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- ["Christmas Time" by
- The Debonaires plays]
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- 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,940
- ♪ Now, the snow is falling ♪
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- 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:27,027
- ♪ It's Christmas time again ♪
- 4
- 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:35,953
- ♪ For the end of December
- When the weather's getting chilly ♪
- 5
- 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,957
- ♪ The little boys and girls
- Party willy, willy nilly ♪
- 6
- 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:44,211
- ♪ But most of all
- When snow days fall ♪
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- 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:46,838
- ♪ They know it's Christmas ♪
- 8
- 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,007
- ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 9
- 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:53,845
- ♪ When mother's in the kitchen
- Stuffing turkey ♪
- 10
- 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:58,267
- ♪ And little baby sister's
- Acting like kinda perky ♪
- 11
- 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:02,145
- ♪ But most of all
- When snow days fall ♪
- 12
- 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:04,022
- ♪ They know it's Christmas ♪
- 13
- 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,942
- ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 14
- 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:11,405
- ♪ Snowflakes are falling ♪
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- 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:15,617
- ♪ Falling all around ♪
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- 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:20,038
- ♪ May they keep on falling ♪
- 17
- 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:25,085
- ♪ 'Til they cover the ground ♪
- 18
- 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:29,756
- ♪ You start to get in the spirit
- My baby get jiggy ♪
- 19
- 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:33,969
- ♪ As we trim
- The Christmas tree ♪
- 20
- 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:38,015
- ♪ But most of all
- When snowflakes fall ♪
- 21
- 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,891
- ♪ They know it's Christmas ♪
- 22
- 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:42,185
- ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 23
- 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:47,149
- ♪ Snowflakes are falling ♪
- 24
- 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:51,028
- ♪ Falling all around ♪
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- 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:55,699
- ♪ May they keep on falling ♪
- 26
- 00:01:57,492 --> 00:02:00,329
- ♪ I know it's Christmas ♪
- 27
- 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,457
- ♪ Christmas
- Christmas ♪
- 28
- 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:09,296
- ♪ Christmas Time ♪
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- 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,679
- [wind blowing]
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- 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,074
- [bell dinging]
- 31
- 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,679
- -No, Samuel, not today.
- -Please?
- 32
- 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,516
- That's $47.50.
- 33
- 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:51,064
- Maynard, I know our tab is pretty high,
- but is there any way that we could...?
- 34
- 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:52,941
- Oh, yeah, of course.
- 35
- 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:55,569
- I'm sorry, it's just...
- as soon as Bill finds a job...
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- 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,571
- It's not a problem.
- I'll just write it down.
- 37
- 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,030
- -You sure?
- -Yeah.
- 38
- 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:02,868
- It's just with the darn mill closing
- and it being the holidays and all.
- 39
- 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,120
- I understand. It's tough on everybody.
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- 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,790
- Thank you so much.
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- 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:10,208
- Don't worry about it.
- 42
- 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,006
- Hey, Sam.
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- 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,008
- Here you go, buddy.
- 44
- 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,260
- -Thanks, Maynard.
- -You bet ya.
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- 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:22,179
- Thank you.
- 46
- 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:27,976
- [Parker clears her throat]
- 47
- 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,563
- You're a good man, May.
- 48
- 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,649
- What are you gonna do?
- The kid wanted a candy bar.
- 49
- 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,651
- You know what I'm talking about.
- 50
- 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,112
- Any coffee back there?
- 51
- 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,406
- Two coffees coming up.
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- 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,378
- [bells ringing]
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- 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:58,048
- [sniffs, sighs]
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- 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,759
- Old cedar and fresh flowers.
- 55
- 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:02,928
- Never get tired of the smell in here.
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- 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,431
- Afternoon, Bart. What you got?
- 57
- 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,058
- I got elk steaks.
- 58
- 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,142
- I got squab.
- 59
- 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,436
- I got... wild boar.
- 60
- 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,440
- -Is there anything you can't catch?
- -Yeah, a break.
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- 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,317
- You interested?
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- 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,194
- You know, Connie loves these elk steaks.
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- 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,196
- She'd kill me
- if I didn't bring something home.
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- 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,739
- I was kind of counting on that.
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- 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,074
- Hi, Parker.
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- 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,408
- Hello, Bart.
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- 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:28,620
- Here you go.
- 68
- 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:32,707
- You still making that stuff?
- Moonshine will drive you crazy.
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- 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,793
- The way I look at it,
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- 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:38,922
- we live on this tiny little rock that's
- flying through the blackness of space
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- 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,841
- at about, what, 60,000 miles an hour?
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- 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,009
- And there's only
- one damn way to get off it.
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- 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,804
- If that thought don't make you crazy,
- I don't know what the hell will.
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- 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,433
- I guess you're right.
- Never thought of it that way.
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- 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,562
- That's because you spend most of your time
- stuck standing behind this counter.
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- 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:56,898
- You need to get out, Maynard,
- and breathe some life.
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- 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,067
- I suppose I do. I suppose I do.
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- 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,944
- It all goes by in a flash, pal.
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- 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,698
- I mean, trust me, one day you'll wake up
- and go, "Where the hell did it all go?"
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- 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,869
- For the next time you
- wanna get a little crazy.
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- 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,205
- All right. Thanks.
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- 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,916
- -So, just the elk steaks?
- -That'll do it.
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- 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:18,253
- Tell that pretty little wife of yours
- she has excellent taste.
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- Will do.
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- Old cedar and fresh flowers, I love it.
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- Love it!
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- 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,061
- Hey, Park, you mind doing me a favor?
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- 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,605
- Of course. What's up?
- 89
- 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,357
- You mind closing up tonight,
- running to the bank?
- 90
- 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,860
- What happened, your house on fire?
- 91
- 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,488
- I just wanna surprise Connie, you know?
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- Go home, grill up these steaks.
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- 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,452
- A nice bottle of wine.
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- Some flowers.
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- 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:54,623
- Breathe a little life.
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- Sweet, Maynard.
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- Yeah, I'll close up.
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- [Maynard] All right.
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- 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,047
- Great.
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- 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,299
- Great.
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- 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:08,345
- ["Jingle All the Way"
- Playing on radio]
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- 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:18,063
- ♪ Dashing through the snow
- In a one horse open sleigh ♪
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- ♪ O'er the fields we go
- Laughing all the way ♪
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- 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:27,072
- ♪ Bells on bob tails ring
- Making spirits bright ♪
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- Hey, honey.
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- 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:45,465
- Now don't have a heart attack,
- but I decided to cut out a little early.
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- 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,426
- Wanted to spend a nice,
- romantic evening with you.
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- 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:53,890
- I hope you're hungry, 'cause I got
- a little something special planned for us.
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- 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,477
- Connie, you here?
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- 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,981
- [soft howling]
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- 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:02,357
- No way.
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- 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,234
- Did she get a puppy?
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- 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,030
- [dog howling]
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- 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,619
- [Connie]
- Maynard?
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- 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,579
- Connie? What's going on?
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- 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,540
- What are you doing here?
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- In my home?
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- 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,211
- No, I mean now.
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- 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,672
- I wanted to surprise you.
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- 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,051
- [Sheriff Jack]
- You know, I'm just gonna take off.
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- 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:31,261
- Jack?
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- 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:34,097
- -Is that...? What's going on?
- -I can explain this.
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- 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:37,350
- You can explain
- why you're dressed up like a rabbit
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- 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,185
- and having sex with a squirrel?
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- 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,396
- -I'm a wolf.
- -We don't have sex.
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- 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,857
- That's right. According to the club,
- you can't even have sex.
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- 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:48,695
- -Club? What club is this?
- -Well, it's the kind of club where--
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- 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:51,156
- You-dress-up-like-a-squirrel-
- and-have-sex-my-wife club?
- 129
- 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,532
- I'm a wolf.
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- 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,367
- How many people are in the club?
- 131
- 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:58,413
- Well, in the tri-county area
- we got... what is it, 32?
- 132
- 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,833
- Look, I've been meaning
- to talk to you for a while.
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- 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,918
- A while?
- How long has this been going on?
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- 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:07,964
- That's not important, Maynard.
- What is important is that I'm bored.
- 135
- 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,176
- Get a hobby!
- Learn to knit, do macramé.
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- 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,470
- -Are you kidding me?
- -We don't do anything!
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- 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,848
- We don't go anywhere!
- I need some excitement in my life!
- 138
- 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:20,060
- So instead of talking to me about it,
- somewhere in your brain,
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- 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,895
- the thing that makes sense,
- is to go out
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- 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,022
- and have sex with a squirrel?
- 141
- 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,273
- I'm a wolf!
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- 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,442
- [howls]
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- 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:30,862
- Get it? It doesn't make any sense
- as a squirrel!
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- 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:31,988
- It's gotta be a wolf!
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- 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,615
- Jack, we have been friends forever.
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- 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:34,699
- I know.
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- 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,913
- That's why I'm gonna need
- to ask a favor of you.
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- 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,289
- Sure thing, whatever you need, buddy.
- 149
- 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,208
- You know, I'm kind of a big deal
- in this town
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- 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,419
- and don't think it'd be good
- if people knew I was a furry.
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- 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:48,379
- What's a furry?
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- 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,382
- Furry. It's this club we belong to.
- 153
- 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:54,719
- Well, don't 32 other people already know?
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- 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,722
- Seriously, Maynard, okay?
- I'm gonna need your word on this.
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- 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,979
- I think we need to take some time apart
- and think about what we really want.
- 156
- 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,739
- Maynard! Maynard! You're gonna
- have to keep a tight lip on this.
- 157
- 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,909
- I'm kind of a big deal around here.
- 158
- 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,747
- -Well, I am.
- -I know.
- 159
- 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,042
- ["We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
- with Alvin and the Chipmunks plays]
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- 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,754
- ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas
- We wish you a merry Christmas ♪
- 161
- 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,173
- ♪ And a happy new year ♪
- 162
- 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:38,680
- ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas
- And a happy new year ♪
- 163
- 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:43,685
- [chipmunks on radio]
- Merry Christmas everybody!
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- 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,198
- You're still here.
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- 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,951
- I was just about to call it a night.
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- 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,996
- That's why you're the best.
- 167
- 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,747
- Are you drunk?
- 168
- 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:11,004
- First time since my wedding night,
- and we all know how that turned out.
- 169
- 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,464
- I don't understand.
- What happened?
- 170
- 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,342
- Well...
- 171
- 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,888
- I went out to breathe some life...
- 172
- 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,850
- and then life decided
- to take a poop on my face.
- 173
- 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:27,937
- So, I ended up breathing poop instead.
- 174
- 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,857
- Rabbit and squirrel poop, to be precise.
- 175
- 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,276
- What? Maynard,
- you're not making any sense.
- 176
- 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,946
- You're right!
- Because he wasn't a squirrel.
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- 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,699
- He was a wolf!
- He's a wolf.
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- 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,161
- [howls in high pitch]
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- 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:48,166
- Doesn't work if he's a squirrel.
- It only works if he's a wolf.
- 180
- 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,127
- Sorry for the confusion.
- It was a wolf.
- 181
- 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,670
- Let's make you some coffee.
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- 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:56,382
- -No, I want my moonshine.
- -Okay.
- 183
- 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,176
- Bart gave me this.
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- 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,895
- This stuff is making me crazy.
- 185
- 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:12,023
- -No argument here.
- -It's okay, Parker.
- 186
- 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:17,779
- 'Cause you gotta get crazy sometime,
- because of the speeding little rock.
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- 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,955
- -You want some?
- -No, I think I'm good.
- 188
- 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,290
- Let's get you home.
- 189
- 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:33,711
- I don't have a home.
- 190
- 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:38,800
- Of course you do
- and Connie's gonna be worried sick.
- 191
- 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,134
- There's no Connie.
- 192
- 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:46,516
- She's been replaced
- by the Easter Bunny's evil twin
- 193
- 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,271
- She left me.
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- 00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:52,897
- What?
- 195
- 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,442
- Yeah.
- 196
- 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,363
- Oh, Maynard.
- 197
- 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,367
- I'm so sorry.
- 198
- 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,746
- Is there anything that...?
- 199
- 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,332
- Is there anything that I can...?
- 200
- 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,586
- No.
- 201
- 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,047
- I just wanna sit here.
- 202
- 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,259
- Let me take you back to my place.
- 203
- 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,511
- It's fine.
- 204
- 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,306
- It's fine.
- 205
- 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,142
- I just wanna be here alone...
- 206
- 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,937
- think about wolves, and rocks, and stuff.
- 207
- 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,398
- You sure you don't want me
- to stay with you?
- 208
- 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,525
- Let me ask you a question.
- 209
- 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,235
- This is very important.
- 210
- 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:40,778
- Okay.
- 211
- 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,532
- Do you belong to a furry sex club?
- 212
- 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,743
- I think you'll be fine by yourself.
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- 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,371
- -It's important to me.
- -Yeah.
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- 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,916
- I don't want you to wind up
- like a furry animal sex freak.
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- 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,461
- I'm gonna come back
- first thing in the morning, okay?
- 216
- 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,088
- And you do me a favor and get some rest.
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- 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,716
- Okay?
- 218
- 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,024
- [howls]
- 219
- 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,236
- You were right, my friend.
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- 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,449
- Here's to going crazy.
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- 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,392
- All right...
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- 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,437
- I'll play freaky forest animals with ya.
- 223
- 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:05,840
- You know what a gorilla
- would do to a bunny,
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- 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,718
- or a squirrel, or whatever?
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- 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,929
- Eat them alive!
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- 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,791
- [Parker] Maynard? [gasps]
- 227
- 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,752
- Oh! Maynard, you should get up!
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- 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,838
- Okay? I'll just-- I'll shut the door.
- 229
- 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,089
- Bunny.
- 230
- 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:48,674
- Squirrels.
- 231
- 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,134
- Gorilla.
- 232
- 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,016
- What are all these people doing here?
- 233
- 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,101
- [announcer on radio]
- And now, for a story on a...
- 234
- 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,102
- You gotta see this.
- 235
- 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,814
- We go out live to Stacy Gutierrez
- for a special report.
- 236
- 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,858
- -Stacy.
- -Thanks, John.
- 237
- 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,070
- Hi, this is Stacy Gutierrez,
- 238
- 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:14,867
- live in front of the once thriving,
- but now abandoned, Pottersville Mill.
- 239
- 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,245
- I'm here with the local townsfolk
- 240
- 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:22,416
- who claim to have witnessed what
- they're calling, well, a Bigfoot sighting.
- 241
- 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,794
- So, tell me, what did you see?
- 242
- 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,296
- Well, we were all out in the woods
- smoking a...
- 243
- 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,631
- You know, hanging out.
- 244
- 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,175
- When all of a sudden
- this big, huge, hairy thing
- 245
- 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,969
- comes running by, screaming.
- 246
- 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,304
- We were like,
- "Hey, how stoned are you?"
- 247
- 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:42,645
- And then we realized we all saw it,
- and we were like... "cool."
- 248
- 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:46,274
- I was upstairs dozing off
- when I heard her scream.
- 249
- 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:49,443
- I heard this ruckus in the backyard
- and looked out the window
- 250
- 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,488
- and I saw this... thing,
- chasing a bunny.
- 251
- 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,365
- [man]
- I come running down the stairs,
- 252
- 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,827
- turned on the back porch lights
- and there it was.
- 253
- 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,496
- We saw it. Squatch.
- 254
- 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,374
- [Stacy Gutierrez] You've lived here
- your entire life, correct?
- 255
- 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,209
- [man] Yes, ma'am, I have.
- 256
- 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,232
- [Gutierrez] Have you ever seen
- anything like this before?
- 257
- 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,965
- No, ma'am. Like the kid said,
- it was a big, hairy thing.
- 258
- 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,010
- Sort of half man, half gorilla.
- 259
- 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,555
- You know, like them cavemen
- you see in the picture books...
- 260
- 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,974
- that ain't quite evolved yet.
- 261
- 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,311
- And all that chasing the bunny
- must have made him pretty thirsty,
- 262
- 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:27,440
- 'cause he was out there in our
- little boy peeing fountain drinking.
- 263
- 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,027
- I mean, literally, the little boy
- was peeing right in his mouth.
- 264
- 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,153
- [Gutierrez]
- Then what happened?
- 265
- 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,406
- [man] Then he just disappeared
- into the darkness.
- 266
- 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,742
- -There you have it, John.
- -Can you believe that?
- 267
- 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,911
- -A pretty incredible story.
- -Yeah, that's something.
- 268
- 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,747
- Bigfoot, right here, in our own backyard.
- 269
- 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,750
- I might have to come up there to try
- and catch a glimpse of him myself.
- 270
- 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,876
- That sucks.
- 271
- 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,711
- -[Gutierrez] You should!
- -[both laugh]
- 272
- 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,338
- I'll be right back.
- 273
- 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,048
- Is everything...?
- 274
- 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,009
- Sir, I'm sorry.
- Can you pick up, please?
- 275
- 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,136
- Is he here?
- 276
- 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,555
- We have a bit of an emergency
- going on right now, Maynard.
- 277
- 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,349
- Trust me, he's gonna
- want to hear about this.
- 278
- 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,684
- All right. Go ahead.
- 279
- 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,769
- Ma'am, can you repeat that, please?
- 280
- 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:48,604
- Sure. Absolutely.
- 281
- 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:57,029
- Yeah, well, we could either do it here
- in my office, or go out to Phoebe's Knob.
- 282
- 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,614
- Four o'clock. Thank you.
- 283
- 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,367
- I was gonna talk to you, man, I promise,
- 284
- 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,078
- but things are nuts
- around here this morning.
- 285
- 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:05,287
- Yeah.
- 286
- 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,416
- Maynard, I'm not
- having an affair with Connie.
- 287
- 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,876
- It's just about the club.
- 288
- 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,754
- I mean, hell, that could've been anybody
- from the club up in your bedroom.
- 289
- 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,133
- Thanks. I feel a lot better now.
- 290
- 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,051
- There's nothing romantic.
- I'd never do that.
- 291
- 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,345
- It's just about the costumes.
- 292
- 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,432
- Speaking of costumes...
- 293
- 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,851
- Sheriff, sorry to interrupt,
- 294
- 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:30,312
- but there's a producer from
- some television show on the phone for you.
- 295
- 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,816
- Thanks, Tammy.
- Look, I've gotta take this. But...
- 296
- 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,401
- We're okay, right?
- 297
- 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:38,654
- Hey, I'm never gonna
- rub the bunny again. I promise.
- 298
- 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,824
- -I gotta show you something.
- -I gotta take this.
- 299
- 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,909
- Everybody's apeshit
- over this Bigfoot business.
- 300
- 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,245
- Later, okay? We'll talk later, all right?
- 301
- 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,750
- Hello. Yeah, this is Sheriff Clark.
- 302
- 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,710
- -Okay.
- -Yeah.
- 303
- 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:53,836
- Hi, how are you?
- 304
- 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,715
- Good to hear your voice as well.
- 305
- 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:03,012
- Well, let's see.
- Maybe we can make something work...
- 306
- 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,482
- Just the man we were looking for.
- 307
- 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,275
- We were wondering
- if you could do us a favor.
- 308
- 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:19,695
- Now, we've been researching this whole
- Bigfoot thing, and people really love him.
- 309
- 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:20,654
- It's true.
- 310
- 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,241
- He's been around for centuries,
- and people on every continent
- 311
- 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,995
- and that speak every language,
- they just can't get enough of this guy.
- 312
- 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,790
- Yeah, so we've decided to get
- into the Bigfoot business.
- 313
- 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:34,168
- We're gonna start this
- whole cottage industry...
- 314
- 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,713
- Bigfoot t-shirts, hats, bumper stickers,
- baby onesies, you name it.
- 315
- 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,175
- Everything. We were just wondering
- if we could sell some stuff in your store?
- 316
- 00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,136
- So, what do you think?
- 317
- 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,602
- Sure, fellas.
- Whatever you need.
- 318
- 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,313
- Awesome.
- 319
- 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,481
- Thanks.
- 320
- 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,653
- -Hey.
- -Hey.
- 321
- 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,114
- I was wanting to talk to you
- about last night. I've been thinking--
- 322
- 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:06,492
- I know we need to talk, Maynard,
- I just can't right now.
- 323
- 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:07,952
- I've got something to do.
- 324
- 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,372
- -What's more important than--
- -Bigfoot.
- 325
- 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,250
- Seriously? You believe in all that?
- 326
- 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,043
- Are you kidding me?
- 327
- 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,670
- I love it.
- 328
- 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,714
- It's the most exciting thing
- to happen to this town for decades.
- 329
- 00:22:32,532 --> 00:22:34,144
- [Connie, voice-over]
- It's is the most exciting thing
- 330
- 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:35,768
- to happen to this town for decades.
- 331
- 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,815
- [Bart, voice-over] Stuck standing
- behind this counter.
- 332
- 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:38,983
- You need to get out, Maynard!
- 333
- 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,734
- [Tony]
- Just the man we were looking for.
- 334
- 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:43,279
- [Norm] ...this whole Bigfoot thing,
- and people really love him.
- 335
- 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,531
- [Sheriff Jack] Everybody's apeshit
- over this Bigfoot business.
- 336
- 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,367
- [TV announcer] Wow. Bigfoot, right here,
- in our own backyard.
- 337
- 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,370
- ["Sleigh Ride"
- with the Andrews Sisters plays]
- 338
- 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:56,208
- ♪ We're going on a sleigh ride
- All together, let’s go get in ♪
- 339
- 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:04,550
- ♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling,
- Ring ting tingling too ♪
- 340
- 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,177
- ♪ Come on its lovely weather
- For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
- 341
- 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:08,846
- [Gutierrez]
- How tall would you say that he was?
- 342
- 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,557
- I saw him from the front
- and he was big.
- 343
- 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:14,184
- ♪ ... And friends are calling
- "Yoo hoo" ♪
- 344
- 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:19,106
- ♪ Come on its lovely weather
- For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
- 345
- 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,901
- ♪ Giddy up, giddy up
- Giddy up, let's go ♪
- 346
- 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,153
- Just more of grunts or growls?
- 347
- 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:25,863
- It's like Sasquatch language.
- 348
- 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:30,075
- ♪ We're riding in
- A wonderland of snow ♪
- 349
- 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,869
- Thank you, ladies.
- Enjoy your stay in Pottersville.
- 350
- 00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:35,581
- ♪ Giddy up it's grand
- Just holding your hand ♪
- 351
- 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:39,877
- ♪ As we glide along, sing a song
- Of a wintry fairy land ♪
- 352
- 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:43,964
- ♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy
- And comfy cozy are we ♪
- 353
- 00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:47,635
- [Bigfoot screams]
- 354
- 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:53,849
- ♪ Let's take that road before us
- And sing a chorus or two ♪
- 355
- 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:58,562
- ♪ Come on its lovely weather
- For a sleigh ride together with you ♪
- 356
- 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,402
- Merry Christmas, Bigfoot!
- 357
- 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,121
- If this keeps up,
- we're gonna need to hire some help.
- 358
- 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,792
- It's kind of nice, isn't it?
- All these new people visiting the town?
- 359
- 00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:22,836
- Oh my God! Guys! Come quick!
- 360
- 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,005
- -What's going on?
- -Come on! You're not gonna believe it!
- 361
- 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,686
- Brock!
- 362
- 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,273
- Monsters are here!
- 363
- 00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:44,525
- Land it here!
- 364
- 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,154
- Who's that?
- 365
- 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:52,616
- You've never seen his show?
- Oh, it's awesome.
- 366
- 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,952
- Each week he goes after some monster...
- 367
- 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,163
- Loch Ness, Chupacabra,
- the Abominable Snowman.
- 368
- 00:24:58,664 --> 00:24:59,957
- This dude's amazing!
- 369
- 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:07,172
- There's a rumor floating around that
- there may be a Sasquatch in these parts.
- 370
- 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,426
- Exactly. Follow me on Twitter.
- 371
- 00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:18,017
- For starters, let's see a show of hands...
- 372
- 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,645
- How many of you
- have actually seen the Squatch?
- 373
- 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,941
- Wow. What about you, love?
- What exactly did you see?
- 374
- 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,403
- I was about to get in my car
- and whoosh...
- 375
- 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:30,696
- he ran right in front of me.
- 376
- 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,531
- He must have been ten feet tall.
- 377
- 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,700
- -He was as big as a tree.
- -Three meters.
- 378
- 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,995
- I saw him out at Grasshopper Hill,
- and if Millie says he was ten feet tall,
- 379
- 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:41,081
- I gotta say he was even bigger.
- I think he was as big as a house.
- 380
- 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,169
- Did Connie enjoy her elk?
- 381
- 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,798
- Well, she's been enjoying
- all kinds of animals lately.
- 382
- 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,765
- From everything I've heard,
- it sounds to me
- 383
- 00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,851
- like we should start our search
- at the Grasshopper Hill.
- 384
- 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:04,229
- If any of you would like to join us,
- despite the peril,
- 385
- 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:05,773
- we could use your help.
- 386
- 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,316
- I could form a search party.
- 387
- 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:09,860
- Much obliged, sheriff. Cheers.
- 388
- 00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:11,153
- Cheers back to you.
- 389
- 00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:13,405
- I'm a huge fan of you.
- 390
- 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:16,325
- I'm gonna get you an autograph.
- Remind me to get him an autograph.
- 391
- 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,286
- -Don't forget.
- -Oh my God.
- 392
- 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,414
- Well, well, this is quite a turn out.
- 393
- 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:25,584
- Sheriff, if you don't mind.
- 394
- 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:32,216
- All right folks, I want you to
- spread out and form a single-file line.
- 395
- 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,885
- A single-file line, people.
- 396
- 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:36,595
- Now, these are not toys.
- 397
- 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:38,597
- Not a toy. All right?
- 398
- 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:43,060
- These are only to be used if you find
- something or run into some evidence.
- 399
- 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:46,188
- And if you do, make sure
- you don't touch anything.
- 400
- 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,898
- Do not touch anything.
- 401
- 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,943
- -Is there an echo out here?
- -Sorry.
- 402
- 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,152
- Showtime.
- 403
- 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,867
- One for you and for you, nice lady.
- 404
- 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,809
- [whistle blows]
- 405
- 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:28,897
- What did you find?
- 406
- 00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:31,150
- Well, I saw this, but I didn't know if...
- 407
- 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:34,236
- Dang it, Jasper, it's just a dead deer.
- 408
- 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,073
- Did I not tell you
- that these were not toys?
- 409
- 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:39,283
- I know, but...
- 410
- 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,577
- Are you stoned, Jasper?
- 411
- 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:44,204
- Because I swear, I will drag you
- down to the station,
- 412
- 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:47,791
- -and I will drug test your butt.
- -He will drug test your butt.
- 413
- 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,377
- Wait, wait, look here.
- 414
- 00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,385
- That is very interesting, isn't it?
- 415
- 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,013
- Very interesting indeed.
- 416
- 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,058
- Do you see how the leg
- is snapped back there?
- 417
- 00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:10,063
- -Only a Squatch would do that.
- -Or a hole.
- 418
- 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:11,565
- What's that, then?
- 419
- 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:15,194
- Probably stepped in a hole,
- broke its leg and died from exposure.
- 420
- 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:23,035
- For your information,
- this type of injury is mostly seen
- 421
- 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,246
- amongst the deer of the
- Mt. Tamborine region of Queensland,
- 422
- 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,290
- caused by the Australian Yowie.
- 423
- 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:30,959
- I have heard of rare instances
- 424
- 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,503
- where it's been done
- by its North American cousin...
- 425
- 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:35,589
- The Bigfoot.
- 426
- 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,884
- But I've never seen it before
- with my own eyes...
- 427
- 00:28:39,593 --> 00:28:40,719
- until right now.
- 428
- 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:46,183
- So, thanks for the input, mate, but...
- I think I'm the expert here.
- 429
- 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:48,644
- Now, now.
- 430
- 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,396
- This was definitely a Squatch.
- 431
- 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:57,069
- Spike, we'll go one more
- as a promo, yeah?
- 432
- 00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:59,529
- -Great idea.
- -Keep me in like a cowboy, yeah?
- 433
- 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:00,572
- You got me?
- 434
- 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:01,865
- Three, two...
- 435
- 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,829
- There's definitely
- a Squatch in these woods.
- 436
- 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,918
- One more. I'm gonna do the spectacles
- because it's kind of neat.
- 437
- 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:14,920
- Change up.
- 438
- 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,213
- Three, two...
- 439
- 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,300
- There's definitely
- a Squatch in these woods.
- 440
- 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:23,470
- I didn't love that one.
- I'm gonna go one more time. And...
- 441
- 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,641
- Really be with me on when "There's
- a Squatch in the woods," yeah?
- 442
- 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:29,101
- All right.
- 443
- 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:31,979
- Action.
- 444
- 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,898
- There's definitely
- a Squatch in these woods.
- 445
- 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:37,693
- -That one. Great.
- -Yeah.
- 446
- 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,319
- Now where do we get a Foster's?
- 447
- 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:43,240
- Foster's. It's Australian for beer.
- 448
- 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,284
- Oh, beer.
- 449
- 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,037
- So, what do you do now, Mr. Masterson?
- 450
- 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,789
- Now we must track the beast.
- 451
- 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:55,335
- We must venture out at night.
- Alone. That's very important.
- 452
- 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:59,381
- The Squatch is a primarily
- nocturnal creature.
- 453
- 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:01,591
- It will be incredibly dangerous,
- 454
- 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:07,222
- but we must strive to get some
- film or photographic evidence of it.
- 455
- 00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:09,308
- So, are we actually gonna be on TV?
- 456
- 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:12,686
- Unless anybody's got a problem
- with this town being... famous.
- 457
- 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:20,277
- I'm not sure how many of you saw
- my adventure into to the Himalaya
- 458
- 00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:22,237
- to search of the Yeti?
- 459
- 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,363
- You were so brave.
- 460
- 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:29,077
- Do you ever dress up like
- the animals you're in search of?
- 461
- 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,413
- You know, like camouflage?
- 462
- 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:34,916
- Can't say that I have,
- but I like your thinking.
- 463
- 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:38,170
- Somebody get me a net,
- I think I found a mermaid.
- 464
- 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:40,881
- She's not. She's got legs.
- 465
- 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:46,011
- I wrote a little song
- about my quest for the Yeti,
- 466
- 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,847
- and I don't suppose you'd like me
- to play for you right now, would you?
- 467
- 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,098
- No, I couldn't.
- 468
- 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,731
- This is dedicated to Nelson Mandela.
- 469
- 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,069
- Sorry.
- 470
- 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,029
- Always chokes me up. Thank you.
- 471
- 00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:08,742
- -Hey, I need to--
- -Not now, Maynard.
- 472
- 00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:10,535
- Brock is about to sing.
- 473
- 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,541
- [Brock Masterson singing]
- ♪ I took a trek on the outer ridge ♪
- 474
- 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,960
- ♪ Saw many amazing things ♪
- 475
- 00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:21,755
- ♪ I crossed land and water and bridge ♪
- 476
- 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,175
- ♪ Like a bird without its wings ♪
- 477
- 00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:27,844
- ♪ And then days and days of searching ♪
- 478
- 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:29,846
- ♪ All hope was lost in sight ♪
- 479
- 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,391
- ♪ My body tired and lurching ♪
- 480
- 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:36,269
- ♪ I gathered up my might ♪
- 481
- 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:41,608
- ♪ And there it was in the distance ♪
- 482
- 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:44,611
- ♪ Wandering amongst the trees ♪
- 483
- 00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,572
- ♪ It left me in a magical trance ♪
- 484
- 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:52,577
- ♪ My one and only Yeti ♪
- 485
- 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,538
- ♪ Oh my Yeti ♪
- 486
- 00:31:56,123 --> 00:32:00,001
- ♪ You strange and wonderful beast ♪
- 487
- 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,880
- ♪ Oh Yeti
- Oh Yeti ♪
- 488
- 00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:06,425
- ♪ Oh my Yeti ♪
- 489
- 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,094
- ♪ We shared one moment ♪
- 490
- 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,013
- ♪ At least ♪
- 491
- 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:16,184
- There's a lot more verses,
- but I'm not gonna bore you with that.
- 492
- 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,603
- I couldn't possibly.
- 493
- 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:22,149
- I did write a poem about the Chupacabra.
- 494
- 00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:24,109
- [loud screeching]
- 495
- 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,074
- Now, you all know who I am.
- 496
- 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:33,535
- What I do for a living.
- 497
- 00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:36,204
- If you really wanna
- put this town on the map...
- 498
- 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:39,332
- be world famous,
- flooded with tourists...
- 499
- 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:43,420
- We gotta be the first to catch
- this Bigfoot, or Squatch,
- 500
- 00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:45,338
- or Yeti... whatever you call it.
- 501
- 00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:47,632
- Well, I'll catch this bird for you,
- but it won't be easy.
- 502
- 00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:51,386
- It won't be like catching a squirrel
- or a cute little bunny rabbit.
- 503
- 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,555
- And it won't be pleasant.
- 504
- 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,099
- But you all gotta make up your minds
- about something.
- 505
- 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:59,478
- I mean, do you wanna go back
- to being the same old, boring town,
- 506
- 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:03,440
- or be the Pottersville that
- the whole world knows about?
- 507
- 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,693
- 'Cause I'll find him. I'll catch him.
- 508
- 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:11,281
- And it'll give you a hell of a lot more
- than one TV show.
- 509
- 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:16,703
- Thanks Bart,
- we'll take that into consideration.
- 510
- 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:21,208
- Think about it.
- 511
- 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,627
- Let me know.
- 512
- 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:25,295
- Sheriff.
- 513
- 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,465
- Mr. Singing Television Man.
- 514
- 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:31,343
- Ladies and gentlemen.
- 515
- 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:43,730
- Connie, please don't say anything.
- 516
- 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,942
- Okay? I just need you to sit there
- for a moment and listen to me.
- 517
- 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,240
- I'm Bigfoot.
- 518
- 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:57,160
- I know-- I know it sounds crazy, but I am.
- 519
- 00:33:57,410 --> 00:34:01,456
- I mean, I'm not, obviously.
- Really, it's just a costume.
- 520
- 00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:06,836
- You know how you said you loved it?
- 521
- 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,465
- And you said you needed
- some excitement in your life, and...
- 522
- 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,468
- and this is the most exciting thing
- to happen for years?
- 523
- 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:17,389
- That's why I did it.
- I did it for you.
- 524
- 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:21,643
- I did it for all Pottersville.
- 525
- 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:28,858
- Now I just need to keep this thing going
- long enough until they get their show.
- 526
- 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:33,572
- So many people have their heart set on it.
- 527
- 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,198
- I can't let them down.
- 528
- 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,205
- I just thought you should know.
- 529
- 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,576
- -Hey, Ali?
- -Yeah?
- 530
- 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,370
- Can you find out if there's a place
- in town that does eyebrow threading?
- 531
- 00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:24,581
- -Oh, yeah.
- -I'd like them tweaked a little bit.
- 532
- 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,124
- Okay. Shall we? Yeah?
- 533
- 00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,960
- I will bite it off if you do that again.
- I'll bite the hand clean off.
- 534
- 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:31,046
- -Swallow it.
- -Please don't touch him.
- 535
- 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:32,839
- Thanks.
- 536
- 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:34,841
- Good luck to cowboy. Yeah?
- 537
- 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,343
- -The opening?
- -We're set.
- 538
- 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,053
- We'll do the whole opening from the top.
- 539
- 00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:40,555
- And in three, two, one.
- I'm coming in hot.
- 540
- 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:42,307
- We get our first shot. And...
- 541
- 00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:47,562
- Here we are out at Grasshopper Hill,
- amidst the flora and fauna,
- 542
- 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,399
- where there have been
- numerous reports of a Sasquatch.
- 543
- 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:52,984
- Well, we've all...
- 544
- 00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:58,031
- What are you doing?
- 545
- 00:35:58,865 --> 00:35:59,991
- I'm sorry?
- 546
- 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:01,618
- You're sorry?
- 547
- 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:06,289
- You're sorry? You're... in my eye line
- when I'm doing the intro of my lifetime.
- 548
- 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:11,294
- Maybe the greatest intro ever
- and I've got you in my eye line with this.
- 549
- 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:13,922
- What's that?
- Are you a professional?
- 550
- 00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:15,340
- -Yeah.
- -Yeah?
- 551
- 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,594
- -I was--
- -Why don't you use your head, mate?
- 552
- 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,805
- -What were you doing?
- -I was--
- 553
- 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,431
- I was...
- 554
- 00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,601
- -I was checking the light.
- -Checking the light.
- 555
- 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:30,897
- He's checking the light.
- How was it?
- 556
- 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:32,440
- How's the light?
- 557
- 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,652
- -'Cause the show now is rubbish.
- -I'm sorry.
- 558
- 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,320
- -He's sorry.
- -It won't happen again.
- 559
- 00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:38,905
- Sorry and it won't happen again.
- 560
- 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,325
- It will not happen again,
- 561
- 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,537
- because I'll use your butt
- as Bigfoot bait, okay?
- 562
- 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,163
- -It won't happen again.
- -It won't happen again.
- 563
- 00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:49,207
- Ready? Shall we try it again?
- 564
- 00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:52,627
- Without this idiot in my shot?
- Okay. Ready?
- 565
- 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,295
- Best show ever. Here we go.
- 566
- 00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:58,925
- First positions. Everybody knows
- where they're supposed to be. Okay.
- 567
- 00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:06,933
- I'm gonna prep it and come in hot.
- Coming in hot. Okay.
- 568
- 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,227
- Three, two, one.
- 569
- 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,272
- We're out here at Grasshopper Hill.
- 570
- 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:15,358
- Let's switch on the night vision.
- 571
- 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:18,194
- And see if this Squatch
- wants to come out and dance.
- 572
- 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,744
- There is an interesting detail...
- 573
- 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:31,624
- which is that the Squatch,
- particularly the North American Squatch,
- 574
- 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:34,335
- he's drawn to wood.
- 575
- 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:39,632
- And the reason being because
- the wood has so much sap in it...
- 576
- 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:41,676
- it's got tons and tons of sap,
- 577
- 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:44,512
- and the Squatch feeds on this sap,
- 578
- 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:47,682
- to feed its powerful libido.
- 579
- 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,186
- Let's see if we can draw him out.
- 580
- 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,563
- Come out, come out, wherever you are.
- 581
- 00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:00,069
- Come out for sap.
- 582
- 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,161
- Did you hear the rustle?
- We've got something.
- 583
- 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:14,334
- I think we've got something.
- 584
- 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:19,839
- Let's see...
- 585
- 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:23,968
- if we can get this Squatch
- to respond to our claps.
- 586
- 00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:30,809
- The Squatch is inclined to mimic us,
- its human cousin.
- 587
- 00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:34,729
- Let's see if it will mimic my claps.
- 588
- 00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:47,951
- We'll go again.
- 589
- 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:51,287
- Come out and dance, Squatch.
- Come out and dance.
- 590
- 00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:58,211
- We've got something.
- 591
- 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,380
- Okay. Selfie stick.
- 592
- 00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:04,759
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- I, Brock Masterson,
- 593
- 00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:08,429
- here at Grasshopper Hill,
- shall now attempt
- 594
- 00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:11,599
- to communicate with the Squatch.
- 595
- 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:17,105
- [howls]
- 596
- 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,818
- [Bigfoot growls]
- 597
- 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:27,156
- Wilkins, okay, best work ever,
- but you're way too close.
- 598
- 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:28,533
- Back it off a little, please.
- 599
- 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:32,078
- -That wasn't me.
- -Okay. Very, very funny, mate.
- 600
- 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,789
- You sound great, but it's way too close
- so back it off,
- 601
- 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,916
- and, like, 50 percent of that, okay?
- 602
- 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,711
- I'm telling you that wasn't me, I swear.
- 603
- 00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:44,007
- Wilkins?
- 604
- 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:48,303
- Wilkins?
- 605
- 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:51,806
- I think there's something really out here.
- 606
- 00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:53,474
- What?
- 607
- 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:57,437
- I don't know, but it just ran past me
- and he's heading in your direction.
- 608
- 00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,606
- [Bigfoot growls]
- 609
- 00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,318
- [scared panting]
- 610
- 00:40:06,195 --> 00:40:07,780
- I don't think they got their picture.
- 611
- 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,622
- Great. I'm all packed,
- we'll get the hell out of here.
- 612
- 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:18,207
- You can cut the Brock routine,
- it's only me.
- 613
- 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:20,001
- -Where's your stuff?
- -I've been thinking...
- 614
- 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,670
- -I just talked to the network...
- -No...
- 615
- 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:25,548
- I'm done with this nonsense
- 616
- 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:28,134
- and this ridiculous
- third-rate cable TV show
- 617
- 00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:30,511
- that, by the way,
- is just barely beating the Family Feud.
- 618
- 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:32,347
- -Just hear me out.
- -No. Ain't gonna happen, okay?
- 619
- 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:35,391
- Are you nuts? I'm not gonna let my ass
- get eaten by Bigfoot, or Sasquatch,
- 620
- 00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:37,018
- or whatever the hell thing
- is out in the woods.
- 621
- 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:39,187
- -I will not let that happen.
- -Did you see that thing?
- 622
- 00:40:39,896 --> 00:40:43,107
- Obviously, I wouldn't have done this
- if I thought Bigfoot was real.
- 623
- 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:44,275
- Calm down.
- 624
- 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:45,777
- This is what we do.
- 625
- 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:48,529
- We get that local hunter guy,
- you know, with the fingernails...
- 626
- 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:51,407
- -Are you nuts?
- -I talked to network, they love the idea.
- 627
- 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:55,495
- Think about it, not only
- does it make a great show,
- 628
- 00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,830
- but if he actually catches Bigfoot...
- 629
- 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,209
- You mean, if I actually catch Bigfoot.
- 630
- 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:05,171
- Right, if you catch Bigfoot,
- 631
- 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:09,926
- you will be the biggest star in the world.
- 632
- 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,221
- -You really think so?
- -Are you kidding me?
- 633
- 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,515
- It would be the greatest moment
- in television history.
- 634
- 00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:18,768
- So, I think what you mean is...
- 635
- 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:21,729
- it would get me off this stupid show,
- right?
- 636
- 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,148
- I mean, if I catch Bigfoot,
- that's our biggest episode ever.
- 637
- 00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:25,400
- No way to top that.
- 638
- 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,443
- Perfect time to retire Brock.
- 639
- 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:29,696
- Blaze of glory.
- 640
- 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:34,242
- -Start doing movies like we talked about.
- -That's what I'm saying.
- 641
- 00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:36,369
- So what do you think?
- 642
- 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,497
- Crikey!
- 643
- 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:44,919
- I know. This face
- is such a movie face, right?
- 644
- 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,212
- Such good face.
- 645
- 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:48,506
- Yeah?
- 646
- 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:50,008
- Bart, it's me.
- 647
- 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,676
- Who the hell is me?
- 648
- 00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:53,386
- It's me, Bart. It's Jack.
- 649
- 00:41:56,014 --> 00:41:57,140
- The sheriff.
- 650
- 00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:00,226
- If you've come for my still,
- you can piss off.
- 651
- 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,437
- I'm not here for the still, Bart.
- 652
- 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,148
- Look, I got a couple of people out here
- who wanna talk to you.
- 653
- 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:07,692
- People from the TV studio.
- 654
- 00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:12,864
- Hi.
- 655
- 00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:17,160
- -What do you want?
- -We want you to help us catch Bigfoot.
- 656
- 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,454
- How much?
- 657
- 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,956
- We can pay you 5,000 dollars.
- 658
- 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:26,669
- Five thousand to go with you,
- 10,000 to find him and catch him.
- 659
- 00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:33,718
- -Fine.
- -And we do it my way.
- 660
- 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,887
- -Meaning what?
- -We go alone.
- 661
- 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,139
- You and me alone in the woods?
- 662
- 00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:41,434
- What about the crew?
- We have a whole show to shoot.
- 663
- 00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:42,894
- I suggest you bring your camera.
- 664
- 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:44,270
- Not quite that simple, mate.
- 665
- 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,272
- -We can figure it out.
- -There's hair and makeup and such.
- 666
- 00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:48,941
- We're not going to catch imps and fairies.
- We're going out to catch--
- 667
- 00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:50,526
- You know what? I'm coming with.
- 668
- 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:51,986
- -The hell you are.
- -Actually, wait.
- 669
- 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:54,238
- I think-- that, actually,
- is a very good idea.
- 670
- 00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:56,282
- Bart, I'm the sheriff, okay?
- 671
- 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,409
- And if we're gonna catch Bigfoot,
- I'm gonna be there.
- 672
- 00:42:58,534 --> 00:42:59,744
- It's a great idea.
- 673
- 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:02,413
- Alright, the three of us.
- 674
- 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,210
- We ain't opening a beauty parlor.
- By the truck in ten.
- 675
- 00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:09,087
- Go on.
- 676
- 00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:10,171
- Ten minutes by the truck.
- 677
- 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:11,672
- We love your house.
- 678
- 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:17,011
- [Brock] Couldn't be a beauty parlor
- under the circumstances.
- 679
- 00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:19,097
- I just don't understand
- even the reference.
- 680
- 00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:24,519
- Keep the change.
- Don't worry about it.
- 681
- 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,854
- Gee, thanks.
- Enjoy your stay in Pottersville.
- 682
- 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,022
- Let's go, boys.
- 683
- 00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:40,827
- [woman] I suppose the next thing
- you're gonna tell me
- 684
- 00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:42,703
- is that you had lunch with Bigfoot.
- 685
- 00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:44,664
- Did he ask for his pants back?
- 686
- 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:45,873
- [woman #2]
- Are you calling me fat?
- 687
- 00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:49,752
- -If the shoe fits--
- -Ladies, what in the world?
- 688
- 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:52,588
- She's trying to say that
- she's seen Bigfoot more than I have.
- 689
- 00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:56,342
- But everybody knows
- she's just trying to get on the show.
- 690
- 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:57,718
- All right, that's enough.
- 691
- 00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:00,638
- You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
- 692
- 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,727
- Good Lord, what is going on around here?
- 693
- 00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:09,939
- Thank you.
- 694
- 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:14,694
- Step right up, folks, get your brand new
- Bigfoot merchandise.
- 695
- 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:18,197
- That's right.
- Get it while we still have a Bigfoot.
- 696
- 00:44:18,281 --> 00:44:19,991
- What did you mean,
- "while we still have a Bigfoot"?
- 697
- 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:21,868
- Because of Bart.
- 698
- 00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:24,203
- -What about him?
- -You didn't hear?
- 699
- 00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:26,038
- They're putting him on Monster Finder.
- 700
- 00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:27,623
- What?
- 701
- 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:31,043
- You know Bart, if anybody
- can catch Bigfoot, it's him.
- 702
- 00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:32,587
- -Let's get these unpacked.
- -Okay.
- 703
- 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:34,547
- You got it.
- 704
- 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:40,428
- Guns, huh?
- 705
- 00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:45,808
- How the hell did you think we were gonna
- catch him, with a big butterfly net?
- 706
- 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:49,020
- Oh, yeah. We can't kill it, right?
- 707
- 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,980
- Just tranq' guns, Brock.
- 708
- 00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:52,607
- Make him go beddie-byes.
- 709
- 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:54,734
- Right, tranq’ guns.
- 710
- 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,695
- -Tranq' guns, Eileen, I knew that.
- -What?
- 711
- 00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,822
- I was testing you guys.
- Of course they are tranq’ guns.
- 712
- 00:44:59,906 --> 00:45:02,909
- Sheriff, would you be a doll?
- I got a bit of a Yoga injury.
- 713
- 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,996
- I got a Yoga injury. Thank you.
- 714
- 00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:09,457
- Thanks, lovely.
- 715
- 00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:15,421
- I wish they'd find whoever's doing it
- and just be done with it already.
- 716
- 00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:16,547
- Doing what?
- 717
- 00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:17,965
- Pretending to be Bigfoot.
- 718
- 00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:21,552
- How do you know
- it's someone pretending?
- 719
- 00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:23,012
- [laughs]
- 720
- 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,264
- Because there's no such thing
- as a Bigfoot.
- 721
- 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:27,058
- Hmm.
- 722
- 00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:32,396
- What's all that crap?
- 723
- 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,357
- Just a few essentials.
- Some night vision.
- 724
- 00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:36,359
- Helmet cam, light meter.
- 725
- 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,945
- Pheromone spectrometer
- which is my own design.
- 726
- 00:45:39,028 --> 00:45:42,198
- It reads the pheromones
- of beasts or monsters.
- 727
- 00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:44,116
- You're so great, why do you need me?
- 728
- 00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:47,703
- -Jack, pick up that tent, would you?
- -Tent?
- 729
- 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:50,748
- Are we spending the night?
- 730
- 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,000
- What did you think,
- we were going for a couple hours,
- 731
- 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,795
- be back in time for you to watch
- Dancing with the Stars?
- 732
- 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,381
- This is a hunt, not a day at the spa.
- 733
- 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:01,133
- How long are we planning on staying?
- 734
- 00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:02,593
- Until we catch him!
- 735
- 00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:07,848
- Okay, Mr. Singing Dancing Television Man,
- times-a-wasting. Get in the car.
- 736
- 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:10,643
- What? You'll be fine.
- 737
- 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,562
- -You'll be fine.
- -Oh, my God.
- 738
- 00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:16,107
- I'll try and bring him back in one piece.
- 739
- 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:21,279
- Give me a break.
- 740
- 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:24,240
- I bet a dollar to a dime that
- 741
- 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:27,994
- it's just some prankster out there
- having a big laugh at our expense.
- 742
- 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:30,830
- But if it's a hoax,
- I don't think he's trying to be mean.
- 743
- 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:32,915
- Look at how happy he's made everybody.
- 744
- 00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:35,751
- At first, but the whole town has changed.
- 745
- 00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:38,713
- Now everyone is dying
- to get on that stupid TV show.
- 746
- 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:42,508
- I think they're just looking for something
- that gives them a little hope.
- 747
- 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:51,851
- So, if it's not really a Bigfoot,
- if it's just some guy pretending,
- 748
- 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:54,061
- what do you think they'll do to him
- if they catch him?
- 749
- 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:58,482
- Hell, knowing Bart, probably shoot him
- and hang his head on the wall.
- 750
- 00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:06,032
- I'll get him.
- 751
- 00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:11,787
- [Brock] I'm just outside of Pottersville,
- 752
- 00:47:12,038 --> 00:47:14,957
- where it is nine o'clock
- in the post meridian.
- 753
- 00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:19,503
- And, ladies and gentlemen, for the first
- time in Monster Finder history,
- 754
- 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:25,718
- this find has proven to be so treacherous
- that I am out here completely alone.
- 755
- 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:30,723
- Aided only by the sheriff,
- for legal reasons,
- 756
- 00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:32,767
- and a local guide...
- 757
- 00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:35,353
- who is quite curmudgeonly.
- 758
- 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:36,854
- What the hell is he doing?
- 759
- 00:47:39,065 --> 00:47:40,649
- I think he's filming his TV show.
- 760
- 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,860
- Is that thing gonna be on the whole time?
- 761
- 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:46,781
- Guys, please. I'm filming my show.
- That means I've gotta capture everything.
- 762
- 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:48,574
- Sorry.
- 763
- 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:50,951
- Can we watch?
- 764
- 00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:54,330
- Yes. In fact, I think you should watch,
- so you can get ready.
- 765
- 00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:55,706
- For what?
- 766
- 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:59,418
- For the Bigfoot, mate.
- For the Bigfoot.
- 767
- 00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:06,550
- Now, I shall try
- to communicate with the beast.
- 768
- 00:48:08,344 --> 00:48:12,056
- [yodels]
- 769
- 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,475
- You having bowel problems?
- 770
- 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:16,936
- I'm communicating with the Squatch.
- 771
- 00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:18,562
- By yodeling?
- 772
- 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:22,483
- -It's a mating call.
- -Oh. So you wanna hump Bigfoot?
- 773
- 00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:25,945
- It's a coyote.
- 774
- 00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:28,072
- That's his way of communicating with us.
- 775
- 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,448
- It's a coyote.
- 776
- 00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:30,699
- Very specifically...
- 777
- 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:36,038
- there's a Squatch
- pretending to be a coyote.
- 778
- 00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:37,540
- It just gets wilder.
- 779
- 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:39,333
- That's what the Squatch does.
- 780
- 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,626
- [coyote howls]
- 781
- 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:41,961
- See.
- 782
- 00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:44,046
- Definitely a coyote.
- 783
- 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:45,214
- Okay, fine.
- 784
- 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:48,509
- -That's for sure. It's a coyote.
- -Definitely a coyote.
- 785
- 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,845
- Fine...
- 786
- 00:48:51,971 --> 00:48:53,264
- Get out a secret weapon.
- 787
- 00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:55,182
- Secret weapon.
- 788
- 00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:59,061
- You gonna write another one of them
- Yeti love songs?
- 789
- 00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:04,859
- A secret weapon against the Squatch...
- is our humanity.
- 790
- 00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:09,989
- So we shall try to lure him in
- with the gift of melody.
- 791
- 00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:13,826
- Maybe we're gonna have one of them...
- Bigfoot hoe-downs.
- 792
- 00:49:13,909 --> 00:49:15,453
- I hope you got some more moonshine.
- 793
- 00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:19,707
- [howls a melody]
- 794
- 00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:32,344
- -What?
- -You're gonna wake the whole county.
- 795
- 00:49:32,428 --> 00:49:35,264
- -You think it's stupid, don't you?
- -No, I don't think you're stupid.
- 796
- 00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:38,893
- I just think maybe sometimes when it comes
- to thinking, you have bad luck.
- 797
- 00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:41,604
- I don't understand why it's not working.
- It worked perfectly last time.
- 798
- 00:49:53,032 --> 00:49:56,076
- I hear you, brother, but I've laid bait
- and tripwire around the perimeter,
- 799
- 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,745
- so we'll know when he's coming.
- 800
- 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,042
- Bait and tripwire.
- Is that safe?
- 801
- 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,794
- [howling]
- 802
- 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:13,052
- You okay?
- 803
- 00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:15,387
- Do you want me to do that?
- 804
- 00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:17,056
- No, I'm fine.
- 805
- 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:19,600
- You can take off if you want.
- 806
- 00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:21,352
- I'll wait till you're done.
- 807
- 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:24,438
- I'll get the bank bag,
- I can drop it off on my way home.
- 808
- 00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:27,107
- Great. Thanks.
- 809
- 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:08,357
- Thanks.
- 810
- 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:14,446
- What?
- 811
- 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:16,907
- Do you need anything else?
- 812
- 00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:20,244
- Nope, all good.
- 813
- 00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,204
- Thanks for doing it.
- 814
- 00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:25,708
- Good night, Maynard.
- 815
- 00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:53,652
- What the hell was that?
- 816
- 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:58,949
- -What am I supposed to do with this?
- -If you see Bigfoot, shoot him.
- 817
- 00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:07,416
- I've set up bait and tripwire
- around the perimeter of the camp,
- 818
- 00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:10,586
- and the tripwire has just been tripped.
- 819
- 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:14,423
- So, let's see
- if we've got ourselves a Squatch.
- 820
- 00:52:15,424 --> 00:52:17,009
- -[branch breaks]
- -[voice cries out]
- 821
- 00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:18,093
- What the...?
- 822
- 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:21,597
- I think I got him.
- I think I got Bigfoot!
- 823
- 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:26,518
- What happened?
- 824
- 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,354
- You shot Jack.
- 825
- 00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:34,985
- -Where's Bigfoot?
- -There's no Bigfoot.
- 826
- 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:39,406
- It was just one of your coyotes looking
- for a romantic evening of dinner and song.
- 827
- 00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:43,494
- -Is he gonna be all right?
- -He'll be all right, just taking a nap.
- 828
- 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:45,454
- Nobody died on this trip.
- 829
- 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:47,956
- Yet.
- 830
- 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,966
- [Bart, voice-over]
- 'Cause I'll find him, I'll catch him.
- 831
- 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:01,049
- [Maynard, voice-over]
- Is there anything you can't catch?
- 832
- 00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:04,139
- [Norm] You know Bart. If anybody
- can catch Bigfoot, it's him.
- 833
- 00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:06,850
- [Parker] Probably shoot him
- and hang his head on the wall.
- 834
- 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:23,117
- Hey, it's me.
- You gotta get me out of here.
- 835
- 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,077
- Why? What's the matter?
- 836
- 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,454
- We didn't hear a peep
- from Bigfoot all night.
- 837
- 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,873
- And I haven't slept
- and I haven't eaten,
- 838
- 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:32,751
- and on top of everything else,
- I'm taking a crap in the woods right now.
- 839
- 00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,962
- -Are you serious?
- -[Brock] Yes, I'm pooping right now...
- 840
- 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:38,215
- -while I'm talking to you.
- -Ew. That is so gross.
- 841
- 00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:40,843
- What am I supposed to do?
- It's not like there are bathrooms here.
- 842
- 00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:44,096
- First of all, you could
- not call me while you're doing it.
- 843
- 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:48,517
- Besides, what are you doing
- about toilet paper?
- 844
- 00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:52,271
- I hadn't thought that far ahead.
- 845
- 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,482
- Oh, God.
- You gotta get me out of this hell.
- 846
- 00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:58,026
- I have some Purell,
- but I don't think that's gonna...
- 847
- 00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:00,404
- Hello?
- 848
- 00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:01,447
- Hello?
- 849
- 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:04,742
- -No phones on my hunt.
- -Great! That's just great!
- 850
- 00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:07,077
- What do we do now
- if there's an actual emergency?
- 851
- 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:08,871
- Relax. You're the expert.
- 852
- 00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:11,540
- I will have you know,
- I have low blood sugar
- 853
- 00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:13,625
- and we haven't eaten
- since we've been out here.
- 854
- 00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:14,918
- I could get light-headed.
- 855
- 00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:16,879
- You're hungry?
- Why didn't you say so?
- 856
- 00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:19,590
- Here.
- 857
- 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:29,475
- There.
- 858
- 00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:39,943
- It's protein. It's okay.
- 859
- 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:48,786
- Are you mad?
- 860
- 00:54:49,161 --> 00:54:51,663
- You better pick that up.
- Your breakfast is getting away.
- 861
- 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:54,291
- I've lost my appetite.
- 862
- 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:58,462
- Have it your way. I just wouldn't want you
- to die of light-headedness.
- 863
- 00:54:58,545 --> 00:54:59,755
- You owe me an iPhone.
- 864
- 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,179
- -[Maynard] That'll be one dollar.
- -A dollar?
- 865
- 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:11,058
- Unbelievable. Five bucks in the city.
- I'll buy a bunch of these before we leave.
- 866
- 00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:12,267
- When is that gonna be, actually?
- 867
- 00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:14,478
- Well, if they don't find something
- tonight, he's outta there.
- 868
- 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,605
- He's not gonna make it
- another night. No way.
- 869
- 00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:18,816
- And then this whole trip
- will have been a bust.
- 870
- 00:55:18,899 --> 00:55:20,192
- We got some footage.
- 871
- 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,904
- We can't air a show
- without any Bigfoot evidence
- 872
- 00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:26,532
- and him running around
- looking scared out of his mind.
- 873
- 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:28,826
- Thank you.
- 874
- 00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:29,952
- Let's go.
- 875
- 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:38,502
- [Bart] Good evening, Jack.
- 876
- 00:55:38,919 --> 00:55:42,172
- You've been sleeping all day,
- and he's been sulking all day.
- 877
- 00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:49,388
- Here you go, Jack.
- Come on over here. All is forgiven.
- 878
- 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:51,765
- He knows you didn't mean to shoot him.
- 879
- 00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:54,601
- Why don't you tell us all about Bigfoot?
- 880
- 00:55:54,726 --> 00:55:57,563
- Who knows?
- It may help us to catch him. Come on.
- 881
- 00:55:58,564 --> 00:56:02,484
- -You have any of that moonshine left?
- -If a snake had ears would you screw it?
- 882
- 00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:15,455
- What are you doing tonight?
- 883
- 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:18,876
- Nothing.
- 884
- 00:56:22,921 --> 00:56:25,048
- You wanna hang out,
- have a couple of beers?
- 885
- 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,342
- I don't think I'm in the mood.
- 886
- 00:56:29,595 --> 00:56:33,223
- Why don't you come over?
- We'll watch a movie and make popcorn.
- 887
- 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,687
- I'm not up for a movie tonight.
- Thanks, though.
- 888
- 00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:40,814
- You sure?
- I make a mean Jiffy Pop.
- 889
- 00:56:40,981 --> 00:56:42,441
- I know you do, I just....
- 890
- 00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:44,610
- It's been a long couple of weeks,
- you know?
- 891
- 00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:47,070
- Rain check?
- 892
- 00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:50,282
- Any time.
- 893
- 00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:56,413
- Night, May.
- 894
- 00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:57,414
- Night, Park.
- 895
- 00:56:57,998 --> 00:56:58,916
- Oh, hey...
- 896
- 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,046
- You mind?
- 897
- 00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:05,672
- Of course not.
- 898
- 00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:35,285
- [slurring] Are you trying to tell me
- that Bigfoot is really an alien?
- 899
- 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:38,580
- No. Not...
- 900
- 00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:45,253
- [slurring]
- Not just an alien...
- 901
- 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:48,632
- an alien criminal...
- 902
- 00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:54,471
- who has been dropped
- and left on this planet
- 903
- 00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:57,557
- as punishment for his crimes.
- 904
- 00:57:57,683 --> 00:58:03,021
- Are you trying to say that Earth
- is like a prison for Bigfoot?
- 905
- 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:04,064
- Exactly.
- 906
- 00:58:04,189 --> 00:58:06,608
- -It's a prison for Bigfoot.
- -Exactly.
- 907
- 00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:08,443
- It's a prison.
- The whole thing is a prison.
- 908
- 00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:13,240
- So when we catch him, Jack,
- you're gonna have to read him his rights.
- 909
- 00:58:57,284 --> 00:59:00,328
- Mr. Television Man,
- may I ask a couple of questions?
- 910
- 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:01,496
- Of course, mate.
- 911
- 00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,165
- Bigfoot's paws...
- 912
- 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,628
- What differentiates
- Bigfoot's paws from other animals?
- 913
- 00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:10,714
- Yeah, the...
- 914
- 00:59:11,923 --> 00:59:13,467
- He's asking about the...
- 915
- 00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:15,844
- -Bigfoot's paws.
- -Yeah.
- 916
- 00:59:18,346 --> 00:59:20,932
- Bigfoot scat.
- You ever find any of that?
- 917
- 00:59:21,016 --> 00:59:22,684
- That must be really interesting.
- 918
- 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:26,480
- -Scat?
- -Scat.
- 919
- 00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:28,440
- -Scat?
- -Scat.
- 920
- 00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:33,445
- I'm so glad you asked me
- about the scat, because...
- 921
- 00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:39,743
- Nickel for all the times school children
- asked me about the scat.
- 922
- 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,541
- I guess I would say about the scat...
- 923
- 00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:51,880
- The scat is my favorite part of the job.
- 924
- 00:59:52,297 --> 00:59:53,924
- You know, put my hands in it.
- 925
- 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:56,384
- I get right in there.
- 926
- 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:58,804
- Yeah.
- 927
- 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:03,767
- [eerie noises]
- 928
- 01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:06,603
- I'm a bit drunk,
- but that is definitely not a coyote.
- 929
- 01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:08,188
- I have no idea what that was.
- 930
- 01:00:09,064 --> 01:00:10,607
- -Maybe that's our Squatch.
- -Wait a minute.
- 931
- 01:00:10,899 --> 01:00:12,150
- Only one way to find out.
- 932
- 01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:13,777
- What day is this?
- 933
- 01:00:14,736 --> 01:00:18,657
- Hey, Bart. Hey, Brock.
- Hey, guys?
- 934
- 01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:21,785
- May? May, I know your secret.
- 935
- 01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:24,037
- May?
- 936
- 01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:29,042
- May?
- 937
- 01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:12,043
- Get that out of my face.
- 938
- 01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:14,087
- Come on.
- 939
- 01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:21,428
- Guys...
- 940
- 01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:24,347
- What the devil is happening out here?
- 941
- 01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:28,101
- Probably a UFO dropping off
- Bigfoot prisoners.
- 942
- 01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:31,730
- Sweet Yowie, how many monsters
- you got in these woods?
- 943
- 01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:35,066
- Hey guys, there's nothing there.
- Let's go back.
- 944
- 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,568
- It's obviously something.
- 945
- 01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:39,237
- It got our attention,
- you can bet your butt it got Bigfoot's.
- 946
- 01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:41,281
- That's why I wanna go back,
- because if Bigfoot's...
- 947
- 01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:43,450
- Jack, you're not making sense.
- 948
- 01:01:43,658 --> 01:01:45,076
- I've gotta film this for my show.
- 949
- 01:01:46,328 --> 01:01:47,370
- Bart, come on...
- 950
- 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:52,959
- Oh, hell.
- 951
- 01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:55,587
- [sounds getting louder]
- 952
- 01:01:56,254 --> 01:01:57,380
- What the...?
- 953
- 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:09,351
- Welcome to our first annual
- Squatch Watch Spirit Gathering.
- 954
- 01:02:09,434 --> 01:02:12,312
- Your what?
- Oh, no. Quit that, lady.
- 955
- 01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:13,688
- -[Bart] Quit that!
- -We're here to see Bigfoot.
- 956
- 01:02:13,772 --> 01:02:16,691
- -[furries] We love Bigfoot.
- -[Bart] You people, you have to go.
- 957
- 01:02:16,775 --> 01:02:19,027
- -[furries] We love Bigfoot.
- -You have to get out of here.
- 958
- 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:20,695
- Do your loving somewhere else.
- 959
- 01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:23,281
- Jack, come over her. Help me out.
- 960
- 01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:26,618
- All right, folks.
- My friend here is right.
- 961
- 01:02:26,701 --> 01:02:31,414
- This is not really the time,
- definitely not the place for the...
- 962
- 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,711
- Feels kind of amazing.
- 963
- 01:02:40,632 --> 01:02:44,636
- Jack, moonshine and tranquilizer
- is not a good combination.
- 964
- 01:02:45,053 --> 01:02:46,388
- Get the hell away from me.
- 965
- 01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:50,642
- -[woman] He's one of us.
- -One of us.
- 966
- 01:02:50,976 --> 01:02:52,018
- [furries]
- One of us.
- 967
- 01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:54,020
- I wanna be your fuzzy little joey.
- 968
- 01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:56,648
- [chanting]
- One of us.
- 969
- 01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,650
- What the hell is "one of us"?
- 970
- 01:02:58,733 --> 01:03:01,027
- -We're furries.
- -What the hell's a furry?
- 971
- 01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,530
- A furry is a person.
- They're people...
- 972
- 01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:07,200
- who just happen to like to dress up
- in furry clothes
- 973
- 01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:08,910
- and rub up against each another.
- 974
- 01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:10,370
- And I'll tell you something else, Bart...
- 975
- 01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:14,457
- I'm a furry, okay,
- and I'm damn proud of it!
- 976
- 01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:20,630
- [gunshot]
- 977
- 01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:25,260
- Okay. That's it! Out of here!
- 978
- 01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:26,845
- [Connie]
- But, we love Bigfoot.
- 979
- 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:30,181
- Lady, once I have Bigfoot
- stuffed and mounted,
- 980
- 01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:32,976
- you're welcome to rub up against him
- all you want.
- 981
- 01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:36,313
- But until then, get your
- skinny little chicken ass out of here.
- 982
- 01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:38,732
- She's a bunny, Bart.
- She's a bunny!
- 983
- 01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:40,483
- -What?
- -She's a bunny.
- 984
- 01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:42,527
- It doesn't work as a chicken.
- She's a bunny!
- 985
- 01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:44,904
- Okay, then hop it on out of here.
- 986
- 01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:47,532
- Go on!
- I'm gonna count to ten.
- 987
- 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:48,575
- One...
- 988
- 01:03:48,950 --> 01:03:51,077
- If you wanna come to the next meeting,
- just let me know.
- 989
- 01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:52,912
- I will.
- 990
- 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,498
- I will and I do and I will.
- 991
- 01:03:56,207 --> 01:03:59,794
- Come on! Out!
- 992
- 01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:02,172
- Come on!
- 993
- 01:04:06,885 --> 01:04:08,261
- Now, as for you two.
- 994
- 01:04:23,068 --> 01:04:24,819
- Was that a real gun you shot back there?
- 995
- 01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:26,905
- Yep, and I'll use it again
- 996
- 01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:29,282
- if either one of you tries
- to get into this tent tonight.
- 997
- 01:04:34,913 --> 01:04:36,373
- Do your thing, Mr. Television Man.
- 998
- 01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:37,874
- What thing?
- 999
- 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:40,794
- You know, that howling,
- yodeling thing you do.
- 1000
- 01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,587
- I thought you said it was stupid.
- 1001
- 01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:45,006
- No, it's perfect.
- 1002
- 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:46,883
- You hear something?
- 1003
- 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,301
- Just shut up and do it.
- 1004
- 01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:49,761
- Jack, you stay here.
- 1005
- 01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:54,766
- I need you to film me.
- 1006
- 01:04:55,433 --> 01:04:56,351
- Okay.
- 1007
- 01:04:57,727 --> 01:04:59,020
- -Okay.
- -Keep that right on me.
- 1008
- 01:04:59,104 --> 01:05:01,398
- -Right.
- -This is my good side.
- 1009
- 01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:15,870
- Stay on the face.
- Stay on my face.
- 1010
- 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,503
- He's out there.
- He's definitely out there.
- 1011
- 01:05:49,571 --> 01:05:50,613
- He's getting closer.
- 1012
- 01:05:53,908 --> 01:05:56,327
- [yodels]
- 1013
- 01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:17,515
- [Bigfoot screams]
- 1014
- 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:29,736
- Sorry.
- 1015
- 01:06:33,781 --> 01:06:34,657
- Did I get him?
- 1016
- 01:06:36,618 --> 01:06:37,577
- Did I get him?
- 1017
- 01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:42,081
- Did I get him?
- 1018
- 01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:48,296
- Yeah, you got him.
- 1019
- 01:06:50,882 --> 01:06:52,258
- You got him, all right.
- 1020
- 01:06:53,551 --> 01:06:58,181
- Hey, Pottersville, I found Bigfoot!
- Follow me!
- 1021
- 01:06:59,891 --> 01:07:01,601
- Come out, come out,
- wherever you are.
- 1022
- 01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:04,354
- Bigfoot can be seen by the stars.
- 1023
- 01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:06,105
- Monster found!
- 1024
- 01:07:08,274 --> 01:07:09,484
- Pick up, pick up.
- 1025
- 01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:12,111
- Come on, May, pick up the phone.
- 1026
- 01:07:13,613 --> 01:07:14,739
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 1027
- 01:07:15,406 --> 01:07:18,910
- what you are about to witness
- is not just television history....
- 1028
- 01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:21,996
- it's also scientific history.
- 1029
- 01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:25,291
- It's also world history.
- 1030
- 01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:32,006
- It may, in fact, be the most significant
- event in the history of mankind.
- 1031
- 01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:38,471
- Because I have managed to do
- what no one else ever could.
- 1032
- 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:42,433
- Which is capture
- the world's most elusive beast.
- 1033
- 01:07:44,727 --> 01:07:48,147
- Without further ado, I present...
- 1034
- 01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:52,735
- Bigfoot.
- 1035
- 01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:56,406
- Maynard!
- 1036
- 01:07:56,990 --> 01:07:57,949
- Maynard!
- 1037
- 01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:00,660
- Maynard.
- 1038
- 01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:05,039
- Maynard.
- What did you do to him?
- 1039
- 01:08:05,123 --> 01:08:07,208
- I caught him. That's my job, isn't it?
- 1040
- 01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:09,085
- -This isn't Bigfoot!
- -Of course it is.
- 1041
- 01:08:09,294 --> 01:08:12,380
- Is this really what you do for a living?
- This is Maynard Greiger.
- 1042
- 01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:14,507
- He runs the general store.
- 1043
- 01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:16,009
- Maynard.
- 1044
- 01:08:18,386 --> 01:08:19,971
- -Maynard.
- -Shit.
- 1045
- 01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:22,807
- It's okay, Park. He's gonna be all right.
- 1046
- 01:08:22,890 --> 01:08:25,018
- I just popped him
- with a tranquilizer dart.
- 1047
- 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:28,521
- Was that you in the forest
- this entire time?
- 1048
- 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:31,482
- Maynard, are you okay?
- 1049
- 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:34,235
- So, this is all a big hoax?
- 1050
- 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:37,572
- Cameras off!
- 1051
- 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:40,074
- -Hey...
- -This is a big hoax, isn't it?
- 1052
- 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:43,202
- Do you know who I am?
- 1053
- 01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:45,872
- This was gonna be my biggest show ever!
- 1054
- 01:08:46,414 --> 01:08:47,915
- It was gonna make me a star!
- 1055
- 01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:50,877
- Well, guess what?
- 1056
- 01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:53,296
- I am gonna sue Pottersville.
- 1057
- 01:08:54,672 --> 01:08:55,632
- How do you like that?
- 1058
- 01:08:57,008 --> 01:08:58,718
- That's right. You'll be ruined!
- 1059
- 01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:04,182
- I don't care if a colony of Bigfoot
- moves in and builds houses,
- 1060
- 01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:06,392
- and starts raising their kids
- and marching their kids back and forth
- 1061
- 01:09:06,517 --> 01:09:09,520
- to school across the square every day,
- and singing karaoke at the karaoke bar!
- 1062
- 01:09:09,604 --> 01:09:11,022
- No one's ever gonna see it!
- 1063
- 01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:12,440
- Because from now on,
- 1064
- 01:09:12,523 --> 01:09:17,695
- Pottersville will be known as a town
- of fakes and phonies...
- 1065
- 01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:21,240
- and freaks.
- 1066
- 01:09:24,118 --> 01:09:25,370
- G'day, morons.
- 1067
- 01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:31,084
- Did somebody say they
- needed a Bigfoot?
- 1068
- 01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:34,837
- Well, nice work, Maynard,
- now the whole town is gonna get sued.
- 1069
- 01:09:35,922 --> 01:09:37,173
- There goes Christmas.
- 1070
- 01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,634
- And we can all kiss
- a Happy New Year goodbye.
- 1071
- 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,347
- I ought to stick a "big foot" up your ass.
- 1072
- 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,812
- Hey, little bunny.
- 1073
- 01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:55,149
- I was thinking maybe
- I can come over later and...
- 1074
- 01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:59,821
- I'd love for you to come by tomorrow,
- Maynard, and pack your stuff and leave.
- 1075
- 01:10:00,446 --> 01:10:02,407
- We all just wanted to meet Bigfoot,
- 1076
- 01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:05,034
- and you made us look like
- a bunch of idiots.
- 1077
- 01:10:08,496 --> 01:10:09,706
- I'm sorry.
- 1078
- 01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:19,924
- [Bart]
- You okay, pal?
- 1079
- 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:33,646
- [Gutierrez]
- So you will be seeking legal action?
- 1080
- 01:10:33,771 --> 01:10:34,897
- [Brock] That's right, yeah.
- 1081
- 01:10:34,981 --> 01:10:38,067
- It's the opposite of a class-action suit,
- because it's me against 80 people.
- 1082
- 01:10:38,151 --> 01:10:40,778
- It's like un-classy suit.
- 1083
- 01:10:41,404 --> 01:10:44,991
- It's not what you call it,
- but I'm suing for damages, yeah.
- 1084
- 01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:47,118
- [Gutierrez]
- I have heard a number, an estimate,
- 1085
- 01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:50,621
- somewhere in the ballpark
- of 150 million dollars in damages.
- 1086
- 01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:52,498
- Is that what you will be seeking?
- 1087
- 01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:55,626
- [Brock]
- I couldn't say, and I won't say.
- 1088
- 01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:58,588
- I'm not allowed to say,
- but that's accurate, yes.
- 1089
- 01:11:00,631 --> 01:11:04,635
- I can't promise you anybody's gonna
- show up, I mean, people are pretty upset.
- 1090
- 01:11:04,844 --> 01:11:06,637
- But you know his heart
- was in the right place.
- 1091
- 01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:10,016
- Yeah. Well, I'll do my best.
- 1092
- 01:11:53,851 --> 01:11:57,104
- Hi. Is there a Maynard Greiger here?
- 1093
- 01:11:57,855 --> 01:11:59,190
- [Parker]
- I don't get it.
- 1094
- 01:11:59,649 --> 01:12:04,111
- Don't you know how much he loves you,
- how much he loves this town?
- 1095
- 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:11,869
- Maynard's family has owned and operated
- the general store for generations.
- 1096
- 01:12:12,078 --> 01:12:15,331
- He's over there right now,
- packing up his shop because...
- 1097
- 01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:18,334
- he doesn't know what else to do.
- 1098
- 01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:20,711
- He feels like he doesn't belong here.
- 1099
- 01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:23,756
- Well, he did ruin our shot.
- 1100
- 01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:25,716
- Your shot at what?
- 1101
- 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:30,096
- Fame, fortune. Being on TV.
- 1102
- 01:12:30,263 --> 01:12:32,139
- And how did he ruin it, exactly?
- 1103
- 01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:34,350
- By pretending to be Bigfoot.
- 1104
- 01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:37,645
- How much Bigfoot merchandise
- did you sell out of his store?
- 1105
- 01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:42,400
- Did you ever offer him anything?
- 1106
- 01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:45,778
- Did he ever ask for anything in return?
- 1107
- 01:12:46,904 --> 01:12:49,031
- He's given everything to Pottersville.
- 1108
- 01:12:49,448 --> 01:12:51,158
- I mean everything.
- 1109
- 01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:56,622
- He's tried so hard to keep us
- and this town afloat that, honestly,
- 1110
- 01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:58,958
- I don't know if he could afford
- to keep his store open
- 1111
- 01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,793
- even if he felt like you wanted him to.
- 1112
- 01:13:08,301 --> 01:13:10,553
- You've all seen this.
- You know what it's for.
- 1113
- 01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:14,265
- And at one time or another,
- when you were down on your luck,
- 1114
- 01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:18,227
- each and every one of you asked Maynard
- to put your name in this book.
- 1115
- 01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:20,938
- Has he ever refused any of you?
- 1116
- 01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:26,485
- Now when he needs our help,
- your answer is to turn your back on him?
- 1117
- 01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:29,947
- Well, before you decide
- that he ruined your shot,
- 1118
- 01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:34,452
- or your Christmas, or your Happy New Year,
- I just want you to take a look at this.
- 1119
- 01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:39,040
- Then you can tell me if you're still
- upset with him for pretending.
- 1120
- 01:13:48,633 --> 01:13:49,759
- It's empty.
- 1121
- 01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:53,721
- Yeah.
- 1122
- 01:14:09,528 --> 01:14:11,864
- Now we go live to Stacy Gutierrez
- 1123
- 01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:16,160
- for a story you'll only find here
- on Channel 13 News. Stacy.
- 1124
- 01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:17,745
- Thank you, John.
- 1125
- 01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:22,959
- Hi, this is Stacy Gutierrez
- reporting live on Christmas Eve
- 1126
- 01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:26,545
- here in Pottersville,
- but all is not merry and bright
- 1127
- 01:14:26,629 --> 01:14:30,049
- as the town is still reeling
- from the Bigfoot hoax.
- 1128
- 01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:34,971
- Well, I am here with the hoaxster himself,
- Maynard Greiger,
- 1129
- 01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:36,639
- to get his side of the story.
- 1130
- 01:14:36,806 --> 01:14:39,016
- So, Mr. Greiger, why did you do it?
- 1131
- 01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:44,105
- Well, I never meant
- for it to happen, really.
- 1132
- 01:14:46,023 --> 01:14:49,402
- But when people started really thinking
- I was Bigfoot
- 1133
- 01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:53,239
- and I saw how happy it made them,
- I figured, why not?
- 1134
- 01:14:53,698 --> 01:14:56,367
- Why do you think this town
- was so captivated by him?
- 1135
- 01:14:56,909 --> 01:15:00,663
- I don't think it's just our town, really.
- I mean, it could be any town.
- 1136
- 01:15:01,956 --> 01:15:04,583
- People everywhere are looking for
- something to believe in.
- 1137
- 01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:09,755
- We had fallen on hard times,
- like a lot of other places...
- 1138
- 01:15:11,173 --> 01:15:14,468
- this magical sense of... well, Bigfoot,
- 1139
- 01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:17,263
- you know, that sense that
- something else was out there.
- 1140
- 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,016
- It really brought the town together.
- 1141
- 01:15:20,266 --> 01:15:23,686
- I haven't seen this town
- so alive in a long time, and...
- 1142
- 01:15:26,063 --> 01:15:30,609
- It seemed to give everybody the faith
- and hope that things were gonna be okay.
- 1143
- 01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:33,404
- I guess that's why I did it.
- 1144
- 01:15:35,072 --> 01:15:38,784
- If you had to do it all over again,
- would you?
- 1145
- 01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:48,210
- You know, let's just say that hope
- isn't always the most realistic thing,
- 1146
- 01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:51,839
- but it tends to make the world
- a better place.
- 1147
- 01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:55,634
- Thank you, Mr. Greiger.
- 1148
- 01:15:56,302 --> 01:15:58,637
- -Merry Christmas.
- -Merry Christmas to you.
- 1149
- 01:15:59,263 --> 01:16:03,059
- This is Stacy Gutierrez
- live from Pottersville.
- 1150
- 01:16:05,519 --> 01:16:07,354
- Thank you, Mr. Greiger, that was great.
- 1151
- 01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:09,148
- My pleasure. You're welcome.
- 1152
- 01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:14,236
- -Hey.
- -Hi.
- 1153
- 01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:16,238
- I have some friends
- who want to talk to you.
- 1154
- 01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:19,450
- Hey, fellas.
- What's going on?
- 1155
- 01:16:20,034 --> 01:16:22,578
- Thanks for letting us
- sell our stuff out of your store.
- 1156
- 01:16:23,162 --> 01:16:26,415
- And thank you also for just... well...
- 1157
- 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:29,794
- Oh, what the hell.
- 1158
- 01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:38,219
- You're welcome.
- 1159
- 01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:41,555
- Hey, Tammy.
- 1160
- 01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:44,433
- I'm sorry I was so hard on you, Maynard.
- 1161
- 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,734
- Hey. Yeah, we've gotta
- get back on the air.
- 1162
- 01:16:53,818 --> 01:16:56,112
- There's another breaking story
- happening here now.
- 1163
- 01:16:56,821 --> 01:16:58,072
- You could never ruin our Christmas.
- 1164
- 01:16:58,155 --> 01:16:59,156
- Thanks, Doris.
- 1165
- 01:17:00,074 --> 01:17:02,576
- Maynard, forget the things I said.
- Merry Christmas.
- 1166
- 01:17:02,660 --> 01:17:03,744
- Thank you.
- 1167
- 01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:05,204
- Thanks.
- 1168
- 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:12,128
- Maynard, I'm so sorry I said
- I'd put my foot up your ass.
- 1169
- 01:17:13,379 --> 01:17:14,338
- It's okay, Millie.
- 1170
- 01:17:14,421 --> 01:17:16,841
- -Merry Christmas.
- -Merry Christmas, Millie.
- 1171
- 01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:21,804
- -Hey, Maynard.
- -Jasper.
- 1172
- 01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:23,347
- Thanks for everything, man.
- 1173
- 01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:27,268
- Yeah. Sure.
- 1174
- 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,270
- -Hey.
- -Yeah?
- 1175
- 01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:32,439
- You thought you had
- to become Bigfoot to save this town,
- 1176
- 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:35,985
- but you saved it a long time ago
- by just being you.
- 1177
- 01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:41,699
- Hi, this is Stacy Gutierrez
- reporting live on Christmas Eve
- 1178
- 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:44,618
- from Greiger's General Store
- here in Pottersville,
- 1179
- 01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:49,248
- where the entire community has turned out
- in a show of support
- 1180
- 01:17:49,415 --> 01:17:53,169
- for the one-time Bigfoot hoaxster
- Maynard Greiger,
- 1181
- 01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:56,839
- to receive him now as their hometown hero.
- 1182
- 01:17:58,048 --> 01:17:58,966
- Hey, buddy.
- 1183
- 01:18:00,759 --> 01:18:03,304
- It's truly a Christmas miracle.
- 1184
- 01:18:05,389 --> 01:18:06,891
- Hi. Thanks, Maynard.
- 1185
- 01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:09,393
- -Merry Christmas, Maynard.
- -Merry Christmas.
- 1186
- 01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:16,525
- -Hey.
- -Hey.
- 1187
- 01:18:17,985 --> 01:18:19,486
- What are you doing later?
- 1188
- 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:26,827
- I think you should close up
- and come home.
- 1189
- 01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:31,874
- You can bring the Bigfoot costume.
- 1190
- 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,546
- I've been wanting
- to talk to you for a long time.
- 1191
- 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:40,090
- I know you have.
- 1192
- 01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:42,426
- You were right.
- 1193
- 01:18:44,011 --> 01:18:45,346
- I know, baby.
- 1194
- 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:47,598
- Your little bunny's always right.
- 1195
- 01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:48,974
- No, you were right...
- 1196
- 01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:55,356
- We should split up.
- 1197
- 01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:58,067
- Excuse me?
- 1198
- 01:18:58,150 --> 01:18:59,443
- You should be happy.
- 1199
- 01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:03,572
- You should go and find
- whatever excitement you can in life,
- 1200
- 01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:04,865
- if that's what you want.
- 1201
- 01:19:05,616 --> 01:19:06,533
- I get it.
- 1202
- 01:19:07,284 --> 01:19:08,494
- Life is short.
- 1203
- 01:19:09,328 --> 01:19:10,579
- Why not be happy?
- 1204
- 01:19:12,373 --> 01:19:14,333
- That's all I wanted to tell you.
- 1205
- 01:19:15,292 --> 01:19:16,502
- I don't...
- 1206
- 01:19:19,838 --> 01:19:21,006
- Wait. Are you...?
- 1207
- 01:19:25,678 --> 01:19:26,804
- This is it?
- 1208
- 01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:35,729
- [Connie scoffs]
- 1209
- 01:19:44,822 --> 01:19:49,618
- Hey, Parker, is that rain check
- still available for the Jiffy Pop?
- 1210
- 01:19:53,747 --> 01:19:54,873
- Always.
- 1211
- 01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:02,798
- To Maynard Greiger...
- 1212
- 01:20:04,008 --> 01:20:05,467
- the richest man in Pottersville.
- 1213
- 01:20:05,551 --> 01:20:07,428
- [all] Hear, hear.
- 1214
- 01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:11,849
- Hey. Norm? Tony?
- 1215
- 01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:14,935
- You say people all over the world
- love this Bigfoot, right?
- 1216
- 01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:16,854
- Um, yeah.
- 1217
- 01:20:16,937 --> 01:20:20,524
- On every continent and in every language.
- 1218
- 01:20:20,691 --> 01:20:21,942
- -All of them.
- -Yeah.
- 1219
- 01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:24,069
- All right.
- 1220
- 01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:33,078
- [TV announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
- I've just received word
- 1221
- 01:20:33,162 --> 01:20:36,040
- it appears that Brock Masterson,
- host of Monster Finder,
- 1222
- 01:20:36,123 --> 01:20:38,042
- is also not who he claims to be.
- 1223
- 01:20:38,125 --> 01:20:41,045
- In an exclusive story you'll only see here
- on Channel 13 News,
- 1224
- 01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:45,424
- we've discovered that Brock Masterson
- is actually one Leonard Abromowitz,
- 1225
- 01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:47,843
- an actor from Coney Island.
- 1226
- 01:20:48,218 --> 01:20:50,804
- Last time I checked,
- that's nowhere near Australia.
- 1227
- 01:20:50,888 --> 01:20:52,139
- Well, what do you know?
- 1228
- 01:21:24,630 --> 01:21:26,382
- [Parker] Hey, you two.
- What are you doing?
- 1229
- 01:21:26,465 --> 01:21:28,425
- We're just here to meet Bill
- on his lunch break.
- 1230
- 01:21:28,509 --> 01:21:30,469
- This place is amazing, you two.
- 1231
- 01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:31,637
- Thanks, Maynard!
- 1232
- 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,138
- -You bet ya.
- -Have fun.
- 1233
- 01:21:33,430 --> 01:21:34,431
- Thanks.
- 1234
- 01:21:50,072 --> 01:21:51,657
- You're a good man, May.
- 1235
- 01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:57,746
- Well, what are you gonna do?
- 1236
- 01:22:06,213 --> 01:22:08,340
- [cheering]
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