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- >watching football with the lads
- >cameraman does his thing seeking hotties in the crowd
- >spot a silk raven haired pale beauty with massive bazongas
- >I go NOICE as my mates high five and one grabs his boner through his sweatpants
- >go to commercial because penalty coming up
- >come back from commercial and girl is back on the screen. She is frowning and stressed and crosses her arms across her bozongas
- >we are on our feet hip thrusting and I am making chimp noises but the small hiccup kinds not full screeching yet
- >penalty kick and it's good. 5 points up to the team
- >sneaky pan to the girl and she pouts and stamps her foot. Takes off her jersey in defiance to reveal her heaving boozamboos in a tank top and an exposed midriff where her belly button is pierced
- >my mate starts humping the couch and frothing while the other two start punching each others crotch in turn while never breaking eye contact with the screen
- >i am full blown screeching and pelvic thrust all the way to the wall and am also making gibbon noises and licking the liquid crystals
- >the screen falls off the wall mount and breaks on my foot and breaks my foot
- >my mate's Arab father runs in and starts beating me and his son who has broken the family couch too
- >the other two knock over the hookah and bail out a window
- Fucking Wellington phoenix
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