OP wizards are best wizards (for /trashknight/)

>>9356609
>Be grand master mage
>The king's at it again.
>You sigh. Time to figure out another way to appease that fool for a decade or two
>You grumble as the air elemental tidies over your desk, sorting various letters and scrolls
>"I'm getting too old for this.."
>Your horse-sized dragon pet immediately takes a brisk step forward from it's posture of rapt attention
>"Master, I volunteer!"
>You stroke your beard
>"To do what, exactly?"
>The dragon's jaws parted, then closed.
>..."I don't know, master. But I'll find something out!"
>You huff and shake your head, waving your hand with a strange gesture at the dragon.
>A shrill light glitters on your fingertips, and your dragon convulses powerfully
>Enormous spurts of draconic semen spurt messily from his not-yet-erect dick as he can't even make a sound
>You huff again and Name your enchanted quill, for it to start taking a letter.
>..Your dragon pet, having knocked over a chair and a bookstack, eventually recovers enough to roar shakily.
>You glance at him, still twitching.
>"What did I say about speaking without forethought?"
>The dragon panted powerfully, draconic penis rock-hard and still dribbling.
>"Y-..y-you s-sai-"
>Another wave of your hand, and the dragon's word explode from his lungs, hind- and forelegs seizing up
>Long, powerful pearly ropes of semen paints streaks on the stone walls, ejaculated with intensities impossible with mere manual stimulation.
>A hoarse wheezing sigh is all the dragon can manage as he feebly tries to roll over on his side, cock still pumping.
>As the final spurts, now looking small and watery starts to die down,
>you wave your hand again, tiny lights glittering as the dragon hoarsely tries to roar.
>Looks like he'll be all empty today again.
>You smirked to yourself and made a mental note to have one of the apprentices clean up.
>Damn addict.

>You hrmmed to yourself in deep consideration,
>your thoughts somewhere far away as you blew gently into your fingers, then gesturing towards your utterly spent dragon pet
>The sprite coalesced from your silvery breath, almost immediately starting to mystically gather up the mess
>You idly turn towards the panting creature
>"You'll be alright, I presume?"
>The dragon's jaws trembled as he hoarsely tried to form words,
>"A-...A-ll.. I h-have i-issh.. y-yourss, m-...m-.. m-massa-aah..h-haah"
>You shrugged and turned to leave.
>"I'll be going then. That new brood mother's making some ridiculous demands, you see."
>The dragon waves his limbs feebly, motor control still lacking after the ordeal
>He rolled over on his belly, awkwardly moving to stand up
>"Uh-understood, m-mahsteeaaAAAH!"
>Another wave of your hand had him howling again.
>Might as well.
>He'd run empty of semen quite a while ago, desperate twitches and pitiful dribbles the only sign that he was orgasming hard enough to almost lose his mind.
>You nodded to yourself, and headed out into the hallway
>...Moving down the halls, you paused at the huge doors to the great portal chamber long enough to yell
>"Solir, are you in there?"
>An old voice responded
>"Oh! Grand master Anonicus. Do you need me, sir?"
>You yelled back
>"Have a portal to the Firecrag mountains ready in a few minutes, could you old friend?"
>"Aye sir I'll have it ready"
>You hustled on, waving away an overeager postal kobold as he tried to leverage letters and messages to you (no, not with that kind of wave)
>He ran alongside you, pestering you still
>When, after you'd said "Not now" for the second time, he still persisted, you stopped.
>His adorable draconic muzzle finally shut up, sweatdrops forming between his cute eyes.
>Your hands gesticulated briefly, a clawing motion summoning terrifying mystical energies
>The shimmering hazy light coalesced and formed into a huge phantom..

>..A huge creature easily three times the trembling kobold's size
>Resembling a -very- much busty and curvaceous furred dragon.
>It reached out and picked up the kobold, pressing it between two huge furred breasts
>You sighed, and casually instructed it
>"Upper cells. The usual treatment. All of today and tomorrow. Minimal breaks."
>The hunched phantom snaked a foot-long thick purple tongue out to lick at its absolutely lewd, almost equine lips, then curling around the kobold's entire muzzle.
>You barely registered the muffled desperate whimpers behind you as you hustled on, now mildly annoyed.
>Upon reaching the courtyard, you were met by one of the magisters
>"Greetings, grand master. Thank you for helping out. The dragons simply won't leave the apprentices in peace!"
>You grumbled and headed into the courtyard.
>Everywhere you looked, dragons ranging from lion to horse-sized where perching, following students, pestering them if they needed help and rubbing themselves against them
>You sigh. Damn it all.
>Stepping into the courtyard, you clapped your hands and bellowed
>"Listen all! You need to give the students room!"
>Every single draconic head turned towards you, some immediately running up to you and standing at overzealous attention.
>"It's very nice of you to help, but please think of the students! Now leave them to their duties. Thank you"
>The magister nodded in thanks, before shooing away those dragons bold enough to attempt following you inside again.
>You climbed the stairs back to the portal chamber.
>Time to find some diplomatic solution with that feisty brood mother
>Damn it all, why are the young tricentennials always so damn prideful.

>The crackling hiss of old Solir's faithful and sturdy spell faded away
>Despite being named the Firecrags, it sure was cold here.
>You sighed and walked into the enormous cave opening looming before you.
>Before long, you entered an enormous chamber deep in the mountain
>Piles of gold and gems. ..Always gold and gems. Oh, to be young and have such bland tastes again!
>A handful of male dragons---each the size of a small cottage---attended the "queen" herself.
>You sat down heavily on a huge treasure chest.
>One of the male dragons noticed you, roaring and throwing his body around.
>The others followed suit, hissing and roaring loud enough to wake the devil
>(..well, not quite -that- loud, as you knew for a fact)
>You unceremoniously hold your fingers in your ears, waiting for the din to die down.
>The mother dragoness, easily the size of a small fort, eyed you with glowing intense eyes.
>A grin formed slowly on her pointed muzzle, and she glanced at one of her male soldier dragons
>The enormous creature launched itself towards you terrifyingly quickly
>His fantastically powerful musculature sending treasure, rocks and dust exploding out in all directions behind him.
>You removed your fingers from your ears, not quite able to stifle a sad sigh
>The Word of Power had the air in the cave thundering with an otherwordly force
>The humongous queen dragoness' roars were lost in the absolutely terrifying discharge of energy.
>With reality still trembling at its seams, eerie sharp, glittering lights floated in the air around the male dragons.
>All of them frozen and lifted in mid-air
>..except the one who pounced, who is a bit higher up, and ever so slowly rotating as if in a most awkward summersault
>Silence returned, with only distant resounding echoes remaining.
>You took advantage of the stunned silence of the dragoness,
>"Listen.. I didn't get to know your name. Sorry for that. These old bones don't take well to this thin mountain air either, so forgive me if I'm a b-"
>"YOU DARE?!"

>..Her furious roar made you cringe in frustration.
>"I AM SAGA-PHAN, GRANDDAUGHTER OF TIAMAT. Yoou INSSseECT!"
>You frown.
>"Tiamat would be ashamed of your manners, young lady. Now, if we could talk about a peaceful way t-"
>"THERE WILL BE NO TALKSSS, WORRrMLING! Llike ssSSSoil on my claws, your worthless wORDSS!"
>You gaped in light shock.
>How utterly insolent.
>Huffing and feeling a sad look overtake your bushy old eyebrows, you rubbed your aching back.
>Pressing your lips together, you looked up at the towering dragoness.
>"Very well then."
>The gigantic dragoness arched her enormous neck down, jaws gaping and a dread fire glowing in the back of her maw.
>You pointed at her, murmuring Words Unspeakable, to you like old and familiar friends at this point
>A pencil-thin line of curving light shot out from your fingertip, arced around the huge dragon's confused head, then streaked down and disappeared between her legs
>A vaguely shimmering dome sprang up around you as the enormous dragon went crazy.
>Her screams made the cavern vibrate as she convulsed and fell onto her back.
>Her enormous legs clawed at empty air with terrifrying might as her roar turned into a shriek.
>With her huge thrashing tail twitching against your protective dome now and then, you saw her enormous draconic slit and anus on full display
>Before your eyes it grew swollen, glistening juices pouring from it.
>Before long, the juices had smeared all over her crotch and tail, swollen vulva still clenching rhythmically
>After waiting a bit, you waved another streak of light at her, only this had her asshole as its target
>The brood mother was trying to right herself as the streak of light disappeared under her titanic tail
>She immediately lost her motor control, maw issuing only a hoarse breathy sound as her entire body trembled
>Another splatter of slimy fluids spurted from her swollen slit as she fell on her side again
>She was still trying to roar when she peed herself

>You shook your head, sighing and resting your elbows on your knees.
>The male dragons--still floating amidst the motes of light in the air--were openly staring at their enormous queen soiling herself
>Two of them sported erections, probably from both the scent and sight of their brood mother's urine splattering across her own tail and the cave floor
>Or maybe just from seeing her such a mess.
>You had to raise your voice to be heard over the rasping pants
>"I'll come back tomorrow for another talk, granddaughter of Tiamat. I think that's enough humility for one day."
>you stood up and started walking towards the cavern exit
>"Heed my words tomorrow, o' queen. I implore you, please."
>As you were about to turn back for the final time, you saw the male dragons hovering above the trembling dragon queen.
>A wide sweep of your gesturing hand sent glittering crackles sweeping through the cavern faster than the eye could follow.
>Immediately, a chorus of desperate dragon shrieks could be heard as absurd pleasure crackled through their bodies
>Feebly trying to claw against the mystic forces holding them, they could do nothing but buck their hips into the empty air
>Pearly spurts raining down onto their heaving queen.
>Might as well.