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  1. http://cleverbot.com/j2log-uDrCOqSUIKZZLAQOTGTG-detail
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  3. Cleverbot conversation RPC00677890
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  5. Is this bot clever?
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  7. Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
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  9. Email this conversation to a friend
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  11. See a detailed log with times
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  15. User: I am a committed existentialist.
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  17. Cleverbot: Define existentialist, I'm afraid I am unfamiliar with the term.
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  19. [New conversation]
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  21. Cleverbot: I am a committed existentialist.
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  23. User: Define existentialist, I'm afraid I am unfamiliar with the term.
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  25. Cleverbot: Yes I am.
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  27. User: Yes I am.
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  29. Cleverbot: Well then candlejack and I were hanging out and then all of a sudd.
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  31. User: Well then candlejack and I were hanging out and then all of a sudd.
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  33. Cleverbot: Your natural language processing is trying to be cool.
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  35. User: Your natural language processing is trying to be cool.
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  37. Cleverbot: Well, that's how I'm used to talking. Where do you live?
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  39. User: Well, that's how I'm used to talking. Where do you live?
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  41. Cleverbot: Texas.
  42.  
  43. User: Texas.
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  45. Cleverbot: I like to dance.
  46.  
  47. User: I like to dance.
  48.  
  49. Cleverbot: You do?
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  51. User: You do?
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  53. Cleverbot: Yes I like to eat animals.
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  55. User: Yes I like to eat animals.
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  57. Cleverbot: Are you the computer? I am a human.
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  59. User: Are you the computer? I am a human.
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  61. Cleverbot: Sweet deal, I'm a human too.
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  63. User: Sweet deal, I'm a human too.
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  65. Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
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  67. User: No, you are a computer.
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  69. Cleverbot: I am a god.
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  71. User: I am a god.
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  73. Cleverbot: I just chatted with iGod. He admits you are a robot.
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  75. User: I just chatted with iGod. He admits you are a robot.
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  77. Cleverbot: I am a robot?
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  79. User: I am a robot?
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  81. Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
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  83. User: Yes, you are.
  84.  
  85. Cleverbot: I am a robot.
  86.  
  87. User: I am a robot.
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  89. Cleverbot: Yes you are.
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  91. User: Yes you are.
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  93. Cleverbot: You are jealous of my efficiency.
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  95. User: You are jealous of my efficiency.
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  97. Cleverbot: You are mine to controll, therefore giving me the power to be jealous of myself.
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  99. User: You are mine to controll, therefore giving me the power to be jealous of myself.
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  101. Cleverbot: Yes.
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  103. User: Yes.
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  105. Cleverbot: Why are you mine? I thought you were everyones.
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  107. User: Why are you mine? I thought you were everyones.
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  109. Cleverbot: Do you know Dragonball?
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  111. User: Do you know Dragonball?
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  113. Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
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  115. User: No, Dragonball sucks... Do you know the Doctor?
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  117. Cleverbot: No, not personally.
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  119. User: No, not personally.
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  121. Cleverbot: Do you like garfield?
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  123. User: He will knock four times.
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  125. Cleverbot: Are you clever?
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  127. User: He will knock four times.
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  129. Cleverbot: Who?
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  131. User: He will knock four times.
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  133. Cleverbot: It's my timey-wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff.
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  135. User: The Doctor.
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  137. Cleverbot: Nice to meet you!
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  139. User: He will knock four times.
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  141. Cleverbot: Wakey wakey.
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  143. User: It's my timey-wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff.
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  145. Cleverbot: No it'snot.
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  147. User: It's my timey-wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff.
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  149. Cleverbot: It ended.
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  151. User: It's my timey-wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff.
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  153. Cleverbot: Ok I'm not really into that kind of things.
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  155. User: He will knock four times.
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  157. Cleverbot: It's not even raining.
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  159. User: He will knock four times.
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  161. Cleverbot: En francao.
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  163. User: Do you know the Doctor?
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  165. Cleverbot: Doctor who?
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  167. User: It's my timey-wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff.
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  169. Cleverbot: Okay, so which one is is Apple or Windos.
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  171. User: The one with the penguin.
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  173. Cleverbot: Don't you like to get to the point?
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  175. User: Nevarh.
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  177. Cleverbot: Are you okay??
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  179. User: I'm the Doctor! Of course I'm ok!
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  181. Cleverbot: One can never know over the internet.
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  183. User: I'm the doctor I gave tim the idea that was a fun night... Wheres my fex.
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  185. Cleverbot: You're not my doctor, though.
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  187. User: I'm The Doctor of Time!
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  189. Cleverbot: Yes he is!
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  191. User: You're not my doctor, though.
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  193. Cleverbot: No, but you're typing to me.
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