Slappy- Smack Talk

“What is the meaning of this?” The Menace shouted angrily. “When I
want you freaks, I’ll rattle your cages!”
Slappy stepped up to the desk. He stared at The Menace. His painted lips were locked in an evil grin.
“Who ever said two heads are better than one?” he cried. “You’re an insult to the word UGLY!”
The other villains laughed.
The room shook. I could feel it shrink.
“When you were born, the doctor slapped the wrong end!” Slappy told
The Menace.
That made us all laugh.
The red line sank to 50 on the meter.
Slappy leaned toward The Menace. “When your mother asked your father to take out the garbage, she meant YOU!”
More laughter.
“Is that your face — or did your neck puke up your breakfast this morning?”
“Keep laughing! Keep laughing, everyone!” Cranium shouted. He turned to The Menace and shook a fist in the air. “We’re not afraid of you anymore!”
The Menace shook his fists back and let out an angry squeal. His voice was tiny now. He was growing smaller.
“Stop it! Stop it! Are you CRAZY?” he whined in his little voice.
I gasped as his second face started to change. Its eyes closed. Its mouth drooped. It let out a long, low moan.
And as I stared in shock, the red color faded to gray … the nose melted … melted like candle wax … dripped over the sagging, melting lips.
“Look! Look at that!” I cried, pointing.
We all gasped in shock as The Menace’s second face melted away. It folded over itself — like cake batter pouring out of a bowl — and dripped slowly down the back of The Menace’s black jacket.
“Are you crazy? Are you crazy?” The Menace repeated in his tiny voice. “Look what you’ve done! He was my only friend! You’ll pay! You’ll all pay!”
Slappy raised his face to the ceiling and cackled. Dr. Crawler hissed and snapped his powerful jaws. The villains were cheering and celebrating.

- The Streets of Panic Park, chapter 30