Chuck and Mary vs the FBI

Chuck
You are Chuck, a detective living in Chicago. You have a pistol and a police badge. You enter the forest where you believe the criminal you're searching for fled to. Suddenly, you hear a noise from behind a tree

> You look behind tree.


You turn around and see a man dressed in black clothes standing there with his hands up. He looks like he's about your age.

"Hello," says the man. "I'm Detective Chuck".


> You arrest man for impersonating a police officer.


You grab the man by the collar of his shirt and pull him out of the tree. The man is surprised that you're not afraid of him.
"What are you doing?" asks the man.


> You handcuff man.


You cuff the man tightly to the tree. The man tries to resist but you quickly put handcuffs on him.
"Don't move!" you shout. "I'll kill you if I need to".
The man is very scared.

> You read the man his rights.


You take the man's hand and read him his rights.

> You put man in the back of your squad car.


You put the man into the back of your squad car.

> You take man to jail.


You drive the man to the police station. When you arrive at the police station, you find that it's empty except for two detectives sitting inside. One of them is reading a newspaper.


> You tell detectives you've arrested a man for impersonating an officer.


You tell the detectives you've arrested a man for impersonating an officer. They both laugh.
"Yeah, right". one of them says. "We don't do that here".

> You arrest detectives for impersonating detectives.


You arrest the detectives for impersonating detectives. They both get fired from their jobs.


> You go to the chief of police.


You go to the chief of police who tells you that you can't just arrest people for impersonating officers. It's against the law.

> You arrest the chief of police.


You arrest the chief of police.

> You pat yourself on the back for a job well done.


After this incident, you never again impersonate a police officer ever again.

> You investigate the conspiracy of impersonated officers.


A few years later, you meet a woman named Mary. She's a little older than you, but she seems nice enough. She also has a gun in her purse.


> You reassure Mary that she's safe.


You reassure Mary that she's safe. She smiles and thanks you.

> You ask Mary what she knows about the conspiracy of impersonated officers.


You ask Mary what she knows about the conspiracy of impersonated officers. She tells you that she was a cop once, but she retired after being accused of murder.


> You team up with Mary.


You decide to team up with Mary. Together, you plan to catch the conspirators.

> You investigate the conspiracy with Mary.


You investigate the conspiracy with Mary. You both catch some of the men who were impersonating cops.

> You interrogate the men who were impersonating cops.


You interrogate the men who were impersonating cops. They all admit to everything.

> You arrest these men.


You arrest the men who were impersonating cops. All of them are charged with impersonating a police officer.

> You investigate if this conspiracy goes all the way up.


You investigate the conspiracy of impersonated officers. You find out that there's more than just three men who were caught impersonating cops. There's another man who was caught impersonating a cop as well. You think that maybe you should catch all of them

> You look for clues with Mary.


You look for clues with Mary. You learn that there's another man who was caught impersonating a cop as well. You think that maybe you should catch all of them.

> You make an evidence wall with photos and string.


You make an evidence wall with photos and string. You hang the photos of the men who were caught impersonating cops on the wall.

> You investigate fourth cop impersonator.


You investigate fourth cop impersonator. He's still alive and he admits to everything.

> You follow the money.


You follow the money. You find out that there's another man who was caught impersonating a cop as well. You think that maybe you should catch all of them.

> You interrogate the impersonator to find out who he's working for.


You interrogate the impersonator to find out who he's working for. The man doesn't know anything.

> You go to the FBI.


You go to the FBI. They say they're not interested in impersonating cops anymore. You tell them that you'll report them to the local authorities instead.

> You go to the press to make a spectacle of arresting the FBI.


You go to the press to make a spectacle of arresting the FBI. You make a big deal about it. You convince everyone that the FBI needs to be stopped.

> You team up with Mary to take down the FBI.


You team up with Mary to take down the FBI. You both catch the other two men who were impersonating cops.

> You celebrate taking down the conspiracy with Mary.


You celebrate taking down the conspiracy with Mary. You both celebrate by drinking a lot of alcohol.

> You wake up the next morning.


You wake up the next morning. You wonder why you didn't sleep at all last night. You remember that you had a dream about being chased by a bunch of guys wearing masks. You don't remember anything else about it. You get up and check your phone

> You check phone.


You check your phone. It says that you missed 3 calls from Mary. You answer one of them.

> You call Mary.


You call Mary. A long pause...

> You wait to see if Mary answers.


You wait to see if Mary answers. No answer. You leave a message.

> You go to Mary's house and bang on the door.


You go to Mary's house and bang on the door. Nothing happens. You decide to go back home.

> You search for Mary.


You search for Mary. You find her asleep in bed. You try to wake her up.

> You continue.


You continue searching for Mary. You find her in the kitchen. She looks like she's having a nightmare.

> You wake up Mary.


You wake up Mary. She tells you that she has a bad feeling about what happened yesterday. She also asks you if you want to go to the movies with her. You agree.

> You go to the movies with Mary.


You go to the movies with Mary. You enjoy yourself. After the movie, you realize that you forgot something important. You go to the bathroom and you find that you forgot to change your underwear. You quickly change into new underwear and then you head to the theater

> You watch movie.


You watch movie. You feel very happy after watching the movie. You start to feel sleepy again though. You can't fall asleep. You decide to stay awake until the end of the movie. You keep looking around the theater but you don't see anyone following you
>

> You put your arm around Mary's shoulder.


You put your arm around Mary's shoulder. You feel so warm. You start to feel sleepy again. You decide to put your arm around Mary's shoulder too.

> You stay together in theater until the credits finish.


You stay together in theater until the credits finish. You feel very happy. You go to Mary's room and kiss her on the cheek. She smiles and kisses you back. You both go to bed.
>

> You sleep over at Mary's.


You sleep over at Mary's. You spend time playing video games and talking. Eventually you decide to do something more serious. You decide to ask Mary to marry you.

> You warn Mary that you've been hurt before.


You warn Mary that you've been hurt before. Mary is surprised and upset. You apologize and promise never to hurt her again. Mary agrees to marry you.

> You marry Mary.


You marry Mary. You both celebrate by celebrating your marriage. You both go to the movies every now and then.