Every saturday morning at 9

Several explosions rang out in this normally peaceful city. The cause of which were two being of extraordinary strength putting their bodies and wills on the line for what they believed in. One, a man in a replica of medieval European armor stood in defiance, protecting the animal shelter behind him. The other, a blue-skinned woman in a revealing catsuit and a face-covering veil cackling madly.

"Kahahahaha, Let's see how you react to this "Hero", Calamity cannon Mk 2!"

A dark purplish beam of pure energy launches towards the hero
As quick as a flash, however, the hero draws his sword and with no hesitation meets it head-on. The blast was strong, but the hero refused to budge in face of such destruction. Struggling, he digs in his heels and puts his whole body into diverting the beam. A final desperate push sends it flying to the heavens harmlessly.

"What! Ohh my eyes!"

"It's over! Justice buster!"

 Taking advantage of the blinding beam the hero has leaped into the air, unleashing his ultimate attack. Struggling to rise, the villain can only glare daggers at the hero

"Damn you hero, always getting in the way. If it wasn't for you I'd have this city under my heel with all these potential familiars."

"Why do you keep doing this?"

"Huh?"

"You have all this power and you use it in the most ridiculous ways. First, it was trying to blow up a children's hospital, then you tried to rob a bank, last week you tried dumping mamano mana in the water supply to turn people into mamanos and now you're trying to steal animals. It all seems so petty. With your power, you could really help people!"

"I don't want to help people, I want to be evil!"

"But why all your costumes and gadgets show you have money. You're able to level skyscrapers, what more do you want!?"

"I-I'm just naturally evil!"

"I know I'm not really in a position to criticize, but why do it this way, You could probably subvert the whole city if you didn't do it in a silly outfit and use such comical plots?"

Gritting her teeth, a sound like a hiss escapes her teeth.

"Because!"

"Because?"

"Because you're such a dense idiot!"

"I'm sorry?"

"Damn right you're sorry! All those cute notes with hearts, all those times I 'accidentally' bump into you, end up on my ass flashing my panties to everyone, All those times I'd come into your office and give you shoulder massages! What other hints that I want you to use me like your personal fucktoy do you need!?"

"A-Ashley?"

"So I dress in these ridiculous skintight outfits, Go around shouting how I'm going to rule this whole world like a clown. All to at least get you to look at me and put your hands on me."

A moment passes with neither person saying anything. The villain lets out a sigh, her anger disappearing with it.

"I'm pathetic aren't I?"

"Well, I can't approve of your actions, but I admire your dedication."

"But it's over now, you could never love someone so evil."

"Well, you never really hurt anyone, and the things you damaged can always be replaced."

"You're not mad?"

"I don't believe anyone is beyond redemption, How about we go somewhere quiet and talk this out."

 Illuminated red orbs in a pool of darkness meet the hero's eyes

"You're an idiot, but at least you're a cute one."

"And I don't think you're as bad as you make yourself believe."

The hero offers his hand to the villain, a smile coming to her face

"Heh, I can't refuse you."

The hero helps her up and they walk away hand in hand.