Unforeseen Consequences - At the mountains of chaos (pt.2)

>Discord must have hit your head really hard or you were still unconscious because the landscape that you were looking at couldn’t possibly be real.
>What is this place? Is this the world that Discord talked you about? Because if so, then you really fucked it up
>This place… this world… it defied so many natural laws and boundaries that it could very well be a fucking cartoon.
>The entire geography of this world is all fucked up. Tons of small chunks of land were floating around with no discernible pattern in how they were grouped, and every island also featured a wildly different biome from the others.
>There simple islands with rocky formations on them and nothing else, but they were the exception rather than the norm.
>A lot of these islands were covered by vegetation and guarded by flying creatures that no man has ever seen before. You really hope that you don’t ever have to venture into them, their mere sight sent a chill down your spine.
>But the oddities didn’t end with the floating islands, far from it. Unlike Earth’s beautiful blue sky, this world had repeating patterns that were replicated in an exact manner at every visible scale… fractals… the sky of this world were text-book examples of fractal phenomena
>Just what in god’s name is this place?
>”So the sleeping beauty has finally decided to wake up. How marvelous!”
>Even when you felt that your head was about to split open… even when your mind was being assaulted by millions of questions, you could still recognize that voice. Seems like Discord finally decided to show up
> Your heart started to beat faster than ever as you slowly turned around to face Discord…
>Hey… why do you feel so... funny? It felt like moving became a hurdle on itself…hmmm… maybe it was because of your body still adjusting to the inter-dimensional travel, you know like how astronauts feel when doing Zero G trainings.
>And more importantly… where was Discord? You could only see the barren surface of the island where you were standing… maybe… the travel also took a toll on your mind…
“I’m hearing things now… goddamn I need to calm my nerves before I start hallucinating worse things”
>”Oh, I’m not a hallucination, that much I can guarantee you…”
>You jumped in response from Discord’s voice and fell flat on your back. He’s nowhere to be seen, but… you’re sure that you heard his voice… fucking shit, mate what’s going on?”
>When you tried to get back up, you noticed something that sent your mind into a state of utter horror
“W-WHAT THE FUCK?! D-Discord, w-what d-did you do to me?!”
>Holy fuck, your hands they were gone, or more like they were replaced with a couple of cylindrical limbs.
>You were terrified to look at the rest of your body, but… god… you had to do it… OH, FUCK!
>Your body… what were you? What did you got transformed into?! Holy fuck! Nononononono this wasn’t what you wanted! Discord! That fucking asshole! This was all his fault!.
“GYAH! OH GOD WHAT IS THIS SHIT! WHY, WHAT, HOW?! DISCORD YOU FUCKING HACK, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!”
>You started squirming on the ground, trying to somehow get away from this new body… needless to say, you felt completely desperate
>Discord’s could be heard once more “Oh, come on Anon don’t be like that, after all… this is simply a part of our deal”
“You never mentioned that something like this would happen!”
>”Well…You should have asked” Discord replied with a mocking tone
“Son of a bitch!”
> Okay, okay… calm down… calm down… okay, first order of the day… get back on your… whatever the fuck these things are…
>But in order to do that… you had to learn how your body worked
>Hmmm… okay… you really can’t tell what species you’re now, but it was obvious that you were now a four legged animal…
 “Ok mate, you can do this, imagine that you are a turtle, or a cat”
>”You know, if you’re having so much trouble with something as basic as this, maybe I could lend you a hand since you don’t have any” That son of a bitch…
>Of course you needed help, but fuck that fucking guy, you can do this on your own… you HAD to do this on your own
“Fuck off, I’ll figure it out on my own”
>”Awww, isn’t this cute? The little Anon wants to be a big boy”
 “…Fuck you…”
>Okay, picture that you’re a cat… a cat with cylindrical limbs… you had to roll on your back so your limbs are facing the ground…. HAH! Nailed it!
>Now it comes the hard part… you need to stand on your limbs…so you slowly, very slowly try to stand up and… fuck yeah! Now you were up on your… things!
>Now… time to walk… you could feel your heart racing from the excitement… you can do this!
>You moved your right front leg, then your right rear leg, then your front left leg, and so on… huh why was this so easy?
>Maybe your worries were a bit exaggerated since now you could walk with ease, and it felt… scaringly natural
>But could you run? Well… let’s try it out… fuck, why did it feel so natural? Why could you handle this new body with so much ease?
>Those were important questions, sure… but first you had to do something equally important
“Hah, I did it! In your face, Discord!”
>”Very impressive anon, you managed to perform a task that even babies can do. Brah-vo” You heard the sound of clapping in the distance “But what do you think if we discuss the more important details of our deal in a more… what’s the term that you humans use? Ah yes, comfy place” Immediately after those words a small house materialized  in the middle of the barren island
>Should you enter into that creepy cabin? Hmmm… Nah! The first priority that you had right now was to a better idea on what the fuck you were now…
>You sat and the ground and started to analyze this new body once more
>As you realized before, you were now a four legged mammal… and even when you didn’t have anything to compare yourself to, you had the impression that you weren’t exactly a large creature.
>But boy, you were softer than any plushy… you could get behind this change…
>”Anon… what are you doing? we have matters of importance to discuss”
“Yeah, yeah in a moment Discord”
>You reached your face and head with your limbs, hmmm your limbs really were sturdy, but sensitive enough to feel that you had short hair, and also what could be described as a muzzle.
>But what intrigued you the most was the sharp, long protuberance coming from what you thought qas your forehead…
>What in the world were you, you had fur but also feels like you have hair, hmmm you wondered if your lil’ Anon is okay
>”Oh for Pete’s sake, come here!” Discord’s voice changed to a very annoyed one and in a blink of an eye, you appeared inside of what it looked like an office
>Discord was sitting on a big chair, and just like you he looked different from you dimension. Jesus this really was cartoon land
>”Well, anon, I know that you were having fun with your creepy touching, but we have important things to go through before you meet our lovely masterminds” Discord chuckled in a devilish way…
>Yeah… he can go and fuck himself on that one… and who the fuck designed this ugly-ass office?
>It was like it belonged to a stereotypical company executive, big, with gigantic bookshelves and a big wooden desk… man, for someone who owns the title of master of chaos or whatever, he surely has a very boring work place
>”ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?” Discord slammed his paw on the desk. He was mad…s-so you guess that you should start paying attention.
>Or you know what? Fuck him, you weren’t going to show fear, you’re gonna be calm and chill… yeah… that’ll annoy him even harder
“Oh please Discord, I thought that you were cooler than this! But then I saw this office… pfft! Whatever mate, say whatever it’s on yer mind”
>Discord glared at you, clearly not amused by your tone “Well, well, well seems like we can be smug… okay Anon… you want to be like that? I’ll show you what happens when you downplay the spirit of chaos…”
>Discord snapped his talons, opening a portal to… to…
“OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.”
>Discord chuckleds at your reaction “That my friend, is the destiny that will awaits you if you ever talk to me with that arrogant tone ever again” He leans to you with a glare that could kill “Capisci?”
>You frantically nodded
>”I’m glad that we have come to an agreement. And in celebration I will give you a little gift… since you were so interested in taking a look of your new body… I’ll be a good host and help you with that” He snapped his talons making a large mirror to appear.
 “OH GOD!”
>Discord hovered behind you, placing his paw on your shoulder; a proud smile was drawn on his face
“HOLY BLAZES, I’M ADORABLE!”
>”Yes you are. You can thank yours truly for your new and improved looks”
 “SO YOU-“
>”Ah ah ah Anon, remember, no interruptions”
>…Fucker
>”I suppose that with all those brains that you presume to have, you’ve already figured out that you are a pony”
“What are you talking about? Ponies don’t have horns”
>Discord rolled his eyes and continued with his explanation “Please Anon, I know that you humans know what a unicorn is… or who knows, maybe your forgot what they were considering all the tinkering I did with your mind”
“YOU WHA-“
>Discord held his talon to shush you “Oh don’t worry my pint sized friend! I just added a bunch of basic information into that pink mush that you call brain, stuff like how to move your body… and how to perform magic…”
“Wait… did you say… magic?”
>”That, I said…” Discord nodded
>Alright… maybe having a weird equine body isn’t so bad after all… maybe
“Soooo…”
>Discord rolled his eyes and sighed “Yes, I will tell you how to use your pony magic, so pay attention or I’ll turn you into a toad…” then he placed his hooves on your new soft shoulders ”We’ll start with the most basic spell of all: levitation. Just focus on say… the magnificent figurine of me that is on the desk”
>…This sounded like hippie bullshit but alright, you could take it because this was fucking magic man! Magic that you could actually use!
>So you followed Discord’s instructions… hnnng… you felt an electrical sensation running throughout your body… but… but the figurine actually got enveloped in a colorful aura…. And YEAH! YOU COULD MAKE IT FLOAT!
“WOW!”
>”Yes, yes impressive, but your magical capabilities don’t end with something as simple as a levitation spell. Truth to be told, there are as many spells as there are stars in the night sky, and I can bet that you are just bubbling with curiosity and wonder about what other spells you can perform, right?
>You happily nodded with a hopeful smile on your face, eager to know what other sick shit you could do
>Discord gave you a grin and shrugged “Well, I have good news for you, since you are a scientist, you’ll have to discover what the extents of your magic are, and believe me, you’ll have plenty of time for that, y’know… considering that you’re a kid and all that.”
>Aww shit, you lowered your head in disappointment, goddamn man, you wanted to know more about magic like- … wait a fucking minute, did he say… that you were a kid?”
“D-Discord, I think that I heard something wrong… because I could’ve sworn that you just said that I’m an infant now… but that can’t be possible, right?”
>”Oh Anon, who do you think that you’re talking to? There’s nothing impossible for the lord of chaos, and that includes the fact that you’re a kid now. But before you get angry at me, you have to know that this wasn’t my idea, I was just following the guidelines that our benefactors gave me…and yes, I know that you have a lot of questions going on in your puny human mind about who they might be… but don’t you worry because you’re about to meet them, so with that said, I hope that you look forward to meet your new home… Equestria!
“Wait! So we are going to another dimension?”
>”Why yes, you didn’t think that you would live with me, did you? I mean, I like you as much as I like the blisters on my talons, but I don’t think that I could stand you for a very long period of time. The reason why I brought you to my house was to sort out the finer details of our deal, namely your hilarious initial reaction, anyways my dear, on we go!”
>So this crazy world wasn’t going to be your new home… man that was a relief… the things is… who or what is that third party that Discord keeps mentioning? Are these benefactors as insane as him? Well, it’s not like you could go back now, your only option left is to wait and see.