Smells like Pheromosa by Chickenscrawl's

"Oh, so you're back?" I spoke. I rolled over in my sleeping bag to find that... thing floating there. Ever since I came back from Ultra Space and the wormholes started spawning all over Alola, weird creatures have been appearing on every single island. More and more of these "Ultra Beasts" have come through scaring the wildlife and various cityfolk. It's fallen on the shoulders of just me, the other island hakunas and the guardian deity Pokemon to keep them in check until we can learn more about them. It was during my return to Melemele island for a comfy camp-out that this particular type of UB known only as Beauty came to find me.

It's lithe, wiry body exuded a truly otherworldly beauty in itself, it's translucent wings folded delicately behind it's back. Two long feelers flowed down from her crown, sampling the air around them. Whenever it got close I picked up a captivating aroma that gave me goosebumps. Although that didn't happen very often. It always kept some distance between us. It doesn't seem to want to touch just about anything. Even the ground, as it was always hovering above looking down at everything and everyone with it's massive eyes.

I pulled my hand out of the sleeping bag and waved it around. It's eyes followed me like lasers, then trained themselves back on my face. Yeesh. I felt my brow furrow and let out a sigh, the only other sound being some wild Kricketunes Delelele WHOOOOPing in the grass nearby. I normally wouldn't be so paranoid, but this thing is unpredictable. One time a wild Zubat wandered too close to it and Beauty totally freaked. It wound up punting the poor thing like a soccer ball clean past a rocky outcrop into the next town over. Yes, it was for this reason I couldn't quite drift off to sleep.

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A couple days later and it was still just following me around. No matter where I went, it was there, watching. I don't know what the heck it was trying to accomplish, but it just left me on edge. I felt utterly fried. Even my team could tell something was off when I told Pikachu to use "Thundersmash" and tried giving Golem a bubblebath.

I was huddled around a campfire I had made in a clearing near Lush Forest, sidled up in a patch of sand writing down some UB info I had gathered while I was travelling. The cool night air mixed with the heat of the flame, the smoke rising into the starry sky. I had nothing better to do, plus a unexpected side effect of having UB02 follow me around was that other UBs were attracted to her scent. I saw some small papercraft-like creature fluttering by, and a huge behemoth several giant mouths lumbering about. Due to UB02's dainty form I begun referring to it as female under the new name "Pheromosa". Seemed to fit pretty well. Even now, I could see it off in the dark near the edge of the fire just watching me. It's purple eyes glowed knowingly. I couldn't help but smile. For a alien stalker girl, she was sorta cute. I was trying to get a sketch of it for reference, but it was shrouded in darkness so I got on my knees and inched closer. I scooted up more and more, until it started backing further into the forest.

"Hey now. C'mon. I won't bite! Just come a little closer so I can get to know more about you!" I said, beckoning it forward again. But it floated there, completely unmoving. I moved forward again, only this time I was met with a soft hissing. It could only be coming from her. I tried getting closer, but she just hissed harder and backed away again.

"Okay, okay. Just wait a minute." And I paused.

It was times like this that a guy had to be bold. I placed my pencil and paper on the ground and put one hand on my closest Pokeball. Just in case. Pheromosa watched me carefully as my hand moved to my Pokebean case. I used to go hunting in the Safari Zone in Kanto with my dad. He used to use bait to lure Pokemon in for the catch.

I picked out the juiciest Rainbow bean I could find, and waggled in front of her. I know it didn't like to touch things in this world, but it had to eat, right? Pheromosa's feelers bobbed up and down as she edged closer.

"Bingo. That's right. I got a nice juicy Pokebean here for you. C'mon" I cooed. It carefully ebbed closer then, moving with blinding speed, it closed the gap between us in a instant swiping away the Pokebean and generating a gust of air blowing the cap clean off my head. My eyes popped open as I fell back on my hands. S-She's fast! She nibbled on the bean very...systematically. She would take 2 or 3 bites, turn it, take more, then viciously swipe some away, lick it, and nibble again. And I thought I was picky.

After she was done eating, she appeared to be smiling. "Looks like you found something in this world you like, huh? Told ya!" I spoke. This was fascinating! I felt like a professor out doing field research. I was discovering all sorts of new things. My mind was racing with the possibilities before Pheromosa crept up on me. It's feelers slithered about my face and tickling my nose, I guess getting a taste for me.

"H-Hey! Cut it out! You're gonna make me sneeze!" I chuckled. It kneaded my shirt's fabric like a cat trying to settle down on a pillow. I was having so much fun that my thoughts began to drift. Wow. She's so amazing. My eyes felt heavy, but I began to make out a light glittery dust floating about in the air. I wasn't sure if I was just imagining it, but each breath I took made me feel so relaxed when I was near her. Her feelers had made their way down to my pants, and she seemed interested in a newfound smell. I never had someone get so close to me down there. She looked up at me with her big purple eyes, and I could feel my dick getting hard.

"Ah. Alright. I'll get you some more beans, but you need to get off me first." I whispered. She cocked her head to the side, trying to understand what I was saying before returning her attention to my pants. Using her nimble fingers she whisked my pants open and whipped out my chubby dick in a single swift motion. Whoa. Full stop. This was something people who loved each other did together, right? At least that's what my mom told me. She wasn't a human. She wasn't even a Pokemon. She was something else. Her feelers tapered down, gliding over my cockhead, and I couldn't help but shudder. They delicately wrapped aorund the shaft and undulated in a weird fashion. It was like I was jerking off, but I was using cool silk ribbons instead.

I wanted to inch away from this thing. I could be in danger right now. I guess Pheromosa picked up on my vibes, as she let out a hypnotic hissing sound this time. Like a soothing lullaby. All I could do was prop myself up on my elbows and watch when she suddenly lowered her head down to get a taste of me. She darted her tongue out to take a lick, lapping at the head gently. This was the worst kind of teasing. Then she popped the whole head in her mouth and sucked with insane force. Inside her mouth was so hot and moist. The worry crept back into my mind when I felt what seemed like multiple tentacle-like tongues dacning around on my dick head. I let out a gasp at the switch in pressure. Her suction let up slighty, slipping the head back out. Then she used her hand to bat my dick around, like a cat playing with a toy. Then she went back down, sucking on me with such vigor.

At this point, I couldn't resist. I just let her do what she pleased. If I tried to stop her now, she could kick a hole in my chest. I didn't think it was possible, but she forced herself to take it as deep as she possibly could. Her eyes staring up at me intently. I could feel the tight embrace of her throat, and I felt myself getting close.

"Wait...wait stop. I'm gonna cum!" I mumbled. I tried shuffling away but she clasped her hands around my back, holding me there with crazy strength. She bobbed up and down quickly again, feeling my dick expand. Finally, I let out a mighty sigh I fired off two strong shots of cum in rapid succession in her mouth. She froze instantly and started...blushing. I kept spurting off ropes of the stuff straight into her mouth. It had been a while. She waited for what seems like an eternity, before carefully pulling her head away, thoughtful not to spill a drop. She swished it around for a moment, and then swallowed it down. This time for sure she greeted me with a smile, strands of cum still dangling inside her tiny mouth.

"So that's something to add to your file. Somewhat vain, Likes Pokebeans and jizz, Dislikes everything else." I joked. I was still infatuated with her body, reaching out to touch her. She seemed hesitant for a moment, but relaxed. Her flesh was covered with a hard exoskeleton, but as I traced my fingers along her body, I felt her soft flesh on the underside the second cone-like protrusion. This made her hiss out again, but looking close, she seemed to enjoy it. Her body was a mystery to me, totally drawing me in. I shuffled out of my pants, coming in close as I groped her underside. She hissed out again, her feelers undulating about, stroking my face. I smirked. Looks like I found a weak spot.

The vibe had me totally turned on, even after cumming not long ago, my dick was still hard as ever. It might have something to do with that weird silver dust, but I that's not what I was concerned with. I stopped fondling her and pulled back to show I was still hard, waggling it in front of her. This was pretty messed up but might as well go for two, right?

"Want some more?" I spoke. Her eyes lit up as she let out a hiss. This time, she reared back on her bottom, spreading her legs. My brow furrowed again, as she seemed completely smooth down there. It was then that she reached down, peeling away a extra covering, reaveling a sopping wet gash, with soft purplish-pink nubs lining the outside. The slit opened itself, the inside pulsating with life and a clear ooze. She hissed again, her eyes gazing into mine.

"Oh. Uh. Yeah. Or we could do that." I said, feeling somewhat nervous. This would be my first time, not just with a alien, but with anyone. And I don't know what'll happen to my little Grubbin if I stick it inside her. Pheromosa reached out with her feelers again, wrapping them around my dick, pulling me forward. I looked into her eyes as she clasped my head between her hands and pulled me in for a kiss. Her mouth was so tiny, but her tongue still darted inside my mouth, trying to get a taste for me. My tongue slid into hers and was accosted by tons of slippery little feelers tickling it all over. I leaned in further, falling forward on top of Pheromosa.

She seemed a bit annoyed touching the ground like this, but while she was fidgeting I lined myself up to her and gave a little push. the tip of my dick was inside now, and Pheromosa let out a little hiss. Careful not to agitate her, I slowly pushed forward before the little nubs I saw earlier came to life, darting out and sucking onto the shaft of my dick. I was surprised, but only for a moment as they pulled me inside her all at once. I let out a gasp looking up a Pheromosa, who starred back down at me blushing again. We stayed like that for a moment, before I started to move.

Her insides were like a vice, her body clearly not designed to handle something this big. But she didn't seem to mind. I could feel little suction cups suckling all over my dick, gently pulling on it from all directions. It felt so good, I couldn't help myself, and I began pluming away. A thin sheen of sweat appeared on my body as I pulled myself close to Pheromosa. I wrapped my arms around her, my fingers tickling the gooey undersides of her breast cone, eliciting sweet hisses from her.

"Oh man!" I shouted out. I couldn't hold back breathing heavily and pushed as deep as I could inside, her walls wrapped around my entire length. The only sounds hanging in the air were my pants, her hissing, and the wet slap of my small frame inside her even tinier frame. But I felt it welling up inside me.

"I'm...gonna cum again!" I had completely abandoned all reason, and gripping her tight, I felt her insides grip me with the same insane suction as her mouth.  Pheromosa froze up as I came again, firing off a good 4 or 5 shots as deep in her as I could go. I could feel the little suckers inside her slurping up the excess that flowed out around my entire shaft.

And just like that, the haze had cleared. I hung over her, my sweat dripping onto her body. I looked up at her with a worried expression, but she starred back at me with that same little smile. I pulled myself out of her, the suckers making little popping noises as they came off. My dick was riddled with tiny hickies, but otherwise in one piece. Pheromosa covered her sex back up, I never saw a drop of jizz dribble out, as she flew into the air and shook herself off.

"Oh cripes. What the hell did I just do?" I thought. I tucked my dick away, put my shorts and cap back on turning to the fire that had now burned to cinders. The sun was coming up on the horizon, and despite being up all night, I felt pretty invigorated. I let out a long, heavy sigh as I packed my things up, and looked over to her. That night was the craziest thing I've ever experienced. What could the day possibly have in store?

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"Hey Sun! Long time no see!" Agent Looker said over the phone "How are the travels going?"

"Oh they're fine. Just fine." I said.

At this point, I decided to just bit the bullet and use a Beast Ball on Pheromosa. Probably should have lead with that. Saved myself the weird "coming of age" story that I'll have to take to the grave. I was relaxing in a Pokemon Center cafe after sending Looker all the data I had gotten on Pheromosa, letting him know not to worry about it any more. I decided to leave our close encounter out of the report. Pheromosa was outside, looking at some flowers sway in the breeze.

"Things have gotten interesting! I've looked over the data you sent us about the newly dubbed 'Pheromosa', and we're piecing together a profile for it." Looker started. "One interesting thing we've learned is despite not being able to breed with other Pokemon, these things are genetically compatible with humans!"

I spit out a bit of my Tapu Cocoa. "W-What?!"

"Well, if you factor in the Lusamine incident along with your data and Anabel's findings, it appears that in theory, a human and a Ultra beast could procreate!"

My brow furrowed once more. "Wait, Anabel's findings?"

"Yes, she had a high impact sexually violent encounter with a UB we're calling "Buzzwole"...but that's a story for when you're older. She's fine, don't worry. Anyways, it's just a theory. Enjoy your cocoa. I've got some more files to catalog. Ciao!"

I shot a worried glance at Pheromosa, who was outside hovering. She looked my way and smiled her little smile, slowly rubbing her lower body cone. She couldn't be...could she? Nah...