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<IMAS> hello richdecisions
<GoblinThrower> recognizing a font on another website
<RichDecisions> McBoots, just so you're clear, the reason why I decided not to bless you is because you've been talking shit behind My back.
<GoblinThrower> you sure you haven't done any web design before?
<RichDecisions> Well?
<RichDecisions> I will now consume the soul of everybody in this chat.
<McBoots> RichDecisions: oh
<McBoots> RichDecisions: i said earlier that you're swell af
<GoblinThrower> noooo that is an extremely poor decision
<RichDecisions> How about a few weeks ago?
<McBoots> but i dont recall talking shit to you
<beamform> GoblinThrower, i have but i mean the 1999 infowars.com
<RichDecisions> Behind My back.
<beamform> that was from flaming text website
<RichDecisions> Can you read?
<beamform> the blue white font
<beamform> the colory shiny shit
<beamform> that was one of the flamingtext.com or w/e choices
<beamform> i used it before
<RichDecisions> I'm not omniscient yet, but I'm getting close.
<RichDecisions> I'm out.
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<beamform> 2bad
<GoblinThrower> Wait, I want to ask you so many things
<GoblinThrower> goddamnit
<rusty_shackleford> aw i missed vishnu or whatever?
<GoblinThrower> it's not every day you can claim to have talked with an self-alleged god
<GoblinThrower> Firstly, what did I do to deserve your wrath? Secondly, Do you not see the evil in your actions? Thirdly, what godhood is there in worrying about us petty things?
<rusty_shackleford> he sucks as a god
<GoblinThrower> don't say that he's going to eat your soul
<GoblinThrower> https://i.reddituploads.com/7cca282693da44649c3aeb399bd44323?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=c41fbd17d70ab66c12b2034604bb046e
<rusty_shackleford> he touches my soul and i'll murder him with my uh... powers of something or another
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<noticeme> oh shit waddup
<GoblinThrower> Firstly, what did I do to deserve your wrath? Secondly, Do you not see the evil in your actions? Thirdly, what godhood is there in worrying about us petty things?
<RichDecisions> McBoots, let's be clear. I am not bi-polar. I adapt My personality to whatever fits the current situation.
<McBoots> i never said you were
<boneBonepop> fuck you verizon http://puu.sh/vq4pS/ab78b14dda.png
<McBoots> i made you the wizard of shut
<RichDecisions> Oh, but you thought it.
<rusty_shackleford> howdy mr elephant man
<rusty_shackleford> i think
<McBoots> nah
<McBoots> i thought you were schizo
<McBoots> if anything
<RichDecisions> Of course.
<RichDecisions> I'm not going to kill any of you. Relax.
<GoblinThrower> notice me senpai
<RichDecisions> I originally thought that I was supposed to just save everyone, but the Council has instead decided to let karma run its course.
<RichDecisions> If anything happens to you, then it's you.
<noticeme> Do you remember me, RichDecisions ?
<RichDecisions> Yes.
<noticeme> Neato
<RichDecisions> I've decided to claim My place in My bloodline instead of running from it like I was.
<GoblinThrower> Is this the council that communicates with usual people who channel and have visions and new agers talk about?
<RichDecisions> So I'm not going to interact with the masses anymore.
<RichDecisions> I'm killing off a large portion of the Council as well.
<rusty_shackleford> you werent gonna interact with us anymore
<rusty_shackleford> remember that?
<rusty_shackleford> you were "done here" i think you said
<RichDecisions> Yep. I just figured that I'd assert My psychic ability once again.
<GoblinThrower> Kek showed himself in the sky. What do you think about that?
<RichDecisions> Oh, I summoned Kek.
<RichDecisions> By repeatedly performing the LBRP backwards 4 times a day in 2014.
<rusty_shackleford> you didnt assert it last time
<rusty_shackleford> you're literally the worst god i've ever met
<RichDecisions> This is also when I started going "crazy" spreading prophecies about the Apocalypse.
<GoblinThrower> Did you know Kek is in Japan?
<RichDecisions> A bit of a delayed reaction...
<RichDecisions> False.
<noticeme> aninnymouse:
<RichDecisions> Depending on your perspective, I either started the Apocalypse, or decided to warn everyone.
<RichDecisions> None of you will ever know.
<rusty_shackleford> you probably dont know yourself
<RichDecisions> I was going to give mortals the answer, but you've shown that you're clearly unworthy with your disrespect.
<RichDecisions> I know Myself very well.
<GoblinThrower> Furor Teutonicus
<RichDecisions> All you're doing right now is giving Me more power.
<rusty_shackleford> "its the apocalypse. i did this. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
<RichDecisions> Ha.
<rusty_shackleford> how about that manifesting money thing?
<RichDecisions> It's going quite well for Myself.
<RichDecisions> I'm not doing favors anymore.
<RichDecisions> That's what got Me so messed up in the first place.
<rusty_shackleford> would you demonstrate it on tinychat tonight?
<RichDecisions> Trying to save people who didn't deserve to be saved.
<RichDecisions> I've realized that was the source of all of My problems.
<rusty_shackleford> manifest 50 cents on a table
<RichDecisions> Get out.
<rusty_shackleford> and i'll respect you
<RichDecisions> Anyways.
<rusty_shackleford> no.
<rusty_shackleford> cant do it can you? god powers camera shy?
<RichDecisions> It was decided that it would be much more just to allow karma to run its course
<RichDecisions> Not at all.
<rusty_shackleford> then do it
<RichDecisions> http://i.imgur.com/cn7cJok.jpg
<RichDecisions> Click on that, so I can consume your soul.
<noticeme> >he actually thinks God capitalizes the singular "me"
<rusty_shackleford> nah
<rusty_shackleford> tinychat.
<GoblinThrower> Who is that?
<rusty_shackleford> or livestream on youtube
<RichDecisions> You seriously think you're "God," buddy?
<GoblinThrower> By the God of Truth
<RichDecisions> God is just a title.
<noticeme> oh shit
<noticeme> i cliecked the link
<noticeme> theres only one thing i can do
<GoblinThrower> I clicked it twice
<RichDecisions> As I said, after I opened the seals in 2014, I changed My mind and decided to start trying to save people.
<RichDecisions> This produced amnesia and massive trauma. Most people have extremely horrible karma.
<rusty_shackleford> "opened the seals"
<RichDecisions> So I'm reopening the seals.
<rusty_shackleford> man, what are you doing in revelations stuff?
<RichDecisions> There's an afterlife. Relax.
<RichDecisions> Bye.
<rusty_shackleford> you're a cow worshipers god
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* rusty_shackleford rubs his temples trying to summon him again
<GoblinThrower> I shall ask him more questions
<noticeme> aw man, and i actually had something to defeat his opening the link powers
<aninnymouse> fuck
<aninnymouse> he was back
<aninnymouse> and i missed it
<noticeme> i tried to get your attention, ninnypoo
<GoblinThrower> I'm fairly certain I've never made fun of him or done anything karmically negative
<noticeme> https://u.nya.is/ldnjow.jpg
<noticeme> I'm ready
<GoblinThrower> at least I'm assuming his karmic system
<rusty_shackleford> he's harmless unless you believe in intent magic
<rusty_shackleford> even then, his mind is probably such a mess he's still harmless
<GoblinThrower> I do to an extent. That's why I made him aware of his actions and how they don't apply to me specifically
<GoblinThrower> First thing I said was profession of innocence and how could you
<beamform> who is richdecisions?
<GoblinThrower> poordecisions
<rusty_shackleford> poordecisions but triple the crazy
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<IMAS> welcome, sober!
<Sober> Any other questions?
<Sober> Like I said, I'm not omniscient, but I'm approaching it quickly.
* rusty_shackleford stops rubbing temples
<Sober> I'm just toying with humans at this point.
<noticeme> https://u.nya.is/ldnjow.jpg
<noticeme> I win
<rusty_shackleford> look, i just demonstrated my powers
<rusty_shackleford> he's back
<noticeme> aninnymouse
<rusty_shackleford> fear me
<aninnymouse> hello
<rusty_shackleford> ...guys?
<aninnymouse> i missed you the first time shiva
<rusty_shackleford> fear me?
<aninnymouse> @seen theophrastus
<Lerxst> aninnymouse: theophrastus was last seen in #/x/philes 2 hours, 19 minutes, and 8 seconds ago: <Theophrastus> they dont exist anymore
<Sober> I choose not to have friends anymore.
<noticeme> Everyone clap your hands and say "I believe in rusty_shackleford"
<Sober> That only biases karma.
<rusty_shackleford> no, you just scared them off
<rusty_shackleford> with your beautiful godlike personality
<Sober> Sure whatever.
<GoblinThrower> If you are completely true I align my self with you for exactly as long as you remain completely true
<noticeme> CLAP IF YOU BELIEVE
<Sober> Oh, some of you want to know the meaning of suffering.
<noticeme> IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A DREAM OR A WISH THAT CAME TRUE
<Sober> That is actually a choice.
<aninnymouse> did you kno
<aninnymouse> there's actually nothing after death
<noticeme> THAN WE NEED YOU TO SAY "I BELIEVE IN rusty_shackleford "
<Sober> Well, that is false.
<Sober> Anything else? I'm about to leave again.
<rusty_shackleford> noticeme: you're my high preist
<aninnymouse> Well, that is false.
<Sober> Being psychic gets annoying sometimes.
<aninnymouse> i've had a nde
<Sober> That's the only reason why I'm here right now.
<aninnymouse> you're cold, empty, and fall into nothingness
<GoblinThrower> Why?
<Sober> I could just beam the words into your minds telepathically, but then you'd probably think you were "schizophrenic"
<aninnymouse> so like
<rusty_shackleford> no you're here because of mystical /x/ wizard magick
<aninnymouse> you're not going to do anything ever because you can't
<aninnymouse> oh sorry, because "we wouldn't believe you if you did"
<aninnymouse> i'm still going to fuck kali btw
<Sober> Anyone pay attention to the weather in New England the past few winters?
<aninnymouse> no.
<GoblinThrower> The last time someone talked to me in my head that wasn't me it said some pretty Jewish stuff. Chokmah.
<noticeme> It's all i ever pay attention to!
<Sober> How about the 20,000 inmates that just got released from Massachusetts prisons, due to unjust trials and tampered evidence?
<aninnymouse> i'm gonna wrap her belt of human heads around us while we eating each others pussies
<Sober> And the hanging of Aaron Hernandez today?
<Sober> Did you know that I grew up in Boston and I think they're all pieces of shit?
<aninnymouse> literally who
<Sober> This is all a hologram.
<Sober> I have direct access to the source code.
<Sober> I've just been holding back out of mercy.
<aninnymouse> if it's a hologram, kill yourself.
<Sober> That clearly just perpetuates ignorance and hate.
<aninnymouse> you can access the real afterlife then.
<noticeme> everyone who grew up in boston thinks boston is a piece of shit
<noticeme> fact
<aninnymouse> stop holding back then you massive fucking faggot
<Sober> So as nice as I was seeking to be, I realized that is not the way.
<Sober> Bye.
<aninnymouse> peace out bitch
<GoblinThrower> How can I reach the source code?
<Sober> You're just illustrating My point as to why mercy is now irrelevant. :)
* aninnymouse unzips for kali
<Sober> Meditate.
<aninnymouse> you seriously need help
<GoblinThrower> How do I shut up while meditating?
<aninnymouse> you're going to actually kill someone or yourself someday
<aninnymouse> are your parents involved at all?
<aninnymouse> we know you had a roommate, what happened to him?
<Sober> As I said, I have decided to reclaim My place in My bloodline.
<aninnymouse> you're not at college anymore
<aninnymouse> what happened at the institute?
<Sober> I don't need college.
<aninnymouse> are you still couch-hopping?
<Sober> I was declared sane and released.
<aninnymouse> are you back on drugs?
<aninnymouse> right
<noticeme> clearly
<Sober> I live in hotels and I make a lot of money independently.
<aninnymouse> doing what?
<Sober> Internet businesses.
<aninnymouse> panhandling and scams
<Sober> False.
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<aninnymouse> prove me wrong
<noticeme> oh my god he killed rusty!
<Sober> GoblinThrower I gain power whenever I initiate someone. http://www.lawofone.info/
<aninnymouse> you literally can't prove a single thing that you say
<aninnymouse> you can't prove you're sane
<aninnymouse> you can't prove you're god
<GoblinThrower> trading shitcoins is good money if you have some form of omniscience
<aninnymouse> you can't prove you have psychic powers
<aninnymouse> you can't prove you have any money
<aninnymouse> you can't prove you have a job
<aninnymouse> you can't prove you're not high as fuck right now
<aninnymouse> all we know is that you are either trolling or actually, legitimately, in the middle of a huge mental break
<Sober> http://i.imgur.com/Fbc5ISr.png
<aninnymouse> and you know what? that's genuinely disturbing. people here are genuinely disturbed for you poor.
<aninnymouse> right, another "soul-stealing" image
<Sober> Did you even click it?
<aninnymouse> why would i? is it you proving your godhood?
<Sober> You asked for it.
<noticeme> its his bank account
<GoblinThrower> you should invest in shitcoins
<Sober> I'm done here.
<noticeme> regardless of how he likely does not actually have 10 million dollars
<Sober> Bye.
<aninnymouse> sure it is
<GoblinThrower> just buy like 100, and watch it grow
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<noticeme> we do know for a fact he spent 130 dollars twice over the past few days
<aninnymouse> lets check out his tabs
<noticeme> >connor mcgregor at duck duck go
<aninnymouse> https://www.nadex.com/
<noticeme> >led zeppelin kashmir
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<IMAS> welcome, rememberwhathappenedtokanye!
<RememberWhatHappenedToKanye> In case you want to know why I was ever in an institution in the first place.
<RememberWhatHappenedToKanye> Remember what happened to Kanye last November?
<RememberWhatHappenedToKanye> It doesn't usually happen publicly.
<RememberWhatHappenedToKanye> It's what these bloodlines do.
<aninnymouse> oh my god how many times are you going to "leave forever" and come back two minutes later
<RememberWhatHappenedToKanye> I read your minds.
<noticeme> AND ANOTHER THING
<RememberWhatHappenedToKanye> I could beam it directly into your brains, but I figured I might as well be reasonably transparent.
<noticeme> No god worth worshiping would use windows 10
<RememberWhatHappenedToKanye> Since I've decided to reclaim My place in My bloodline, I'm not speaking to any of you after this.
<badhobbit> is there a way to put someone on ignore based on something more than their nick?
<RememberWhatHappenedToKanye> Stop thinking about Me.
<RememberWhatHappenedToKanye> It's distracting.
<RememberWhatHappenedToKanye> Bye.
<aninnymouse> lmao
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