etc

>depression
All sorts of this, not easily treated. Many problems. Certainly huge profits off it though.

>general anxiety, panic disorder
Relatively easily treated with medication and cognitive behavior therapy. Anxiety has one of the highest successful treatment rates with medication alone.

>aspergers
Asperger's was removed in the DSM-5 (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) and it's all just autism now.  Still a lot of controversy over this. Clearly you aren't low-functioning, in terms of autism anyway.

>bipolar disorder
Do you know which type? Treatments have both messy side effects and need to be precise, depending on what's used.

>hypochondria
I mean, if you say that, how much can I really trust of your purported problems?

>two phobias with a third that's since been cured
How was it cured?

>hyper susceptible to psychosomatic illness.
Actual psychosomatic illness is rather rare, but it certainly is fascinating. Most of the time it's just gastrointestinal problems as a result of stress.