Aindan V. sErk second

Rossum	So
08:41	Rossum	You wanna get your ass beat again
08:41	Rossum	So far
08:41	Rossum	Your pvp character
08:41	Piper	i will fight you until Dice decides not to fuck me
08:42	Rossum	is 0-1
08:42	Piper	it is literally completely DICE's fault.
08:42	Rossum	Alright beach stage take 2
08:42	Rossum	?
08:42	Piper	yeah sure
08:42	Rossum	beach stage take 2
08:42	Rossum	!roll 1d20-1
08:42	Tyche[Dice]	Rossum rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{14}
08:42	Piper	!Roll 1d20+2 shitty init rolls
08:42	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 shitty init rolls --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
08:42	Piper	Called it
08:43	Rossum	I move up to you
08:43	Rossum	TIME FOR THE BITCHSLAP
08:43	Rossum	!roll 1d20+4 for robo bitch slap
08:43	Tyche[Dice]	Rossum rolled : 1d20+4 for robo bitch slap --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
08:43	Rossum	Never mind
08:43	Rossum	"MEAT LIVES TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY"
08:43	Rossum	"SHAME
08:43	Rossum	"BEEP BOOP"
08:43	Rossum	!roll 1d20+5 for grapple
08:43	Tyche[Dice]	Rossum rolled : 1d20+5 for grapple --> [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
08:43	Piper	!roll 1d20+2 because im not even mad
08:43	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 1d20+2 because im not even mad --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
08:43	Piper	TWO 2's
08:44	Piper	DICE.
08:44	Rossum	end turn
08:44	Rossum	"BEEP"
08:44	Rossum	"BOOP"
08:44	Piper	I use Pushing Strike 1
08:44	Piper	!roll 2#1d20+2
08:44	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 2#1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{18} [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
08:44	Piper	FUCKING DICE
08:45	Piper	end turn im not even going to bother with the book ejection.
08:45	Rossum	oh cool
08:45	Rossum	!roll 1d20+4 for major
08:45	Tyche[Dice]	Rossum rolled : 1d20+4 for major --> [ 1d20=14 ]{18}
08:45	Rossum	!roll 1d20+4 for minor
08:45	Tyche[Dice]	Rossum rolled : 1d20+4 for minor --> [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
08:45	Rossum	!roll 1d10+4 for MAJOR DAMAGE
08:45	Tyche[Dice]	Rossum rolled : 1d10+4 for MAJOR DAMAGE --> [ 1d10=2 ]{6}
08:45	Rossum	end turn
08:46	Piper	i dont even care anymore
08:46	Piper	Power Strike 2 from point-blan krange dice please
08:46	Piper	!roll 2#1d20+2
08:46	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 2#1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{21} [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
08:46	Piper	dice i love you
08:46	Piper	!roll 3d8
08:46	Tyche[Dice]	Piper rolled : 3d8 --> [ 3d8=8 ]{8}
08:46		*** Piper quit (Quit: Leaving)
08:46	Rossum	bye?
08:46	Rossum	ROSSUM WINS
08:48	Deltadiamond	good job auuidan
08:48	Deltadiamond	i always knew you could do it