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  1. Manlett: Your appointment to BWL should be finalized within the week, I've already discussed the matter with the CL.
  2. Madtii: I take it he was agreeable?
  3. Manlett: He didn't really have a choice.
  4. Madtii: Has he been lootbanned?
  5. Manlett: Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for Lok'Amir, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.
  6. Madtii: This loot -- the shitposting is intensifying to the point that we may not be able to contain it.
  7. Manlett: Why contain it? Let it spill over into the Discord and general, let the (You)s pile up in the threads. In the end, they'll beg the janitors to save them.
  8. Madtii: I've received reports of attacks on druids. There's not enough Lok'Amirs to go around, and the other healers are starting to get desperate.
  9. Manlett: Of course they're desperate. They can smell their loot, and the sound they'll make slamming their desks will serve as a warning to the rest.
  10. Madtii: Hmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. The others may not go as quietly as you think -- intelligence indicates they're behind the problems in Ironforge.
  11. Manlett: A bunch of pretentious redditors playing at running the bridge. But the server left them behind long ago. We are the future.
  12. Madtii: We have other problems.
  13. Manlett: DoN?
  14. Madtii: Formed by executive order after the strike on Salty Dogs. I have someone in place though. I'm more concerned about Irgwan -- he's relocated to Unknown.
  15. Manlett: Our loot system is far in advance of theirs, as in our loot distribution and their... DKP has allowed us to make progress in raids they refuse to clear.
  16. Madtii: The avatarfag project?
  17. Manlett: Among other things -- but I must admit that I've been somewhat disappointed with the performance of the primary unit.
  18. Madtii: The secondary unit should be online soon. He's currently undergoing preparations and should be operational within six months. My people will continue to report on his progress. If necessary, the primary will be terminated.
  19. Manlett: We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again, a new age. Gummy spoke of the mythical Clique on the Bridge. Soon that clique will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings. Or better than kings. Gods.
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