Kaztalek

old pokegoals

Oct 2nd, 2016
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  1. catch an abra, a pikachu, umm... some other fuckin pokemon
  2. get a mewtwo mothafucka
  3. beat the game using the tas route lmfao
  4. get a charmander and enter route 5
  5. shake oak's dick three times
  6. name your rival snoopy
  7. get a team with the names I, LIKE, TO, SUCK, A, and DICK
  8. name your rival CVAGTS and date him
  9. make your name Myles and beat the game on vacation in your backyard
  10. lube the cart and shove it up your ass
  11. watch pokemon hentai
  12. type in gardevoir on gelbooru and fap 10 times
  13. play mario 64 and join the hivemind
  14. unleash a christmas miracle
  15. unlock pidgey with your dick or clit
  16. get crooked cart and beat the game with 48 poke flutes
  17. beat 18 unique enemies
  18. farm 10 pokemon in the grass
  19. shut the game off you aspie
  20. find missingno!!!! and fap to the image staring right at it
  21. grab a shiny ponyta (no more than 6 consoles allowed)
  22. make a LP of the game with a whiney voice
  23. type in /timer 0 .5 /query ingx24 LOL
  24. kill every pokemon in the game
  25. obtain the red jigglypuff!!!
  26. 30 shiny ok
  27. catch a wild jinjo
  28. write a fanfic about ash and gary
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