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A Toast to Buttered Buttholes!

Aug 1st, 2015
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  1. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: Soma: I think befrending him has benefits o3o
  2. Soma: From 80$ I jumped to FULLY SHADED WITH BACKGROUND + 3 CHARACTERS and 54$.
  3. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: Befriending an artist usually does, but I never ever EVER befriend FOR those benefits.
  4. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: They're a nice perk from a nice dude/gal, but I'm not gonna butter their buttholes just so they'll shit out favors for me faster.
  5. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: I'll butter their buttholes just cause I enjoy...buttering buttholes.
  6. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: Yup.
  7. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: Yup.....Eeeeeyup....Mmmmhm....
  8. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: *Grabs a beer and stands on the side walk with a hand in my pocket.* Mmmmmyup....
  9. Yagi: -Joins in with a can of beer in his own hand, the other in his pocket.- Eeeeeyop.
  10. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: *Offers a toast* To buttered buttholes, Yagi...To them darned buttered buttholes.
  11. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: *Clacks his beer can against yours and sips.*
  12. Yagi: Buttered buttholes sound tasty as fuck. -Takes a sip after the clack, pondering further about the taste.-
  13. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: I bet a mixture between butter....a faint hint of sweat, the slightest pinch of poop if its an uncleanly sort, and a hefty amount of pixie dust.
  14. Yagi: Fuck yes, pixie dust.
  15. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: *Offers another toast* To ass extracted pixie dust, yagi....
  16. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: RIP Tinkerbell.
  17. Yagi: -Clacks his beer against yours.- Aye, RIP Tinkerbell. She was a hot fairy.
  18. ♥Prince Vaxis♥-New fursona inc!: And really good at dungeon crawling....
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