banchô-Anon's Stand: the teddy bears

banchô-Anon's Stand: the teddy bears
this stand creates A teddy bear Composed of metallic fabric with Either an "X" or a "÷" Embroidered on its face instead of a left  eye And a number between two and Sixty Instead of a right eye Within a 3 Meter Line of sight of its user. when in contact with any object that performs Any function or sub function rhythmically Be It the beating of a heart or the motion of a piston That Function's Tempo is  modified By the amount indicated on the eyes of the bear, this Does not convey motion Power or ability to withstand the new tempo Merely force the new tempo Onto the target, these bears Are not animate and have only the weight And size of an average children's teddy bear,And can easily be moved safely such as by poking them off of the object with a stick.