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- Naz & Dev - Amish Paradise Lyrics
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- As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
- I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
- But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
- You know I shun fancy things like electricity
- At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
- Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
- And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
- Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
- I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
- Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
- But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
- Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
- We been spending most our lives
- Living in an Amish paradise
- I've churned butter once or twice
- Living in an Amish paradise
- It's hard work and sacrifice
- Living in an Amish paradise
- We sell quilts at a discount price
- Living in an Amish paradise
- A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
- I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
- I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
- 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
- But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
- An Amish with a 'tude?
- You know that's unheard of
- I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
- And my homies agree
- I really look good in black... fool
- If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
- We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
- But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
- We're just technologically impaired
- There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
- Not a single luxury
- Like Robinson Caruso
- It's as primitive as can be
- We been spending most our lives
- Living in an Amish Paradise
- We're just plain and simple guys
- Living in an Amish Paradise
- There's no time for sin and vice
- Living in an Amish Paradise
- We don't fight, we all play nice
- Living in an Amish Paradise
- Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
- Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
- Think you're really righteous?
- Think you're pure in heart?
- Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art
- I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
- On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
- So don't be vain and don't be whiny
- Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie
- We been spending most our lives
- Living in an Amish Paradise
- We're all crazy Mennonites
- Living in an Amish Paradise
- There's no cops or traffic lights
- Living in an Amish Paradise
- But you'd probably think it bites
- Living in an Amish Paradise
- Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
- ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!
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