/co/ Hunger Games Summer events

General custom events: http://pastebin.com/aS0DezVt

They can only relax so much.

Current code: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=zl4SCIam

Non-lethal (Bloodbath):

(Player1) realizes that this is not the vacation (he/she1) wanted.
(Player1) grabs some towels.
(Player1) grabs a plastic shovel.

Non-lethal (day and night):

A clownfish asks (Player1) if (he/she1) has seen his son.
(Player1) pretends to drown so (he/she1) can kiss (Player2).
(Player1) meets a talking crab looking for a girl.
(Player1) plays limbo with Death and wins.
(Player1) gets knocked out by a falling coconut.
(Player1) gets knocked out by two falling coconuts.
(Player1) finds a Tiki Idol in the sand. (He/She1) decides to keep it.
(Player1) finds a Tiki Idol in the sand. (He/She1) decides to throw it into the ocean.
(Player1) teaches (Player2) the hula.
(Player1) and (Player2) do nothing because the Magic Conch said so.
(Player1) gets stung by a nonlethal jellyfish and cries like a baby.
(Player1) digs a hole on the beach.
(Player1) sends a message in a bottle out to sea.
(Player1) discovers a message in a bottle.
(Player1) is conflicted about (his/her1) attraction to (Player2).
(Player1) manages to prepare fugu correctly and eats it.
(Player1) tries to remember what the Ancient Hawaiians said.
(Player1) makes (himself/herself1) an eyepatch for no reason.
(Player1) and (Player2) fuck on the sand after an intense hula session.
(Player1) discovers a map to a treasure.

Non-lethal (day only):

(Player1) insults (Player2)'s physique. (He/She2) decides to get ripped.
(Player1) creates a friend using a volleyball and calls him Wilson.
(Player1) blows up a beached whale.
(Player1) loses (his/her1) swimsuit while swimming.
(Player1) was fine, until (he/she1) ripped (his/her1) pants!
A talking coconut is eaten by (Player1).
(Player1) ruins (Player2)'s potato salad that took three days to make.
(Player1) gets sand in (his/her1) potato salad.
(Player1) receives a rum ham from an unknown sponsor.
Gee (Player1)! How come your unknown sponsor lets you eat two wieners?
(Player1) receives a skinless wiener from an unknown sponsor.
(Player1) is lectured that fish are friends, not food by sharks.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) play limbo together.
(Player1) tans while (Player2) stays in the shade.
(Player1) gets sunburn.
While disguised as a shark, (Player1) scares (Player2) and (Player3) away from the water.
(Player1) helps (Player2) apply suntan lotion on (his/her2) back.
(Player1) is harassed by seagulls.
(Player1) asks (Player2) if they can be beach time summer fun buddies. (Player2) agrees!
(Player1) makes clothing out of palm leaves.
Seagulls steal all of (Player1)'s food while (he/she1) was away.
A seagull poops on (Player1)'s head. (He/She1) swears vengeance.
(Player1) shoots down a seagull and eats it.
(Player1) swims with the dolphins.
(Player1) swims with the dolphins. (He/She1) does not want to talk about what happened.
(Player1) and (Player2) spend the day building sand castles.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) use their metal detectors to look for treasure.
(Player1) collects rocks around the volcano for (his/her1) rock collection.
(Player1) and (Player2) collect sea shells by the sea shore.
(Player1) feels sick when (he/she1) sees (Player2) in an unflattering thong.
(Player1) and (Player2) play volleyball.
(Player1) and (Player2) play volleyball with (Player3) and (Player4).
(Player1) goes fishing, but reels in nothing but rubbish.

Non-lethal (night only):

(Player1) can't make a tent and decides to just lie under the stars.
(Player1) goes to the local amazon tribe for snu-snu. (He/She1) survives, but is left crippled.
While (Player1) and (Player2) are bathing, monkeys run off with their clothes.
(Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) sit around the campfire while (Player4) plays the bongos.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) reject society's norms and dance naked around their campfire.
(Player1) can't sleep, so (he/she1) decides to go skinny dipping.
(Player1) spends the night with the local tribe's virgins. The gods will not be pleased.

Non-lethal (Feast only):

(Player1) steals all of the bananas at the Feast.
(Player1) goes to the feast and drinks several margaritas.
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) go to the Feast and have a luau together.
(Player1) sleeps in and misses the Feast.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) gather around the bonfire and make s'mores.

Lethal (day and night; some may be in the Bloodbath and/or the Feast):

(Player1) cracks (Player2)'s skull with a conch.
(Player1) prepares fugu incorrectly and dies after eating it.
While (he/she1) was swimming, (Player1)'s heart gets pierced by a stringray.
(Player1) escapes from the island on a raft and is never seen again.
While (he/she1) was swimming, (Player1) gets butt cramps and drowns.
(Player1) gets stung by a jellyfish and dies.
(Player1) plays Limbo with Death and loses the game and (his/her1) life.
(Player1) holds (Player2) underwater until (he/she2) drowns.
(Player1) gets dragged away by a riptide and drowns.
While (he/she1) was swimming, (Player1) swims into a mine and explodes.
(Player1) steps on a stonefish and dies from the poison.
(Player1) gets knocked out by a falling coconut, and the tree crushes (him/her1) shortly afterwards.
(Player1) builds a pit trap, but (he/she1) accidentally falls into it and dies.
(Player1) gets eaten by cannibals.
(Player1) gets drowned by an undertoad.

Lethal (day only):

(Player1) goes to get some bitchin' waves but BEEFS IT and dies.
(Player1) and (Player2) kill (Player3), thinking (he/she3) was a shark.
(Player1) accidentally kills (Player2) while hunting seagulls.
(Player1) and (Player2) make a tunnel under the sand, but it collapses, burying them alive.
(Player1) gets buried in the sand by (Player2). (He/She1) is forgotten and experiences high tide.

Lethal (night only):

(Player1) goes to the local amazon tribe for snu-snu. (He/She1) does not live beyond the night.
(Player1) attempts to swallow fire to impress (Player2). (He/She1) catches on fire and dies.
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) sacrifice (Player5) to the Tiki Gods.

Lethal (Feast only):

(Player1) falls into the bonfire and burns to death.

Arena events:
Removed: border, acid rain, pitch black

To-do:

Add more events.
Remove the "Kenny Logans" [sic] event.
Rewrite the second swimming with dolphins event.

Suggestions:
Slip and slide of DEATH
Cannibals
Amazons
Ghost pirates
The idea that the island is an abandoned vacation destination, hence all of the junk found on it.

Removed vanilla events:
Border arena event
Pitch black arena event
Acid rain arena event
Suicide pacts and double suicides
(Player1) pushes (Player2) off a cliff during a knife fight. (Only in the Bloodbath)
Frozen lake deaths (it will return eventually, of course)
(Player1) dies from hypothermia. (might be re-added if suggested)

--- Soundtrack ----

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEzeBiPe1qY
Float Islands - Kirby Super Star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfe4e8Gd9oM
Lockjaw's Saga - Donkey Kong Country 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgzgzGDcroo
Lockjaw's Saga Returns/Irate Eight (Tension) - Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsA5oVt3ypc
Sirena Beach - Super Mario Sunshine