some active effects.

Timer 1
♫ Polka of Plenty (10)
Coy to the Hurled (18)
Don't Rest Ye, Bold Adventurer (18)
Mutated (19)
Nearly All-Natural (19)
Seriously Mutated (19)
Buff as a Baobab (20)
Cancer Rising (20)
Electrolyte Fantastic (20)
Everything's Zen (20)
Gemini Rising (20)
Mystically Oiled (20)
Perfect Hair (20)
Pharmaceutically Cool (20)
Preemptive Medicine (20)
Song of Starch (20)
Starry-Eyed (20)
Stuck That Way (20)
Celestial Vision (21)
Desenfantasmada (21)
Human-Pirate Hybrid (21)
Knob Goblin Lust Frenzy (21)
La Oscuridad Adentro (21)
Sangre Brillante (21)
Serendipi Tea (21)
Chondruling (22)
Contemptible Emanations (22)
Eau D'enmity (22)
Gelded (22)
Giant Growth (22)
Gr8tness (22)
Grulched (22)
Incredibly Hulking (22)
Juiced and Jacked (22)
Litterbug (22)
Not Sharing (22)
Phorcefullness (22)
Pride of the Puffin (22)
Purity of Spirit (22)
Spangled Star (22)
Stabilizing Oiliness (22)
Temporary Lycanthropy (22)
The Fire Inside (22)
Zero Energy (22)
Bendin' Hell (23)
Bow-Legged Swagger (23)
Bubble Vision (23)
Buy!  Sell!  Buy!  Sell! (23)
Gummibrain (23)
Gummiskin (23)
Holiday Bliss (23)
Preternatural Greed (23)
Robot Friends (23)
Rumpel-pumped (23)
Smart Drunk (23)
Steely-Eyed Squint (23)
What Are The Odds!? (23)
Executive Greed (24)
Mysteriously Handsome (24)
Charged Hair (25)
Driving Recklessly (25)
Really Deep Breath (25)
Favored by Lyle (26)
Ashen Burps (27)
Beastly Flavor (27)
Buggy Flavor (27)
Burnt 'n' Turnt (27)
Chalky Hand (27)
ChibiChanged™ (27)
Comic Violence (27)
Eldritch Attunement (27)
Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (27)
Industrially Frosted (27)
Mystic Pickleness (27)
Spicy Limeness (27)
Tortious (27)
Using Protection (27)
Video... Games? (27)
Analog Drunk (28)
Artisanal Satiaton (28)
Bark of the Dog (28)
Cheered Up (28)
Comprehensively Nourished (28)
Crimbo Nostalgia (28)
Cut But Not Dried (28)
Eggstraordinary Brilliance (28)
Eggstraordinary Strength (28)
Eggstraordinary Style (28)
Feet of Grapefruit (28)
Feet of Strawberry (28)
Feet of Watermelon (28)
Fishy (28)
Full-Body Tan (28)
Gaze of the Lightning God (28)
Gaze of the Trickster God (28)
Gaze of the Volcano God (28)
Good with the Ladies (28)
Gothy (28)
Grrrrrrreat! (28)
Heavily Breathing (28)
Inebriate Pride (28)
Innately Truthy (28)
Inspired! (28)
Intuition of the God Lobster (28)
Isskay like an Ashtray (28)
Libra Rising (28)
Liquid Courage (28)
Marco Polarity (28)
Memento Moiré (28)
Moon'd (28)
No Worries (28)
Ogred and Oublietted (28)
Oh Snap (28)
Old School Pompadour (28)
Overstimulated (28)
Papowerful (28)
Perspicacious Pressure (28)
Phairly Balanced (28)
Phoenix, Right? (28)
Pie in the Sky (28)
Pisces Rising (28)
Poetically Licensed (28)
Powdered (28)
Prideful Strut (28)
Rainbow Bright (28)
Riqueza de Pasta (28)
Salad Days (28)
Seeing Colors (28)
Simulation Stimulation (28)
Space Tripping (28)
Spell Transfer Complete (28)
Tea-hee (28)
The Applause That Refreshes (28)
The Halls of Moxiousness (28)
The Halls of Muscularity (28)
The Halls of Mysticality (28)
The Q Is Talking To You (28)
The Spy Who Loved XP (28)
Tomato Power (28)
Turtle Titters (28)
White Knuckles (28)
Winning Smile (28)
Wistfully Nostalgic (28)
You Ate Some Hemp Candy (28)
A Contender (30)
Hair on Your Chest (30)
Invisible Avarice (30)
Mucilaginous Mentalism (30)
Mushroom Magicalness (30)
Mushroom Might (30)
Space Cadet (30)
Synthesis: Hardy (30)
Synthesis: Learning (30)
Synthesis: Movement (30)
Synthesis: Style (30)
The Living Hitpoints (30)
Beta Carotene Overdose (31)
Crappily Disguised as a Waiter (31)
Go-Gone (31)
Limber as Mortimer (31)
Tremella Tremens (31)
Aided and Abetted (32)
Astral Shell (32)
Bestial Sympathy (32)
Bilious (32)
Billiards Belligerence (32)
Blackberry Politeness (32)
Bloodthirsty (32)
Can't Be a Chooser (32)
Chihuahua Underfoot (32)
Cock of the Walk (32)
Cranberry Cordiality (32)
Curiosity of Br'er Tarrypin (32)
Demonicity (32)
Digitally Converted (32)
☺ Disco Leer (32)
Drescher's Annoying Noise (32)
Empathy (32)
Ghostly Shell (32)
Grimace (32)
Gristlesphere (32)
Happy Trails (32)
Heart of Green (32)
Heart of Lavender (32)
Heart of Pink (32)
Heavy Petting (32)
Hustlin' (32)
I See Everything Thrice! (32)
Impregnably Delicious (32)
Infused with Sssshhsssblllrrggghsssssggggrrgglssss (32)
Innately Strong (32)
Leash of Linguini (32)
Lobos Fresh (32)
Man's Worst Enemy (32)
Manbait (32)
Memory of Aggressiveness (32)
Moon June Spooned (32)
New and Improved (32)
Ninja, Please (32)
Nothing Happened (32)
Ocelot Eyes (32)
On the Shoulders of Giants (32)
One Very Clear Eye (32)
Pasta Eyeball (32)
Patent Sallowness (32)
Peppermint Twisted (32)
Piratastic (32)
Polka Face (32)
Polonoia (32)
Radium Radicality (32)
Red Lettered (32)
Simply Irritable (32)
Singer's Faithful Ocelot (32)
Sinuses For Miles (32)
So You Can Work More... (32)
Spidercow Vision (32)
Spirit Schooled (32)
Sticky Fingers (32)
Strongly Motivated (32)
Sucrose-Colored Glasses (32)
The Dinsey Look (32)
The Great Tit's Blessing (32)
Things Man Was Not Meant to Eat (32)
Trufflin' (32)
Truthful (32)
Unpopular (32)
♫ Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (32)
WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA (32)
Wasabi Sinuses (32)
Glittering Eyelashes (33)
Having a Ball! (33)
The Strength... of the Future (33)
The Style... of the Future (33)
Turkey-Agitated (33)
A Little Bit Evil (34)
A Little Bit Evil (34)
A Little Bit Evil (34)
A Little Bit Evil (34)
A Little Bit Evil (34)
A Little Bit Evil (34)
Aykrophobia (34)
Jelly Combed (34)
Annoyed by Threats (35)
Chill Out, Dog (35)
Driving Observantly (35)
Extremely Poor Taste (35)
Fondid (35)
Internate Debatable (35)
monsters.enq (35)
Amorphous Cheer (36)
Berry Defensive (36)
Berry Experiential (36)
Berry Statistical (36)
Cake Caked (36)
Chalky White Pallor (36)
Dreadlocked (36)
Drummed Out (36)
Extra Terrestrial (36)
Holiday Disappointment (36)
In Vino Vires (36)
Inner Dog (36)
Meat the Flintstones (36)
Mucilaginous Muscle (36)
Nanobrainy (36)
Pride of the Vampire (36)
Quaaaaaaa (36)
Radiated and Grodiated (36)
Slimily Sagacious (36)
Snobby (36)
Stop the Presses! (36)
Tainted Love Potion (36)
Three Days Slow (36)
Thunderheart (36)
Yuletide Industry (36)
Arcane in the Brain (37)
Boon of the War Snapper (37)
Dancin' Fool (37)
Deadly Lampblade (37)
Down With Chow (37)
Dreams and Lights (37)
Invisible (20 Minutes Ago) (37)
Low on the Hog (37)
Mathematically Precise (37)
Melancholy Burden (37)
Reassured (37)
Ruthlessly Efficient (37)
Super Accuracy (37)
Sweetbreads Flambé (37)
Swimming with Sharks (37)
Toothy Grin (37)
Venomous Weapon (37)
Video Game Hot Dog (37)
Yoloswagyoloswag (37)
Almost Cool (38)
Army of One (38)
Barking Mad (38)
Bilious Brains (38)
Brocolate Brostidigitation (38)
Egg-headedness (38)
Fitter, Happier (38)
Flexibili Tea (38)
Full of Wist (38)
Gingerbread Robust (38)
Gummi-Grin (38)
Hot Blooded (38)
Human-Hippy Hybrid (38)
Human-Orc Hybrid (38)
Human-Weird Thing Hybrid (38)
Innately Wise (38)
Larger (38)
Memory of Smarts (38)
Neuroplastici Tea (38)
Nut-Rition (38)
On the Trolley (38)
Petit Force (38)
Physicali Tea (38)
Prince of Seaside Town (38)
Sealed Brain (38)
Skeletal Buddy (38)
Space Cowboy (38)
Sparkling Consciousness (38)
Spooky Demeanor (38)
Stenchtastic (38)
Supafly (38)
The Magic of Sharing (38)
Thunderspell (38)
Wasabi With You (38)
Witch Breaded (38)
Breakfast Clubbed (39)
Zomg WTF (39)
Dirty Pear (40)
Nigh-Invincible (40)
Superioreo (40)
Synthesis: Energy (40)
The Good Salmonella (40)
Waxing (40)
Sacré Mental (41)
Snow Fortified (41)
2 Hearts, 1 Mind (42)
A View to Some Meat (42)
Abyssal Sweat (42)
Amorous Avarice (42)
Armored Innards (42)
Assaulted with Pepper (42)
Badger Underfoot (42)
Big Meat Big Prizes (42)
Black Lung (42)
Black Tongue (42)
Braaaaaains (42)
Braaains (42)
Broad-Spectrum Vaccine (42)
Broberry Brotality (42)
Brother Corsican's Blessing (42)
Bureaucratized (42)
Carne Obsesionada (42)
Carrion' On (42)
Cautious Prowl (42)
Chari Tea (42)
♫ Chorale of Companionship (42)
Chow Downed (42)
Christmessy (42)
Chronologically Pummeled (42)
Covetin' Drunk (42)
Covetous Robbery (42)
Cravin' for a Ravin' (42)
Crying, Dying (42)
Disco Nirvana (42)
Down the Rabbit Hole (42)
Eagle Eyes (42)
Egg-stortionary Tactics (42)
Emotional Vaccine (42)
Enhanced Archaeologist (42)
Eyes for Miles (42)
Flashing Eyes (42)
Fortunate Resolve (42)
Fortune of the Wheel (42)
Greedy Resolve (42)
Guts Feeling (42)
Happy Salamander (42)
Hardened Fabric (42)
Healthy Green Glow (42)
Heightened Senses (42)
Held Closer (42)
Hella Smooth (42)
Helping Comes Second (42)
Here's Mud in Your Eye (42)
Hip to the Jive (42)
Hornswaggled (42)
Human-Machine Hybrid (42)
Human-Mer-kin Hybrid (42)
I Am the Slaw! (42)
Impregnabili Tea (42)
Items Are Forever (42)
Jacked In (42)
Jazz Hands (42)
Joyful Resolve (42)
Kindly Resolve (42)
Knightlife (42)
Koyaaniskumquatsi (42)
Leisurely Amblin' (42)
Leo Rising (42)
Let's Go Shopping! (42)
Litterboxing (42)
Livin' Large (42)
Loyal Tea (42)
Magicianship (42)
Make Meat FA$T! (42)
Material Witness (42)
Meatwise (42)
Mediocri Tea (42)
Mistified (42)
Mitre Cut (42)
Night Vision (42)
Omphalotus Omnipresence (42)
Optimist Primal (42)
Over-Familiar With Dactyls (42)
PERL of Great Price (42)
Phairly Pheromonal (42)
Pill Power (42)
Rave Concentration (42)
Rave Nirvana (42)
Red-Shirted Escort (42)
Salsa Satanica (42)
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy (42)
Slightly Cursed, Mostly Lucky (42)
Souper Vengeful (42)
Spookyravin' (42)
Squid Squint (42)
Squirming Like a Toad (42)
Stickler for Promptness (42)
Super Skill (42)
Sweet Incentive (42)
Synthesis: Strong (42)
Tearful, Fearful (42)
♫ The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (42)
The Grass...  Is Blue... (42)
The Rich Get Richer (42)
The Royal We (42)
Thicker, Sicker (42)
Thickest, Sickest (42)
Tingling Feeling (42)
Towering Strength (42)
Turkey-Ambitious (42)
Turkey-Friendly (42)
Unbarking Dogs (42)
Unusual Perspective (42)
Warm Shoulders (42)
Whole Latte Love (42)
Winklered (42)
You're Back... (42)
You're In Trouble (42)
You're Rubber (42)
Your #1 Problem (42)
Your Cupcake Senses Are Tingling (42)
Musk of the Moose (43)
Celestial Body (44)
Heart of White (46)
All Is Forgiven (47)
Dances with Tweedles (47)
Human-Horror Hybrid (47)
Nightstalkin' (47)
Octolus Gift (47)
Partially Ghosted (47)
Puzzle Champ (47)
She Ate Too Much Candy (47)
Spirit of Galactic Unity (47)
Strength of the Gnoll (47)
Synthesis: Smart (47)
The Dinsey Way (47)
Wet Willied (47)
Brilliant Resolve (48)
Broken Bone Nubs (48)
From Nantucket (48)
In the Limelight (48)
Irresistible Resolve (48)
Juiced Newton (48)
Squatting and Thrusting (48)
Stopping to Smell the Flowers (48)
Strong Resolve (48)
Tapped In (48)
Think Win-Lose (48)
Total Protonic Reversal (48)
Trivia Master (48)
Violent Night (48)
You Read The Manual (48)
Red Menace (49)
Thaumodynamic (49)
Ancient Fortitude (50)
Category (50)
Meadulla Oblongota (50)
Muscle Unbound (50)
Perception (50)
Pounded by the Actual Stars (50)
Purpose (50)
Always be Collecting (52)
Eldritch Concentration (52)
Hello, I Must Be Going (52)
High-Falutin' (52)
Human-Constellation Hybrid (52)
Human-Fish Hybrid (52)
Human-Humanoid Hybrid (52)
Jingle Jangle Jingle (52)
Patent Avarice (52)
Synthesis: Collection (52)
Worth Your Salt (52)
You Can Really Taste the Dormouse (52)
Extra Backbone (53)
Ready to Snap (53)
Meaty and Cheesy (56)
Slime Time (56)
The Secret of the Ooze (56)
Cold Hearted (57)
Fishy Whiskers (57)
Here's Some More Mud in Your Eye (57)
Pajama Party (57)
Sugar-Frosted Pet Guts (57)
Wassailing You (57)
Browbeaten (58)
Closer to Fine (58)
Pie in the Face (58)
Rosewater Mark (58)
Sepia Tan (58)
Sleazy Jellied (58)
Baconstoned (60)
Thought (60)
Watch Out! (60)
Action (62)
Certainty (62)
Eyes Wide Propped (62)
Lapdog (62)
My Breakfast With Andrea (62)
Oh Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet Hamlet (62)
Super Structure (62)
Too Noir For Snoir (62)
Cereal Killer (66)
Gleam-Inducing (66)
I'll Have the Soup (66)
Lustre After Wealth (66)
Pearly Vision (66)
Adventurer's Best Friendship (67)
Cute Vision (67)
Joy (67)
Open Heart Surgery (67)
Booooooze (68)
Cold Jellied (68)
Minerva's Zen (68)
Spooky Jellied (68)
The Wisdom... of the Future (68)
Blue Swayed (72)
Carapace of the God Lobster (72)
Frosty (72)
Je Ne Sais Porquoise (72)
Kicked in the Sinuses (73)
Cinnamon Challenger (78)
Frosty the Hitman (78)
Purple Reign (78)
Human-Penguin Hybrid (82)
Sour Softshoe (82)
Synthesis: Greed (82)
Churro Chiaroscuro (88)
Orange Crusher (88)
Stench Jellied (91)
damage.enh (92)
init.enh (92)
substats.enh (92)
Smithsness Dinner (103)
Everybody Calls Him Gorgon (107)
Meet the Meat (107)
Gunther Than Thou (108)
There's No N in Love (108)
They Call Him Shifty Because... (108)
Smithsness Presence (110)
Nutrient-Rich (112)
Slimebreath (112)
Adapt to Change Eventually (118)
critical.enh (122)
items.enh (122)
Keep Free Hate in your Heart (122)
meat.enh (122)
The Inquisitor's Unknown Effect (122)
Wet and Greedy (122)
Mallowed Out (132)
Work For Hours a Week (132)
Merry Smithsness (160)
Smithsness Cheer (160)
Got Milk (162)
Aspect of the Twinklefairy (180)
Thanksgetting (180)
A Girl Named Sue (207)
Employee of the Month (216)
It's a Good Life! (218)
Cold Blooded (274)
Juicy Boost (312)
Sole Soul (322)
The Pleasures of the Flesh (332)
More Mansquito Than Man (416)
Cinco Elementos (519)
Wrought Nerves (520)
Red in Tooth (522)
Aerated (530)
The HeyDezebound Heart (531)
Over the Ocean (536)
On Pins and Needles (1,397)
familiar.enq (4,617)
Hot Jellied (5,767)
Lovebotamy (8,615)
Force of Mayo Be With You (8,709)
stats.enq (30,410)
Thanksgot (31,016)
Blood Sugar Sauce Magic (∞)