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  2. Pinned by Glink
  3. Do_odle
  4. 1 month ago
  5. How is Elliot Rodgers better looking than Glink?
  6. Seriously, I know you were trying to make fun of the guy, but he is a stud, how in the fuck was he unable to find a little bit of pussy, unless his standards were ridiculously high or some shit.
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  8. I think that might be the problem, just high standards. Lets face it if you're an ugly guy with not much going for you then there has to be an ugly chick out there with not much going for her who's probably just as desperate as you are to gratify themselves with a sexual experience and relationship. I've been inside walmarts, I know there are ugly women out there, I know they exist, and I'm not making fun of them, I just want any incels here to know that you still have fucking options, dude, and know that they are probably going through some similar shit.
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  10. I felt like that when I was just turning into a teenager, shy, unconfident because I felt unattractive, I mean I played sports, I didn't lift much, I didn't have a million touchdowns or homeruns under my belt, I was just not very strong-willed, in the 8th grade I wrote my first girlfriend a poem because I thought that's what chicks liked, and she loved it, I on the other hand really only liked her big ass titties, so our relationship was kind of awkward when she went into it thinking that I was a knight in shining armor when all I really was... was hormonal lol. It didn't work out, and in the end I was the one who got played, by myself, I wasn't able to keep her interested in the way that I had set up for her, I couldn't be her muse in the way she expected, I still remember discretely fingering her in a darker corner of the highschool courtyard the next year right in front of her bisexual friend... ofcourse there was coats and bookbags in the way, but the friend kinda knew what was up, and she started flirting with me after that day. My girlfriend didn't quite like that, and me being the weak hormonal guy I was, kind of gave into her friend's advances a little bit, thinking maybe I could get a three-way going maybe, but that's when the music stopped for her. That poem I wrote her made her feel like I wanted her to be one of the most important things in my world, and I had finally proven otherwise in her eyes. I was just so desperate to get experience with women and grow as a dude, I just tested my boundaries too much. Long story short I didn't get either of them, and I ruined a friendship for a short time, they eventually became friends again and so did we, but nothing ever came close to how happy we were when we were just trying to figure our shit out. Truth be told I never actually got my shit figured out, in the same year my escapades led me to getting jerked off by a decently hot blonde chick in the middle of physical science class, I'd gotten to a point where getting laid was regular, but by all accounts these chicks were not like top of the food chain, because neither was I, I'd just became a pothead who did little more than listen to music and play video games all day. I stopped playing high school sports, I stopped weight training, I was lazy as fuck, but that was pretty much okay because the chicks that I found myself with or who were attracted to me were the same fucking way. They were just misfits in society's eyes, and in all honesty yeah, they weren't the prettiest, or had the biggest tits or asses, or the best reputations, but neither did I, I didn't have the biggest dick, and I was overall a very risk adverse guy, I wasn't a dick to anyone, I was nice, I didn't like conflict, I just wanted to do the things that made me happy, that's how I discovered my standards for females was a simple one, I just wanted someone who got me, who could understand where I was coming from and why I was coming from there. Genetics don't mean a damn thing, because like I said, there were some decently hot chicks that have been in my life, and there have been some outright ugly chicks who I've thought were the best things In my life. I mean ugly. Like I'm talking small tits, hairy, fat, glasses. Not the ugliest but definitely by most peoples accounts ugly enough to put below their standard brackets. I didn't care though, really. That didn't matter to me because I knew I had someone who got me, understood who I was, y'kno. I knew I could probably get better, in terms of physical, but I couldn't get what they offered me from anyone else, because my personality and approach to women has not strayed much since I wrote that stupid romantic poem for that first girl on the last week of my final middle school year.
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  12. So yeah, if you're incel and you're reading this, don't lower or heighten your standards, ye? Just change em, make your standard to be someone who understands you, and do what you can to find that, just make yourself available. Yes, there are some dumbass women that exist in this world, but being a dumbass man doesn't bring things in balance for you or anyone else, because I believe if you exist then a female going through your same shit has to exist, and if you're wasting your time fueling your own fires then you'll never be able to find and settle hers. Odds are she won't be a super model. But who wants a super model anyways? They say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but the truth is that there are 4billion women on this planet, some of them have to be as sad as you are, the sadder truth is that you both probably indirectly hate each other's guts, but I think the truth is that you're both the cure to one another's autism, lol, or depression, or whatever horseshit you're going through, honestly, happiness waiting to blossom. So, get to know chicks you probably wouldn't ever talk to. Your romance could probably turn out to be like Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik but what does it matter? I'm sure in the real world the first time you get a proper lay is the first time you get a proper feeling of what it means to be human, it's eye opening, and causes many transformations in thought and habit. You start wanting to make changes to make the experiences better and better so even though it might start out like Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik who knows where it could go after that, you could potentially get into sports and strength training, she'd probably get more into yoga, cooking, and fashion, and the next thing you know you're actually impressing each other with godly physiques, irregardless you've both made an impression on each other already. It's just human nature to pair up against the world, but it's also human nature to shun a world that hasn't provided a pair. Can't blame the world though, she's innocent, but you shouldn't blame yourself either, it's wasted energy, just let entropy be entropy, use the tragic rains of depression as the utility in which you grow up a vast harvest of relationships and love. Plant your seeds, be fruitful... Never heard of an ugly tree have you...? Okay, this is pretty gay, I don't want you to become hippie ass druids, wizards of the world, I just want you to recognize your potential on this planet is not a negative one, there's plenty of pussy in this world and everyone goes through what you've probably been going through your whole life, just stop trying to turn love into a perverse competition, guys only do that to mask the truth inside and to exude manlinest, but the truth is we all need somebody that gets us and we all need somebody who is willing to suck our dicks, so... get on with it. Even if you've got a micropenis, I don't care what excuse you have, if you're just a torso with one arm I'm sure you can make a bitch scream to the high heavens with just your fucking knuckles. You're equipped to satisfy her regardless of your situation, lesbians do it. Dudes might say you're not a real man, but who are you milking the fucktits out of? Her or them? I don't really speak from experience here, but I've had many chicks who weren't very, lets say, juicy, and I understand how they feel when you have to use lube, it is embarrassing but It doesn't take away from anything to get creative in the areas you lack in, and odds are most of you probably aren't even lacking in the dick size department, you're probably just insecure which makes things out to be smaller, like you're fucking Pelagius, letting your anger that you're an actual fucking mortal with not a 10inch behemoth bully the reality of your confidence, and if that's the case slam a jabbawock on that shit, it's not worth it, your utility is large enough, and if it's not, like I said, just find shorter chicks or use your fucking fist, everyone's arm is a literal fucking Rasputin, which is, against the thesis of the black pill, one of the largest dicks ever that's actually pickled and on display in a Russian museum... Retarded shit. The point is just stop trying to hold yourself and others to retarded societal standards, stop trying to change those standards, just start striving for personal excellence and finding people who can appreciate that. It's no easy task but It also doesn't have to be as difficult as you think.
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  14. Good luck and good fuck, autistic people of the internet.
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