Jump 191: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Jump 191: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
>Five of Swords (Defeat), when reversed: Friendship maintained through the abandonment of a dishonorable gain. Slander and infamy avoided.
>Age: 33
>Location: Toontown
>Identity: Deputy Judge(?) (-300)
Perhaps not a hangin' judge, but this is a place that needs the law.
>Drawbacks: Contracted (+200)
Well, obviously if I'm a judge I need to do my job, now don't I?
>He's A Toon (Free, Deputy Judge(?))
Every cartoon needs a straight man. I may have the right makeup to look human, but honestly, come on - if there's the given discrimination of the 1930's against men by their common man, how do you think that applies to a Toon? Of course I'm going to keep that under wraps.
>Speech Balloons (800)
Note to self, use the hell out of this when I go to Undertale for purposes of screwing with Frisk.
>Judge (Free, Deputy Judge)
Does it count as hiding my identity when I'm technically not lying about who I am, just WHAT I am?
>Executioner (500, Deputy Judge)
There are times where extreme action is warranted. Not always, but sometimes.
>Jumpchain: The Animated Series (450)
QUICK SOMEONE GET THE POPCORN
>Oh My God, It’s DIIIIIIIIIP (300, Deputy Judge)
Remind me to use this against so-called invincible enemies. Should be quite entertaining when used in combination with other things...
>Full Companion Import (0)
Well, I seem to have built up quite the retinue by this point. Might as well keep bringing them along, never know when it might help.

Carbon and Imaginos get the Drop-In Toon background and we'll make them lawyers. We can always use lawyers for the prosecution and defense, after all. In fact, everyone gets Drop-In Toon with varied packages.

And quite honestly, most of the plot shall go the way that it's supposed to go, right up to the end. Dip and all. I'm mostly there just looming ominously in disguised-as-human form, right up until the end when Judge Doom has his moment.

>"Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother... I talked JUST... LIKE... THIIIIS!"
"Ahem. I believe you just admitted to first degree murder."
>"-you're still here? Ha! What are YOU going to do about it?!"
"As a duly elected representative of the state of California I am placing you under arrest-"
>"Go get dipped!"
Grabbed by weasels, I'm shoved into the machine's Dip vat, disappearing under the surface into the green... then the machine gives a lurch to one side, spraying Eddie Valiant, Jessica Rabbit, and Roger Rabbit all with liquid before the machine shudders, starts emitting black smoke, and grinding to a halt. The Toons hang from the hook, their panic fading as they realize they are dripping wet but intact, while Eddie Valiant rubs his face, before licking his lips in confusion.
>"Lime?"
For hilarity's sake, Roger pulls himself out of the rope and offers Eddie a shotglass, salt, and tequila. Jessica, having room now, just slips out of the ropes; Judge Doom deflates, looking around wildly, the liquid in the vat splashing everywhere and I pull myself out with my makeup running, exposing my dour Toon face.
>"What?! That... that's not what was supposed to happen!"
"What, you thought I would let you kill innocents, even Toons? That's not dip, that's Kool-Aid. The dip is over there." I point toward a vat covered in a black tarp off to the side that no one has taken notice of before.
>"You--! I'll kill you!"
The expected struggle ensues. The outcome, too, is as expected - in the end, Doom goes over the top, splashes into the middle of it and gets tangled in the tarp, and his death scene is significantly more gruesome than it was in the film. More akin to the T-1000's death in a vat of molten iron.
The wall to Toontown still comes down, too - the Dip machine sputtering off into the distance, toons dipping cups into it and drinking Kool-Aid as the credits roll. Literally.
Eddie Valiant watches, bemused.
>"I need a vacation..."