual stratagem, yes. However, it is often one that goes awry."
  554.  
  555. Sakamoto:
  556. so where are these fellows at this point in time anyway
  557.  
  558. Sakamoto:
  559. or are we at an impasse until the main group does things
  560.  
  561. Sakamoto:
  562. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOv-7ZoMc7A
  563.  
  564. Rayner:
  565. agi won't check this place
  566.  
  567. Rayner:
  568. I dunno where they'd have taken the body
  569.  
  570. Rayner:
  571. probably bill's garage
  572.  
  573. Dix Neuf:
  574. "I have full confidence we'll be able to make things go awry and get away with it. It's all part of the thrill, after all."
  575.  
  576. Isra:
  577. "Hmmm~ Very sound reasoning~"
  578.  
  579. Rayner:
  580. " Rayner: I dunno where they'd have taken the body Rayner: probably bill's garage"
  581.  
  582. Rayner:
  583. turns out the PCs were the psychopaths all along.
  584.  
  585. Rayner:
  586. i didn't even realize that as I said it
  587.  
  588. Rayner:
  589. "Hopefully we shall not have any disruptions."
  590.  
  591. Dix Neuf:
  592. Our first mission as an evil team is indeed to recover the body of some dude's son
  593.  
  594. Dix Neuf:
  595. and rescue a guy being held hostage
  596.  
  597. Isra:
  598. Indeed, we're the good guys all along.
  599.  
  600. Rayner:
  601. nah m9
  602.  
  603. Rayner:
  604. we're all either some variation of Neutral or Chaotic Evil
  605.  
  606. Isra:
  607. Chaotic Evil is most fun.
  608.  
  609. Rayner:
  610. >not being Lawful Neutral
  611.  
  612. Rayner:
  613. you're no fun
  614.  
  615. Sakamoto:
  616. We'll make our own law
  617.  
  618. Rayner:
  619. so long as we follow it
  620.  
  621. Isra:
  622. Welp, at least I'll heal up and we'll go on an exciting adventure~
  623.  
  624. Dix Neuf:
  625. And I'll finally get to punch things
  626.  
  627. Dix Neuf:
  628. With these gauntlets I failed to mention I have
  629.  
  630. Isra:
  631. With those big, strong muscles of your's~?
  632.  
  633. Dix Neuf:
  634. bad touch (BEAKER)
  635.  
  636. Isra:
  637. I'm not even touching you, yet~
  638.  
  639. Rayner:
  640. muscles, pupils, i don't need either
  641.  
  642. Sakamoto:
  643. But make no mistake after this little annoyance is swatted down, we shall get into the real business
  644.  
  645. Sakamoto:
  646. like connecting with Tudari's youth by opening up bowling alleys
  647.  
  648. Sakamoto:
  649. or rollerball arenas
  650.  
  651. Isra:
  652. I still like our cloning people idea :(
  653.  
  654. Sakamoto:
  655. cuz just like that I have gone from Dr Drakken to Il Pallazo
  656.  
  657. Rayner:
  658. we are going to be the most incompetent evil team ever aren't we
  659.  
  660. Dix Neuf:
  661. I just need an adult (BEAKER)
  662.  
  663. Isra:
  664. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV1HJXo7NIo
  665.  
  666. Rayner:
  667. Kid I'm only 22 and I'm probably the oldest non-cat here
  668.  
  669. Rayner:
  670. we're in a world where kids are evil and adults are good
  671.  
  672. Isra:
  673. What a wacky world we live in~
  674.  
  675. Isra:
  676. Good to know you seem easy to manipulate thooough~!
  677.  
  678. Rayner:
  679. well, he is
  680.  
  681. Rayner:
  682. but I'm rockin high focus, command, and perception
  683.  
  684. Rayner:
  685. esp the latter
  686.  
  687. Isra:
  688. That's niiiiiiiiiice~ Don't caaaaaaare~
  689.  
  690. Rayner:
  691. well if you don't care about manipulating him, then yeah
  692.  
  693. Rayner:
  694. it doesn't matter
  695.  
  696. Rayner:
  697. but it'll be really tough to
  698.  
  699. Rayner:
  700. just focus on making deez nuts your boyfriend and you'll be good
  701.  
  702. Isra:
  703. Oh, I don't care about "boyfriends" or stuff like that, teehee~
  704.  
  705. Isra:
  706. Anyway~ I know the session is over, but I have to go to work now~!
  707.  
  708. Isra:
  709. Save the log and whatnot, toodles~!
  710.  
  711. Rayner:
  712. you sure are
  713. MarthTrinity is disconnected.
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