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Least Threatening Octopus

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  1. 23:43:21: <Benedict> "Catfish?"
  2. 23:43:29: <Hippocratesi> "I don't think Catfish are sea animals."
  3. 23:43:45: <Goatwright> "No, Garret." Shepard takes his hat off, setting it behind him so they aren't left in the dark. "Catfish are freshwater animals."
  4. 23:44:12: <Benedict> "Bah. Can probably live close enough ta tha sea."
  5. 23:44:18: <Goatwright> He then proceeds to leap into the water, transforming into an octopus as he plops in.
  6. 23:45:23: <Rainglove> OctoShep plops into the water. This is possibly the least graceful thing any of you have ever seen.
  7. 23:46:41: <Goatwright> Shepard submerges himself into the water. Is his octopus eye able to pierce the inky blackness?
  8. 23:47:42: <Benedict> "...So, ye think Shepard and Eelis are fucking?"
  9. 23:48:06: <Hippocratesi> "Garret- WHAT?"
  10. 23:48:30: <Goatwright> Can I roll Perception to hear that pls?
  11. 23:48:30: <Rainglove> Sheperd can see just fine. It's a pretty decently sized cylindrical passage, goes down a ways and then curves.
  12. 23:48:58: <Benedict> "What?"
  13. 23:49:42: <Goatwright> -r d20+9 AQUAMAN'S POPS CAN'T WATER CHECK ME
  14. 23:49:42: <dicebot> Goatwright rolled d20+9 AQUAMAN'S POPS CAN'T WATER CHECK ME --> [ 1d20=20 ]{29}
  15. 23:50:00: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Do we think they're fucking? Really, Garret?"
  16. 23:50:00: <Rainglove> Yeah
  17. 23:50:03: <Rainglove> Sheperd heard that
  18. 23:50:52: <Goatwright> Shepard submerges just a little lower so as not to be seen, and then listens in.
  19. 23:50:55: <Goatwright> Because #yolo
  20. 23:51:11: <Hippocratesi> "I..I doubt it. Even if they were, how the hell would they?"
  21. 23:51:16: <Benedict> "Really. She's got a private room, Shepard could sneak out, and they seem ta be tha... friendliest in tha group."
  22. 23:51:42: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Garret, you do realise he is a half-giant, right? I don't think sneaking would fit him."
  23. 23:51:53: <ViejoOsoGrande> "But then again, he could easily transform into, say, an ant, and make it there. Huh."
  24. 23:52:36: <Goatwright> Shepard finds this conversation very interesting.
  25. 23:52:51: <Goatwright> He allows Eelis to feel said intrigue, but does not share the circumstances.
  26. 23:52:57: <Benedict> "She just goes on top and controls it. Works fine."
  27. 23:53:01: <Gara> ~Find something interesting?~
  28. 23:53:15: <Hippocratesi> "...I guess should could go top, huh?"
  29. 23:53:18: <ViejoOsoGrande> "I don't think they've bonded -that- quickly, Garret."
  30. 23:53:21: <Hippocratesi> she could*
  31. 23:53:24: <Hippocratesi> how the fuck did that happen
  32. 23:54:27: <Benedict> "Then ye tell me why Shepard is so very willing to share tha crystal with Eelis."
  33. 23:54:54: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Because they have sex? Come on Garret, that's pretty dumb."
  34. 23:55:08: <Goatwright> ~I'll let you know later.~
  35. 23:55:23: <Gara> ~Alright.~
  36. 23:55:48: <Benedict> "Ye got a better reason?"
  37. 23:55:56: <Hippocratesi> "Maybe they're aren't fucking /yet/?"
  38. 23:56:25: <ViejoOsoGrande> "I feel like this is a... watered down version of the dragon-on-kobold conversation we had yesterday."
  39. 23:58:00: <Benedict> "Sides, it's risk-free fah Shepard. Eelis' kind doesn't make new of whatever-her-race-is tha normal way."
  40. 23:58:16: <Hippocratesi> "...They don't?"
  41. 23:58:28: <Goatwright> Shepard just cannot even this conversation.
  42. 23:59:24: <Benedict> "...I'm just really trying ta keep a conversation going."
  43. 23:59:43: <ViejoOsoGrande> "I wonder if she glows more during."
  44. 23:59:51: <Hippocratesi> "I wonder if she's done it before."
  45. 00:00:04: <ViejoOsoGrande> "'Ooh Shepard! You're making me glow!'" Batharl does his best female voice impression
  46. 00:00:26: <Benedict> "Yer makin' me shine like the sun, Shepard!" Garret joins in.
  47. 00:01:01: <Hippocratesi> "Ooh, it actually fits!"
  48. 00:01:16: <ViejoOsoGrande> -r d20-1 for how good an impression it is, performing
  49. 00:01:16: <dicebot> ViejoOsoGrande rolled d20-1 for how good an impression it is, performing --> [ 1d20=3 ]{2}
  50. 00:01:21: <dicebot> Benedict rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  51. 00:01:21: <Benedict> -r 1d20+2
  52. 00:01:38: <ViejoOsoGrande> Batharl's impression is absolutely disgusting. He still has his guttural growl, it's just higher pitched.
  53. 00:01:38: <Rainglove> you all sound like men
  54. 00:01:56: <Hippocratesi> -r d20
  55. 00:01:56: <dicebot> Hippocratesi rolled d20 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{9}
  56. 00:02:06: <Goatwright> Shepard chooses this moment to ascend from the water, his eyes poking out and looking at them.
  57. 00:02:07: <ViejoOsoGrande> "'I've always glowed, but you make me shine, Shepard!'"
  58. 00:02:12: <Goatwright> He stares at them accusingly.
  59. 00:02:18: <ViejoOsoGrande> "Oh, er, hi Shepard. How's it, er... going?"
  60. 00:02:25: <Benedict> Garret doesn't see you Shepard, he's laughing at Batharl.
  61. 00:02:27: <Hippocratesi> "Oh, She-" Bertholdt freezes when he sees his leader suddenly appear.
  62. 00:02:32: <Rainglove> roll intimidation sheperd
  63. 00:02:33: <Rainglove> do eet
  64. 00:02:41: <Goatwright> -r d20+2
  65. 00:02:41: <dicebot> Goatwright rolled d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
  66. 00:02:52: <Rainglove> Least Threatening Octopus
  67. 00:02:59: <ViejoOsoGrande> -r d20+3 "Just what the hell do you think you're doing, spying on us?!" intimidate
  68. 00:02:59: <dicebot> ViejoOsoGrande rolled d20+3 "Just what the hell do you think you're doing, spying on us?!" intimidate --> [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
  69. 00:03:09: <Rainglove> you are the shittiest intimidator
  70. 00:03:13: <ViejoOsoGrande> :(
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