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- >Big concert in the city park.
- >Problem; feral fluffy ponies infest main lawn.
- >At least 180 of them out there in several groups.
- >City has no extermination budget.
- >Concert promoters have to pay for removal.
- >Get the job.
- >$12 hour...better than your night job.
- >Get a yellow vest, a bag and a stick.
- >Stick has big nail hammered thru end.
- >Police are already setting up crowd control fences.
- >This will contain fluffy ponies as well.
- >Time to clean up the trash.
- >Fluffies grazing and playing happily.
- >First fluffies approach cleaning crew without fear.
- >"Wan' pway?" "New fwiends!"
- >Sticks slam down on fluffies.
- >Screaming fluffy ponies are impaled on nails.
- >One stab does not kill.
- >Have to hold wounded fluffy ponies down wwith foot.
- >Multiple stabs do the trick.
- >Fluffy ponies writhe & scream in agony.
- >No more emotion than picking up a piece of trash.
- >Dead fluffies go in the bag.
- >Foals are too scared to leave their mothers, even when dead.
- >They do not run, just cling to mothers' fluff, wailing.
- >Don't even waste effort on stabbing foals.
- >Babies just go straight in the dead bag.
- >Lots more to collect.
- >Terrified fluffy ponies are now running wildly.
- >Escape is blocked by police fences.
- >Total fluffy panic.
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- >Chaos, scared fluffy ponies running with no idea where they're going.
- >Other clean up crew members having fun with it.
- >Kicking terrified fluffies to eachother like soccer ball.
- >Jamaican guys and Mexican guys start a game.
- >Everybody laughing, having a good time.
- >Friendship is magic.
- >Except for fluffy ponies.
- >Fluffy ponies try to flee.
- >It's not very effective.
- >Death is everywhere.
- >Fluffy screams turn to bloody gurgling as nail sticks hammer fluffy bodies.
- >Finally, bags are starting to get full.
- >A small pickup truck drives out to collect trash bags.
- >Crew runs down last survivors.
- >Brown & white pegasus fluffy tries to run from you.
- >Pees in terror then slips in his own piss.
- >Slam stick down...catch its front leg.
- >Fluffy howls in agony.
- >Before you can make the kill, fluffy rolls over.
- >Crying and clutching wounded leg.
- >"Pweease! Don't huwt fwuffy...fwuffy weave...pwease!"
- "Sorry buddy, I'm just doing my job."
- >"Nooo...pwease, just wait wittle bit."
- >Fluffy pony begs for his life.
- >"Am smawt fwuffy. Am undewstand! You no wan' fwuffies hewe...Fwuffy go away...pwease?"
- >You know this fluffy won't go away.
- >He'll try but that leg is shattered.
- >He'll drag himself to a bush and hide.
- >You have a job to do.
- >Fluffy pony is choked by tears.
- >"Pwease...pwease no stabby huwt stick...pwease!"
- "I'll make this quick."
- >Carefully place nail directly over heart.
- >One swift push=one quick scream.
- >Fluffy pony is dead, goes in the bag.
- >Promoter is happy.
- >Get free tickets to show.
- >During concert, cop a feel on some chick's titty.
- >She's into it...gives you an hand job.
- >fuckyeah.jpg
- >Notice you are standing right where little buddy died.
- >That is your good luck spot from now on.
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