kramer about poppin'

I’m convinced you could write a Seinfeld script about anything. Here let me show you:

>Kramer *bursts through the door*: They’ve really done it now! It’s POPPED Jerry, POPPED!
>Jerry: Whats popped what are you talking about?
>Elaine: I once dated a guy, he used to make a popping noise in bed
>George: really? In bed?
>Elaine: *nods while drinking a snapple*
>Kramer: Don’t you have TLC Jerry? You haven’t been following Jazz?
>Jerry: I’m more of a pop music kinda guy
>George: I haven’t listened to music since they switched to CDs
>Elaine: That’s because you’re too cheap to buy a CD player
>George: CASETTES ARE BETTER, I LIKE THE CLICK WHEN YOU PUT ONE IN
>Jerry: He needs the click Elaine
>George: Gotta have the click
>Kramer: Not jazz music, Jazz Jennings, the transgender
>Elaine: I think they’re called transsexuals Kramer
>Jerry: No I believe they are in fact transgenders
>George: do you think I could pass as a transgender?
>Elaine: *looks at the top of George’s head* uhh no
>George: What? Why? Tell me why I couldn’t pass as a transgender
>Jerry: Why do you want to be a transgender?
>George: I don’t but I want to know why SHE *points vigorously* doesn’t think I could pass for one
>Elaine: *walks over to George and starts knocking on his scalp* getting any ideas?
>Kramer: Bob Sacamano, he’s working on the film crew for that documentary...says the thing popped CLEAN open, it’s a MEEEESS *does kramer-y lean back as he says this* down there