hidden apartment

Visiting Dr. Awkward's office
Took choice 872/2: (secret choice)
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=872&option=2

uneffect On the Trail

cast 1 Calculate the Universe
numberology 69
You gain 3 Adventures

equip acc1 gold detective badge

[315] The Hidden Apartment Building
Encounter: pygmy witch lawyer
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: pygmy witch lawyer takes 16 damage.
Round 2: You gain 16 hit points
Round 2: Trubastian scratches the ground, notices he has a little meat caught between his talons, and gives it to you.
You gain 108 Meat.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 3: pygmy witch lawyer takes 356 damage.
Round 3: You gain 10 hit points
Round 3: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
You gain 336 Meat
After Battle: Trubastian cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw.
You acquire an item: attorney's badge
You acquire an item: short deposition
After Battle: You gain 31 Strengthliness
After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah

familiar Xiblaxian Holo-Companion (18 lbs)

equip acc1 Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet

equip back Buddy Bjorn

buy 2 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 170 Meat
You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (2)

use 2 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 20 Muscularity Points

cast 1 Suspicious Gaze
You lose an effect: Patient Smile (-10)
You acquire an effect: Suspicious Gaze (0)

buy 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
You spent 85 Meat
You acquire an item: Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic

use 1 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
You gain 10 Muscularity Points
mcd 0

[316] The Hidden Office Building
Encounter: Agent Johnson
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Latency (1)
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts HUMILIATING HACK!
Round 2: Source Agent drops 489 attack power.
Round 2: Source Agent drops 489 defense.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts DISARMAMENT!
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts REBOOT!
You lose an effect: Latency (1)
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
Round 5: Source Agent takes 207 damage.
Round 5: You gain 225 Muscularity Points
Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
Round 5: You lose 6 hit points
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
Round 6: Source Agent takes 207 damage.
Round 6: You gain 225 Muscularity Points
Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
Round 7: Source Agent takes 207 damage.
Round 7: You gain 225 Muscularity Points
Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
Round 8: Source Agent takes 207 damage.
Round 8: You gain 225 Muscularity Points
Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
Round 8: yojimbos_law casts RESTORE!
Round 9: You gain 190 hit points
Round 9: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
Round 10: Source Agent takes 207 damage.
Round 10: You gain 225 Muscularity Points
Round 10: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love firefly flits flirtatiously around your head.
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 664 Muscleboundness
You gain some Muscle points!
You gain a Level!
After Battle: You gain 191 Mysteriousness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 215 Sarcasm
You gain a Moxie point!

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)

cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)

cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)

cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)

[317] The Hidden Apartment Building
Encounter: pygmy shaman
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Once-Cursed (1)
Round 1: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: Trofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 223 Meat
You acquire an item: voodoo glowskull
You acquire an item: big tun
After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 3 Sarcasm

[317] The Hidden Apartment Building
Encounter: Agent Johnson
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
You acquire an effect: Latency (1)
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts HUMILIATING HACK!
Round 2: Source Agent drops 512 attack power.
Round 2: Source Agent drops 512 defense.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts DISARMAMENT!
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts REBOOT!
You lose an effect: Latency (1)
Round 4: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
Round 5: You gain 215 Muscularity Points
Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
Round 5: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
Round 6: Source Agent takes 198 damage.
Round 6: You gain 215 Muscularity Points
Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
Round 6: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
Round 7: Source Agent takes 198 damage.
Round 7: You gain 215 Muscularity Points
Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
Round 7: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
Round 8: You gain 215 Muscularity Points
Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
Round 8: yojimbos_law casts RESTORE!
Round 9: You gain 230 hit points
Round 9: yojimbos_law casts SOURCE KICK!
Round 10: Source Agent takes 198 damage.
Round 10: You gain 215 Muscularity Points
Round 10: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: You gain 651 Fortitude
You gain some Muscle points!
After Battle: You gain 208 Enchantedness
You gain some Mysticality points!
After Battle: You gain 236 Roguishness
You gain some Moxie points!

familiar Fist Turkey (16 lbs)

cast 1 Patient Smile
You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
mcd 10

cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance

uneffect Cletus's Canticle of Celerity

cast 1 The Polka of Plenty
You acquire an effect: Polka of Plenty (10)

uneffect The Sonata of Sneakiness

cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)

cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)

equip acc1 your cowboy boots

cast 1 Patient Smile
You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)

cast 1 Leash of Linguini
You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)

cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)

[318] The Hidden Apartment Building
Encounter: pygmy janitor
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts BATTER UP!!
Round 2: Trofflesby uses his vines to give you an invigorating shoulder massage, then pats you on the back as if to say "You can do it, buddy!" Good ol' Trofflesby.
Round 2: You gain 5 hit points
Round 2: You gain 3 Muscularity Points
Round 2: Trubastian teaches you some suave new obscene gestures.
Round 2: You gain 33 Roguishness
Round 2: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
After Battle: Trofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
After Battle: You gain 28 Strongness
After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness

[319] The Hidden Apartment Building
Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: pygmy witch accountant takes 16 damage.
Round 2: You gain 16 hit points
Round 2: Trofflesby uses his vines to give you an invigorating shoulder massage, then pats you on the back as if to say "You can do it, buddy!" Good ol' Trofflesby.
Round 2: You gain 6 hit points
Round 2: You gain 3 Muscularity Points
Round 2: Trubastian gives you a fist-bump and a chest-bump.
Round 2: You gain 55 Strongness
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
Round 3: Trofflesby uses his vines to give you an invigorating shoulder massage, then pats you on the back as if to say "You can do it, buddy!" Good ol' Trofflesby.
Round 3: You gain 6 hit points
Round 3: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 13 attack power.
Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 12 defense.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 4: pygmy witch accountant takes 235 damage.
Round 4: You gain 1 hit point
Round 4: Trofflesby uses his vines to give you an invigorating shoulder massage, then pats you on the back as if to say "You can do it, buddy!" Good ol' Trofflesby.
Round 4: You gain 6 hit points
Round 4: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 12 attack power.
Round 4: pygmy witch accountant drops 12 defense.
Round 4: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Trubastian, the 2 lb. Fist Turkey
After Battle: Trofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 301 Meat
After Battle: Trubastian finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.
After Battle: Trubastian squats down, squawks, and comes back up with a bottle of booze. It was probably under its wing the whole time. Yeah, that's gotta be it.
You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey
You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 1)
After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness

[320] The Hidden Apartment Building
Encounter: pygmy witch lawyer
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: pygmy witch lawyer takes 15 damage.
Round 2: You gain 15 hit points
Round 2: Trofflesby uses his vines to give you an invigorating shoulder massage, then pats you on the back as if to say "You can do it, buddy!" Good ol' Trofflesby.
Round 2: You gain 5 hit points
Round 2: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
Round 2: Trubastian scratches the ground disinterestedly, unearthing a small bit of meat you missed.
You gain 125 Meat.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 3: pygmy witch lawyer takes 257 damage.
Round 3: You gain 3 hit points
Round 3: Trofflesby uses his vines to give you an invigorating shoulder massage, then pats you on the back as if to say "You can do it, buddy!" Good ol' Trofflesby.
Round 3: You gain 5 hit points
Round 3: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
Round 3: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love dragonfly buzzes softly in your ear.
After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
After Battle: Trofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 363 Meat
After Battle: Trubastian cranks up some of its favorite jive music and dances along in the straw.
You acquire an item: pygmy briefs
You acquire an item: short writ of habeas corpus
You acquire an item: short deposition
After Battle: You gain 28 Muscleboundness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek

familiar Nosy Nose (16 lbs)

[321] The Hidden Apartment Building
Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: pygmy witch accountant takes 16 damage.
Round 2: You gain 16 hit points
Round 2: Trofflesby uses his vines to give you an invigorating shoulder massage, then pats you on the back as if to say "You can do it, buddy!" Good ol' Trofflesby.
Round 2: You gain 6 hit points
Round 2: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts COWBOY KICK!
Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 21 damage.
Round 3: Trofflesby uses his vines to give you an invigorating shoulder massage, then pats you on the back as if to say "You can do it, buddy!" Good ol' Trofflesby.
Round 3: You gain 6 hit points
Round 3: You gain 3 Muscularity Points
Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 19 attack power.
Round 3: pygmy witch accountant drops 18 defense.
Round 3: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 4: pygmy witch accountant takes 246 damage.
Round 4: You gain 4 hit points
Round 4: Trofflesby uses his vines to give you an invigorating shoulder massage, then pats you on the back as if to say "You can do it, buddy!" Good ol' Trofflesby.
Round 4: You gain 6 hit points
Round 4: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
Round 4: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: Trofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 349 Meat
You acquire an item: adder
You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
You acquire an item: big tun
You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 2)
After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm

familiar Intergnat (23 lbs)

[322] The Hidden Apartment Building
Encounter: Wooof! Wooooooof!
Took choice 1106/2: +50% all stats for 30 turns
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1106&option=2
You acquire an effect: Adventurer's Best Friendship (30)

[322] The Hidden Apartment Building
Encounter: pygmy witch lawyer NAMED NEIL
Round 0: yojimbos_law wins initiative!
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 2: pygmy witch lawyer takes 15 damage.
Round 2: You gain 15 hit points
Round 2: Trofflesby uses his vines to give you an invigorating shoulder massage, then pats you on the back as if to say "You can do it, buddy!" Good ol' Trofflesby.
Round 2: You gain 6 hit points
Round 2: You gain 4 Muscularity Points
Round 2: Grubert says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 16 damage.
Round 2: pygmy witch lawyer takes 16 damage.
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts LUNGE SMACK!
Round 3: pygmy witch lawyer takes 222 damage.
Round 3: You gain 5 hit points
Round 3: Trofflesby uses his vines to give you an invigorating shoulder massage, then pats you on the back as if to say "You can do it, buddy!" Good ol' Trofflesby.
Round 3: You gain 6 hit points
Round 3: You gain 3 Muscularity Points
Round 3: Grubert says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 13 damage.
Round 3: pygmy witch lawyer takes 13 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: Trofflesby surveys the scene from your back, and gains 1 Experience.
You gain 338 Meat
After Battle: Grubert does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
You acquire an item: attorney's badge
You acquire an item: pygmy briefs
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 35 Muscleboundness
After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
After Battle: You gain 3 Chutzpah

[323] The Hidden Apartment Building
Encounter: Action Elevator
Took choice 780/2: Get Twice-Cursed
choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=780&option=2
You lose an effect: Once-Cursed (-10)
You acquire an effect: Twice-Cursed (0)