Turbo Kid (2015) Eng

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This is the future.

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The world as we know it is gone.

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Acid rain has left the land barren,
and the water toxic.

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Scared by endless wars, humanity struggles
to survive in the ruins of the old world.

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Frozen in an everlasting nuclear winter,
this is the future.

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This is the year 1997.

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Turbo Blast!

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Yeah!
Oh, yeah! Come on.

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Kid!

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Hey, oh, man, it's been a long time.

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How you been, huh?

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OK.

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A vicious whore bit me, right smack
in the middle of my nut-sack.

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That shit ever happen to you?

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Hey, what happened?

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Who did that?

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It was the rat.

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That rat did that?

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It was a vicious rat.

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You know, it's a goddamn miracle
that you're still surviving on your own.

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Well, how about a drink?

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Uh, no thank you.

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Suit yourself.

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Are you gonna play nice, Mr. Bird?

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Huh? Are you gonna play nice?

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OK.

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OK.

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The drinks are on you.

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- Yeah.
- Aha-ha.

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Huh, still undefeated.

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So, what else you got?

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Oh, um...

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Well for this junk, I, uh,
can give you the usual.

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Hmm?

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Let me give you a couple
of these too on credit.

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Looks worse than ever.

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Well, if you feel like complaining some more,

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you're more than welcome to lap up
whatever's on the floor.

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This sucks.

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Hey!

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Keep pedalling, you piece of shit.

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Unbelievable.

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Or I could always, uh, toss this in
for good measure, hmm?

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What the hell do you think
you're doing? Huh?

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You can't just walk
into a man's personal bubble.

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His what?

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A man's personal space,
the arm-length radius, yeah?

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My mother-fucking-comfort-zone,
and it's family only.

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Sir?

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Can't you see I'm in
the middle of something here?

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- Another one's gone missing.
- Who?

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I haven't got all day.

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Are you going to tell me who it is,
or am I gonna beat it out of you?

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It's your brother.

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Fuck!

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Let's roll!

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- Let's go!
- Yeah, come on. Move it.

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Outstanding performance!

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Your infamous brother would be proud.

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Do you have any last requests?

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Hmm, try not to see this as punishment

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but rather an opportunity to prove
your usefulness in these difficult times.

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"Your reign of justice is over, Turbo Rider,

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"but to be a true hero,
you'll have to save your girlfriend."

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"Save me, Turbo Rider."

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"Your evil plan will fail, Dr. Robotor."

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"I will destroy you with my Turbo Glove,
the ultimate weapon against the robot threat."

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"But I am no ordinary robot,
I am a secret weapon.

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"Prepare to taste
a full turbo charge of..." Um...

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Hey!

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What's that in your hand?

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It's, um, it's a comic book.

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What's it about?

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It's about Turbo Rider?

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That's rad.

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Are you alone?

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Do you have any friends?

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Oh, do you want to play hide and seek?

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- I, um, I gotta go.
- Wait!

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Before we go,
I just have to take care of something.

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It's OK, now. You don't have to worry
about me any more.

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I found a new friend. I'll be fine I promise.

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Um... Hmm.

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Sir, sir?

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I've been thinking. I don't know,
do you think it'd be a better idea

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to keep looking for the water source,
instead of, you know, fighting Zeus?

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Are you saying we should
abandon my brother?

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No. No. No, but I mean,
do you really think we stand a chance?

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Chance? Is that how you think
I became a champion?

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A man with a good plan
has already won half the battle.

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So what is the plan?

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Right now, the plan is to take a piss.

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Who needs chance anyways?

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What a cheap move.

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How'd I know that was gonna be you?

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Soon you'll have to learn
how to fix it by yourself.

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Here you go.

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- Good morning!
- Whoa!

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What are you doing here?

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Breakfast.

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Wow, where did you find all this stuff?

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Look at all these!

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It's like a museum of coolness in here.

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Oh, I love these, and the mixed colours.

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Look at that dress.
I love the colour of that dress.

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It's so nice. Oh, my God.

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- There's so many little things...
- Hey! Don't touch that!

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Are you OK?

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Yeah, just, you know,

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- you stepped in my manly bubble, thing...
- Oh.

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Did I break it?

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No, it's more of a, um,

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an arm length, um, comfort radius zone, OK?

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Oh, I see.

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- How did you find me?
- Oh, it's the bracelet.

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Oh, great. Well,

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how do you get it off?

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Oh, you just don't.

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Sit.

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Eat your cereal before it gets all mushy.

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- OK, how do I know you didn't poison this?
- Well, because, friends don't poison friends.

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No, no, OK. We are not friends.

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OK? I don't even know who you are.

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We met at the playground.

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Yeah,
but you broke into my home.

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You touched my things...

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And you talk to dead people.

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And I brought you back
your Turbo Rider comic book.

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Well, OK, you know,

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I thought you would want to hang out,

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- but you know, if you want me to go, then...
- Wait!

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OK, you can, you can stay.
But just for a while.

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My name's Apple.

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Of course it is.

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What are we going to do today?

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- I am going scavenging.
- Rad. I love scavenging.

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No, no, no! You, hmm, you stay here.

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Just don't touch anything.

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Well, why can't I come?

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Um, well, because...

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Because you don't have a bike.

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We are going scavenging.

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Yes!

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I love scavenging.

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OK.

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You were right!

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Your manly bubble is really comfortable!

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OK, we need to talk.

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OK, if you're coming with me, you need
to follow the survival rules of the wasteland.

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OK! I love rules!

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OK, rule number 1,
always have water on you.

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Water, check.

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And, rule 2,
always stay within the safe zone.

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Ooh, that's clever.

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Thank you.

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Rule number 3,
always have your wheels ready.

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Have your wheels ready.

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- Um...
- Oh.

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Yee-ha!

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Number 4, try avoiding people,
especially those who look evil.

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Well, I'm happy you
didn't avoid me.

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Like I had a choice.

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So you're Frederick, the arm wrestler.

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You have an eye for the obvious, Zeus.

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Uh, you know it's wonderful to finally
put a face to the name,

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and an honour to have you here.

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You can shove that honour up your arse.

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Now, what the hell
have you done with my brother?

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Patience my good man, patience.

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Now, your way of settling things,
I find a bit tedious.

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Around here we like to do things
with a little more joie de vivre.

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Blades, that's a nice touch.

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And there's more, blades and fire!

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Haa!

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When I say blades and fire,
I want blades and fire.

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Do you mind?

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No, go ahead.

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Thank you.

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Just because civilisation is over,
doesn't mean we can't act civilised.

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Well, what do you say we see
what the man has to offer, huh?

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All right, Zeus, but you won't like
what you see.

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You think I didn't see that coming?

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I have eyes everywhere.

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From where I stand, I only see one.

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Mother fucker!

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I'm going to kill you with my bare hands.

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Well, from where I stand, I only see one.

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Rule number 5, no hugging while riding.

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I'm sorry.

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OK, now we really need to find you a bike,
and maybe a helmet.

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- Rule number 5...
- 6.

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- Rule number 6...
- Yes.

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Always carry a weapon.

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And 7, if you don't have one, make one.

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Make one.

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Making a weapon...

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Ah.

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This is so pretty.

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This is my weapon.

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This is my gnome stick.

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I really like it a lot, thank you so much.

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Pew, poo, poo, poo in the eye,
you're not part of it. Argh!

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Yeah, that's right.

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Boom! Pow! Gnome!

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Boom! Kabam!

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Pooh! Nah I told you, get back here!

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- Don't you ever rest?
- No.

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- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.

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What are you doing here?

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I'm practising my swing.

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I mean, how did you get here,
this side of the wasteland?

212
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Well, my last best friend
was a water hunter, so I tagged along.

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Then he died, and here we are.

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I'm sorry.

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Why, what'd you do?

216
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No, no. I mean, about your friend.

217
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Oh, no, don't be, he's dead.

218
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So, where do you come from?

219
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Pretty far, all the way
from the other side of the wasteland.

220
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I always wondered
what the other side looked like.

221
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It's kind of grey and dusty.
Well, I could show you.

222
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I can't.

223
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Oh yeah, rule number 2...

224
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Well, that's too bad,
that's too bad because you're "lt"!

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Hah!

226
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- What?
- You're "lt", I tagged you!

227
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,168
Now, you gotta tag me back, if you can!

228
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Hah!

229
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- Oh, look at the bird...
- Where?

230
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You're friggin' fast.

231
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Wanna see something cool?

232
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I always want to see something cool.

233
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Come on.

234
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,558
Whoa, that's a T-Rex.

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Yeah, they were these, um, big creatures
that used to walk the earth a long time ago.

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And they got killed off by this big explosion.

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It's kind of like what happened to us,

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you know?

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Run! Run! Run!

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As you may know,
the situation is critical.

241
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Our defence grid has been breached.

242
00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:26,550
We have reached maximum casualty level.

243
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This is it soldier.

244
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We have to hit these damn
machines with everything we've got.

245
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You are our last hope.

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Turbo Rider.

247
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The fate of our future
is in your hand.

248
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Where is she?

249
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I'm coming, Apple.

250
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My beloved followers, we have a very special
guest with us here this evening.

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May I introduce Frederick,
the one-handed arm wrestler.

252
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:31,795
Now, Frederick wishes to be reunited
with his loving brother.

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We all know how generous of spirit I am,
and I'm going to grant him his wish.

254
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I bet you're wondering
what this contraption is, hmm?

255
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:44,766
You like science? I absolutely love it.

256
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:49,020
For example, do you know how much water
there is in the average human body?

257
00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:57,362
Your blood is 83% water,
your muscle tissue, 75%.

258
00:35:57,446 --> 00:36:01,158
The gristle and cartilage
around your bones, 55%.

259
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:03,910
The bones themselves, 25%.

260
00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:08,415
And your noggin up here,
the old grey matter is 90% water.

261
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:13,879
Which brings the grand total
to 10 precious gallons of H2O.

262
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:20,594
10 gallons, which this machine
is designed to extract.

263
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:26,099
- I hope you choke on it, you mother fucker!
- Ah, ha-ha.

264
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:32,814
My beloved followers, who keeps you safe?

265
00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:34,149
Zeus!

266
00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:35,984
Who quenches your thirst?

267
00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:37,152
Zeus!

268
00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:39,196
And who keeps you bloody entertained?

269
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,363
Zeus!

270
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,450
You see?
I'm not nearly as despicable as you think.

271
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:47,245
- Let the juicing begin.
- No!

272
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,751
I beg your pardon,
did somebody say something?

273
00:36:57,256 --> 00:36:59,466
Did somebody say something?

274
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:10,727
Release the girl!

275
00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:15,607
And who exactly are you supposed to be?

276
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,528
I'm a super hero.

277
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:28,161
And what exactly is your super power?

278
00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:34,501
I said, what is your super power?

279
00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:37,671
This.

280
00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:45,512
Oh, come on, son. Give it your best shot.

281
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:51,059
Well, that's rather disappointing, isn't it?

282
00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:53,687
Into the pool with him!

283
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:55,105
In the pool!

284
00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,869
Whoa! Oh!

285
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:12,872
I'm so happy to see you.

286
00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:18,211
Oh, I, uh, I brought you something.

287
00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,380
I brought this back for you.

288
00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:23,717
You're the best.

289
00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:28,221
A reunion, how sweet.

290
00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,515
You know, I'm real happy for you kids, I am.

291
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,436
But unless we all want to end up in that giant
fucking blender over there, we need a plan.

292
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,521
OK so listen up. I'm going to take
the fat one,

293
00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:38,106
he might be strong, but he'll be slow.

294
00:38:38,190 --> 00:38:40,734
You take the big guy.
Yeah, you're going to have to surprise him.

295
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,736
You two take the ugly one, OK?

296
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,821
What's the matter, kid, huh? Are you scared?

297
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:50,702
- Yeah.
- Fear is good, use it as a weapon. Yeah?

298
00:38:51,203 --> 00:38:52,871
Now, girl what is that thing, a dwarf?

299
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:54,956
No, that's my gnome stick!

300
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,791
OK, whatever.
I want you to swing it as hard

301
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,168
as you can at that mother fucker's face.

302
00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,461
- Yeah?
- Sir, yes sir!

303
00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:01,296
Huh?

304
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:06,217
Feel the wrath of Mr. Gnome.

305
00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,471
Can you feel it?

306
00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:11,306
The wrath of Mr. Gnome!

307
00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:12,766
I guess that was our cue.

308
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,711
You fat fuck, you're fast.

309
00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:47,467
Apple.

310
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,630
Not so fast now are you, fat fuck?

311
00:41:02,751 --> 00:41:04,252
Bravo.

312
00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:09,966
I have to admit, I did not see that coming.

313
00:41:14,221 --> 00:41:17,015
We won. Let us go.

314
00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:21,269
That's not how it works, kid.

315
00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:23,188
You're changing the rules, are you, Zeus?

316
00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:25,482
It's my game, my rules.

317
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:29,152
No!

318
00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:33,031
I admire your resolve, but in the end,
you're just a loser.

319
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,994
Eh, put the kid down.

320
00:41:38,078 --> 00:41:39,245
Argh.

321
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,747
Playtime's over, kid.

322
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:11,319
Prepare to taste a turbo charge
of justice in the face!

323
00:42:11,570 --> 00:42:13,530
Watch out!

324
00:42:23,582 --> 00:42:27,835
Hey, kids, now would be
a good time to leave.

325
00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:30,588
Let's split up.

326
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:49,566
Find them.

327
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,526
Kill them.

328
00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:54,153
Bring me back their heads on pikes.

329
00:43:57,926 --> 00:43:59,636
Hey there, sleepy head.

330
00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:09,062
Where, uh, where are we?

331
00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:11,939
We're on a couch.

332
00:44:12,566 --> 00:44:14,942
Why? How?

333
00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:18,529
You got pretty beat up.
You came back to save me.

334
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,367
That was really sweet of you.

335
00:44:26,538 --> 00:44:27,914
You look pretty good in that suit.

336
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,041
- You think so?
- Hmm.

337
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,503
I just wish I could have done more,
you know?

338
00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:36,547
I wish I could have been more like
the real Turbo Rider.

339
00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:40,134
Yeah, maybe you can't,

340
00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:45,890
but you could totally
be Turbo Kid.

341
00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:52,397
That man in the eye patch, it was him.

342
00:44:53,982 --> 00:44:56,984
I wish I could have stopped him,
I should have.

343
00:44:57,069 --> 00:45:00,196
- Instead, I let you get shot.
- Hmm.

344
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:13,876
You're a robot.

345
00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:25,263
You're it!

346
00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:49,996
You're pretty human-like for a robot.

347
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,290
I'm very high-tech.

348
00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:57,420
I thought all robots were supposed to be evil.

349
00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:00,047
Depends on the model.

350
00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:03,050
Well, can you shoot

351
00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:04,719
laser beams out of your mouth?

352
00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:07,472
No, silly, I'm just a friendship...

353
00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:14,729
Apple? Apple?

354
00:46:15,898 --> 00:46:17,398
Apple?

355
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:21,319
Are you all right?

356
00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:26,574
Yeah, my bioelectric transmitter is damaged.

357
00:46:26,658 --> 00:46:28,785
- Does it hurt?
- Oh, no.

358
00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:30,995
I'm just losing some hearts.

359
00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:34,123
Hmm.

360
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,292
What happens when you
have no more hearts?

361
00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:38,169
I'll shut down, for good.

362
00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:41,464
Shut down? You mean you'll die?

363
00:46:42,257 --> 00:46:45,968
Yeah, yeah I'll die.

364
00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:00,525
Oh.

365
00:47:05,572 --> 00:47:07,406
Holy shit!

366
00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:12,495
Kid?
Look at you!

367
00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:16,290
Don't you think you're taking
this comic book shit too far, huh?

368
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,500
Look, we need your help.

369
00:47:17,709 --> 00:47:20,002
No, no, no, no, no.

370
00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:22,380
I don't care what kind of
trouble you got yourself into,

371
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,048
I'm not interested.

372
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,175
Hey. Hey.

373
00:47:26,301 --> 00:47:27,635
Put that back.

374
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,595
Looks like you got yourself a girlfriend, hmm?

375
00:47:33,475 --> 00:47:35,351
Oh!

376
00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:37,854
Give me that back, young lady!

377
00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:40,565
Hey, what are you doing? You're leaving?

378
00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:43,484
Yes, and if I were you, I'd be packing too.

379
00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:45,778
Frederick The Arm-Wrestler is gone!

380
00:47:45,904 --> 00:47:47,655
There's a shit storm coming!

381
00:47:47,948 --> 00:47:51,742
Some crazy bastards pissed off Zeus
and he's on the warpath!

382
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,035
Oh, yeah, that was us.

383
00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:54,412
And look!

384
00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:58,541
Wait!

385
00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:00,710
Stop following me!

386
00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:02,587
All we need is a bioelectric transmitter.

387
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:03,713
She's gonna die!

388
00:48:04,506 --> 00:48:06,591
Are you insane?

389
00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:07,758
Argh.

390
00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:09,802
She's a robot!

391
00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:11,429
Yeah, but she's my friend.

392
00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:12,680
I don't want to hear about it!

393
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,349
Bagu, please!

394
00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:22,982
And why should I help you?

395
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:24,901
What's in it for me?

396
00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:26,986
Um...

397
00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:30,364
You could have this.

398
00:48:33,118 --> 00:48:34,452
All right.

399
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,205
But just because it's you.

400
00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:40,541
You need to head north,

401
00:48:41,126 --> 00:48:42,668
find highway 64.

402
00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:48,841
There, you'll find your...
Robot cemetery.

403
00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:51,928
You might have some luck finding
whatever it is you're looking for there.

404
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:53,721
That is, if you're still alive.

405
00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:59,101
Now that's all I know,
so leave me alone. Hmm?

406
00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:02,939
- Thank you!
- Thank you. Thank you.

407
00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:04,023
Yeah.

408
00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:07,568
Oh, and uh, Bagu, the water, it's people.

409
00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:11,656
People?

410
00:49:12,407 --> 00:49:13,449
Nonsense.

411
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:15,868
Whoo-hoo!

412
00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:18,746
Apple!
Look at us ride!

413
00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:19,830
Over here!

414
00:49:58,370 --> 00:49:59,620
Apple!

415
00:50:13,593 --> 00:50:17,722
Stupid piece of God damn shit.

416
00:50:18,181 --> 00:50:25,104
Why does this aching son of a bitch
always have to happen to me?

417
00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:26,814
Ah!

418
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:38,159
I mean, how could this day
get possibly fucking worse?

419
00:50:45,417 --> 00:50:46,500
Fuck!

420
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:18,282
Hey there, sleepy head.

421
00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:22,578
Are you okay?

422
00:51:24,247 --> 00:51:25,247
I'm fine.

423
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,126
Are you sure?

424
00:51:30,295 --> 00:51:31,462
Oh, yes.

425
00:51:33,298 --> 00:51:35,091
See, I have 7.5 hearts left.

426
00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:50,022
Wait, how can you eat if you're a robot?

427
00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:54,985
Oh, I can eat, I can drink,
I can sleep, I can breathe.

428
00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,572
The illusion works better
if I behave 100% like a human.

429
00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:03,160
I mean, cos you know,

430
00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:07,581
no one wants to remind a human
that his best friend is a robot.

431
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,670
Well, I actually think it's kind of cool

432
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,381
that you're a robot.

433
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:26,183
And, plus, you've got some pretty
serious fighting skills too.

434
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:31,313
Do you want me to teach you?

435
00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:35,734
Yeah!

436
00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:36,861
Yes!

437
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:43,617
Are you ready to become a master
in the art of kicking ass?

438
00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:49,373
- Yes.
- Strike first, strike hard, show no mercy!

439
00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:52,751
That's it!

440
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,379
That's it?

441
00:52:55,463 --> 00:52:57,381
Eyes! Throat! Genitals!

442
00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:00,801
So, strike first.

443
00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:01,969
Always surprise your enemy.

444
00:53:03,388 --> 00:53:09,143
Strike hard, always remember the weak points
of the human body, eyes, throat, genitals.

445
00:53:09,227 --> 00:53:11,854
- Okay.
- And show no mercy,

446
00:53:11,938 --> 00:53:15,524
so, you know, show no mercy.

447
00:53:18,403 --> 00:53:19,486
Thank you.

448
00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:21,947
That was cool.

449
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:26,035
- Oh, this is so much fun.
- I'm glad it is for you.

450
00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,459
I love watching the sky at night.

451
00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:40,841
Do you know why there are so many stars?

452
00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:43,969
Oh, because space consists
of a whole lot of dust and gas

453
00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:45,679
that gather to form billions and billions of

454
00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:48,807
stars and suns across
the different galaxies of the universe?

455
00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:52,102
Yeah... No!

456
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:56,106
I mean,
what I was going to say is that,

457
00:53:56,191 --> 00:54:00,527
my mom once told me that,
when somebody dies, a star is born.

458
00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:03,781
So when the apocalypse happened,

459
00:54:05,116 --> 00:54:09,078
the sky lit up with all the souls
of the people who died.

460
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:16,669
So, your mom is up there?

461
00:54:20,048 --> 00:54:25,302
Yup, with my father. Up there in the sky.

462
00:54:33,144 --> 00:54:37,439
It's weird, I, uh... I never told
anyone about my parents before.

463
00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,166
I'm, I'm sorry.

464
00:54:57,335 --> 00:54:59,628
No worries, it could happen to anybody.

465
00:55:03,174 --> 00:55:04,174
We'll fix you...

466
00:55:05,051 --> 00:55:06,176
Promise.

467
00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:10,306
A T-Rex.

468
00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:26,488
Where the fuck am I?

469
00:55:32,537 --> 00:55:33,787
Zeus?

470
00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:35,497
How are you?

471
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:39,209
You're looking fine,
and, uh, kind of serious.

472
00:55:40,628 --> 00:55:41,712
Is that a new coat?

473
00:55:46,217 --> 00:55:47,968
Oh!

474
00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:51,055
Oh, oh that's... That doesn't look good.

475
00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:52,264
No, that's bad, that's bad.

476
00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:54,975
Look, whatever it is,
I'm sure we can talk this through!

477
00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:59,229
Were you actually going to leave town
without saying goodbye?

478
00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:01,398
Me?

479
00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:02,483
Oh, I wouldn't do that.

480
00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:05,152
I was just gonna take
a few days off, you know?

481
00:56:05,236 --> 00:56:07,404
Go to the beach, work on my tan.

482
00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:12,493
Just... I could really use some vitamin D.

483
00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:13,827
You know, Vitamin D.

484
00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:19,500
I'm looking for a young boy, a young girl,
and a big strapping cowboy.

485
00:56:19,584 --> 00:56:20,793
Cowboy, huh?

486
00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:26,757
Wow. And a boy and a girl,
uh... Maybe! Maybe.

487
00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:31,095
Nah, it doesn't ring a bell.

488
00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:32,179
No.

489
00:56:35,642 --> 00:56:37,518
No, no, no, no, no!

490
00:56:37,602 --> 00:56:40,604
I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but in case you haven't noticed,

491
00:56:41,189 --> 00:56:44,900
your guts are literally attached
to the wheel of this bicycle.

492
00:56:44,984 --> 00:56:46,360
This is...

493
00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:48,904
Ingenious! Yes, thank you.

494
00:56:48,988 --> 00:56:51,949
Now, I know

495
00:56:52,617 --> 00:56:54,952
that you know where they are.

496
00:56:57,372 --> 00:57:02,668
So, I suggest you start talking right away.

497
00:57:03,294 --> 00:57:04,545
The robot cemetery!

498
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,673
They're at the robot cemetery.

499
00:57:08,049 --> 00:57:09,216
That's all I know...

500
00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:14,096
Well, that was quick,
rather disappointing actually.

501
00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:17,349
You're gonna help me
put these back in, right?

502
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:18,475
- Mmm.
- Please?

503
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:21,228
Do you have any idea how much
time it took to set this up?

504
00:57:21,312 --> 00:57:22,312
Huh?

505
00:57:23,314 --> 00:57:25,691
Yes, I'm sure you'll understand.

506
00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:27,359
No, no, no, no.

507
00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:29,194
Ah! No, no, no, no!

508
00:57:46,504 --> 00:57:48,172
Shh.

509
00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:06,792
It's a dead end!

510
00:59:29,607 --> 00:59:30,857
Apple.

511
00:59:33,444 --> 00:59:34,444
No!

512
01:00:00,722 --> 01:00:03,724
I'm so sorry. We were so close.

513
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:05,809
It's okay.

514
01:00:06,811 --> 01:00:09,104
You're the best friend that I've ever had.

515
01:00:10,773 --> 01:00:11,815
Don't die on me!

516
01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:11,500
We're here, hold on!

517
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:26,223
Apple, wake up!

518
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:28,100
Wake up!

519
01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:30,477
I don't wanna be alone again.

520
01:01:59,298 --> 01:02:02,217
I've been travelling all day,
and I've developed quite a thirst.

521
01:02:02,301 --> 01:02:06,012
Would you have a drop of untainted
water for a fellow traveller?

522
01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:09,808
Lower your hammer please,
that won't be necessary.

523
01:02:11,102 --> 01:02:13,353
I know that my friend here doesn't
look quite as friendly as I do,

524
01:02:13,604 --> 01:02:17,357
but I assure you,
all I need is a simple cup of water.

525
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:38,920
Thank you.

526
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:43,842
Oh, that's wonderful.

527
01:02:44,969 --> 01:02:46,636
That's exactly what I needed.

528
01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:56,897
Now, where did you get the water?

529
01:02:58,024 --> 01:02:59,649
Because this is my land.

530
01:03:00,985 --> 01:03:04,154
Taking anything from my land
would be considered stealing.

531
01:03:04,405 --> 01:03:06,406
And you don't want to steal from me, do you?

532
01:03:07,241 --> 01:03:09,159
You got what you wanted, now please leave.

533
01:03:10,661 --> 01:03:12,204
Where did you get the water?

534
01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:15,207
It's OK, honey, I got this.

535
01:03:24,008 --> 01:03:25,884
It's all right, honey, he's got this.

536
01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:45,445
Death by drowning,
it's a luxury few men can afford.

537
01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:47,697
Stop!

538
01:03:49,575 --> 01:03:50,992
Hah, look at this.

539
01:03:51,536 --> 01:03:55,622
I admire your spirit, young lady,
but your story has come to an end.

540
01:03:55,706 --> 01:03:57,249
Then let's make it memorable.

541
01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,046
No!

542
01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:24,651
No.

543
01:04:24,735 --> 01:04:25,986
She's mine.

544
01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:30,574
Stop!

545
01:04:32,368 --> 01:04:33,660
Well, what have we got here?

546
01:04:36,372 --> 01:04:38,081
All right, kid, take your best shot.

547
01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:55,932
No, don't bother, he won't last long out there.

548
01:05:04,066 --> 01:05:05,191
Fore!

549
01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:53,156
You all right there, kid?

550
01:05:53,699 --> 01:05:55,825
You took quite a dose of that nasty gas.

551
01:05:59,163 --> 01:06:00,246
Where's Apple?

552
01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:06,336
I'm sorry, kid.

553
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,360
Why'd you save me?

554
01:06:31,904 --> 01:06:32,988
I owed you one.

555
01:06:35,282 --> 01:06:36,950
Well, actually, I needed a new hand.

556
01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:42,414
I sure as hell didn't expect to find you there.

557
01:06:43,541 --> 01:06:44,874
It's like fate or some shit.

558
01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:52,465
It's impressive, huh?

559
01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:56,886
You know what that is?

560
01:06:57,304 --> 01:06:58,763
Turbo Mega Blaster.

561
01:07:01,225 --> 01:07:03,393
You sure know your shit, kid, don't ya?

562
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,735
I guess you know where
I'm going with this then, hmm?

563
01:07:16,073 --> 01:07:18,992
I'm meeting up with an old mate
and we're going straight to Zeus.

564
01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:22,120
We're going to shove that
thing so far up his ass,

565
01:07:22,204 --> 01:07:24,664
that he'll taste his own shit.

566
01:07:24,749 --> 01:07:25,749
So, kid...

567
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:27,917
What do you say?

568
01:07:33,424 --> 01:07:34,466
Let's roll.

569
01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:39,220
Yeah, let's roll.

570
01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:18,343
How does he keep sneaking
up on me like that?

571
01:08:28,562 --> 01:08:29,646
What are you doing?

572
01:08:35,986 --> 01:08:37,320
Just play it cool, kid.

573
01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:39,739
Trust me.

574
01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:10,854
I love that dress!

575
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,929
You know, Frederick,
you make poor choices in friends.

576
01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:50,852
Ah, look, the arm-wrestler
has grown a new arm.

577
01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:53,688
What about you kid,

578
01:09:53,772 --> 01:09:57,192
you feeling feisty after
losing your super power?

579
01:09:57,276 --> 01:10:02,363
And your girlfriend,
correction, robotic girlfriend.

580
01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:04,574
Here name was Apple!

581
01:10:06,619 --> 01:10:08,536
I admire your spirit, kid,

582
01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:11,998
but unfortunately your story's
about to come to an end.

583
01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:14,459
Then let's make it memorable.

584
01:10:24,428 --> 01:10:25,637
Ah, you're the kid.

585
01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:27,680
Ha...

586
01:10:27,765 --> 01:10:29,974
You're full of surprises, aren't you?

587
01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:33,102
For Christ's sake,
will you shut the fuck up and let's fight!

588
01:10:35,522 --> 01:10:39,567
I knew you'd be eager,
that's why I brought the party to you.

589
01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:03,508
It's play time.

590
01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:10,348
Get ready to fight, kid.

591
01:11:12,977 --> 01:11:14,394
This is going to get ugly.

592
01:11:30,494 --> 01:11:31,661
I don't know if I can do this.

593
01:11:31,745 --> 01:11:36,374
A man never knows how strong he is
until being strong is the only choice he has.

594
01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:38,793
Really?

595
01:11:38,877 --> 01:11:41,087
I don't know, kid, but it sounds good.

596
01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:44,632
Argh!

597
01:11:49,221 --> 01:11:50,221
Eyes!

598
01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:51,347
Throat!

599
01:11:51,432 --> 01:11:52,432
Genitals!

600
01:11:56,270 --> 01:11:57,770
Nice!

601
01:12:06,905 --> 01:12:07,947
Ladies...

602
01:12:44,943 --> 01:12:46,569
Now I'm feeling the love.

603
01:12:56,538 --> 01:12:58,164
Come on, bitch, huh? Come on!

604
01:13:04,296 --> 01:13:06,130
You like that? Take this, bitch!

605
01:13:10,094 --> 01:13:12,929
That's it, sweetheart. Come to daddy.

606
01:13:38,914 --> 01:13:40,039
Ugh!

607
01:13:58,308 --> 01:13:59,392
Hey, kid!

608
01:14:52,613 --> 01:14:53,988
Fucker!

609
01:15:47,376 --> 01:15:49,043
Good riddance, you fucker.

610
01:16:55,152 --> 01:16:56,193
You're alive.

611
01:16:58,030 --> 01:16:59,071
You didn't wait for me.

612
01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:03,993
- I'm so sorry, I thought you were dead.
- No, no, no!

613
01:17:04,244 --> 01:17:05,745
I mean to start the fight.

614
01:17:07,914 --> 01:17:08,914
Oh...

615
01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:12,376
Well, I brought you back your, um,

616
01:17:13,545 --> 01:17:16,464
um, turbo, uh, glove thing.

617
01:17:20,844 --> 01:17:23,220
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

618
01:17:32,314 --> 01:17:33,689
You son of a bitch.

619
01:17:38,028 --> 01:17:39,904
Oh, you son of a...

620
01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:44,075
Such a rude individual.

621
01:17:53,210 --> 01:17:54,502
Look at us, huh?

622
01:17:54,586 --> 01:17:56,295
Deja vu all over again.

623
01:17:58,632 --> 01:18:01,258
Oh, and you were right, it was memorable.

624
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:13,396
Now, what was so difficult about that?

625
01:18:26,368 --> 01:18:27,368
Ah.

626
01:18:27,869 --> 01:18:30,079
Playtime is over Zeus.

627
01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:16,602
You know, I really like most people,
but you, I don't like.

628
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:31,844
Ah!

629
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:38,684
Well, I've worn you far too long.

630
01:21:42,939 --> 01:21:44,523
So much for trying to fit in.

631
01:21:47,402 --> 01:21:48,569
You're a robot?

632
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:52,740
Yeah, you didn't know?

633
01:21:52,949 --> 01:21:54,408
Robot?

634
01:21:54,492 --> 01:22:00,039
Ha, I am a CC1-11, corporate companion,

635
01:22:00,123 --> 01:22:04,376
designed to create
and instigate corporate policy.

636
01:22:04,461 --> 01:22:08,547
Fashioned to the likeness of my master.

637
01:22:11,301 --> 01:22:12,509
He said to me,

638
01:22:13,428 --> 01:22:16,597
just before I bashed his head
in with his own golf club,

639
01:22:19,976 --> 01:22:22,436
"Remember, you're only a robot."

640
01:22:23,605 --> 01:22:25,564
Only a robot!

641
01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:33,739
Well, I'm the one standing here, not him.

642
01:22:33,823 --> 01:22:36,408
Sir, you are very mean.

643
01:22:36,743 --> 01:22:38,827
I don't expect a basic friendship unit

644
01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:42,498
to have a CPU fast enough
to understand what I just said.

645
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:43,999
But rest assured,

646
01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:48,504
human beings are highly inefficient,

647
01:22:49,714 --> 01:22:54,259
pests actually, not unlike cockroaches.

648
01:22:54,344 --> 01:22:55,594
You're a monster!

649
01:22:55,679 --> 01:22:57,846
I was designed by your kind.

650
01:22:59,015 --> 01:23:01,058
You made me what I am.

651
01:23:01,935 --> 01:23:03,352
It was a mistake!

652
01:23:03,436 --> 01:23:04,687
And I'm trying to fix it!

653
01:23:05,897 --> 01:23:07,356
That's what super heroes do!

654
01:23:07,899 --> 01:23:09,274
How charming.

655
01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:12,027
Would you like to see what I do? Huh?

656
01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:34,193
You did good, Turbo Kid.

657
01:24:42,368 --> 01:24:47,456
And when you watch the sky at night,
I'll be there.

658
01:25:01,471 --> 01:25:02,471
No.

659
01:26:14,043 --> 01:26:15,335
You did the right thing, kid.

660
01:26:21,050 --> 01:26:22,134
How's your shoulder?

661
01:26:22,886 --> 01:26:24,052
Should be all right.

662
01:26:25,346 --> 01:26:26,889
You cannot kill this cowboy.

663
01:26:29,726 --> 01:26:32,227
I can't believe you found
the fucking water source!

664
01:26:34,230 --> 01:26:37,357
That's going to save hundreds of lives,
maybe more.

665
01:26:39,068 --> 01:26:40,068
Take good care of it.

666
01:26:44,115 --> 01:26:45,574
So you sure you want to leave, then?

667
01:26:52,248 --> 01:26:53,415
Where are you gonna go?

668
01:26:54,667 --> 01:26:57,252
To see what the rest of
the wasteland looks like.

669
01:26:59,797 --> 01:27:02,257
Well, there's not much to see there, kid.

670
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:09,223
I know.