PS! Mod Application

Pokemon Showdown Moderator Application

Username: Flame Emblem
Timezone: I don't know, the one all the way to the right?
current status: DTF


Modding Questions:

1. why do you feel you deserve mods? I don't, but give them anyways
2. Do you aspire to be literally Relados? ew no why do you think I quit
3. What are your thoughts on the roleplay room? I still have the pastebin somewhere of when chaos joined
4.  you are modding ps when someone PMs you the address, credit card  number, and three greatest fears of your most hated lobby annoyance, what do you do? lllet me sask you this, what do you NOT do?
5.  Does being good at Pokemon make you an internet badass? n, but being able to do 420 noscope ladderstalls across the map throwing tomohawk in COD: Ghosts does
6. if Zarel started spamming on an alt, what would you do (Place the star next to answer ☆)
    a) ban him
    b) join in - He is our superior and we shall follow him right off of the cliff. Right after I cock him and severely panick and unlock and apologize
    c) leave him alone
    d) start a rebellion
    e) report him to Zarel
7. Are you willing to pay 9.99/mo for Smogon Gold services? Willing and able are two different words

Policy Questions:

8. Whose dick do you suck to get promoted? What do you do if you discover you are sucking the wrong dick? All of them. Is there really a wrong dick to suck? I bet if Hitler just had a good blowjob, we could have prevented WWII. I CAN PREVENT WWIII JUST LET ME SUCK PEOPLE'S DICKS.
10. MFK Haunter, Hugendugen, Joim Martin Luther King Haunter Hugendugen Joim? And I'm the high one?
11. Where is Question 9? GO FIND IT. THIS HURTS MY HEAD.
12. a) Which Showdown Staff member would you promote? uh
      b) Which Showdown staffmember would you demote? uh
      c) how shit is prem on a scale from 1 to Mikel? two and a half relados-i
13.  Write a 234-word essay on the ethics of the randbats challenge. Make  sure it uses the following words at least once: voluptuous, saucily, lesbians, erotica, fisticuffs.
Alright, so, lemme tell you waht. When you go on such a voluptuous ladder as randbats, you gotta prepare for some fisticuffs. People get salty over hax. They will bring the entire mafia, with their lesbian strippers, and saucily beat you down with their erotica on Mom's spahgetti. I'm not writing any more.