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Concert in the Park

May 2nd, 2012
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  1. 1/2
  2. >Big concert in the city park.
  3. >Problem; feral fluffy ponies infest main lawn.
  4. >At least 180 of them out there in several groups.
  5. >City has no extermination budget.
  6. >Concert promoters have to pay for removal.
  7. >Get the job.
  8. >$12 hour...better than your night job.
  9. >Get a yellow vest, a bag and a stick.
  10. >Stick has big nail hammered thru end.
  11. >Police are already setting up crowd control fences.
  12. >This will contain fluffy ponies as well.
  13. >Time to clean up the trash.
  14. >Fluffies grazing and playing happily.
  15. >First fluffies approach cleaning crew without fear.
  16. >"Wan' pway?" "New fwiends!"
  17. >Sticks slam down on fluffies.
  18. >Screaming fluffy ponies are impaled on nails.
  19. >One stab does not kill.
  20. >Have to hold wounded fluffy ponies down wwith foot.
  21. >Multiple stabs do the trick.
  22. >Fluffy ponies writhe & scream in agony.
  23. >No more emotion than picking up a piece of trash.
  24. >Dead fluffies go in the bag.
  25. >Foals are too scared to leave their mothers, even when dead.
  26. >They do not run, just cling to mothers' fluff, wailing.
  27. >Don't even waste effort on stabbing foals.
  28. >Babies just go straight in the dead bag.
  29. >Lots more to collect.
  30. >Terrified fluffy ponies are now running wildly.
  31. >Escape is blocked by police fences.
  32. >Total fluffy panic.
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  35. >Chaos, scared fluffy ponies running with no idea where they're going.
  36. >Other clean up crew members having fun with it.
  37. >Kicking terrified fluffies to eachother like soccer ball.
  38. >Jamaican guys and Mexican guys start a game.
  39. >Everybody laughing, having a good time.
  40. >Friendship is magic.
  41. >Except for fluffy ponies.
  42. >Fluffy ponies try to flee.
  43. >It's not very effective.
  44. >Death is everywhere.
  45. >Fluffy screams turn to bloody gurgling as nail sticks hammer fluffy bodies.
  46. >Finally, bags are starting to get full.
  47. >A small pickup truck drives out to collect trash bags.
  48. >Crew runs down last survivors.
  49. >Brown & white pegasus fluffy tries to run from you.
  50. >Pees in terror then slips in his own piss.
  51. >Slam stick down...catch its front leg.
  52. >Fluffy howls in agony.
  53. >Before you can make the kill, fluffy rolls over.
  54. >Crying and clutching wounded leg.
  55. >"Pweease! Don't huwt fwuffy...fwuffy weave...pwease!"
  56. "Sorry buddy, I'm just doing my job."
  57. >"Nooo...pwease, just wait wittle bit."
  58. >Fluffy pony begs for his life.
  59. >"Am smawt fwuffy. Am undewstand! You no wan' fwuffies hewe...Fwuffy go away...pwease?"
  60. >You know this fluffy won't go away.
  61. >He'll try but that leg is shattered.
  62. >He'll drag himself to a bush and hide.
  63. >You have a job to do.
  64. >Fluffy pony is choked by tears.
  65. >"Pwease...pwease no stabby huwt stick...pwease!"
  66. "I'll make this quick."
  67. >Carefully place nail directly over heart.
  68. >One swift push=one quick scream.
  69. >Fluffy pony is dead, goes in the bag.
  70.  
  71. >Promoter is happy.
  72. >Get free tickets to show.
  73. >During concert, cop a feel on some chick's titty.
  74. >She's into it...gives you an hand job.
  75. >fuckyeah.jpg
  76. >Notice you are standing right where little buddy died.
  77. >That is your good luck spot from now on.
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