Suktra and Brian Chat

* hackinSlash has begun pestering turbulentSeas
<hackinSlash> HS: Hey, Suktra.
<hackinSlash> HS: Alpha's beginning tomorrow.
<turbulentSeas> TS: Alpha? ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: Seriously...
<hackinSlash> HS: Suburb Simulator 2017
<hackinSlash> HS: The game I'm making.
<hackinSlash> HS: You, me, Sracri, and military douche are alpha testing.
<turbulentSeas> TS: Oh, Right ~<
<turbulentSeas> TS: I RemembeR now ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: I'd have my brother test instead of him, but players have to be in separate houses.
<turbulentSeas> TS: He's not that bad ~<
<turbulentSeas> TS: just
<turbulentSeas> TS: StRiCt?
<turbulentSeas> TS: Okay he's kind of a douChe ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: Who really cares?
<turbulentSeas> TS: AmdRan, pRobably ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: He's probably a good fighter. And if the game works as intended, he'll be useful.
<hackinSlash> HS: Of course, I'd kick his military ass down a peg if necessary.
<hackinSlash> HS: Okay. Moving onto fuckin' logistics.
<hackinSlash> HS: You're gonna be my server.
<turbulentSeas> TS: But BrIan
<hackinSlash> HS: Need someone I trust on that end for me.
<turbulentSeas> TS: I'd pay to see that fight ~<
<turbulentSeas> TS: SuRe
<hackinSlash> HS: You'll get it eventually.
<turbulentSeas> TS: No pRoblem on my end ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: I'm gonna be Sracri's server.
<hackinSlash> HS: I...
<hackinSlash> HS: I need to keep an eye on him.
<turbulentSeas> TS: ExCept foR the faCt that I live on a piRate ship ~<
<turbulentSeas> TS: TheRe's that ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: That leaves Amdran as your server, and Sracri as his.
<hackinSlash> HS: This is why we're trying it in Alpha.
<turbulentSeas> TS: Fiiiiiine ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: If this game considers a fuckin' pirate ship a home, I'm a genius.
<turbulentSeas> TS: Leave me with mR militaRy then
<hackinSlash> HS: You're the best.
<hackinSlash> HS: So like, I never asked
<hackinSlash> HS: You're like
<hackinSlash> HS: A pirate
<hackinSlash> HS: Do you like
<hackinSlash> HS: Use swords and shit
<hackinSlash> HS: Make people walk the plank
<turbulentSeas> TS: ;)
<hackinSlash> HS: Into like a fuckin ocean
<hackinSlash> HS: With gators circling the water and shit
<hackinSlash> HS: Captain Hook all like "noooooooo"
<hackinSlash> HS: and then falls down and fights the gator
<hackinSlash> HS: And probably fuckin dies
<hackinSlash> HS: Who knows what disney magic does at the end
<hackinSlash> HS: Who really cares
<hackinSlash> HS: Is that your kinda shit
<hackinSlash> HS: Are you like a badass chick captain hook
<hackinSlash> HS: Do you swashbuckle
<turbulentSeas> TS: Hah!
<hackinSlash> HS: Do you fuckin swab poop decks
<turbulentSeas> TS: Like they would let me be the Captain ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: Is Jolley Rodger really a legendary troll
<hackinSlash> HS: or is he some made up conspiracy bullshit too
<hackinSlash> HS: Hah
<hackinSlash> HS: Cons-piracy
<hackinSlash> HS: Cause you're a pirate
<hackinSlash> HS: Get it
<turbulentSeas> TS: NiCe one ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: well yo
<turbulentSeas> TS: I sea what you did there ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: When we rock the shit outa this game
<hackinSlash> HS: You can be co captain with me
<turbulentSeas> TS: ;)
<hackinSlash> HS: Ok no lets not start the oceanography puns thing
<turbulentSeas> TS: Would you say...
<hackinSlash> HS: I get it, you're nautical themed or whatever
<turbulentSeas> TS: That you're hand-waving them?
<hackinSlash> HS: Don't
<hackinSlash> HS: Don't do it
<turbulentSeas> TS: Do ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: God damnit
<turbulentSeas> TS: Clammit ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: No but really do you fight with swords and shit
<turbulentSeas> TS: HeCk yeah I fight with a swoRd ~<
<turbulentSeas> TS: A swoRd and a hook ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: Sick lets swordfight some time
<hackinSlash> HS: I use swords too
<hackinSlash> HS: I'd love to learn like
<turbulentSeas> TS: Was theRe ever a betteR Combo?
<hackinSlash> HS: Fuckin
<hackinSlash> HS: Pirate sword tricks
<turbulentSeas> TS: HeCk yeah ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: Fists too
<hackinSlash> HS: Knocked my brother out cold with two punches earlier
<turbulentSeas> TS: I just beat the CRap out of a guy in an alley, too ~<
<turbulentSeas> TS: But how did you manage that? ~<
<turbulentSeas> TS: Isn't youR bRother supposed to be tough? ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: Heck yeah for you probably being a criminal if you were a human
<hackinSlash> HS: I gave him
<hackinSlash> HS: The ol' fuckin'
<hackinSlash> HS one two
<hackinSlash> HS: Yeah, but he dropped his guard
<hackinSlash> HS: Easy victory
<turbulentSeas> TS: Is that a human fighting style? ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: Its like
<hackinSlash> HS: Fuck did you ever play kingdom hearts
<hackinSlash> HS: That disney final fantasy game
<hackinSlash> HS: The ol' one two is an old human saying
<hackinSlash> HS: It doesn't mean shit
<turbulentSeas> TS: aw
<hackinSlash> HS: But since i knocked him on his ass in two punches
<hackinSlash> HS: I guess it fits
<hackinSlash> HS: So yeah when we get in lets kick all sorts of ass together
<turbulentSeas> TS: Hell yeah ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: Fuck i just realized im gonna be playing with a bunch of fuckin trolls
<turbulentSeas> TS: I'll be waiting ~<
<hackinSlash> HS: Where my human testers at
<hackinSlash> HS: god damnit
<hackinSlash> HS: anyways see ya
* hackinSlash ceased pestering turbulentSeas